Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

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Glenn Grunwald's words are somewhat of a warning.

It seems as if his subtext is: If Dell Demps cannot make a decision early, the Knicks will withdraw the trade offer.

Think about it carefully.

That's Carmelo Anthony!

The league's scoring leader last season is now 28 years old and still in his prime.

This state can be maintained for at least four more seasons!

Does Anthony Davis need four more seasons of growth?

Obviously not needed.

When the contract of the thick-eyebrow rookie quickly increased, Melo was still at his peak.

The Hornets have another wave of rookie contract benefits with thick eyebrows, because the contract signed has some immediate combat ability.

Why worry about not succeeding in your hegemony?

Dale Demps was tempted.

But he actually still had some hesitation.

Why hesitate?

Again - Chu Han also has the talent and strength to reach Anthony's level!

In the future, he will win one or two league scoring titles, or lead the team to win second place in a certain division in the Eastern and Western parts of the regular season.

Led the team to the Western Conference finals at most.

These are the heights Chu Han can reach.

However, these are only possibilities and have not yet been realized!

More importantly, Knicks general manager Grunwald was not there that day.

The general manager of the Hornets is really afraid that the general manager of the Knicks will regret it and withdraw the trade offer on the spot.

"Okay, I agree with your offer!"

Gritting his teeth and stamping his feet.

Grunwald responded on the spot: "Give me some time, I need to find a third-party team to balance the contract.

Now that the Knicks are sick, this is the dragon's pit and the tiger's den, let's break in!

"Then we've settled."

Grunwald let out a sigh of relief.

No matter what, at least his position as general manager was saved.

As for trading Anthony, is that what James Dolan hinted at?

Who can control so much?

One thing to say.

The Hornets and Knicks have done a pretty good job of keeping the news secret.

News of the transaction between them was not officially announced until the free agent market opened on July 1st!

July 1, U.S. time.

When Chu Han was about to fly to New Orleans to complete the contract signing under the leadership of his new signing agent.

A phone call left them in New York.

Immediately afterwards, a piece of transaction news was announced on the NBA official website.

This is a big deal involving four teams and a total of five players!

The four teams are:

Sacramento Kings, Portland Trail Blazers, New Orleans Hornets and New York Knicks!

No matter how the fans look at it, they don't know how these four teams can be related.

15But when people clicked on the news details page, they were collectively confused/faced!

The details of the transaction are as follows:

The Sacramento Kings signed and traded Tyreke Evans.

The Portland Trail Blazers gave away the team's 2014 first-round pick and some cash.

The New Orleans Hornets sent Ryan Anderson + Lopez Jr. + Vazquez + 2013 No. 1 pick Chu Han, plus a 2015 first-round pick.

The New York Knicks send - Carmelo Anthony + the team's 2014 second-round pick!

The Kings received Vazquez and the Trail Blazers' 2014 first-round pick.

The Trail Blazers received Lopez Jr. + the Knicks' 14th-year second-round pick.

The Hornets received part of the cash provided by Carmelo Anthony + the Trail Blazers.

The Knicks get Ryan Anderson + Tyreke Evans + 2013 No. 1 pick Chu Han, plus the Hornets’ 2015 first-round pick!

As soon as this deal came out, the United States was in an uproar!

"I can't believe my eyes. Did the Knicks management get kicked in the head?"

"Is James Dolan giving up on himself? Do they even dare to send away last season's scoring champion?"

"Isn't today April Fools' Day? Carmelo Anthony was sent to New Orleans?"

"Incredible news, someone tell me, has James Dolan given up on the basketball industry?"

Almost all fans across the United States agree:

Dolan was sprayed by New York fans to the point of Shi Lezhi.

Did Anthony perform poorly last season?

Although he failed to lead the Knicks to the Eastern Conference Finals to meet James.

But he was also the scoring leader last season and even topped the MVP list.

Are the Knicks sending Anthony away now?

And just in exchange for Chu Han?!

At first glance, the deal seems to be that the Hornets exchange Ryan Anderson + Tyreke Evans for Anthony from the Knicks.

In fact, the main subject of this transaction is with Anthony!

The Hornets are just looking for the Kings and Trail Blazers to join in the fun and make a tie!

Anderson and Evans are purely salary-equalizing tools.

Trade a famous superstar for a rookie who has proven himself in the NCAA tournament but has never proven himself in the professional arena!?

If you want to say that James Dolan is not mentally ill, no one will believe it!

Local fans in New York also had questions when they saw this news.

What the hell?

When I woke up, Anthony went to New Orleans?

Although Chu Han is also a favorite of New York fans, that's Anthony!

Crazy New York fans even started a brand new topic on Twitter:

#ForcingJamesDolantoSellNYKnicks!

"The Knicks will only get worse in the hands of James Dolan!"

"Look at the Knicks' lineup next season. There's a crippled Amare, a few embarrassing sixth men, and a bunch of garbage contracts!"

"Are we going to win with a rookie in the new season? God, we were second in the Eastern Conference last season!"

