NBA: The strongest trash talk

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Los Angeles, Lakers President’s Office.

Jenny Buss looked at the wall TV on the wall with a livid face, her face full of solemnity.

In fact, when she saw Chen Xu arguing with Jaylun Bulang and others in the third quarter, her face was almost smiling.

After all, he has been scolded by fans these days, and even the Lakers diehard RP Snoopy Dog, the dog master also made up a song to describe his stupidity.

But Chen Xu actually quarreled in the first game, which also made Jenny Bass have a pleasure of raising her eyebrows.

She even asked her secretary to write an article attacking Chen Xu, and once the Celtics lost, she would publish it as soon as possible to save her image.

But now all this has become meaningless.

Scoring 20 points in the fourth quarter, a big comeback of “190”, a lore, a fatal steal, these together, Jenny Buss can foresee what kind of verbal criticism she will suffer!

“Miss Jenny: This is the last two days ..”

“Get out! Don’t bother me! Get lost! Jenny Buss’s eyes were red and she roared, frightening the secretary who came to report overwhelmed.

…..

Boston TD North Shore Garden players, inside and out, are now a sea of green.

People shouted Chen Xu’s name, crazy!

In just one game, no, just twelve minutes, Chen Xu conquered all Bostonians with his performance, and he is now the deservedly new owner of Boston!

At the same time, major sports satellite TV, commentators began to fancy rainbow fart on Chen Xu.

“Brilliant, outstanding! No star can bring Chen Xu such a performance! 40 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists and 2 steals, it seems mediocre, right? But what would you think if I told you that 20 points, 2 rebounds, 5 assists and 2 steals came in the fourth quarter? O’Neill said.

Not only that, in the third quarter, Chen Xu also had a quarrel with teammates Jaylen Bulang and Hayward. They are also 20 points behind the Bucks! Honestly, I really wanted to turn off the live stream when I saw that moment! Fortunately, he found himself in the fourth quarter! The man who cut 53 points in the third quarter! He’s back! He stepped on the bones of the Bucks! It’s terrifying! ”

“I’m very sorry for my previous remarks, and I’m here to say sorry.” Barkley apologized to the camera, and the other three looked at him suspiciously, and this fat man with a flexible mouth wanted to play some kind of trick.

“I remember the day the season started, I predicted he didn’t have anything and I predicted he wouldn’t get ten! But now look, how ignorant am I? Data does not reflect his greatness! If you look at the ratio, you will know that Chen Xu ruled the bucks today! Brother Alphabet became overshadowed in front of him, and it was time to put Chen Xu in the discussion of the best players. ”

Barkley’s mouth was wide, questioning people fiercely, blowing people even more ruthlessly.

This rainbow fart listened to the other three already.

“I agree with you, Barkley, that you’ve finally been right once. I am in his talent, his talent! He not only helped the team on the offensive end, but also showed great dominance on the defensive end! A player who can only attack may become an All-Star! But a player who can both attack and defend can become a superstar!! ”

“Reggie, you’re absolutely right. But I don’t think you’re getting to the point. Kenny Smith began.

“Think back, since the NBAABA merger in 1976, how often have we seen a rookie perform like this? How long? Kenny Smith asked, and the other three didn’t answer.

Because, they really can’t figure it out!

“If you can’t think of it, it’s right! I tell you, not a single person has such a show! Lebraun in 2003 didn’t do it, neither did Anthony Cameron, Dwyane Wade! Count further back, Tim Duncan in 1997 didn’t do it! Kobe Bryant didn’t do it in 1996, and he was still a substitute at the time. Further back, in 1992, the great Shaq O’Neill was born, but Shaq, do you think you had Chen Xu so crazy that year? ”

“I have to be honest, at the moment, no. But I don’t think I will lose to Chen Xu in 1992.”

Can make the proud O’Neill say this, the other three are stunned.

“Okay, Shaq, we’re discussing Chen Xu today, you can talk about it later. I have to say now that the greatest player in history, Michael Jordan, the third Black Jesus to be drafted by the Chicago Bulls in 1984, God in the No. 23 jersey. His rookie season is not as crazy as Chen Xu! I have to say that in a sense, Chen Xu has made history! He is unique!! ”

In addition to the TNT live broadcast room, the rest of the place is also full of praise for Chen Xu.

ESPN：

Steve Amis: I just want to say, damn Phil, why didn’t you bring Chen Xu to the Nix! He’s the man we want! Phil, you are a sinner of Nix! You are a sinner!! You are only suitable for coaching, not the talent of being a manager!

Mike Brong: Okay, Steve, don’t get angry, don’t get angry. That is already in the past, in fact, Chen Xu is already a member of the Celtic team! Look at his performance, three-pointers, dunks, mid-range shots, back hits, defense, everything is good enough, I’m talking about every one! Too almighty? What else wouldn’t he? I think he brought painful memories to young Giannis. This poor child was overwhelmed by Chen Xu’s two consecutive broken balls. 3.2

In addition to the various David TVs, the players who watched this live broadcast also sighed one after another.

Lebra James: Too strong, bro, I miss you so much. I think we made a huge mistake.

Anthony Davis: What else can I say? I can’t find words to describe Chen Xu, he doesn’t look like a rookie at all!

Dwyane Wade: Tonight, God incarnated Chen Xu and brought unparalleled painful memories to the people of Milwaukee!

Kyrie Irving: Well, I was punched in the face. Chen did a good job, he can do things I can’t. This game is really cool to watch.

Stephen Curry: The person I hate the most right now is my dad, who came running around and turned off my TV in the third quarter!

Tonight, the whole league is touting Chen Xu! _

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