Naruto's Strongest Scum Cultivation System

　　Must be taught in the right direction, this is his mission to find the son of prophecy!

　　Too lazy to speak, Monet sighed.

　　You son of a bullshit prophecy, he doesn't look down on the toads of Miaomu Mountain, and he also predicts, why are you so arrogant, a toad will go to heaven.

　　"Okay, don't worry about those who don't have it. I'm Hokage, your boss, and I still have some energy. You can teach it with confidence."

　　"But call me when you go tomorrow. I'm also curious about those three children."

　　Monet said.

　　"Uh, why didn't you show up today, boss?"

　　Jiraiya still can't figure it out, shouldn't, according to the boss's temper, if he finds out, he will definitely jump out and ridicule himself, but in fact it doesn't.

　　"Something went wrong, I'll talk about it tomorrow..."

　　Waving his hand, Monet walked out of the camp. Can he tell Jiraiya that he met Madara Uchiha and pretended to be a jerk?

　　Obviously not, some things are destined to be impossible to say now, and it is very troublesome to explain.

　　Konoha is still that Konoha after all, Qianshou is still that Qianshou, the world will not change, and neither will Monet.

　　After a night of silence, after the morning exercise with Tsunade the next day, the two lay on the bed and enjoyed the afterglow.

　　"Cousin, do you think I will have a baby?"

　　Tsunade blushed, hugged the man who had tossed him awake and asked.

　　"Probably... not."

　　Monet swallowed, safety measures?What is that, the Naruto world is not good.

　　"Nonsense, I asked Grandma Mito..."

　　Damn, this girl is really honest, you still tell Grandma Mito about this kind of thing?

　　Monet had a headache and was thinking about whether he was teaching his little cousin a lesson when a message suddenly came to his mind.

　　"what happened?"

　　Tsunade seemed to sense something was wrong and asked.

　　"1.7 trivial matter, the clone committed suicide, and Zilai is also waiting for me."

　　Monet sighed. Yesterday and Jirai also agreed to find the trio today. How could he know that he got up so early, and his Mudun clone was getting more and more angry. Are you too lazy to go?

　　After washing up, Monet put on an elegant robe with an umbrella and appeared in front of Jiraiya.

　　"Boss, in this rainy day, you are not afraid of getting dirty."

　　Every time I see the boss being so arrogant, Jiraiya can't stand it. Shouldn't ninjas be integrated into the environment?

　　You are far away and you can see how to hide yourself.

　　……

　　Fifth more.

　　(Patting the table) Where are the flowers? .

Chapter [-] My stupid master! (sixth more)

　　"Your so-called anti-tracking means nothing to me."

　　Monet pouted and released Fei Lei Shen directly with Jirai.

　　In the blink of an eye, the two of them landed not far from the cave where Xiao Nan and the others were located, and Fei Lei Shen didn't say anything else.

　　"vomit!"

　　Jirai, who obviously couldn't bear the feeling of teleportation, also spit it out. It was fine before, the distance of the transfer was relatively short, and he could still adapt, but this time he really couldn't adapt.

　　"Are you disgusting, I haven't eaten my fucking breakfast yet."

　　Monet kicked him into the mud pit with one foot at his ass. This guy is really useless, no wonder he doesn't have a special space attribute.

　　It is said that Jirai is also a talent. It is not easy to learn from the original work of his apprentice's spiral pills and to play flowers.

　　"Boss, it's too boring, give me a run."

　　Due to the angle, there was some animal excrement in the mud pit he was just shoved into. Not to mention Monet, he felt disgusting himself.

　　"Water escape! The technique of taking a bath!"

　　Resisting the desire to vomit, Monet started to squirt wildly at Jirai, and directly swept him away.

　　"Boil! The art of drying clothes!"

　　"Physique! The technique of spinning the top of the human body!"

　　As soon as he stepped down, Jiraiya began to spin rapidly, and his face was red and his ears were red from Monet's hot chakra.

　　After a few minutes, Jiraiya stopped spinning, with more circles in his eyes than Samsara eyes.

　　"vomit!"

　　He couldn't help it, and Jiraiya's stomach began to churn, but just as he was about to vomit, Monet shoved the smelly sock that the kid had just thrown out into his mouth.

　　This time Jiraiya's face turned completely green, with tears in his eyes, he looked at his boss in confusion, what happened to the boss today?Although he is still handsome, why is he so murderous?

