Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

Dale Demps.

General manager of the New Orleans Hornets.

At this moment, he was in the Hilton Hotel, watching the lucky ball representing his team win the No. 1 pick!

"Today is a lucky day. The last time I was so happy was this time last year.

Demps was interviewed by the media after the draw: "This will be the No. 1 pick that changes the history of the New Orleans Hornets."

"I believe that the team will use this No. 1 pick to make the most perfect choice!"

When the media asked whether Chu Han would be selected with the No. 1 pick.

Demps’ answer was more direct:

"Only Chu Han is worthy of the No. 1 lottery, and it is impossible for anyone else to appear on the list of the No. 1 lottery!"

Even though Chu Han did not participate in the Chicago combine trial.

Even though Chu Han did not participate in any single trial with any team.

The top pick is still his!

After the lottery ceremony, Dempsey didn't even have time to return to his hotel room.

In the hotel elevator, he was already stopped by Phoenix Suns coach Lynch Hunter.

"We need to talk, Dale."

Lynch Hunter smiled: "We are very interested in the No. 1 pick in your hands.

"I'm sorry, Coach Lynch Hunter..."

Dell Demps rejected the opponent's initiative with a smile: "Right now, we don't have any thoughts about this pick, except that we will definitely choose Chu Han."

After winning the No. 1 pick, the Hornets will face many choices.

Except I will definitely choose Chu Han.

They can choose to keep Chu Han, or trade Chu Han.

As for whether to stay or trade?

This is not something Dell Demps can decide now.

The whole world knows that this pick will change everything.

The Hornets also need to make good use of this precious No. 1 pick.

After sending away Lynch Hunter.

As soon as Dell Demps returned to his private room, he received a personal phone call.

"Dale, it seems we haven't contacted each other for a long time."

As soon as the call was connected, the caller took the initiative and asked, "How are you doing lately?"

"Stop with these time-wasting niceties, Danny."

Dell Demps smiled and said, "I know why you called me."

That's right.

The caller on the other end of the phone was Danny Ainge, the general manager of the Boston Celtics!

They are all foxes for thousands of years. Demps knows very well that Danny Ainge came here for the number one pick he won!

"In that case, I'll get straight to the point."

Danny Ainge was about to explain his purpose when he was directly interrupted by El Demps.

"No, no, no, Mr. Danny Ainge, we don't want to talk about the No. 1 pick right now."

Dell Demps continued to refuse: "If you have anything to say, please wait until June 28th and then give us a call.

June 28th.

That is the day of the 2013 draft.

There is still a month left before that time.

As the general manager of the Hornets, Demps knows that given a month, the team management will be able to make the best decision for the No. 1 pick.

Is Chu Han keeping it for himself?

Or exchange for better quality chips?

You will know when the time comes.

After the draft results were announced, the NBA playoffs also entered the final stage.

June 6th, US time.

The San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat face off at the top of the Forbidden City.

In G1 of the finals between the two sides, the winner was decided at the last minute.

In the end, the Spurs, second in the Western Conference, defeated the Heat with a 4-point advantage in G1 of the finals and won their first victory in the finals.

After the game, Brown James said in an interview:

The team will bounce back soon.

In fact, the Heat's rebound came quickly.

June 9, US time, finals G2.

The Miami Heat defeated the Spurs at home with 10,384, bringing the total score to a 1:1 draw!

June 11th.

The two-way match came to San Antonio.

The Spurs returned to their home court and gave the Heat a 113:77 slaughter.

They took the lead again.

In G4, the Heat tenaciously tied the score with 10993.

In G5, the San Antonio Spurs continued to defeat their opponents with a 10-point advantage.

The score between the two sides came to 3:2.

The Spurs who win the Battle of Tianwangshan will have the opportunity to end this season's finals at the home court of the Miami Heat!

The time comes on June 18th.

In a sea of ​​white throughout the American Airlines Center in Miami.

