Naruto's Strongest Scum Cultivation System

　　The cute little sister picked up the lollipop and licked it, which was very tempting.

　　"That's natural. After all, we agreed that you would eat my lollipop for the rest of your life."

　　Touching the little girl's face wretchedly, Monet continued to seduce.

　　"Mikoto-chan, didn't I tell you to stay away from this bastard? Tsunade-san said that if you get too close, there will be no bones left for him to eat."

　　At this moment, two figures came out of the school, and one of them, a red-haired little loli, said dissatisfiedly.

　　"Then you're still jumping on me?"

　　Monet looked at Kushina on his back speechlessly. He didn't know when it started, but it has become her exclusive position. Kushina, who was supposed to transfer in the middle of the shift, came to Konoha ahead of schedule, so he could be regarded as a native Konoha. People don't recognize life very much, but five years have brought them a lot of joy.

　　He didn't know why Kushina liked to stick to himself, and even said bad things while sticking.

? ???? asking for flowers ?? ??????

　　But since Little Loli went to school, he would come to pick her up from school every night, and it had become a habit.

　　"Lord Hokage!"

　　On the other hand, Minato Namikaze, who had just entered school at the age of five, greeted Monet with excitement.

　　"Yo, Xiaobobo, how are you?"

　　Monet smiled and rubbed Minato's face with his hands.

　　Although he was a little uncomfortable with Lord Hokage calling himself Bobo, Minato still endured standing there and let Monet rub it. After all, not everyone has this opportunity to be ravaged by Hokage.

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　　After bullying Minato Nakamo for a while, Monet said goodbye to Mikoto with Kushina on his back and walked towards the Senju Clan.

　　"Little Pepper, how about we discuss something?"

　　On the way, Monet underestimated in a low voice.

　　"Say."

　　Kushina, who was lying on Monet's back and watching the scenery, spit out a word.

　　"Go to sleep with Grandma Mito tonight, I have something to do with your sister Tsunade."

　　Monet swallowed. One of the reasons why he didn't succeed in the cabbage in recent years was because of this annoying ancestor. Every day, he insisted that he would sleep with himself and Tsunade in the same bed. Too similar.

　　At this point, the rope tree is much better than her!As expected of the boy who was walked by him from childhood to adulthood.

　　Huh?Speaking of rope trees...

　　correct!What about the rope tree?

　　Monet swallowed his saliva, shit, he forgot to take the rope tree home again.

　　At the gate of the ninja school, Qianshou Roshu’s aggrieved face was filled with tears, and there was no one at the empty gate. You promised to pick me up from school every day?

　　He was left by the teacher to test the basic knowledge. Wait, can't I do it!

　　"Brother Monet! You lied to me again!"

　　……

　　Third more.

　　Ask for flowers. .

Chapter [-] Coming to fight, I am not convinced! (fourth more)

　　"Sister, please, go to Mito's grandma, I really have something to do with your sister Tsunade."

　　After the family had dinner, Monet dragged Tsunade back to the room, who knew that Kushina, a little loli, also came in by the way, giving Monet a headache.

　　"Is there anything you can't say to my face? Is there anything shameful?"

　　Kushina crawled onto the bed dissatisfied and looked at the two of them, her little eyes full of suspicion.

　　Tsunade stood beside him with a flushed face, a little awkward, how should I explain this kind of thing to Kushina?Besides, there is no need to explain to her, how old is she?

　　Monet's nostrils were breathing fire, and he swore that when the grandma grew up, he would train her well so that she could understand why he wanted to drive her away now.

　　"But you can ask me to go to Grandma Mito "Five-Five-Seven", and you have to give me one when you give Mikoto lollipops tomorrow."

　　Rolling her eyes, Kushina suddenly smiled.

　　Just bought a lollipop?

　　Monet looked at the little loli suspiciously, something was wrong, it didn't fit Kushina's character.

　　After giving Monet an inexplicable look, Little Loli jumped out of bed and ran out.

　　Shaking his head, Monet didn't bother to care what she wanted to do, turned his head and pulled Tsunade aside.

　　"Cousin, it's the two of us left now."

　　"What are you in a hurry... um... it hurts..."

　　For the impatient Qianshou Monet, it was a beautiful night. The cabbage, which had been guarded for fifteen years, was finally cultivated and the taste was smoothed out. Only Monet could taste it himself.

