Naruto’s Leisure Life

Chapter 134 Play until you collapse!

The next day, in the Konoha cemetery, Ye Xiu looked at Mikoto, who was still standing in front of the grave with some distress, holding a bouquet of flowers in her hand, and her eyes were red and swollen with crying, and couldn’t help but step forward and hug her into her arms, comforting, “Sister Mikoto, don’t cry, people can’t be resurrected from death, if you cry your body again, I should be distressed.”

“Lord Fujun!” With a crying voice, the flowers in Mikoto’s hand fell to the ground, she turned around abruptly, and the whole person fell tightly into Ye Xiu’s arms, as if she wanted to squeeze herself in, only for a while Ye Xiu felt the shirun on her clothes, gently patted Mikoto’s back, and brought her head to her ear and comforted her softly, “Sister Mikoto, you still have my husband,

And Jiu Xinnai and their sisters, and the mother-in-law of Nha Yi-chan, you still have so many relatives, so cheer up! ”

“Hmm”, the beauty in her arms sobbed and nodded gently, and then the two of them wordlessly enjoyed this warmth and tranquility.

“Brush” Suddenly, there was a light noise behind him, and a strong man with yellow skin and black skin, wearing a burlap cloth and two blue dog teeth oil paint painted on his face respectfully appeared behind Ye Xiu.

“Don’t move, is everything done?” Ye Xiu, who was still holding Mikoto and buried her head in her hair, asked without looking back.

Nodding honestly without moving, the urn said angrily, “It’s done, boss!” Scratching his head, he didn’t move and seemed to remember something, and quickly added, “Boss, Boss Shuishui, he went to buy the “bride price” you requested.”

“Well, that’s good” A familiar bad smile appeared at the corner of Ye Xiu’s mouth, Uchiha Fugaku, waiting for the little master to come and kill you!

“Lord Fujun, are you really going to that beast’s wedding?” Originally, Mikoto’s cultivation would not have asked Ye Xiu about this, but when it came to that beast, Mikoto’s hand holding Ye Xiu’s back couldn’t help but tighten and asked out loud.

“Of course, Lord Benfu-kun still has to take a good breath of evil for my sister Mikoto” Ye Xiu held Mikoto’s pretty face, and regardless of the fact that there was still a stake standing behind her, he kissed her on the forehead.

Mikoto looked a little embarrassed because there was an immobile pestle there, “Well, then I’ll wait for you to come back”, after speaking, she hurriedly kissed him on the face and left for the moonlight house.

“Hehehe, not bad, there is progress” Ye Xiu touched the place where he was kissed, turned his head with a smirk, and saw two people who were also smiling at him, “Hehe, boss…”

“Snap, pop”, one by one, a “chestnut” knocked on his head, Ye Xiu asked angrily, “Stop the water, did you buy the bride price for the eight calves of the king of Uchiha Fugaku?” ”

“I bought it, boss, I still bought it in a king-size one!” As soon as he thought of Ye Xiu’s arrangement, Shuishui couldn’t help but laugh, he had suffered a lot yesterday, and he couldn’t wait to see Uchiha Fugaku’s wonderful face!

Although it was wartime, at this time, the Uchiha station was full of happy characters, big red lanterns were hung high, and the clansmen shuttled back and forth, showing a festive scene.

“Congratulations, congratulations, Patriarch Uchiha Fugaku” An old man wearing sunglasses and a collar raised to his neck clasped his hands into fists and said congratulations to Uchiha Fugaku who was standing in the doorway in a groom’s suit.

Uchiha Fugaku greeted with a smile and immediately saluted back, “Hahaha, thank you for the appreciation of the Grand Elder of the Oil Lady, the Great Elder is too polite, just call me Fugaku”

“Hey, how can this be, that seems too disrespectful” The oil lady Grand Elder waved her hand again and again, rebuffed with a smile on her face, after speaking, without giving Uchiha Fugaku a chance to continue to open her mouth, haha laughed, “Haha, Uchiha Fugaku Patriarch, the old man is not here to block the path of the people behind, go first”, as soon as the words fell, he walked away.

“This old fox! Obviously I don’t want to get too close to my Uchiha family! Hum! Uchiha Fugaku still had a smile on his face, but he cursed angrily in his heart.

“Congratulations, congratulations, Patriarch Uchiha Fugaku” Ye Xiu walked in with a smile and a stop water, and said as he handed over a scroll with the word bride price written on it.

“This kid is really here!” Uchiha Fugaku was surprised in his heart, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he took the scroll without missing a sound, “Hahaha, thank you for the bride price of the moonlight wind Shinobu, please inside”

“Don’t you say I’m going in too, snack “big meal”! Ye Xiu said with a meaningful smile, raised his legs and walked in, at this time a faint feeling rose in Uchiha Fugaku’s heart, as if Mikoto was snatched away by Ye Xiu, but now that everyone is in, he has no other way but to cover the soil, and then, he quickly greeted the next guest who came to attend the wedding “Hahaha, Elder Yamanaka, you are also here…..”

“Congratulations, congratulations…..”

………………..

A circle of congratulatory people greeted down, nearly an hour passed, just when Ye Xiu and others were impatient, Uchiha Fugaku finally walked over under the support of the best man, and on the other side, the bride with a red hood also walked out under the support of several young girls, and the two newlyweds dressed in big red, under the testimony of the witness, Grand Elder Uchiha, began to carry out the traditional wedding of the Uchiha family.

