Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

"It's not easy to live. I work hard for the ration every day."

"Eat as much as you can, and you can't let others know."

"It's not easy to get a private job. It takes only three to five months to have a full meal."

Red-tailed cat outside the window: "..."

Jane stood in front of the mirror combing her hair, wearing a yellow plaid square-necked shirt, a pair of black wide-leg pants, paired with a pair of canvas shoes, and hanging a small black bag, properly dressed up as a soft girl.

Xu Ye was in a good mood after taking a big order, humming in her mouth, quickly tied a ponytail, and turned it into a ball.

Jane turned her head to find that the red-tailed cat was still there, walked over, and stared at the red-tailed cat through the glass.

"Kitten, are you hungry?"

This cat is so cute, I really miss Rua.

Jane stretched out her hand, did she open the window after all.

As a human being, you still need to talk about credit, and you have to keep the promise even if you don’t see it. If you don't have pets, then you can't keep pets.

"I can't find a place to sell cat food this night?" Jian Yi was a little bit awkward and couldn't let the cat in, but there should be no problem with throwing some food out, right?

The red-tailed cat is clean and well-kept. It should not be a stray cat, but may have come out of a nearby household.

"Well, come back later and bring you two ham sausages."

The red tail cat finally showed other emotions, Jian Yi understood a little, the other party should be asking where she was going.

"Doing a part-time job and wanting to eat. Didn't you just see that I have to eat a lot of food?" Jane supported her chin. "To be honest, this is a puffing up your stomach, and you won't starve to death. I've been full? I have been a long time ago. I don’t know what it means to be full."

The red-tailed cat was a little surprised. Jian Yi was not surprised to see it. It is normal for small animals to be human, and she would not be surprised even if they were fine.

"Okay, I'll go now. If the news is correct this time, I can really have a full meal, save a bite, and buy you some cat food."

The time for Jian Yi to walk out of the gate was just right, and the driver who made the reservation happened to call her to indicate that it had arrived.

The red-tailed cat didn't chase it out. Instead, she looked at the location of the second floor of the villa. After Jane disappeared from her sight, she was about to jump to the second floor. Obviously, he could easily jump up to the wall before, but this time he couldn't jump to the second floor, as if he was blocked by something.

The red-tailed cat didn't believe in evil, and jumped to the second floor position many times, but was still blocked by something and couldn't get in at all. Then I tried to walk in through the door, but failed.

She can't get in!

The red tail cat finally gave up, jumped off the wall, came to the window of Jane's room before, squatted there and lost his thoughts.

Can't get in?

Now she is sober, knowing that she has become a cat, of course she is a bit unable to accept the result.

I felt weird every morning because she became a cat at night? Those hairs in the yard were not wild cats, but hers? The window glass reflected her current appearance.

Is she a monster?

No, she is human. Perhaps this is a dream.

How can such a bizarre thing be true.

There are also people who eat a few sacks without a bulging stomach, which is outrageous.

…

"Little girl, take a taxi to go out so late. Didn't your adult tell you that it's dangerous?" The driver thought of his daughter in college. He had to call tomorrow to tell her daughter to pay attention to safety. Personally, it’s really dangerous for a little girl to come out to take a taxi. There are many good people in this world, but there are also many bad people.”

"Okay, thank you driver brother." Jian Yi has lived in the human world for many years, having met good people and bad people. The driver's eldest brother is obviously a very enthusiastic person, and of course she will not refuse the other's kindness.

"It's so late, what is the little girl doing in Birch Street?" The driver thought of Jane's destination, "I remember that Birch Street will be closed after 11 o'clock in the evening. Maybe something is being built over there."

"Something in a hurry."

"That's it, don't do this in the future..."

Jian Yi answered: "Okay."

Maybe it was because there were no cars late at night. Originally, it took about an hour to get to Birch Street in only half an hour.

The driver parked the car at the opening of Birch Street. There were lights on both sides of the street, and the streets outside Birch Street were vaguely trafficked. Only the location of Birch Street was put up with a warning sign, and there were lights on both sides, but it gave people a strange and cold feeling.

The driver had been staring at Birch Street for a long time, and before he knew it, he even squeezed the steering wheel, trying to start the car and drive towards Birch Street. At that moment, his head was confused, he didn't know what he was doing, and his eyes were also confused.

"Brother driver."

Jian Yi's voice drew the driver back to his senses. He was surprised how he wanted to drive into Birch Street? Although I don't know what's going on, there is a cold sweat behind me, and I always feel that I almost did something bad.

