Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

"My lord, be merciful."

Jian Yi was planning to wipe away the consciousness of twisting into a ball in her hands, and suddenly two guys in the uniforms of the underworld had appeared next to her.

"This ghost king has committed countless evils and has been looking for him for a long time. I also ask the adults not to erase his consciousness and let the young ones take him back to the underworld to be punished."

Jane squeezed the gray, Q-flammed ghost ball in her hand, remembering that the underworld had already cooperated deeply with the human world, and she finally had a public meal. Thanks to the deep cooperation between the underworld and the human world, there needs to be a powerful person who can communicate with the underworld, and can help catch the fleeing Yinling if nothing is wrong.

"Master Yincha, help—"

The small gray ball tried to struggle in Jian Yi's hands. He didn't want to die. He was no longer human. Now that he died, he really dissipated in the world and no longer existed.

Jane squeezed hard, squeezing the ghost king to harp and scream.

Qin Xin reminded: "Yiyi, the little ghost king's consciousness is about to be crushed by you."

"He's too disobedient, he actually asked for help in front of me." That said, Jian Yi still pulled out the power of the ghost king, and handed the remaining trace of soul to the two underworld ghosts.

Not only is Yin Chai not angry, but also very satisfied.

It's good to go back with this ray of soul, lest the ghost king ran away accidentally, they can be regarded as having seen the ghost king's means of escape. In other words, this adult is simply the nemesis of the yin spirit, no matter what kind of yin spirit falls into the hands of this adult, he is not pleased.

They had already talked to those yin spirits, and they hurried to report to the underworld, and when they were caught by this adult, then there was really only a ray of soul left, and no power could be preserved.

In the end, there are always some disobedient, thinking that they are exceptions, and asking the adult from the underworld to catch them.

This ghost king was known to run away, and none of their colleagues could catch it together.

Report to the above, and the invitation to this adult was caught in less than three days. Master Yan Jun has said that as long as this adult is here, in the future, the underworld will catch any yin spirit, and no yin spirit can escape.

"Thank you, sir, there are still important things to do for the small ones, so I won't stay much."

Jane reminded: "Bonus."

Yin Chai nodded repeatedly, and said with a face full of understanding: "I understand, it will be paid in a few days."

Jian Yi divided the pure power into two, put half into her mouth, and half fed to Qin Xin next to him: "Xin Xin, open your mouth."

Swallowing the power of the ghost king, Jian Yi felt a little greedy, Qin Xin quickly took out a lot of snacks, and the two sat under the locust tree to eat the snacks. Of course, Qin Xin opened the packaging bag and Jian Yi swallowed.

"Is this place a bit familiar?" It's too early now, at three o'clock in the morning, when everyone is sleeping drowsy, otherwise they can't catch the ghost king so unscrupulously. This ghost king also couldn't stand the temptation, and actually chose to hide on the locust tree.

"My lord, have you forgotten what happened a few years ago?" A somewhat old voice sounded behind both Jian and Yi, at the same time an old man appeared in front of them.

Seeing this old man, Jian Yi finally remembered what this place was.

A few years ago, she received a request from a young couple who said that something strange happened to a film crew here every night, so she brought Xin Xin to this side, and she really caught a female yin spirit. And this old locust tree was almost killed by the female yin because of his kind heart.

"So it's you."

The old locust tree smiled and said, "I would also like to thank the adults for saving their lives a few years ago." He glanced towards the village, "And the good words of the adults. The villagers have all returned and transformed this place into It’s a tourist attraction, and now the young people in the village can earn income without going out to work. I don’t know how many people come and go under my old locust tree every day. By the way, my lord, I heard your report from the special department back then. The name was also hung there, and it didn't take long for it to be listed on the tree."

Jian Yi has now obtained the qualification to eat public meals, and of course he will no longer envy the old locust tree: "Congratulations."

