Neither the Landlord Nor I Are Human

"Qin Maozi, don't you agree that you are a scum cat?"

"Every day I come back in the evening. I wake up in the morning and I don't see the cat. Who are you scumbag?"

Qin Xin: "..."

—The anchor even keeps a cat.

—I heard it, called Qin Mao.

—Wait for the troublesome anchor to let the cat show his face. My mother won't let me raise a cat, but I can raise it.

"Come in quickly." Jane greeted, but the cat actually sat by the window without the intention to come in, "Angry?"

Jane leaned close, rubbed the cat's face, and picked her up.

Qin Xin patted Jian Yi's face with her paws. Jian Yi didn't mind. It was a happy thing to be patted by the cat's paws. She couldn't wait for the kitty's paws to stay on her.

Qin Xin noticed that Jian Yi's face was soft and his patting was particularly flexible, and he patted several times with his paws.

She felt that the face of the little monster was a little bit awkward sometimes, so she decided to take the opportunity to take a few shots of the other person's face for revenge.

"Cute fans, show you my scumbag."

Jian Yi sat on the seat with the cat in her arms, and Qin Xin was caught off guard. She didn't jump away either, and she swept the lens of her glasses indifferently, and the humanized action immediately increased the barrage in the live broadcast room.

—Ahhhh, I'm going to die, this cat is so cold and disdainful! But I really like it.

—This is the legendary self-dominance, right?

—Its eyes are so sad!

—It glanced coldly, as if it understood what we meant, and I loved its dismissive look.

—Finally I can realize the feeling that you hurt me thousands of times and I treat you like first love.

—Anchor, is it called Qin Mao?

Jian Yi: "Yes, this scum cat is called Qin Mao."

—Why is it a scum cat?

—Yes, this cat is cold and beautiful, I am willing to be scummed by it a hundred times.

Under Qin Xin's indifferent eyes, Jian Yi began to popularize her sleep at home every night, and the rest of the time did not know where she was going.

"I haven't seen Qin Xiaomao in the daytime, do you think it's scum?"

Qin Xin: The more you talk, the more you become addicted. Is this bullying her and not being able to speak?

—Woo, host, if you think cat scum, send it over and I will help you raise it.

—Yes, yes, if you feel a heavy burden, I'm happy to bear it.

—Anchor, I fell in love with Qin Mao, please send it to me quickly, don't know what is good or bad. If you don't know good or bad, I kneel down and beg you.

Jian Yi: "That's not good. I like being scummed by Qin Xiaoxiao. She is a scumbag for me, and I am willing to be scumbag for the rest of my life."

Jane touched the cat's head, and then babbled at the cat's face, which caused the fans in the live broadcast room to envy the barrage quickly.

"I can still afford a cat."

"You guys, stop dreaming."

"It's impossible to want Qin Xiaomao."

Qin Xin, who was hugged tightly in his arms by Jian Yi and was still being babbled by all kinds of babbles, felt a little weird in his heart, and all his previous anger had disappeared.

Counting this little monster has a bit of conscience.

Jian Yi put Qin Xiaomao on the table: "This is your position. I will show the fans in the live broadcast room peeling walnuts with bare hands."

Xu Yi's words made Qin Xin feel at ease before, and she sat aside cooperatively. She glanced at the computer screen, and there were not as many people as there were during the day.

After all, Little Monster is a new anchor who started broadcasting on the first day, and there are still a few who can remember to see her.

And those who can come here are all with a curiosity mentality and not much stickiness.

Qin Xin squatted aside, thinking silently.

She saw the walnuts on the table, then looked at the waiting people in the live broadcast room, and suddenly had an idea.

Seeing that the little monster treated her well, she helped each other out.

Jian Yi was about to reach for the walnuts on the table, Qin Xin suddenly stretched out his paws and pushed the two walnuts in front of her.

—Wow, Qin Xiaomao is helping the anchor pick walnuts?

-Is this cat refined?

-Regardless, as long as Qin Mao is in the live broadcast room for one day, I am a fan here. I want to stay here, I want to attract cats, and no one can stop me.

—If Qin kitten is mine...

—Sister, dreaming is not very good, right?

Jian Yi was also stunned, she knew that Qin Mao was very cold.

The other party can squat aside, and she is already very satisfied.

Unexpectedly, Qin Mao Zedong was willing to help her. She held two walnuts in her hand and touched Qin Mao Zedong's head: "Although you are scumbag, you are also very warm."

Qin Xin: It's scumbag and warm, what the **** is this?

Jian Yi: "Everyone, peeling the walnuts with bare hands is here. I will peel a hundred catties of walnuts before broadcasting tonight."

Jane picked up the camera, followed the bag of walnuts, and dialed it so that everyone could see clearly at a close range.

"These walnuts are all you watched me buy today."

