Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

On the American Internet, evaluations of this deal are also polarized.

Some people think the Knicks are doing charity.

Udrih must still have some gas in his tank.

Sent to the Rockets, just for an undrafted pick.

Although you received the compensation of a second-round pick, what is the use of the second-round pick?

Some people also think that the Knicks' deal is irrelevant at all.

With Chu Han here, it is impossible for the Knicks to be short of players at the point guard position.

Didn’t you see, even Raymond Felton was used to play the No. 2 position?

It's enough to have a veteran guard + Hardaway Jr. on the bench. Why do you need so many point guards?

Besides, Udrih was not in the Knicks' future plans to begin with, and the $1.2 million in space was in vain.

Isn’t it nice to send Udrih away in exchange for a second-round pick?

As for Covington, he was selectively ignored by fans.

In their view, the Knicks may choose to buy out in installments at the end of the season, lay off this minimum-salary player, and free up salary space for other veterans who come to vote.

Regarding the handling of this second round of signings, many knowledgeable brothers on the Internet also gave their own suggestions.

The Knicks can definitely use the second-round pick to add some extra points, complete transactions with other teams to strengthen, and try to get a first-round pick back.

A second-round pick may be useless, but a first-round pick is very valuable.

Especially in 2014, which is recognized as a great year for rookies, a first-round pick is quite valuable.

However, more fans selectively forget about this deal.

When the Knicks and Rockets reach a swap of Harden and Chu Han, that will be big news.

Udrih swaps with Covington?

If it weren't for the Knicks being part of the team being traded, many fans wouldn't even click in to take a look!

Of course, it's a deal that doesn't matter to the fans.

For the two players who were the subject of the transaction, that was a big event.

Veteran Udri originally wanted to settle in New York.

This is a big city after all.

In addition, this season, the Knicks have Chu Han at the point guard position, and Udrih can even do it every day, shouting 666+ at the water cooler, waving a towel, and clocking in and out.

So uncomfortable.

As a result, such a transaction directly sent him to Houston with "143".

Not only has he become the Rockets' third backup point guard, his workload will obviously become heavier.

That shitty place in Houston is nothing compared to New York.

I am destined to wander to other teams and other cities!

Who can withstand this!

the other side.

Robert Covington jumped with excitement when he learned the news of the deal.

That's New York!

The Big Apple!

And who is on the New York Knicks?

That’s Chu Han!

Being teammates with Chu Han, sitting next to the water cooler as the atmosphere team, you can watch a hearty victory.

This is simply what every player dreams of.

And to be honest, Chu Dai is also Covington’s idol.

As a rookie in the 13th class, Covington also wants to shine in the NBA like Chu Han.

Now I'm fine, I've gone to a big city, and I can still be teammates with my idol.

It’s so cool, isn’t it?

After packing his things casually, Covington paid for the direct flight from Houston to New York.

He didn't want to stay in Houston for a second.

When Covington arrived in New York, the Knicks were still playing away games.

After he simply completed the physical examination, he chatted with Knicks general manager Grunwald.

Covington almost cried in front of Grunwald when he learned that it was Chu Han's request to acquire him in the transaction.

Think about it, I lost the draft in 2013, and 30 NBA teams didn't take a fancy to me.

When he went to the Houston Rockets, team coach McHale didn't give himself any playing time.

Look at Chu Han again!

He is the 13th No. 1 pick, the most popular player in the league this season, and a superstar!

A person of this level can actually ask the team to trade for himself.

For a small character like Robert Covington, it would be unreasonable not to shed excited tears upon hearing this kind of news!

"Mr. Glenn Grunwald, I promise you that from now on, every time Chu Han scores, I will cheer for him with the loudest voice!"

Covington has obviously acquiesced in his identity as the team's bench atmosphere team.

Finalizing Covington's deal has greatly improved Grunwald's confidence.

He doesn't care how the outside world views this deal.

In his opinion, he traded for the players Chu Han requested and also obtained a second-round pick from the Rockets.

That's a huge success!

Next, he set his sights on another player.

December 8th, US time.

The New York Knicks face the Western Conference powerhouse Dallas Mavericks at home.

The international player battle between Dirk Nowitzki and Chu Han has become a hot topic of media speculation.

At the same time, Knicks general manager Grunwald's eyes are on Phoenix.

Phoenix Suns, visiting Los Angeles Lakers.

In the whole game, PJ Tucker only made 1 of 5 shots, including free throws, and scored a total of 4 points.

But aside from scoring, Tucker grabbed 11 rebounds with his height of 198cm!

During the game, he grabbed rebounds against various players taller than him, which left a very deep impression on Grunwald.

According to the data in his hands, Grunwald is very clear:

This is not the first time PJ Tucker has reached double figures in rebounds in a single game this season.

In the last game the Suns defeated the Raptors, Tucker even had a double-double with 18 points and 13 rebounds!