"Dongshen Village has been developed now, and it will become lively in a while. If you have nothing else, you can play here for two days." Old Huaishu remembered one thing, "My lord, I saw two others yesterday. The acquaintances are here, maybe you can still meet each other."

Jane asked curiously: "Who?"

"Zhou Baoshuai and Mei Xiaotian, they should be shooting here. Listening to their conversation, it is very likely that they will rent a place to shoot in Dongshen Village. Currently they should be in contact with the village."

Jian Yi nodded without stopping, but fortunately, she distributed a bag of snacks to the old locust tree. The old locust tree said he had bad teeth and couldn't chew, so Jian Yi gave him a piece of bread.

This chatter arrived at dawn, and the old locust tree did not intend to return home.

In fact, he often walks around Dongshen Village, because with him, there are very few supernatural incidents in this place.

It is said that the ghost king who had been hiding in his tree just now knocked on his door, and now he would not open the door casually.

The king of **** was full of anger, and was about to wait to contact the special department to catch him, and Jane chased him.

Seeing the savior, the old locust tree was very excited and couldn't wait to show up when she finished capturing the ghost king.

It was almost six o'clock, no matter it was outside the village or inside the village, some people could be seen faintly.

Some people came under the old locust tree, saw a few Jian Yi, and started chattering again.

When there were more people, Jian Yi and Qin Xin went to Dongshen Village. It was also fate. It didn't take long to meet Zhou Baoshuai and Mei Xiaotian. The two were very happy, pulling them to twitter and talking non-stop, and also mentioned the new drama they are currently preparing.

After understanding, in just a few years, these two people are actually quite famous, Zhou Baoshuai has become a hot director, and Mei Xiaotian is now also a famous screenwriter. The work of the two people's cooperation has not been hit on the street so far, and it is very popular among the audience.

Now when they come to Dongchen Village, the two are planning to shoot a TV series on the theme of Reiki Recovery.

While talking, Jian Yi found that Zhou Baoshuai and Mei Xiaotian looked very hot at her, and they wanted to eat her.

"Boss, I have been thinking about it for a long time. No special effects can be as real." Zhou Baoshuai has matured a lot compared to a few years ago. The immaturity on his face has already faded, but in front of Jian Yi, he seems to be back again. In the past, my mentality was several years younger.

Mei Xiaotian hurriedly nodded: "Boss, are you interested in participating in this time? This time-resurgent TV series requires a lot of characters. If they are all true, I can hardly imagine it. I think any special effects company will do it. It's a miracle if it can't be so real."

"Yeah yeah."

The two are now husband and wife, and their relationship is even better than before.

Zhou Baoshuai had only Mei Xiaotian in his eyes, even if he was in a circle with countless temptations, he would be able to set his mindset. When it's okay, the two like to get together, and this is the case for good years of marriage.

"Boss, we will definitely not treat you badly. We will charge you special effects fees wherever you need to use spells. If adults can invite more ghosts, masters, these are the best. By the way, if It would be even better if Ding Shuang and Bai Ying could come. This time the theme of Reiki Rejuvenation is a collection of small stories and small stories. Using their stories, we will certainly not take advantage of it in vain."

Jian Yi knew that Bai Ying was getting better and better now, because her soul was incomplete, and she signed a contract with Ding Shuang. The prefecture could not control it unless Ding Shuang died. Even if Ding Shuang dies, it is estimated that she will not be separated from Bai Ying.

Jane: "Where is the monster?"

Zhou Baoshuai's eyes lit up: "Can you invite monsters?"

"Yes, not only can you invite monsters, but you can also invite sacred beasts, fierce beasts, as long as you can afford it, you can have any beast."

Zhou Baoshuai flushed with excitement: "Boss, you just invite, you don't lack money."

In the past few years, he made a popular one, and each one was invested by his younger uncle. Later, when he had money, he would also invest a lot of money.

No shortage of money!