"James Dolan must sell the Knicks, his actions are ruining New York basketball!"

The local fans in New York have gone crazy.

They weren't targeting Chu Han, just James Dolan.

"Fuck Fuck!"

On a beach in Hawaii.

Seeing the various comments made by these New York fans on the Internet, James Dolan suddenly felt that the ball in his hand was no longer soft.

It was you New York fans who were crying for Chu Han in the first place.

Now it's Chu Han, and it's you fans who catch me and spray me.

Is it really that noble?

Why can't Carmelo Anthony be traded?

Leading a team to second place in the Eastern Conference, only to not even make it to the Eastern Conference Finals?

At this level, the circle has to deal with him!

James Dolan no longer serves these New York fans.

And tell the truth.

If he is asked to watch someone's game during the Anthony vs. Chu Han game.

He will definitely choose to watch Chu Han's game.

It's so ornamental, I don't know where it will go compared to Anthony!

"Glenn, call me a press conference right away. We want to warmly, warmly, and crazily welcome Chu Han's arrival!"

Putting the two blond men around him aside, James Dolan directly called team general manager Grunwald:

"Your transaction was perfect this time, well done!"

In terms of pissing off New York fans, this deal is perfect!

He finally kept his job and also received praise from the team owner.

This made Grunwald fly with joy.

In his opinion, all this is the treatment that only Chu Han can have through trading.

So, like James Dolan said.

The New York Knicks soon issued formal invitations to the media.

They will hold a world-class press conference in Madison Square, West Chu Han.

As for the remaining two players traded by the Hornets, the welcome meeting held by the Knicks for them was directly postponed for a few days.

July 3rd, US time.

The transaction news was officially announced just a few days ago.

New York, Madison Square Garden.

In the arena, numerous media reporters swarmed in.

"This is definitely the highest-profile rookie signing ceremony in NBA history.

"We are at Madison Garden. As you can see, the place is already crowded with reporters..."

"This is the most exaggerated welcome party I have ever seen since I started working in this industry. Is this the style of the New York Knicks?"

There were many reporters at the scene, talking to their respective live cameras.

Just like they say.

To welcome Chu Han, the Knicks prepared the highest-profile rookie signing ceremony in NBA history.

They will live broadcast Chu Han’s rookie contract signing process in front of many media around the world!

You know, James Dolan also has the American television broadcast system.

If you have money, you can be so willful!

"Look, James and the others are coming!

I don’t know which reporter shouted this.

Immediately afterwards, all the eyes of the audience were focused to one side.

A small team headed by Knicks owner James Dolan walked to the court and sat in their respective seats.

Apart from Dolan, the person with the most focus on the scene was Chu Han!

"I'm very happy that we finally got an outstanding young man like Chu Han.

At the beginning of the press conference, James Dolan took the initiative to speak: "When I learned about this deal, I was still surfing in Hawaii."

"This transaction allowed me to immediately purchase a flight ticket back to New York."

"I can't wait to see Chu Han play for New York."

Having said this, Dolan handed the microphone to Chu Han: "Welcome to New York, Chu!"

Chu Han was also in front of the camera and briefly said a few points.

Say something from your heart.

Until the official announcement of the transaction, Chu Han, who was a party involved, was confused.

Starting from the change in the timeline when the Hornets won the No. 1 pick, the development of the story has exceeded Chu Han's cognition.

He never expected that the first stop of his career would actually be in New York, in the Big Apple!

Moreover, New York still replaced itself with Anthony.

If it were placed in a general basketball novel and this kind of Anthony swapping rookies was written, the author would probably be criticized!

Can be biased.

This is a really weird thing that happened to Chu Han!

Really worthy of being James Dolan.

This kind of plot is impossible to appear in novels, and only Duoxue can do it in reality.

In front of the world's media, Chu Han signed a 3+1, four-year, $23 million rookie contract with the New York Knicks.

Fourth-year team option.

"In the new season, Chu Han will wear the No. 7 jersey."

More trouble is yet to come.

James Dolan showed off the Knicks' new No. 7 jersey - this is the No. 7 belonging to Chu Han.

At the same time, Dolan also said in front of numerous media:

"In order to free up this number for Chu Han, we sent Cameron to New Orleans."

The last person to wear the Knicks' No. 7 jersey was none other than Carmelo Anthony, who was sent to New Orleans!

Dealing with Anthony to free up No. 7 for Chu Han?

There is no suspense in Dolan’s remarks.

The news became headlines in all media.

Even this sentence, in the form of a topic, has easily ranked among the top 1 in the rankings of Twitter, INS and other online platforms!

on the contrary.

That was the press conference the New Orleans Hornets prepared to welcome Anthony.

"I don't understand James Dolan's brain at all. I didn't even stay for a full contract period in New York."

New Orleans.

Anthony, who appeared at the press conference, had embarrassment written all over his face: "I can only say that they made a wrong decision."

In the history of the NBA, has this happened: a player who just won the league's scoring title was traded for a rookie?

As a result, this kind of thing that sounds very magical realism happened to Anthony!

