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Just as O’Neal was taking people to the Bulls locker room.

Wang Mian’s side is also being besieged by reporters.

Countless long guns and short cannons were almost stuffed into Wang Mian’s mouth.

“Wang, congratulations on making your career debut and scoring a game-high 35 points, 12 rebounds and 6 blocks. So can you tell us how it felt to beat Shaq so hard?”. wipe!

Wang Mian twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly. It’s a shame that this reporter didn’t go play basketball.

Otherwise, he is definitely a good hand at changing directions.

But there is one thing to say. Wang Mian’s performance on the court and in the fight tonight was eye-catching.

Of course, there is no need to say much about fighting.

There was almost no blood left, and O’Neal was beaten into a semi-waste.

On the playing side, Wang Mian is also able to hold his head high.

In addition to 35 points, 12 rebounds and 6 blocks, Wang Mian’s efficiency tonight was amazing.

He made 16 of 19 shots from the field, almost every shot.

And the 12 rebounds and 6 blocks on the defensive end are enough to demonstrate the defensive role.

More importantly.

Wang Mian only played 25 minutes tonight.

But, in the eyes of reporters.

No matter how good you are at playing ball, can you still enjoy fighting?

Wang Mian shrugged in front of the camera and said relaxedly

“He has a big physique, so I put in a little extra effort.”

“So how much effort did you contribute in total?”

“perhaps……”

Wang Mian stretched out five fingers.

But after thinking about it, he still retracted his little finger.

Just when the reporter thought it was the power of the Four Successes.

Wang Mian hesitated and retracted his ring finger.

“Thirty percent?”The reporter asked

“Roughly the same. Wang

Mian spread his hands and said easily:”I didn’t do much, and he fell down.””

You damn near gave O’Neal a shock.

Three of the benches on the bench were smashed.

But you said you only used 30% of your strength?

Remember to swallow.

If you go all out, then you can’t do it all. A banquet in the village?

“No matter what Wang said, you had a big fight with your opponent in the first show of his career. He became the first player in NBA history to be expelled in his first show.”

The reporter asked:”So will you learn a lesson and restrain your temper in the next games?”

Control your temper?

Wang Mian smiled and asked me to restrain my temper.

Wang Mian wanted to ask.

When did I lose my temper?

Wang Mian answered very calmly:”I never feel that my temper is bad. How hot”

“If no one provokes me, I can certainly be a gentleman on the court.”

“But once someone provokes me, humiliates me, or attacks me, I will not stop. 213″

After a pause, Wang Mian continued:”There is no word forbearance in my dictionary!”

There was not a single question about the game in the entire interview.

But everyone who watched the game knows that. The Bulls were able to win entirely because of Wang Mian’s dominance on both offense and defense.

On the offensive end, he made 16 of 19 shots and scored 35 points. It has explained everything.

On the defensive end, Noah defended O’Neal, and Wang Mian’s defensive strategy of sweeping behind was also very effective.

So.

There is nothing to ask about the game.

Shortly after Wang Mian finished the interview.

The Cavaliers soldiers arrived at the door of the Bulls locker room

“The person is gone!”

O’Neal kicked open the door, only to find that there was no one inside.

“It’s too late, they must be in the parking lot!”

Then O’Neal took the lead.

The Cavaliers rushed to the arena parking lot.

……

The Bulls players have arrived at the parking lot and are about to get on the bus.

“Brother Wang, you played so handsomely today.”

Noah was still flattering Wang Mian:”That guy Shaq deserves a beating, I’ve wanted to beat him up for a long time!”

“Forget about the fight, the Cavaliers are a powerful team in the East.”

Screw is more concerned about the game:

“It is precisely because of the king that we can face the powerful Cavaliers in the East and gain an advantage.”

“I think the Cavaliers played pretty well today. Wang

Mian analyzed the game one by one:”Look, LeBron dominates the offense and defense, Mo Mo is very tough in attack, Jamison also hit a buzzer-beating three-pointer, JJ Hickson is still passionate and tough, Varejao has great acting skills Still outstanding. O’Neal also masturbated his younger brother”

“……”

“Hahahahaha!!”

After being stunned for a moment, the Bulls players all burst into laughter.

Everyone else played well, but O’Neal slapped his younger brother.

Wang Mian really has a bit of his own dry humor.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

And right there As a few people were about to get on the car, there was suddenly a sound of gold and iron coming from behind.

And the sound of clicking footsteps.

Listening to the rhythm and frequency of these footsteps… it didn’t sound like good friends.

Everyone in the Bulls looked back. Go.

Sure enough, at the corner of the parking lot, a group of Cavaliers who had not had time to change their clothes were walking towards them.

“Madfak! Shaquille

O’Neal, who was leading the charge, shouted directly at them:”Don’t even leave!””