　　But when the battle was at its most intense, a small figure at the door curiously stuck his head out...

　　……

　　"Uh, what are you talking about?"

　　The next morning, Kushina found Senju Tobirama with big dark circles under her eyes.

　　"Monet almost killed Tsunade?"

　　The second master was in a state of confusion. As soon as he got up and put on his clothes, this living treasure rushed in and opened his mouth to say that his grandson and granddaughter had a fight.

　　Is the battle still fierce?Tsunade was beaten and didn't have the strength to speak?

　　What is this all about?

　　Standing up, the second master planned to take a look, but suddenly he thought of something.

　　According to what Kushina said, she was kicked out, and she was peeking from the crack of the door.

　　Then.

　　The second master suddenly realized, he seemed to understand what was going on.

　　After all, it is someone who has come over and reacted quickly.

　　Grandson and granddaughter are grown up!

　　"Okay, I know about this. You go to sleep first, and I will let people say hello to the school."

　　After thinking about it, the second master put a smile on his face, picked up Jiu Xinnai and put her on the bed to let her have a good rest. This little girl is also addicted and ill if she didn't sleep for a whole night.

　　"Are you going to punish Brother Monet? Please focus on it! Otherwise, I'm sorry Sister Tsunade."

　　Kushina blinked her big eyes with dark circles and finally fell asleep unwillingly.

　　this kid.

　　The second master was a little speechless, and it was not easy to think about Monet. Not only did he have to abduct Tsunade, but he also had to pay Kushina.

　　Um?Why do I say abduction?

　　……

　　This world is wonderful.

　　After a whole day passed, Monet lit a cigarette for himself with a tired Tsunade in his arms. It turned out that the proficient ability of intercourse given by the system was indeed powerful.

　　And the strange thing is that when he fired the first shot of his life, the ability that the system gave him was upgraded again.

　　Animals, is this turning yourself into a self-propelled gun?

　　Monet squinted his eyes and seemed to enjoy the afterglow, and inadvertently glanced at his attribute panel, Monet was a little shocked.

　　Attribute points have been directly added by more than [-]?I'm going, is it possible that every time I push one in the future, the attribute will be added?

　　Then he would rather be a self-propelled gun!

　　"Cough, great host, you are thinking too much. After all, you don't have so many cousins, and you have to have a limit when you are an animal... Only some special women in the Naruto world will be harmed by you more. Attribute bonuses, such as your cousin Tsunade, such as the mother of the child of the world Kushina and Mikoto, such as Konan, and even the last Kaguya Otsutsuki..."

　　"However, the Crystal Palace system will be activated when a certain number of beauties are collected, so stay tuned..."

　　The system came out lazily with a slightly contemptuous voice, which made Monet suddenly realize, doesn't this mean that he will be sent to the journey of self-propelled guns?

　　Talking a lot of bullshit.

　　Just thinking about something comfortably, Tsunade twisted.

　　"Come to fight~ I don't accept~"

　　In a daze, Tsunade said such a sentence, and then... there is no more, anyway, she was trapped by herself, and the trap was miserable.

　　……

　　After three full days, Monet and Tsunade sneaked out of the room. Fortunately, the second master who saw something told the ninjas below to not panic, otherwise everyone would have to have an accident for their own Hokage.

　　The two who hadn't left the room for three days were so hungry that they planned to go to the kitchen for food, but when they went out, they were discovered by the second master who was hiding in the distance.

　　"Temperance, don't become like Zilai, Qianshou still needs you to carry forward."

　　Looking at Monet and Tsunade very seriously for a long time, the second master spit out such a sentence and turned to leave.

　　Monet was okay. He just shrugged his shoulders and didn't care because his face was comparable to that of Earth 4.1. After all, he would not be a Tsunade in terms of his kidneys.

　　On the contrary, Tsunade was so ashamed that he could not wait to get into the ground, after all, if the elders saw through this kind of thing, he would always feel embarrassed.

　　"By the way, the expatriate ninja has almost returned. You should have planned how to arrange it. I won't say more."

　　Before leaving, the second master threw out these words. After hearing this, Monet, who was originally smiling, suddenly became extremely serious.

　　The war is about to start again!

　　……

　　Fourth more.

　　The milk dog has a fever and is dazed. It may not be much more today, sorry. .