This kind of enthusiasm for rebounding and the tenacious fighting spirit on the defensive end that is not afraid of confrontation.

No wonder Chu Han took a fancy to him!

However, the better Tucker performs, the more difficult it will be for Grunwald to trade for him.

After reading the situation on PJ Tucker's side, Grunwald shifted his target to the east.

Milwaukee, USA.

The Milwaukee Bucks take on the Brooklyn Nets at home.

Khris Middleton got the chance to start in this game.

Then, Midou played for 37 minutes, got 9 shots, and only hit 3 goals.

The three-point shooting percentage has even reached a pitiful 25%.

That is, only 1 out of 4 shots.

Poor shooting performance allowed Midou to score only 9 points.

According to Grunwald’s data.

This is not the first time this season that Midou has performed so sluggishly.

Season so far.

Middleton played in 20 games and scored in double figures in only 9 games.

There are many sluggish performances including 2 points in a single game and 6 points in a single game.

The key is that 2 points in a single game didn't happen just once, but there were only 2 points in a single game!

This performance obviously did not meet the Bucks management's expectations for his growth.

Today, his performance of only 9 points also caused the Bucks to regretfully lose to the Nets at home. The number of losses this season came to 16!

A record of 4 wins and 16 losses is obviously not the result that the team management wants.

During the post-game interview, Bucks coach Larry Drew made his position clear:

The team needs to make changes.

"We shouldn't be the last team in the Eastern Conference. Our players have problems with their mentality and state."

Larry Drew's deep voice spoke: "Maybe, I mean maybe, before the All-Star Game, the team's management will take some action.

The team's management will take action, which is obviously a transaction.

In fact, the original intention of Larry Drew's words was to put pressure on his players.

If you continue to fight like this, there is a chance that all of you will be sent away in a trade!

Day by day, that is, days!

However, Grunwald, who has been paying attention to the Bucks' dynamics, captured the point of this sentence.

On the night the Bucks lost the game, the Knicks general manager called the Bucks general manager.

"Jon, your recent performance has been terrible. This should not be the level you should be.

As soon as the call was connected, Grunwald showed off his housekeeping skills.

He first blew the whistle on Bucks general manager Jon Horst's various trade operations this summer.

Under his bragging, Bucks general manager Jon Horst's original bad mood improved.

"In the end, all you need is a deal."

When the licking was almost done, Grunwald got to the point: "You have to use a deal to remind your players that you can't continue to be ignorant!"

What's the use of just relying on the team coach to talk about it in interviews?

At least a real deal must be made to serve as a warning to the monkeys!

"I see what you mean, Glenn."

Jon Horst is not a fool: "Tell me, who do you want to trade? What bargaining chips can you give?"

"We want Giannis Antetokounmpo, and this guy has no chance of performing on your team."

Glenn Grunwald was very sincere: "But in our team, Giannis can get enough playing time to experience. You know, we have a lot of garbage time in the game."

The Knicks general manager was not joking when he said this.

The strength of the Knicks this season is obvious to everyone. They often defeat their opponents and let the game enter garbage time.

Antetokounmpo has plenty of garbage time to grow.

"you are dreaming?"

Ran goose.

What awaits Grunwald is a stern rejection from the Bucks general manager: "Giannis is the future of the team, he is not for sale!"

Although the Knicks general manager felt comfortable licking himself, Horst still understood people.

Giannis Antetokounmpo's talent is blind. The Bucks are not denying him a chance, they are just waiting for him to improve his physical confrontation ability!

Want to trade for Antetokounmpo?

It doesn't work even if you lick my bare skin!

"Okay, then we can only choose a plan.

Glenn Grunwald pretended to be regretful: "Kris Middleton, this young man's recent performance has been very bad. You might as well go under the knife on him."

After using Giannis Antetokounmpo as a prototype, Grunwald finally proposed the real goal of his call.

That's Khris Middleton, who has been playing poorly in recent games!

Grunwald has always been good at negotiating deals.

He understands very well:

To open the windows, you first have to indicate that you want to remove the roof.

Now, his theory has indeed worked.

In the opinion of the Bucks general manager, the team really needs to use a transaction to serve as a warning to the monkeys.

Only by really sending away the players in the team, the remaining players will realize that their position is very threatening.

Likewise, in this list of tradable players.

Middleton, whose recent performance has been very unsatisfactory, is the best trade candidate.

He didn't perform well and was traded away for surgery to intimidate other players.

This is very reasonable.

And compared to Antetokounmpo just proposed by Grunwald.

Mi Dou can obviously be sent away.

Plus Grunwald's lick just now...

Although the NBA is a business league, it is not a competition.

The NBA also has people and sophistication.

You gave the Knicks a face today.

Next time, maybe the Knicks will send Chu Han to the Bucks.

"So, what chips can you give?"

Jon Horst, who was initially shaken, asked: "Glenn, you know, Chris has always been a potential new star that we have fancied.

What the Bucks general manager means is:

If you want rice beans, you can...

