Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

"Scratch and see? This can sharpen your small nails." Jane reminded, "Try it, maybe you will fall in love with this feeling."

Qin Xin: Rejected.

How can it be?

Jane squatted in front of the scratching board, stretched out two white palms, raised both hands, palms facing down and placed it on the scratching board like a paw.

Qin Xin was surprised. The little monster tried to scratch the scratch board for her. He didn't plan to show it to her, right?

Just thinking about it, she saw that Jian Yi's two small white hands were really scratching the scratching board, accompanied by the sound of scratching.

"Look, that's how it is scratched." Jane put her hand away and pointed to the scratching board, "Try it."

Qin Xin: Not interested.

Jane held her chin in distress: "I have a cat, but my cat is not like a cat at all."

Qin Xin: All her habits are human, of course different from cats.

"I picked and picked on the shopping app, and it took my pains to choose the scratcher that I am most satisfied with. Kitty, this scratcher is not cheap, it was saved from my ration." Jian Yi's eyes were complaining. "Give face, grab a bit."

"Just grab it like that."

Qin Xin was silent, glanced at the scratcher, and looked back at her paw. She stretched out the paw, pushed the scratcher, and hurriedly retracted it.

"Kitten kitten kitten."

"Qin Xiaomao, Qin Xiaomao, Qin Xiaomao, catch it, just click, you see, I am dependent on you. You don't like the name'Jian Xiaohong', so I gave up and bought a Xinhua dictionary for you to choose. ."

"You don't want to use the cat toilet. I respect you too. I returned the cat toilet and cat litter and allowed you to use the toilet in the bathroom."

"You are my cat anyway. Looking at me for such a hard work, can't you satisfy my little wish?"

Qin Xin: Scratching the cat scratching board is really naive, she can't understand the fun inside.

But the little monster's pitiful eyes made Qin Xin feel soft.

Speaking of which the little monster has helped her a lot, she will also rely on the other party to awaken her blood in the future. What the other party just said is also the truth, if you change someone, the other party won't care what she thinks in her heart.

Qin Xin sighed and shook his head.

Jian Yi just happened to see that Qin Xiaomao looked helpless?

Qin Xin stood up and moved closer to the scratcher.

"You step on it." Jian Yi was excited. "Two paws are scratched on the scratching board, her body is leaning forward and her **** is slightly tilted."

Qin Xin: Where are there so many requests?

Qin Xin didn't do what Jian Yi said, so she stood outside the scratching board, stretched out two paws and quickly scratched it twice. Seeing Jian Yi smiled happily, she scratched twice.

Holding it, she felt like it looked good and made her paws very comfortable.

She put her paw up again, this time with fast and hard scratches, and there were deep scratches on the cat's scratching board.

"That's it, if you **** your ass, it will taste even more like that."

Qin Xin's cat became stiff and reacted instantly. She seemed a little addicted just now? This will not work.

She quickly retracted her paw, raised one, and stretched out her pointed nails, thinking in her heart that her paws are so sharp, and if the two of them treat her like that next month, she will scratch their faces with both paws.

Jian Yi did not intend to cut the nails of the cat. Qin Kitty is not an ordinary cat and does not need to cut his nails. Cutting off her nails is not good for her and will weaken her fighting ability.

She suddenly remembered that when she unpacked the package, there were still many catnip items in it, so she quickly searched for it.

Qin Xin controlled himself to stop scratching the scratching board, and his gaze fell on Jian Yi's back, wondering what weird thing the little monster was turning over.

Jian Yi turned around, and Qin Xin was not optimistic when seeing the excited smile on the other's face. She has found a long tube in Jane's hand, which contains some grass that looks like dried and ground?

Qin Xin has never raised a cat, but he has heard of some people's experience in raising cats. There is one thing, it is said that most cats have no way to resist-catnip.

The little monster is holding catnip, right?

Qin Xin sneered. She is not a real cat. How could she sniff catnip like those ordinary cats?

Jian Yi opened the lid of the long tube and passed the position of the opening to Qin Xin's nose, looking forward to watching Qin Xin's reaction.

Qin Xin also sniffed closely. The smell of catnip is a little special, probably because of the cat's body, her sense of smell is very sensitive. But these smells were not enough to make her feel better.

She sniffed twice and immediately moved away.

Seeing the lost eyes of the little monster inadvertently, Qin Xin hesitated for a while, then went over and sniffed twice.

Forget it, the little monster has worked so hard to make the other party happy.

Pretending to like something that doesn't appeal to her is different from playing with something that can't control her behavior.

The former is that she takes the initiative to play.

The latter kind of out-of-control behavior is against her will. If you can't play, it's best not to play.

This catnip does not have any attraction to her, and can play without burden, without any influence on her.

Qin Xin patted the long tube with his paws, and the catnip inside kept spilling on the ground. She glanced lightly, and it was all on the wooden floor. It was this little monster cleaning up anyway.

The catnip was brought to her to play with, so don't blame her for playing it everywhere.