Jian Yi thought for a while. Zhou Baoshuai knew about spiritual events and the world of profound arts. He was no stranger to monsters and monsters, and he should have been exposed to these things if he wanted to come home.

"There is no problem on my side. You can also communicate with you. It is best to find someone who knows this aspect so that they won't be frightened."

Its realization nowadays, ordinary people also realize that this world is extraordinary.

It has only been a few years since the spiritual energy has recovered, and in a few decades, everyone in the human world should know this. Only then will the era of real cultivation come. The state did not disclose this matter, of course, it is necessary to make preparations in advance to avoid chaos in the future.

In the future, ordinary people can cultivate, and if they find that the country is still so strong, they will abide by the rules and dare not make trouble.

Zhou Baoshuai quickly said that there was no problem, so he went to the wave of people who Bai Zibo was in Dongshen Village.

That wave of people is now well-known in the circle. Under normal circumstances, it is estimated that it is not good to invite them. If they know that the big guys are going to participate, they will definitely come over without saying a word.

In fact, the big guys have been worrying too much. Since a series of major events such as raising a little ghost happened in the circle, people in this circle have more or less understanding of the world. It is said that during the filming of the movie, a popular veteran actress, who was clearly sunny, was scorched to death by a thunder and lightning.

He inquired that she was the one who raised countless little ghosts to harm the celebrities and directors, and retaliated because of dissatisfaction with some small things. This matter seems to be solved by the big guy. The big guy said that the kid will be caught, and that person will be punished. He didn't expect to be scorched by a thunder, so terrible, and it was her who committed the crime.

Jian Yi took out his cell phone, clicked on the beasts and beasts, the celestial master, the underworld work group, the special department group, and some very messy large groups. He told Zhou Baoshuai about the filming of the Reiki Resuscitation TV series, indicating that the use of spells will give the corresponding Everyone is very interested in the special effects fee.

A few days later, Jane went home.

There were a lot of people in her house, the beasts hanging on the tree, the celestial masters who stood at the door more politely, the beautiful and ugly female Asuras, and a serious, sinister yin difference, and a little fear of yin when she slumped aside. Poor Yin Ling.

"This time it is for the sake of the adult. Allow you to stay longer." Yin Chai said to the Yin Ling in front of him with a serious face, "Can't delay the matter of the adults, and then I will report back to the underworld after the shooting."

"Yes, Master Yincha." Xiaoyinling thought secretly, can the director add drama to him? You don’t have to go to the underworld so quickly if you add some drama, "Adult, the younger one wants to watch his own TV show."

"Go to the underworld and wait, the underworld will now buy a TV series from the human world." The bad guy touched his chin, "the time flow in the underworld is very fast, and you will definitely see it before you reincarnate."

"The little one is relieved."

Zhou Baoshuai didn't expect that one day he would be so lively and unique in choosing a role.

There was a serious man in front of him. The boss said that this man belonged to the animal world, so he asked in a low voice, "Can you look at your body?"

The man's ears reddened, and he nodded, not knowing what he said silently, Zhou Baoshuai only felt a flower in front of him, the man was gone, and a cute little white rabbit appeared in front of him.

Zhou Baoshuai: "..."

Mei Xiaotian on the sidelines: "..."

The two hurriedly held the hands of both sides, and suffocated their laughter forcefully, absolutely not laughing, this would be very disrespectful to the members of the animal world.

Zhou Baoshuai held back for a long time, thinking that he should not laugh out loud, and said, "Very good, your image is very contrasting and cute." He glanced at the rabbit on the ground, and then the serious man appeared again.

The celestial master in the human world is quite normal, and Zhou Baoshuai like A Piao can still deal with it.

Interviewed with all kinds of people, beasts, and ghosts, as well as Ashura, Zhou Baoshuai has been able to accept all this indifferently. He plans to spend some time to overthrow the script with Mei Xiaotian, after all, with such a good team, he must not be sloppy and must do his best.