But you have to pay more!

"I understand, I understand...

After the opponent is initially shaken, the deal will be easy to talk about.

Glenn Grunwald has taken control of the deal.

As for things like chips, there is only one word - drag!

Once the procrastination trick works, let alone adding more money, the Knicks can still lower the price!

Regarding Middleton's transaction, it has entered a stalemate stage.

The Knicks, who faced the Mavericks at home, did not let the game enter a stalemate.

Chu Han continuously bombarded the basket on the offensive end, helping the team launch a wave of offensive shock waves at the beginning of the third quarter, establishing the advantage of the game in one fell swoop.

After defeating the Mavericks, the Knicks' winning streak reached 21 games!

The Houston Rockets' 22-game winning streak, the third longest winning streak in NBA history, can only be tied in the last game.

There are only two games left to surpass!

Why do people always say that the NBA schedule is interesting?

Just look at the Knicks' opponent in Game 22.

The opponent for the New York Knicks' 22nd game of the season is none other than.

It is the Golden State Warriors who have emerged strongly in the Western Conference this season!

This season's Golden State Warriors can be said to be the strongest team in the lower half of the Western Conference.

Especially their core player Stephen Curry is in very hot form this season.

In the past 9 games, the cute Curry has scored 20+ points in 9 consecutive games!

Many of them include:

Scored 32 points and 11 rebounds but lost to the Thunder/Things by 1 point.

36 points and 10 assists led the team to defeat the Kings!

43+9+6 in a single game, a double-double with 33 points and 10 assists in a single game!

Stephen Curry's strong performance this season is the guarantee for the Golden State Warriors to become the strongest team in the lower half of the Western Conference.

"We can definitely look forward to seeing if Stephen Curry's streak of 20+ games can reach 10 games!"

"We can also look forward to seeing if the New York Knicks' winning streak at the start of the season can equal the Houston Rockets and reach 22 consecutive wins!"

December 10th, US time.

New York, Madison Square Garden.

The ESPN commentator in the commentary box warmed up the game before the game:

"We can also look forward to seeing whether the shooting firepower composed of Stephen Curry + Klay Thompson can suppress Chu Han's shooting firepower!"

Like the narrator mentioned.

Except for the cute god Curry, the Warriors this season have exploded from time to time.

The team's shooting guard Klay Thompson also ushered in a shooting explosion this season.

Although not as stable as Curry's 9 consecutive 20+ games, Thompson has contributed 30+ in four of the past 21 games this season.

The 38 points scored in a single game in the season opener is even more memorable.

If the Warriors' guard duo can all find their form, they will experience an explosion of touch on the offensive end.

Their offensive firepower is one of the best in the entire league!

Many fans on the Chinese Internet also call Thompson and Curry's instant scoring performance with three-pointers - explosive scoring power.

This term was originally created by 6 billion Komi to describe Kobe's strong ability to increase points instantly.

This season, Curry and Thompson rely on their instant scoring abilities.

Many of their court performances have been repeatedly described by fans as their explosive scoring power.

certainly.

Speaking of the explosive scoring power, “It’s hard to ignore Chu Han, the opponent of the Imami Splash Brothers!

This season Chu Han has broken the single-quarter scoring record several times, with 1.1 various consecutive scoring performances, which can be said to be at his fingertips.

On scoring explosive power.

It may be more appropriate to use it on Chu Han than on the Splash Brothers.

"Chu Han? I can handle this Chinese boy."

However, before the game begins.

Warriors center Andrew Deadman Bodog was interviewed by the media, his face full of confidence: "I have a lot of experience in dealing with players of this style!

Bodog said in front of the camera: "What I said may disappoint the New York fans here."

"But I still want to say..."

"If Chu Han dares to enter our inside line today, I will make it impossible for him to come back!"

After saying this, Bodog also made a provocative gesture towards the New York fans at the scene.

This scene caused a collective uproar among the nearly 20,000 New York fans at the scene.

It has been rare for so many years to dare to provoke all New York fans at Madison Garden.

As a result, Bodog not only provoked all the New York fans in the audience, he even belittled Chu Han?

"Ding--"

For a moment, overwhelming boos roared towards Bogou.

All of New York wants Bodog to die now!

"Chu, that guy is as dirty as Zaza Pachulia."

In the pre-game warm-up session, the Knicks warmed up for halftime.

Ron Artest walked up to Chu Han: "Andrew Bodog, you have to be careful when dealing with this guy."

"Don't worry, man, he can't do anything to me.

Chu Han didn't take Bogout seriously at all.

In his opinion, Andrew Dead Man Bodog was just looking for death.

Since he is looking for death, what other reason is there for him to be alive and kicking?

It is worth mentioning that.

Coach Mike Woodson made a rare change in the starting lineup for this game.

He did not let Iman Shumpert, the Knicks' starting small forward for the first 21 games, continue to play.

Instead, the Knicks' starting small forward for today's game is Ron Artest!

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