Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

Los Angeles, USA.

Staples Center.

In the UCLA locker room.

The boys, filled with the joy of winning the championship, celebrated wildly and carnivally.

The players, led by LaVine, surrounded Chu Han in the middle, splashing water and shouting in various ways.

Normally, they wouldn't dare to come like this.

But today, it’s all about sex!

Of course Chu Han will not sit still and wait for death.

He saw the right moment and poured the bucket of water on Raven's head.

What does it mean to have a cold heart and a soaring heart?

Zach LaVine can show up and speak out.

"Okay, boys, we have to put our minds in order..."

Coach Ben Holland, who had just entered the locker room, wanted his players to calm down.

He has prepared a lot of rhetoric.

For example:

The PAC-12 championship is just the beginning.

Our journey is the stars and the sea.

The NCAA tournament is about to begin.

That is our longer-term goal and pursuit.

All in all, it's formulaic.

result.

There was no waiting for coach Ben Holland to finish.

The first thing to greet him was a basin of cold water pouring over his head and face.

Coach Holland also wanted to see who was throwing the water.

What was waiting for him was a wave of energy pouring like a violent storm.

Coach Ben Holland, whose vision was completely blurred, chose to give up resistance.

Let’s leave those formulaic speeches until tomorrow.

UCLA fell into a carnival atmosphere, and the entire Los Angeles began to look forward to their dream scenario of winning the NCAA championship as the No. 1 seed in the PAC-12 League.

Another Los Angeles team was not so lucky.

A few days later.

The Lakers, who finally ended their consecutive road trip and returned to their home court, were unable to fight back and were defeated by their visiting opponents.

In this campaign, Kobe Bryant's performance remained stable.

In the eyes of many experts, Kobe has achieved a rebound in form this season.

It is different from the slightly declining state in the 10-11 and 11-12 seasons.

This season, Kobe has surpassed the previous two seasons in terms of offensive efficiency and scoring.

in other words.

The current version of Kobe Bryant is definitely worthy of being rated as the tail end of his game.

Regrettably.

Dwight Happy Beast Howard brought Happy Basketball to the extreme today.

Howard, who made 1 of 8 free throws in the game, even made a three-point free throw.

What is happy basketball?

This is happy basketball!

The Los Angeles Lakers have returned to a familiar losing streak, making ESPN too lazy to waste any time on them.

When they start to embark on a winning streak, it may be worth writing about in the media.

"It's time for us to discuss Chu Han."

on ESPN's evening news program.

Stephen A. Smith opened his mouth: "I think he is the candidate for the No. 1 pick in 2013. Who agrees? Who opposes?"

If you ask this question and act according to the script, someone will definitely jump out to express objections.

Then he delivered an educational tone.

But the reality is that no one here objects to it.

They were almost unanimous in their approval.

Why is there no script that arranges for Brother Understanding to come forward to object and analyze?

the reason is simple.

First of all, 2013 is recognized as a poor year for the draft.

There are not enough outstanding draft talents.

Secondly, Chu Han's ability and immediate combat ability would have made him a top three pick in other years, or even a strong competitor for the No. 1 pick.

The simplest example.

The template defined by some scouts for Chu Han is Russell Westbrook, a former UCLA player.

Venus Westbrook was selected by the Oklahoma City Thunder with the fourth overall pick in the 2008 draft.

In 2008, there was Derrick Rose, the top guard from the University of Memphis.

Michael Beasley, who defeated Kevin Durant in college.

The draft year of Mike Conley, the former No. 1 high school student in the country.

Even so, the Turtles still took the high pick of fourth overall.

Now, Chu Han is not only the template for Westbrook.

His physical hardware is better than Westbrook's.

He is taller and has a longer wingspan. His jumping, explosive power and speed seem to be better than those of Westbrook at the same time.

In addition, Chu Han also has the ball-handling ability that the turtles in college could not match.

In the eyes of many people, Westbrook in college was just little Chu Han!

Chu Han Jr. was able to win the fourth overall pick in 2008 when there were so many potential new stars.

For the real Chu Han, in 2013, when draft talent was mediocre, it would not be a problem to lock in the No. 1 pick.

"But having said that, Chu Han also has a fatal weakness."

Of course, some people still put forward their own opinions:

"I've looked at a lot of draft templates given by scouts, and these players are indeed good enough, but they also have one thing in common."

"That's it. These players, at the same time, most of their shooting abilities were average."

"Perhaps, these senior scouts also saw Chu Han's shooting deficiencies."

"Whether he has the ability to finish mid-range shots or not, this will become a key point for people to question him."

As analyzed by this expert.

Chu Han is definitely a well-deserved super rookie in 2013. He is a T0 rookie who is one level above the rest.

But his long-range shooting ability is a big question mark.

After entering the NCAA tournament, the team's coaching staff may formulate tactics around Chu Han's shooting ability.

In a knockout format that determines the outcome.

If Chu Han's long-range shot really becomes a breakthrough, leading to UCLA's defeat in the championship.

By then, what will be the direction of public opinion?

It’s unknown.

only.

As a person involved, Chu Han didn't pay attention to the outside world's analysis of him.

After many consecutive days of winning celebrations.

Chu Han, who was finally free, brought up the system page.

When UCLA won the PAC-12 League playoff championship, the system reward alert sounded in his mind.

But because the celebration was too enthusiastic at that time, Chu Han temporarily left this thing behind.

So now, I took a closer look.

"The host has activated abilities: full level physical fitness, full level dribbling ability, full level close range scoring!"

"The host's newly activated ability: full-level mid-range ability! (NBA level)"

"New system mission: Lead UCLA to win the NCAA championship!"

"System reward: three points of ability at full level! (NBA level)"

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