Tell me, can he not be embarrassed?

At the end of the press conference, Melo said the words that the media were waiting for:

"In the new season, there will be great shows in New York and Madison Garden~"

no doubt.

Anthony is still a super scorer at the league's scoring champion level.

In a team like the Hornets, his shooting rights will not decrease, but may increase.

In the new season, Melo is the favorite to retain the scoring title.

In the new season, when he plays against the Knicks, it will definitely be a scoring feast of his own!

The whole world is looking forward to Anthony's return to Madison.

What a world-famous painting that would be!

but.

The transaction news between Chu Han and Anthony did not stay on the list for too long.

Because of the craziness of the 2013 NBA free agency market and trade market, this is just the beginning.

July 5th, US time.

Danny Ainge's big deception finally paid off.

The Brooklyn Nets, who wanted to build a championship lineup, became the successor to the Boston Celtics.

The Celtics sent away Paul Pierce + Kevin Garnett and Jason Terry.

Acquired five players from the Nets including Wallace, Humphries, and Joseph Young, plus the Nets’ first-round picks for the 2014, 2016, and 2018 seasons!

In this transaction, which seems like a loss for the Nets, Nets general manager Gentry feels that he has made a profit.

At least next season.

The Nets will have a luxurious lineup of Deron + Joe Johnson + Pierce + Garnett and Lopez!

As for the future of the Nets?

who cares?

Although the deal was reached, Danny Ainge was still a little dissatisfied.

He felt that the draft picks he had cheated were still too few.

Whatever.

Raise the Nets for a few seasons, then grow Gentry’s Wool in a few years!

July 6th, US time.

After a disappointing season with the Lakers, Dwight Howard did not perform in the bubble drama like last year in the summer of 2013.

Warcraft cut the knot quickly and directly reached a four-year, $87.6 million contract with the Houston Rockets.

In order to sign this contract, Howard even rejected the Lakers' sign-and-trade conditions.

You know, if he signs with the Lakers first, Howard can retain the Bird rights and get the highest salary of Super Page 62.

However.

Warcraft, who has no favorable impression of the Lakers and is even a little disgusted, does not want to leave any assets to the Lakers.

Sign first and then exchange?

Reserve bird rights?

I would rather not have money!

Just after Howard signed with the Rockets, his friend, Eagle King Josh Smith, also finalized his next home.

Originally, the Rockets wanted to form a Big Three of Harden + Howard + Smith, but unfortunately Josh Smith failed to negotiate with the Hawks at the last moment.

The Eagle King chose to fly to Detroit and signed a four-year, $56 million contract with the Pistons.

July 9th, US time.

Another official announcement of a three-party transaction.

The teams traded are:

Golden State Warriors, Utah Jazz and Denver Nuggets.

The Jazz obtained the Warriors' 2018 second-round pick and sent away Randy Foye, who could not keep him.

The Nuggets acquired Randy Foye and traded away Andre Iguodala.

The Warriors sent out a second-round pick and acquired young AI Iguodala.

Regarding this transaction, Chu Han actually knows some inside information.

In the playoffs last season, the Nuggets encountered the Warriors.

In that series, Nuggets coach George Karl wanted Iguodala to arrange for Stephen Curry, who was in hot form.

Brother Yi, who has a good character, not only sternly refused the task of coaching the team.

And he is still on the court, reminding everyone in the room to always pay attention to their own safety.

Did this incident hasten Iguodala being traded to the Warriors?

Chu Han doesn’t know.

But he knew that this was a deal that could change the league's landscape.

But now, this transaction has not attracted large-scale attention.

After all, there were too many transactions that triggered traffic in the summer of 2013.

The weight of this transaction is still not significant enough.

While NBA teams are constantly trading and signing.

July 13th, US time.

The Las Vegas Casino Summer League is in full swing.

This season, the attention of Casino Summer League has also reached an unprecedented height.

Because most of the players participating in the Casino Summer League are uncontracted free agents, as well as the 2013 rookies!

When it comes to the rookies in 2013, you have to mention Chu Han.

This super rookie has dominated all major traffic lists since he defeated Kyrie Irving last summer.

Even a summer couplet can attract the attention of the world.

The 2013 Casino Summer League was also the first time in Taiwan’s history that the NBA’s summer league was broadcast live.

certainly.

Only the games Chu Han played for the Knicks will be broadcast live.

"Today is the opening game of the Casino Summer League, and it is also Chu Han's first game on behalf of the New York Knicks."

There are also two professional commentators on site at Casino Summer League.

Just like they say.

For the sake of ratings, the Casino Summer League arranged the Knicks to play the Philadelphia 76ers in the first opener.

If fans feel that the NCAA finals matchup between Chu Han and McAway is not enjoyable enough.

Then you can have fun watching it again in Las Vegas.

"Of course, before the game starts, we have to report a piece of news about player signings.

Before the game started, the on-site commentators got fresh first-hand information:

"Just now, the New York Knicks signed another new player in the free agent market!"

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