The parking lot is blocked by people!

He is also holding a baseball bat!

It’s interesting.

Wang Mian blocked everyone behind him without dodge, and walked towards O’Neal with a cold face.

Soon, in the middle of the parking lot.

The distance between Wang Mian and O’Neal was just It was less than two meters.

Wang Mian’s voice gradually became colder:”Shaq, we chased so many people into the parking lot with a baseball bat. What do you mean?”

“King, Shaq just wants an explanation.”

James behind the shark said quickly, obviously he didn’t want to make the matter a big deal.

“LeBron, it’s none of your business here. We’re brothers, so just support me.”The shark turned back and glared at James.

James was also speechless.

If it were the other members of the team, James’ status as the boss would definitely be able to hold him back.

But the person who caused trouble with Wang Mian was O’Neal.

Although this Cavaliers team The boss is still James.

However, O’Neal has a very high status in the NBA!

He has four championships and three consecutive championships. He has both fmvp and mvp!

As for James, he only had an mvp last season and no championship.

James has neither the qualifications nor the courage to stop O’Neal

“Wang Mian, I’m just here for one thing.”

O’Neal turned to look at Wang Mian:”I apologize in front of my teammates, and that’s the end of it.”

“otherwise……”

“Otherwise, what the hell!”

Before O’Neal could finish what he said, Wang Mian spoke with a high voice.

He didn’t give O’Neal any face at all:”I’ll tell you what I said, no need to apologize, I’ll be with you anytime in a fight!”

Apologise?

What the hell!

You hit me first.

It’s good that I didn’t ask you to apologize, but you still want me to apologize to you?

You’re eating shit!”

“Down, down, down! OK, stop!”

Just when Wang Mian and O’Neal were confronting each other, a Quicken Loans Center cafeteria truck parked next to the two of them. The driver got out of the car and opened the trunk door.

Frozen and hard mackerel, one by one, followed the trunk. The door of the truck slid down.

One of them just happened to slide next to Wang Mian.

“Damn it!”

“Dry!”

The next moment. Shaq

, who felt that he had completely lost face in front of his teammates, picked up the baseball bat and swung it horizontally towards Wang Mian.

When the lightning caught fire!

Wang Mian ducked and squatted.

With his abnormal reaction, With great strength, he narrowly dodged a stick.

Then!

He grabbed the frozen fish tail on the ground with his big hand.

Don’t tell me, this frozen fish was really cold in his hand.

However, in Wang Mian’s hand, this was the Holy Fire. Magic weapon!

The moment Wang Mian grabbed the frozen mackerel, he launched a low-altitude sweep.

Bang!!

The frozen mackerel was as hard as a baseball bat.

He slapped O’Neal hard on the thigh.

“ah!! WTF!!”

O’Neal immediately let out a scream like a slaughtering pig.

Damn… the frozen fish actually hurts more than a baseball bat!

Bang!!

Another time, Wang Mian’s frozen fish slapped O’Neal on the back.

“What are you still doing? Please help!”

O’Neal shouted at the Cavaliers.

But to be honest, not many Cavaliers wanted to help O’Neal fight.

After all, O’Neal had only come to the Cavaliers for one game and had little appeal.

So the Cavaliers went up to help O’Neal fight.

But as soon as James rushed forward, Noah, who was next to Wang Mian, rushed over again.

Screw also tightly grabbed Xiao Mo in the frame.

Ty Gibson also gave a bear hug and hugged Hick tightly. Sen.

All the Bulls players are looking at their own players and matching up one by one.

They are all frantically trying to create opportunities for Wang Mian.

The Bulls’ strong execution ability is reflected at this moment.

It really created a match between Wang Mian and O’Neal. A chance for a single.

To be honest.

If there were no weapons, O’Neal’s situation might be better.

At least he wouldn’t be beaten all the time. But the key is Wang Mian’s frozen fish at the beginning, which made O’Neal’s thigh cramp on the spot.

He gave up half A pair of legs, how can I beat him?

I was slapped a few more times by Wang Mian���back.

O’Neal clutched his thigh and gave up the struggle completely.

He ran away and started the escape mode.

The one-on-one duel between Wang Mian and O’Neill completely turned into a one-sided killing by Wang Mian.

Wang Mian held a frozen fish and chased O’Neal and slapped him wildly

“Bastard, stop it!”

O’Neal covered his right leg and ran away lamely while yelling, not forgetting to wave the baseball bat to defend himself. But the few times he swung it were like child’s play.

Bang!!

Wang Mian’s frozen fish was slapped hard On O’Neal’s butt.

Pretty cool!

Then Wang Mian seized the opportunity and whipped back again.

O’Neal covered his butt and ran away like crazy.