　　"Look at the fart, this is to punish you, boy, you don't have to believe others, but how many years have passed, don't you know what your boss is like?"

　　"Don't you dare to believe that I still doubt what I will do to these three little devils. Do you think too much? Although your hesitation is only for a moment, it shouldn't be."

　　Monet turned around and left such a sentence.

　　Jirai, who had been churning in his stomach, finally understood something, he silently pulled out the socks in his mouth and put them on again, bowing to Monet's back.

　　This is his boss, he has never used Hokage's frame to oppress himself, and even regarded him as a brother.

　　Help yourself to practice, and even laboriously improve his immortal mode.

　　This love will never end in his life.

　　"Let's go and see those three little devils."

　　Monet waved his hand without looking back. The younger brother needs to be disciplined. Zilai can be considered a peace of mind. I believe he will understand after this time.

　　"Drink! Taishu! Brutal collision!"

　　Approaching the cave, in front of it is a naturally formed training ground. The sturdy trees act as stakes, and several children are diligently practicing something.

　　And our three leaders, the future Payne, and the current Yahiko started charging hard against a huge stone!

　　Brutal collision?

　　Monet breathed a sigh of relief regularly. Isn't this the physique he taught him when he was a kid?

　　The normal version of the savage collision requires a tyrannical muscle, and the collision also uses his own shoulders, but this...

　　"Oh my god! My head!"

　　Under the collision, Yahiko's head suddenly blossomed, and a round, bag-shaped mysterious object instantly grew out.

　　Well, the second dimension is sometimes so exaggerated, but you can't explain it.

　　"You don't know how to be light, after all, Master Jiraiya has practiced for more than ten years before breaking stones with his head. Now that you are still young, you should start with wood."

　　Careful Xiaonan took out the bandage and handed it to Yahiko, and then continued to talk about his origami.

　　"Drink! The art of making paper planes!"

　　puff!

　　Monet couldn't help it at all, and glanced at Jiraiya next to him complaining. These moves were used when he was bored and engaged in Jiraiya when he was a child.

　　Sure enough, just as he imagined, Xiao Nan threw out the paper plane and picked up a rock and smashed it into the paper plane, and the detonating talisman hidden inside exploded instantly.

　　"This plane is really amazing!"

　　Xiao Nan shouted excitedly, although she didn't know what the plane was, the ninjutsu given by Master Jiraiya finally completed 167.

　　"How many detonators did you give her?"

　　Monet asked Jiraiya with a sullen face, this training is very expensive. With the money for the detonating talisman, can you invite them to eat something good?

　　"A dozen."

　　Zilai also looked at it with relish, and even kept nodding.

　　On the contrary, Nagato's training method is quite satisfactory, holding the shuriken and shooting outwards, with the blessing of Samsara, his shuriken shoots accurately.

　　This allocation is really reasonable. When he was a child, he told Jiraiya that a team should have an MT, which is a meat shield, and a stable C-position output. This guy has learned well!

　　"Cough! Children! Let me introduce someone to you!"

　　When Monet had a headache, Jiraiya no longer hid his body and jumped out.

　　"Hey! My stupid master! Eat me with a savage charge!"

　　As soon as he saw Jiraiya, a golden light flashed in Yahiko's eyes and slammed into him.

　　"Where the fuck is this! Jiraiya, what the hell did you teach me!"

　　……

　　Sixth more.

Chapter [-] The sunshine of the rain country is a gift! (first update)

　　This Naruto world is not normal. Where did the pure Yahiko run off to in Lao Tzu's impression that the blood is full of amusing, and pure Yahiko?

　　Monet covered his face and sighed, very speechless.

　　"What's the matter, boss? I taught them according to the routines you taught me when I was a child, but I can't teach Xiaonan. Her origami is very good and can be developed, and Nagato and Yahiko are still young. I brought them with me a few days ago. When they go to the kiln, they finish drinking two glasses."

　　"These are basic things. As a disciple of Jiraiya, this is a must know."

　　Jiraiya shook his head and gave Yahiko a slap to calm him down, and then said arrogantly.

　　Visit the kiln, drink flower wine...

　　Indeed, this is how he taught Jiraiya before, not to mention that, when he was a child, he even licked the Tathagata Buddha stick for Jiraiya.