"Big brother, how about I arrange the role of a celestial master for you?" He glanced at Qin Xin next to Jian Yi, "a pair of celestial masters."

Jane: "Then I can't play to my advantage? This role is not brilliant."

Zhou Baoshuai touched his head. It was obvious that this drama was a group portrait and couldn't focus on the protagonist as before.

"I'm not a human being, do you want me to act in my own body?"

Zhou Baoshuai:? ? ?

When Zhou Baoshuai looked at the bodies of Jian Yi and Qin Xin, he couldn't help but let out a humiliation!

Inspiration popped up in my head, and I hid in the house every day and went to study the script with Mei Xiaotian.

A few months later, the crew started.

Lan Mo couldn't help taking a peek at the cat in Jane's arms. The cat turned into a three-tailed cat. Lan Mo's eyes lit up and he reached out to touch it.

Qin Xin decided to teach the cat monster a lesson and immediately switched back to human form.

Lan Mo:? ? ?

The cute three-tailed cat turned out to be a big beauty. Although the director had already told them about the members who participated in the show, but...what about her cat?

How did you become a big beauty?

And still so familiar?

The more I look at it, the more familiar it becomes. Lan Mo is looking at Qin Xin sitting in Jian Yi's arms, and finally recognizes who the other party is.

Lan Mo's pupils dilated, and she uttered a **** in front of everyone while walking the pure route!

"It's all said that you can't touch it, you still touch it." Jian Yi was a little gloating.

Lan Mo's expression was particularly aggrieved. She thought it was a cute little cat. How did she know that this was Jane's wife. It was the same Miss Qin, who had to know that she would never be like this.

This is just a small episode, and the shooting is proceeding smoothly.

Because the members of this time are unusual, Zhou Xiaobao's director is not going too smoothly. All beasts that can transform into humanoids are very smart, and they all work at all, except for the formation.

So far, Jian Yi has not learned two formations.

...

"Mom, I want to eat meat."

"You kid, just greedy."

Jian Yi and Qin Xin didn't have a role for the time being. They sat there for a while with Sister Li in the village, and they saw this scene.

Recently, she came here often and gave the kid some snacks.

"Sister, wait until I kill a chicken, eat it before leaving."

Jian Yi is still a little embarrassed, but Sister Li is very enthusiastic, mainly because she knows that Jian Yi often distributes snacks to her children. And this child ran to the crew every day, relying on Jane's help to watch, it was nothing to leave her for a meal.

Kindness is difficult, Jian Yi did not refuse.

She sat aside, watching Sister Li skillfully grab a chicken and cut her neck with a knife, simply and neatly.

She feels that one fear is not enough!

Quickly shook his head, this is someone else's house, not hers.

A stray wind hit, and two escorts appeared in front of Sister Li, which shocked Jian Yi. When she just wanted to speak out, the two escorts bowed to her: "My lord."

Jian Yi’s voice transmission: "Sister Li’s Yangshou will not end, right? What are you doing here?"

"My lord has misunderstood, we are not here to catch Sister Li, we are here to catch Huang Zhan."

Huang Zhan?

I haven't heard this name for several years, and as expected, Huang Zhan's soul appeared on the chicken. Jian Yi could see if she wanted to see it, but she never thought that Huang Zhan would be reborn as a chicken.

"That child was one of the people who died in a car accident a few years ago. Huang Zhan is here to pay his debts." Yin Chai said, "He has to be eaten by this child 18 times. After returning to the underworld to recover his memory, he will deeply realize that he was eaten before. The feeling of falling... he has been seventeen times, and there are others behind."

Jian Yi: "..." Lord Yan Jun is a talent.

Now, should she eat before leaving, or should she leave first?

During the filming, Jian Yi also met Dao Master Xing Luo.

He still runs around the world like before, and every time he goes back he always brings a car of small animals, all of which are abused by humans.

Zhou Baoshuai knew the Daoist Master Xingluo and took him to make a cameo.