The Spurs, playing away games, gradually took the initiative in the sales comparison.

The final moments of regular time.

The NBA staff backstage have even begun preparing props for the awards ceremony.

In the live broadcast footage, you can even find the O'Brien Gold Cup ready in the players' tunnel!

It is in this situation where the Spurs seem to have a winning chance.

Ray Allen, who joined the Heat in the summer, hit a three-pointer that changed the trajectory of NBA history.

The game goes into overtime!

In overtime, the Heat seized the opportunity and narrowly defeated the Spurs by 2 points, bringing the series into a tiebreaker.

In the end, the Heat, with their Big Three, had the last laugh in the tiebreaker.

The Miami Heat defeated the Spurs 4:3 and won their third championship trophy in team history.

At the same time, this is also the second championship for the Heat's Big Three in three years of formation.

With two consecutive championships in hand, the Big Three can begin to look forward to the moment of creating a Triple Crown dynasty!

the other side.

The Spurs team, which lost a good game, was in sharp contrast to the Heat team, which was in a carnival.

At this moment, no one thinks the Spurs will make a comeback next season.

Because GDP will be one year older.

The Heat's triple crown dominance looks like an unstoppable trend.

After the Miami Heat's championship parade.

The attention of NBA teams comes from the south coast to the Big Apple.

June 28th, US time.

United States, New York.

The famous basketball mecca——Madison Garden Arena.

Today, the world's attention is focused on this.

"The 2013 NBA Draft will begin at Madison Garden.

"I have already seen many young talents at the scene who may stir up troubles in the league in the future!"

Charles Barkley, who was in the commentary box, directly targeted the most shining man in the audience:

"Chu Han is sitting there, he will be the first young man whose name is read by David Stern today!"

Just like Flying Pig said.

Today, Chu Han was invited as the Little Green Room rookie and appeared at Madison Garden.

He is also the second Chinese Green Room rookie to be invited to the scene after Kong Yiyi.

It’s not just Chu Han.

McCaw, Oladipo, Noel, Trey Burke and other 13th rookies that Chu Han was familiar with all appeared at Madison Garden.

Next.

They are the protagonists of this story.

It is worth mentioning that.

Chu Han discovered another foreign rookie in an obscure corner.

The one who looks skinny - Giannis Antetokounmpo!

If he were not very familiar with Antetokounmpo’s story, Chu Han would never have imagined:

Antetokounmpo, who was so thin as a rookie, will become an MVP-level monster with that size in the future!

Talent and hard work are perfectly displayed in Antetokounmpo.

The media in front of Madison Garden took 360-degree shots of the potential rookies.

Backstage.

The management staff of each team are calling each other frantically.

Among them, the one who receives the most frequent calls is the New Orleans Hornets, who hold the No. 1 pick.

Almost half of the teams in the league have sent them trade applications.

There are so many bargaining chips before the Hornets management and the transaction plan is so complex.

It was a scene that Dale Demps had never seen in his life.

"BOSS, we must at least select Chu Han before making a decision."

The assistant general manager of the Hornets first suggested: "Otherwise our workload will be too much.

"I agree with you, Mike."

Demps rubbed his eyes: "Please submit our No. 1 pick first."

No matter what the final choice is, at least Chu Han should be selected into the team first.

The camera focuses on the scene at Madison Garden.

NBA Commissioner David Stern, stepped onto the stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2013 NBA Draft."

He skillfully recited his opening remarks that he had been doing for N years.

David Stern opened the envelope containing the New Orleans Hornets' No. 1 pick under the spotlight:

"In the 2013 NBA Draft, with the first pick in the first round, the New Orleans Hornets selected - Chu Han! From UCLA!"

The whole world knows whose name David Stern will be the first to pronounce.

But when everything was settled, thunderous cheers erupted from the scene.

You know, there were many New York Knicks fans at the scene.

They are known to be demanding.