Wang Mian didn’t kill him.

He didn’t hit his head.

After all, Wang Mian just wanted to Teach O’Neal a lesson.

He didn’t want to be Gao Qisheng and beat Li Hongwei to death.

In order to teach O’Neal a lesson, he stepped on the sewing machine in the bureau, which was a mistake. So he either slapped O’Neal on the leg, the butt, or the back.

But there is one thing to say, this kind of operation of chasing people with frozen fish and slapping their butts… is really enjoyable!

Wang Mian patted and patted, and a familiar BGM could not help but rise in his heart.

Listen to the hurt in your breathing

Listen to the madness in your heartbeat.

Listen to the warmth in your arms, spreading over the hills.

Listen to the light in your eyes. Listen to the love that feels hot in your ears.

Listen to our carvings on both sides of the walls of our hearts.

At this moment, the members of the Bulls and Cavaliers also stopped. Especially the Cavaliers

, looking at O’Neal who was being chased by Wang Mian holding a frozen fish, they couldn’t help but twitch the corner of their mouths.

With such fighting power, they used baseball bats to block people in the parking lot?

It’s funny, right ?!

Of course.

The matter between Wang Mian and O’Neal quickly attracted the attention of the security personnel at Quicken Loans Center.

The police officers quickly dispatched and this farce was stopped.

After being pulled away, O’Neal’s legs were already cramped..

He wanted to sit on the floor, but his butt hurt so much that he could only lie down.

If nothing else, it was already swollen.

Of course, it wasn’t just O’Neal’s butt that was swollen.

O’Neal’s old face was also beaten to pieces by Wang Mian’s frozen fish and frozen fish.

The reporters published the incident on major sports news networks as quickly as possible

ESPN：”Heavy! After the game, the Sharks were blocked in the parking lot and were single-killed by Wang Mian!”

TNT：”Wang Mian holds a frozen mackerel and transforms into the God of War in the parking lot!”

ABC Radio:”Wang Mian and Shark staged a fierce fight in the parking lot, and Wang Mian beat the shark again!

WOJ Sports:”Hold the frozen fish and chase all the way. My name is Wang Mian, please remember!””

“……”

Breaking news one after another bombarded the entire basketball world.

American fans originally thought.

The game is over, it’s time to check out the post-game forum, surf, and go to sleep.

But they never imagined that there was even bigger news waiting for them!

“Oh! my! god!”

“What! the! fu#k! ?”

“Wang Mian is simply the frozen fish god of war in the East!”

“Shaq was too good. He used a baseball bat to make trouble, only to be killed in return?”

“I’m addicted to food. Why did you ask Wang Mian for trouble when you said you had nothing to do?”

“The biggest farce in NBA history, sharks���The second time was that I lost my face!”

“I guess Shaq’s hair smells like salted fish now.”

“Wake up, upstairs, Shaq has no hair.”

“……”

The fans here in the United States are also quite good at causing trouble.

P picture masters then came online one after another and turned the frozen fish in Wang Mian’s hand into a super weapon.

Used in various major scenes.

For example,”Thor’s Frozen Fish Hammer””，””Captain America’s Frozen Fish Shield”.

The frozen mackerel suddenly became the world’s magic weapon!

Breaking news.

Naturally, it also spread across the ocean and into the Chinese dynasty through major media at the first time.

When the news came in, the Chinese fans were still on their lunch break.

The time is just right, it’s just the right time to become popular all over the country

“Damn it, was Wang Mian’s life in the United States so exciting?”

“Fat Ao is real. I cried to death. I chased him to the parking lot just to apologize to Wang Mian and spank him!”

“Stop it, have you watched the video? Do you call that an apology? That’s obviously fun!”

“Good guy, then we are also part of Wang Mian and Ao Pang’s love affair?”

“I thought of a song, and the cold frozen fish slapped randomly on my body!”

“Do you know what it means when Wang Mian holds a frozen fish and angrily slaps O’Neal?”

“Regarding the frozen fish incident, I summarized the following six points:……”

O’Neal’s kiss on the donkey’s ass hasn’t come true yet.

Warm up first, then was chased and photographed by Wang Mian holding a frozen fish in the parking lot

“Since no one has any objections, the punishment will be decided.”

United States, NBA Headquarters

Just now, NBA executives summarized the vicious incident of Wang Mian and O’Neal fighting on the court and imposed additional penalties after the game.

After discussion, Wang Mian and O’Neal were each given a one-game suspension.

And to varying degrees. fine

“The Public Relations Department remembers to publish the punishment results on the NBA official website. The meeting is adjourned!”

David Stern had sorted out the documents and was about to end the busy day.

But at this moment, his little assistant Jimmy rushed into the conference room at a speed of 180 miles.

“Mr. President, something big happened again!”

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