Daoist Xingluo originally disagreed, but Zhou Xiaobao said that this could help publicize not to abuse small animals. He thought about it, and that was not bad.

The story of Dao Chang Xingluo's cameo is very simple. The abused animal turns into a monster and kills the people who abused it before. Dao Master Xingluo is still a Dao Master in it. As a Dao Master who kills demons and demons, he didn't make a move this time, watching the little animals take revenge.

Zhou Xiaobao thinks this little story is very meaningful. He has a foreboding that this drama will catch fire, and hope that more people will protect these little animals by then. Don't like it, don't hurt it, don't raise them if you don't think about it, don't abandon them if you raise them.

...

Zhou Baoshuai's TV series was filmed for more than half a year, during which some clips were released, and the special effects caused netizens to shout awesome.

Those in the know just smiled knowingly, special effects?

The director said that this TV series has no special effects, and they felt unnecessary. After all, whose special effects are so realistic?

Save the time for special effects in the later stage, this TV series on the theme of Reiki recovery will soon be broadcasted by netizens with great anticipation.

"Ahhh, fuck, awesome, Director Zhou is awesome."

"I declare that this is Zhou Dao's work for the gods, and there is no one before and after."

"Although there are many young actors with unfamiliar faces, they all look so unique."

"Hahaha, that handsome guy who turned into a little rabbit, I don't know why, I always think that little rabbit is him, I really want to hold him."

"Do you think those two inequalities are a bit scary, they always give people a very real feeling."

The person who sent this barrage, after dying years later, faced two very familiar yin errors, once again let out a silly sound, and happily followed away.

Jian Yi's fans are also crazy, no, it should be Qin Mao's fans who are crazy.

"Ahhhh, my cat, boobobobo."

"Oh, so cute."

"The transformation of the cat into the human form is actually performed by Yiyi’s object, Xin Xin, which feels so appropriate. Sister Xin Xin is so powerful that she actually acted the cat’s every move so realistically and played our cat’s human form. Alive. Sometimes I feel that Maomao is Sister Xinxin."

Fans all know Qin Xin, and they also know that she is the big figure in the live broadcast room, so they call her sister Xin Xin and respect her very much. After all, the big boss spends money like dirt, and every appearance can shock the black fans in the live broadcast room.

The words show that Jian Yi is the anchor, but Qin Mao and Qin Xin are both more popular. She is the last one.

Fans don't know, Jian Yi may know that Qin Mao and Qin Xin are the same.

What else can I do if my wife is taking the limelight? Can't do anything.

"Hahahaha, does Yiyi feel that she is always overwhelmed by cats, so she asked the director to do such a big special effect for her character?"

"Hahahaha, laugh to death, Yiyi is too funny."

"The special effects team has worked hard. I found that the eyes of this behemoth really look like Yiyi, and this drama is really a masterpiece."

"Looking at this behemoth, I have no fear at all, I even want to laugh a little, hahahahahaha..."

"I don't know what's going on, I feel a little silly."

Jian Yi watching the barrage: "..."

These guys are so annoying.

Obviously she is majestic and handsome, and she actually said she was stupid.

For the next two weeks of live broadcast, there are no cats.

During the live broadcast.

——Yiyi, look at cats and cats, look at cats.

——Yiyi, good Yiyi.

Jian Yi looked at the woman lying on the bed reading, sneered at the camera, watching the cat? I want to see her wife when I'm fine, and think beautifully.

"Qin Xiaomao's mother waved her hand and presented a spaceship to the anchor. 』

Qin Xiaomao's mother: Yiyi, look at Maomao.

"Qin Xiaomao's mother waved her hand and presented a spaceship to the anchor. 』

"Qin Xiaomao's mother waved her hand and presented a spaceship to the anchor*10"

Jian Yi turned off the microphone: "Xin Xin, the local tyrant depends on you."

"The spaceship is ten thousand yuan each, she gave twelve...no, twenty..."

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