Why give thunderous cheers to Chu Han, a rookie?

That's because, in the season that just ended.

The Knicks, second in the Eastern Conference, actually lost to the Pacers, third in the Eastern Conference, in the semifinals!

This is an unacceptable result for New York fans.

Second in the Eastern Conference, they have to reach the Eastern Conference Finals and face the Big Three led by LeBron James for 300 rounds.

Directly defeated in the semi-finals?

Sorry, there are only boos waiting for the Knicks!

On the other hand, Chu Han was selected with the No. 1 pick today.

He is the super star who led UCLA to a 32-game winning streak and an undefeated championship!

From the perspective of New York fans, the more they cheer for Chu Han.

It becomes even more possible to mock the Knicks' incompetent management.

Especially when there were New York fans roaring:

"We're going to trade James Dolan for Chu Han!"

Only the crazy New York fans can shout out if the team owner is replaced by a rookie.

at the same time.

In the VIP room on the upper floor of Madison Garden.

James Dolan, who originally just wanted to see Chu Han selected and left, was immediately angry.

Damn you.

I'm just the team owner, not the one who came up.

The team's performance is not satisfactory. Instead of criticizing the players, these fans with cerebral palsy come to criticize the team owner?

What kind of brain circuit is this?

Glenn!"

A surge of anger surged into his heart, and James Dolan shouted directly at the general manager of the team beside him: "Have you heard the demands of the fans at the scene?"

"Find a way to get Chu Han for me, immediately!"

Chu Han was originally on Dolan's trading list.

The roar was putting pressure on Grunwald.

Do it quickly!

"Yes...yes...I understand..."

Grunwald, who had already thought of no trading plan to get Chu Han, looked uglier than if he had swallowed Xiang.

The key is: the boss personally feeds you Xiang, but you still have to eat it!

Who can withstand this!

Returning to the Madison Garden scene, Grunwald watched Chu Han walk up to the front stage and shake hands with David Stern for a photo.

This Chu Han really makes me love and hate him at the same time!

Madison Garden Live.

After Chu Han hugged and greeted his friends who were present, he walked up to the front stage and shook hands with David Stern for a photo.

"Welcome to the NBA, grind."

Stern smiled at Chu Han: "My assistant will give you my contact information later. If you encounter any problems, you can call me at any time.

"Thank you, Mr. President."

Chu Han still has great feelings for Stern.

At least compared to the jokes made by his future successor, Stern is much better.

"Chu Han was selected, he is the second No. 1 pick in NBA history!"

On the other side, there is China on the other side of the ocean.

...Please give me flowers...

In the CCTV live broadcast room.

Seeing Chu Han walking up to the front to take a photo with Stern, Yoga almost jumped with excitement: "The NBA has another Chinese player born and raised in China!"

“And he’s a defender.

This time, it was Su Qun who explained the draft with his yoga partner: "Chu Han is the first Chinese defender to be selected in the first round in NBA history!"

once Upon a time.

The whole world thinks: China is a basketball desert.

The emergence of Dayao allowed people to see the absolute height of Chinese basketball.

Immediately afterwards, people said that China only has big players who are trustworthy and cannot produce defenders.

Now.

The emergence of Chu Han responded to everything.

He is the absolute speed of Chinese basketball!

Almost at the same time.

All major media outlets in China have officially announced the news that Chu Han has been selected as the No. 1 pick in the NBA on their official websites.

The name of Chu Han once again spread all over the country!

Live in New York.

Chu Han, who briefly accepted interviews with the media after stepping down, was very interested in the results of the next draft.

It was expected that he would be elected as the number one scholar.

The team's draft order will be in chaos in the future. Where will each rookie belong?

This is beyond Chu Han's imagination.

The butterfly's wings began to flap.

From this moment on, the future of the alliance will be completely different from the original!

With the second pick, the Orlando Magic still selected Victor Oladipo.