“Excuse me, Patriarch Uchiha Fugaku, I solemnly ask in front of the Heavenly Spirit of Uchiha ancestors, whether you are willing to marry the bride in front of you, no matter whether she is beautiful or ugly in the future, born old or sick, and will never give up!”

“I do,” Uchiha Fugaku replied expressionlessly.

“Okay, then, Miss Uchiha Rei, I solemnly ask in front of the Heavenly Spirit of Uchiha Ancestor, whether you are willing to marry the groom in front of you as a wife, husband and teach his son for him, whether he is born old or sick, and never give up!”

“………….”

“Huh?” Grand Elder Uchiha frowned, and the representatives from the entire Konoha watching the ceremony next to him also frowned, only Ye Xiu and Shuishui covered their mouths and snickered there, and the good show was about to be staged!

“Miss Uchiha Rei, I solemnly asked in front of the Heavenly Spirit of Uchiha ancestors, whether you are willing to marry the groom in front of you as a wife, and teach his husband and son for him, no matter if he is born old or sick, he will never give up!” Grand Elder Uchiha asked again patiently.

“……………”

“What are you doing, Ling’er!” The Third Elder of Uchiha saw the ugly Uchiha Fugaku and quickly reprimanded.

Finally this time the bride responded, the bride under the red lid seemed to nod, “Phew”, seeing this action, Elder Uchiha and the Third Elder were relieved, almost letting outsiders see the jokes of the Uchiha family!

“So far! I announce! The two are married! Grand Elder Uchiha quickly simplified some steps and shouted, “Next, please ask the groom to lift the lid of the bride!” Everyone applauded! ”

“Snap, pop, pop” A burst of applause, especially Ye Xiu’s applause was the loudest, he kept shouting in his heart, hurry up, hurry up!

“Brush”, the lid was lifted up to expectations, and in an instant the bride’s “peerless” face was revealed, the moment he saw this “beautiful bride”, Uchiha Fugaku’s hand stayed in mid-air, and the whole person stayed there, the two elders of the Uchiha family widened their eyes, and all the guests of Konoha who were watching at the scene were also dumbfounded, and the scene was quiet………

“Hmph~hum~” The “bride” spoke up, seemingly proud that everyone was shocked by her beauty, and the two fan-sized ears fluttered twice.

“Poof, ha” burst into laughter from the crowd below, “It’s so funny! The head of the Uchiha family actually married a sow! ”

“Oh, am I mistaken, you see that pig still has the word “meat pig” tattooed on its neck! ”

“Poof, it’s true! Could it be that the patriarch of Uchiha Fugaku is afraid that he will be hungry in the cave house if he marries another sow, marries a meat pig, and can also eat meat while the cave room! ”

“Look at the bride price over there, there is actually a king-sized steamer, alas, I don’t know who thought so thoughtfully!”

“You guys say, shouldn’t it be that the Uchiha family lost a lot in this big war, and the population was not enough, so Uchiha Fugaku, as the patriarch, heroically married a pig cub, right? After all, everyone knows that a sow is a litter all her life! ”

“Then your family’s loss is not small, why don’t you marry it!”

“I’m not an animal, how can I marry a pig!”

“Poohhaha”, Ye Xiu listened to everyone’s discussion and laughed, and quickly rushed out to make a splash himself, adding fire to the livid-faced and angry Uchiha Fugaku, and immediately spoke up, “I said, Patriarch Uchiha Fugaku, is this a new result of research in your clan, could it be that the offspring born from mating with sows will be born with their own chakra eyes?” Then don’t delay! Sent to the cave room!! ”

“Yes, yes, yes! Send the cave room! Send the cave room! Most of the people below did not deal with the Uchiha family, and Shuishui followed Ye Xiu and shouted slightly, and everyone immediately followed suit.

“Hmph, hum~” Even the meat * pig cried out.

“You! You guys! Uchiha Fugaku listened to the sarcasm only felt that his throat was sweet, and quickly swallowed the reverse blood again, the original livid face became pale, and under the anger attacking his heart, he trembled his hands, snatched a ninja knife and slashed at the “pig bride” in front of him, only to hear a “flutter”, a pig’s head flew up, a burst of pig blood sprayed wantonly on his body, and a shi-wet mark appeared on the light red groom’s clothes.

“Oh my God! Patriarch Uchiha actually killed his pig wife!! Ye Xiu held his head in his hands and shouted exaggeratedly

, “Is this the legendary wife murderer?!” ”

Immediately afterwards, under Ye Xiu’s instruction, Shuishui immediately came up to mend the knife again, “When I came to see Patriarch Uchiha Fugaku yesterday, he also complained about the blood on his clothes, saying that it was chicken blood, according to today’s situation, you should have already married a chicken bride?!” ”

“Wow! It turns out that this is still a second room!! ”

“You!” Uchiha Fugaku looked at Ye Xiu, who was constantly taking the lead in sneering and threading the needle, and had already guessed the mastermind of all this in his heart, but he was helpless, and finally another mouthful of blood rushed to his throat.

“Poof!”

Spitting blood from his mouth, Uchiha Fugaku gradually softened and fell to the ground……… Before finally falling into a coma, he vaguely heard Ye Xiu’s words, “Uchiha Fuyue, beasts are only worthy of marrying beasts, Xiaoye told you today, this is just the beginning!” “_

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