NBA: The strongest trash talk

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President, Bristol, United States, ESPN headquarters.

Today’s important sports news is being broadcast in the live broadcast room.

“Today is the first day of the new NBA season, and with an hour to go, the big battle between the Lakers and the Thunder will begin at Staples Field.”

The renowned TNT Commentators, Charles Barkley, O’Neill, Kenneth Miller and Reggie Miller, are happily discussing entering the upcoming opener today.

“To be honest, this match is very interesting, strong matchup, Lebraun debut.”

“Although I don’t want to splash cold water on everyone here. But I estimate that the Lakers are likely to lose, who is the rest of them except Lebraun? Ingram? Bauer? Maybe Rondo will step up, that’s just a possibility. ”

“On the other hand, the Thunder, who originally had a one-year contract extension of 4 years, this news is absolutely uplifting, the Thunder are in good morale, and they will be quite united this season.”

“The odds of the Lakers winning are small enough for Shaq to beat me.”

Barkley, who has always been big-mouthed, said mercilessly, not forgetting to joke about his shocking hug against O’Neill in 1999.

O’Neill, who was sitting next to him, shook his head: “Don’t forget, Yingge, Ball, but they are all talented players with the top three picks.” And they’ve already been through the NBA. ”

“Is it? Dude, with all due respect, I don’t see that if he were such a genius, the Lakers wouldn’t miss the playoffs for four consecutive seasons. ”

“Hey, man, you missed someone, Chen Xu, he recently burst Yingge and Zion.” Kenneth Mies fanned the flames on the sidelines.

“Oh? Who do you say? Barkley made an exaggerated expression that he didn’t hear.

“I see you’re playing with fire. Chen Xu, ** person, newcomer to the Lakers this year. Height 200cm, arm span 220cm…,” O’Neill took out a data table of Chen Xu and read.

“OK, OK, I’m kidding.” Barkley laughed, and then frowned with his habitual frown: “Don’t pull too far, except for Yao, none of the players can gain a foothold in the NBA, and this hand of the Lakers is more like expanding the ** market and currying favor with the audience.” “Barkley is serious.

“I don’t see it that way, have you seen that video? Ingram was finished, and anyway, Chen will definitely help the team in his way today. Reggie Miller analyzed carefully.

“Oh, Reggie, you always raise the bar with me, dare you bet? I dare say Chen won’t play today, Wharton is not a crazy person. Barkley pointed at Reggie Miller.

“I’m willing to take that bet.”

“I would too.”

The other three people in the live broadcast room said at the same time.

“Okay, okay, bet on something?” Barkley waved his hand, not expecting these three people to be so uncooperative.

“Remember last time you kissed Kenny (donkey) on the ass, this time, kiss Kenny (donkey) on the mouth.” O’Neill giggled.

“Oh, you didn’t ask my opinion!!”

Kenny Smith broke down.

Hearing this, Barkley frowned, recalling the pain of being slapped in the face at that time: “Well, there are many children in front of the TV, and here I want to remind everyone that gambling is illegal!” ”

“Hahaha…”

The live broadcast room erupted into joyful laughter.

At the same time, many **** fans are also concerned about this game.

The Lakers’ roster was set, and Chen Xu was impressively listed.

This has excited many fans and everything seems to be going on a normal trajectory.

The only thing that worries fans is, how long will Chen Xu play? Or maybe this one won’t play at all.

After all, he is still a rookie who has not played in the NBA, and I am afraid that he will have stage fright in such an important game as the Warriors.

Some spinach plates are so hot that they even open a market with odds of cruel 1 to 4 (play) to 1 to 1.1 (not on).

“Don’t waste your time, watch the ball well, Chen Xu will definitely not play.”

“I just like to watch those fans YY, come out and blow a player hard.”

“I don’t understand, why do you look down on your family so much? I believe that Chen Xu can definitely break through the sky. ”

“Yes, the Lakers’ salary is 6.5 million, do you think the Lakers’ money was picked up? Chen Xu doesn’t have two brushes, the Lakers will be so generous? ”

The two groups quarreled on the forum, each with its own reason.

But everyone still hopes that Chen Xu can play, even if it is the second team, it is good to come off the bench.

Soon, at 7:30 p.m. U.S. time, ** time at 9 a.m., the opener began.

Staples Stadium is packed.

Many fans are rushing to James today, because of James’s arrival, the price of Lakers’ tickets has risen sharply, and the craziest has directly increased by eight times!

“Beatthem! Beatthem！ “Before the game started, the slogans of Lakers fans were shouted to the sky.

Of course, in addition to the Lakers, the stars of Staples Field are also a big attraction, which is the world’s movie center, Hollywood.

Sure enough, Jack Nicholson sat in his fixed Lakers spot. Many world-renowned stars are also hidden among fans.

At this point, the players began to enter and the starting list appeared.

The Thunder’s roster hasn’t changed much from last season.

Wilson, Pepper, Aquaman Adams, Dennis Snyder, Andre Robertson.

A resilient force.

On the other side, the Lakers’ starting list is also out.

Ball, Ingram, James, McGee and… Chen Xu!!

Chen Xu’s name appeared on the starting list, which instantly detonated the forum.

“I lean, is it really a starter?”

“Hahaha, I just said, the Lakers signed Chen Xu to definitely reuse!”

“Today I announce that the Lakers will be my home team from now on!”

“The ** person who is righteous is back in the NBA!”

At this time, the tiger pounce, whether it is a black troll, or a fan, is twisted at the moment, and I haven’t seen this familiar scene for a long time.

Many people in front of the TV even had a sour nose, as if dreaming back to 2011.

In the live broadcast room of TNT Tiantuan, everyone was also dumbfounded.

“What? Chen actually started? Is Wharton crazy? ”

“yes, did the Lakers start training this season?”

“Wharton will pay for his stupidity.”

Although O’Neill, and the others were not as big as Barkley’s mouth, the three of them did not expect that Chen Xu would actually start!

The most shocking was Barkley.

In addition to shock, Barkley is more, and there is a kind of rejoicing for the rest of his life.

Fortunately, I didn’t bet that I would have kissed Kenny (donkey) in the mouth! Gee, that’s disgusting too.