Although Audi's performance in the NCAA tournament was slow, he left a deep impression on the Magic management during his solo trial.

This defender with excellent physical fitness is the best replacement after Chu Han is selected.

The third pick originally belonged to the Wizards, but now belongs to the Suns.

After careful consideration, Suns general manager McDonald decisively chose Otto Porter, a Georgetown small forward with outstanding dynamic and static talents.

The fourth pick, which originally belonged to the Bobcats, now belongs to the Kings.

The Sacramento Kings management is betting very firmly on UNLV forward Anthony Bennett.

"Anthony will be an all-around fighter for Sacramento!"

Backstage with the Kings, team general manager Jeff Petrie vowed: "He is the mainstream of basketball in the future!"

Seeing Bennett being picked off by the unlucky Kings, Chu Han felt that the Cavaliers management had to kowtow to the Kings management.

This is a life-saving kindness!

However, the current Cavaliers management obviously does not accept the King's favor.

They really wanted to draft Bennett, the polite big man.

Now that Bennett has been elected, the Cavaliers management can only bet on a plan B.

That was the selection of Nerlens Noel, who was out for the season.

At the same time, taking advantage of Noel's retirement, the Cavaliers took advantage of the situation and continued another bad season.

There are still many rookies worthy of selection in 2014.

The Cavaliers feel they can look ahead to next year's rookies.

With the sixth pick, the Bobcats still followed Michael Jordan's instructions and selected Cody Zeller.

They never expected that a big man with shooting ability like Zeller would fall out of the top five?

Pick up a leak, be happy!

Qiao Shen, who was far away in Charlotte, also had a smile on his face.

As everyone knows, the power of this DEBUFF designated by Jordan is quite impressive.

The seventh overall pick was the third overall pick in the original timeline.

The backstage of the Washington Wizards and the team's management collectively have a negative attitude.

Choose a hammer!

What kind of smelly fish and rotten shrimps are all left now?

The slightly better ones are all rookie defenders.

But the Wizards have a backcourt of Wall + Beal...

Take the lead and choose a defender!

After all the Sima faces, the Wizards chose a 2.13-meter inside player: Alex Len - a helpless choice.

Starting with the eighth pick, everything returns to normal.

The selection of players is consistent with Chu Han's memory.

The Pistons selected Caldwell-Pope.

The Trail Blazers selected CJ McCollum.

The Philadelphia 76ers acquired McAway.

The Syracuse University star point guard said in an interview off the court:

He should have been a top five pick, and he will make all teams who missed him realize their mistake!

I have to say that McAway does have personality and strength.

It's a pity that in Chu Han's memory, this point guard with a lot of great names in his name has had a career that started high but failed.

Immediately afterwards, the Minnesota Timberwolves selected Trey Burke.

The Thunder selected Neptune Adams - of course, the current Adams is not as bearded as he will be in the future, he is still very handsome.

The Dallas Mavericks drafted Olynyk.

The Utah Jazz selected Chu Han's UCLA teammate Shabazz Mohammad.

After the Milwaukee Bucks gambled heavily on Giannis Antetokounmpo

The first rookie trade of 2013 occurred.

The Utah Jazz traded rookies with the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Trey Burke swaps clubs with Mohammed.

And this is just the appetizer for the crazy summer of 2013.

"BOSS!"

Still backstage at the draft.

The Hornets' assistant general manager handed the team's general manager Dell Demps a phone call: "It's Boston.

"Danny Ainge is going to trade Kevin Garnett + Paul Pierce for our No. 1 pick!"

Danny, the big fool, Anji, finally couldn’t sit still.

As time passes, more and more teams will contact the Hornets management.

The trading chips proposed will become more and more luxurious.

For a team like the Celtics, whose chips are almost always in front of them.

Want to win in this battle for Chu Han.

We can only rely on blitzkrieg!

Speed ​​wins!

Therefore, the Celtics general manager chose to take the initiative and directly deceive Demps!

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