He vaguely regretted it, maybe he shouldn't have come to this place. A few days ago, the people in the group were saying that there had been several large-scale car accidents on Birch Street. Now the more he thinks about it, the more scared he is, and a dense layer of sweat erupts on his forehead.

"Little girl, how long are you going to stay here?" The driver didn't forget that Jane was going back and forth, which means she would go back soon.

Thinking of what he was out of control just now, the driver flinched, fearing that the unknown is human instinct.

"Brother driver, drive over there and wait for me. I'll come and look for you in a while."

The driver hesitated and said, "Okay, then I will wait for you."

The price given by this little girl is enough, and after a good deal, it is impossible for him to go back. And taking such a list is sometimes more cost-effective than running all night, and it's not that tired.

Jian Yi watched the driver drive to the opposite street, and finally walked into Birch Street.

As soon as she stepped into Birch Street, she felt a few wisps of cold wind drifting around her, she opened her mouth, and ate the cold yin wind into her mouth.

Her specialty is really eating, which can eat everything.

But no one thinks this is an advantage, anyway, human bosses don't like it very much, and think she eats too much and can't afford it.

"Boss, here comes someone."

"Here is someone, isn't this road blocked at night? There are still people coming so late? Our behavior has attracted human attention before, did they ask the celestial master to come and catch us? Be careful."

"The boss, not a celestial teacher, but a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl. She looks very ordinary. She is probably a student. She didn't wear a robes, a sword, or any ghost hunting tools. She came by taxi. I have a good nose. , Sniffed her body, it has nothing to do with the demon catcher's dime."

"Little girl, okay, let the psychedelic ghost confuse her in the past, and lead her to the position of the manhole cover, you remove the manhole cover, and psychedelic her jumps down. When she becomes our ghost, you can help us Psychedelic people passing by. Jie Jie—a pretty little girl, should be able to psychedel many people so willingly to lose their lives, right?"

"Hahaha, at that time we will become a ghost king just around the corner, and this world will eventually be our world. Human beings are just our food."

Jane had already smelled the breath of those blocking the way, and when he walked over, he heard their conversation and couldn't help saying: "Are you dreaming? Do you think that dreaming at night will work?"

Returning to the world will eventually belong to them, and human beings are just their food.

When you say this, can you ask her first? She dare not say that.

"Who?"

"Boss, it's that little girl."

"How can she hear us?"

"Perhaps it is the eyes of yin and yang, it doesn't seem strange that humans have this now."

Jane had already arrived in front of the group of obstacles, she counted, there were only five in total, which was a bit disappointing.

One hundred thousand, five are only half a million.

She thought there were dozens of them here? Happy for nothing.

Soon she understood why there were only five. There had been a serious car accident here before, and so many people died, it is absolutely impossible to have only five. Only to explain one problem, the other ghosts have been swallowed by them. They created a car accident, just want to create more ghosts to swallow, and become a ghost king.

Ambition is not small.

"Psychedelic ghost, come on."

After Jian Yi heard this slightly hoarse voice, the scene in front of her suddenly changed. She looked at the wide road in front of her without moving. Instead, he opened his mouth and started to suck.

After a while, a black shadow fell in front of her uncontrollably, she reached out and grabbed it, and rubbed it into a ball.

She did not stop and continued to suck.

The four road ghosts who were hiding on the side watching the excitement were also uncontrollable, and were sucked in front of her with screams, and they were all rolled into **** by her. As for their painful screams, Jane didn't care about it.

After doing all this, she walked back and forth in Birch Street to make sure that there were no other obstacles. She took out her mobile phone and sent a private message to the group owner of the business group, indicating that she had caught the obstacles. She spread out her palms, and five blockers who had been twisted into **** were in her palms. She planned to take a short video.

"You shout twice." Jian Yi squeezed her small hand, "Quickly explain your identities, I will make a video, otherwise the group owner will not believe it, and I will not receive the bonus."

"Hurry up and shout." Jian Yi was a little angry, squeezed hard, and screamed at the squealing ghost, and had to begin to confess his identity.

A true celestial teacher: Uh... Fellow Daoist, is this caught?

Jane: Do you count?

If not, she would be angry.

A true celestial teacher: Forget it, but it needs to be accepted and inspected first. If you are sure that there is no problem for three days, I will give you a bonus. You will temporarily keep a few roadblockers in these three days, and we will come to verify.

Jian Yi: Yes, but these roadblockers belong to me.

A true celestial master: Of course, we are here to collect evidence so that no one will pretend to take it.