Jane Toto held his chin and watched the cat keep paws on the long tube containing catnip.

"Kitten, if you don't like it, you don't have to be so reluctant." Jian Yi reminded, she is not a fool, how could she not tell that Qin Kitty doesn't like catnip.

The other party just patted the long tube with his paw, and didn't touch the catnip a bit.

It's not that she's never seen the way cats like catnip, that's an excitement, and she just threw herself there and sniffed.

Qin Xiaomao held a cold cat face and patted her with his paws, which would make her feel that the other party was making her happy.

"Are you coaxing me to be happy?" Jane asked in a clever tone.

Qin Xin paused and nodded.

Well, she was really unaccustomed to the little monster's listless appearance. The other party is not happy anymore, she doesn't talk to her ears, she doesn't hold food anymore, she can't hear these sounds, she is really not used to it.

"Good cat, it didn't hurt you in vain."

"Bobobobo...bobobobo...kitten, you're so sensible, ohhh, how could I raise such a cute, beautiful and sensible cat." Jane was so happy that she was about to faint, and worked hard. Rubbing his face against the cat’s neck, cat’s belly, and small face, "It’s so good."

Qin Xin was careless and was picked up by Jian Yi with a face full of love. Talk as you speak, don't hug her at every turn?

When can this habit be changed?

She inadvertently glanced at the makeup that hadn't been removed from Jian Yi's face, and there was not much lipstick left, and she was not very happy.

She pushed her paw away from Jian Yi's face and motioned to the other party to put her down.

Jian Yi didn't reluctantly this time, it was her cat anyway, and it will be long in Japan, so don't bother to **** the other party.

She **** it every day to let the other person get used to it, and then increase the frequency based on this. If the frog is boiled in warm water, the other party will not notice these changes.

Qin Xin didn't know what Jian Yi thought, and quickly ran to the position of the floor mirror, staring at herself in the mirror with a very bad expression. There are lipstick marks on her cheeks, and the hair on her face is white, so the lipstick is not red, it is also very conspicuous.

"Kitten, when did you put on makeup? Actually you still put on blush, but it's a female cat." Jian Yi walked over and squatted in front of the floor mirror, as if she didn't know that it was a bad thing she did.

Qin Xin: Oh, Bai Xihan is a little monster.

"There is a cat climbing frame over there. I don't expect you to like it. Let's put it there for now." After finishing talking, Jian Yi touched the cat's head and turned to the bathroom, ready to wash and sleep.

Qin Xin glanced at her in the mirror with lipstick on her cheeks, and suddenly heard Jian Yi's voice come out: "Kitten, do you need me to wash it for you? By the way, I took the shower together."

Qin Xin: Rejected.

Let the little monster bathe her? Maybe it's taking the opportunity to take advantage.

Does she look so stupid?

Qin Xin glanced at the cat climbing frame over there and thought it was pretty good, so he trot over and jumped up. The only advantage of the cat's body is that the body is too flexible, and this height is simply drizzle to her.

Even at the height of the closet, she felt that she could jump up easily.

Thinking about it this way, she was standing on the cat climbing frame, trying to jump to the closet position, leaping gently, and she jumped onto the closet in one fell swoop. There is no dust on it and it is very clean. After all, it is regularly cleaned by someone.

She simply lay down in this position, staring at the bathroom, to see if the little monster could find her in a while.

Suddenly the cat's body suddenly stiffened, and she seemed a little too naive.

Jian Yi came out and looked around in the house. Xu Shi Qin Xin's eyes were too serious, and she looked back to the top of the closet. Her cat actually lay there, looking at her indifferently and noblely.

"Sure enough, cats have one thing in common. They like to look at people on their faces in high places."

Qin Xin: "..."

Does this have anything to do with the cat’s habits?

"Kitten, won't you come down to sleep?"

Qin Xin didn't want to go down, but she is not a cat, so she must not sleep in the closet. She is a human and has to go to bed.

"Qin Cat, Bo Bo Bo Bo, good night."

Qin Xin closed his eyes, too lazy to care about the little monster, and the other party couldn't understand cat language. Seriously, she doesn't speak cats either.

Qin Xin opened her eyes suddenly, she really can't speak cats.

I remember the last time I met the black cat, she couldn't understand what the other party was saying.

"What's the matter?" Jane asked.

Qin Xin glanced at her and closed her eyes.

Early in the morning, Qin Xin woke up.

The experience last night was extraordinary, but she slept well. She walked into the bathroom vigorously and stiffened when she squeezed the cleanser on her face.

Both cheeks are covered with lipstick and lip prints, which are densely packed and overlapped. Not only on the cheeks, but also on the neck.

little monster!

Fortunately, at home, this has to be elsewhere, how can she explain it?

Let others not misunderstand, is this an accident?

Will others believe it?

It may be full of thoughts, you actually have a girlfriend! You guys were intense last night?

The author has something to say: thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2021-06-1123:08:49~2021-06-1320:19:22~

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