"Now, I'm going to strip it. I clamored to send me something before, don't forget, as long as you dare to send it, I will dare to strip it with bare hands, remember to send me a private message."

The cat is very nice, but the people in the live studio still want to see if Jian Yi can peel off a hundred catties of walnuts.

Now the main location of the camera for shooting is Jian Yi's hands and Qin Mao. Jian Yi wears a half mask, so it doesn't matter whether she shows her face or not.

Besides, the people who came to see her were basically with a curious mentality, and it is probably not very rare what she looks like.

Her appetite and walnut peeling technique are much more interesting than what she looks like.

So far, I have hardly seen a bullet screen asking what Jian Yi looks like, which shows the mentality of this group of people.

Part of the rapid enthusiasm of these audiences is still covered by the light of Qin Mao.

Jian Yi thinks that Qin Xiaomao's scum is a little scum, and the cat is still good.

Jian Yi: "Actually, peeling walnuts is very simple. It's much easier to peel than crayfish. At least the walnuts are cleaner and there is no oil. Wash your hands well after peeling."

Fans watching in the live broadcast room stared at the phone screen unblinkingly. Although some expected that Jane would be easy to peel the walnuts, when they saw Jane holding two walnuts in one hand, they squeezed them so gently, and they were surprised when they heard the crackling sound.

—How did the anchor get this hand strength?

—By the way, isn't it peeling walnuts? If you crush the walnuts, isn't it peeling the walnuts?

—I also think that the walnuts are crushed. Is that still called peeling walnuts? That is obviously crushing walnuts with brute force.

—Don’t you think it’s a waste to crush the walnuts?

—That is, I came to see the anchor peeling walnuts. What does she mean by crushing them with brute force?

Qin Xin's cat's face became cold, and she was suddenly taken crooked during the live broadcast. She felt that this incident was tricky. It's a pity that she is now in a cat body, and she can't do anything but watch the little monster's own reaction.

According to her understanding of this group of netizens, in such bright moments, under normal circumstances, it is not so fast to find tricky angles. Rather, he would be all sorts of scumbags, and felt that the little monster's strength was so powerful that he could crush the walnuts with his bare hands.

Those few very directional barrage just now, I am afraid that someone deliberately brought the rhythm.

But in an instant, she had the object of suspicion, the Haruko Haruko she met during the day. Except for the other party, she couldn't think of anyone who would come to streamline Iraq at this time.

Qin Xin stared at the barrage. Sure enough, this group of netizens couldn't stand the rhythm. At the moment, they had been crooked. Various criticisms of Jian Yi were wasting food. They just crushed walnuts with brute force, which was not worth seeing at all.

There are so many people in this world who are strong. It is not uncommon to crush walnuts with bare hands.

Qin Xin thought for a while, planning to jump off the table and go to her room to find a mobile phone to help the little monster.

Unexpectedly, Jian Yi said at this moment: "Everyone, don't worry, you only heard the cracking of walnuts, but didn't see what the walnuts in my hand looked like. How could I draw conclusions so quickly? I was wasting. Where's the food?"

—Anchor, you say, I listen to your sophistry.

—I'm looking at Qin Mao's sake, and I will listen to your sophistry once.

-Is it possible that you have to pick out the broken walnuts and put them on the plate, telling us that they will eat them? Not in front of the camera, who knows what you will do with these walnuts after the live broadcast is over? As far as I know, some eating and broadcasting are vomiting while eating.

-That is, there are also anchors who bring food. They say it is delicious in front of the camera, and complain about it in the back. They turn around and throw the food from the business into the trash can.

—Anyway, I don’t trust these anchors much anymore.

Nie Qing leaned on the sofa, holding her mobile phone, and watching Jian Yi's live broadcast room became a mess, the breath in her heart finally came out.

Today, because of Jane, she almost overturned the car.

Fortunately, her fans are very sticky, and they are more willing to believe her, thinking that the previous thing was a mistake in the house management.

Jane said at this moment: "Look at the walnut in my hand, is it really broken?"

Qin Xin heard the words and looked at it.

I saw Jian Yi’s small white hands slowly opened, accompanied by small pieces of walnut shells falling down, and finally revealed two complete walnut meat, just remove the thin skin inside the walnut meat , That is a complete walnut meat.

"Said it is peeling walnuts, it must be peeling walnuts." Jian Yi removed the thin layer of skin, holding two whole walnuts in his hand, and handing it to the lens, "Did you see it clearly?"

—Fuck, anchor 666.

—I confessed that I was wrong to blame the anchor.

-During the day, the anchor can take out all the crayfish meat, and he must have some experience in peeling walnuts.

—Speaking of the waste of the anchor, I feel that someone is taking the rhythm.

—Isn't it because someone is watching the anchor become popular, deliberately?

—Maybe.

—Anchor, go on, you peeling walnuts can make me feel very comfortable with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Jian Yi put two walnuts into his mouth: "As for waste, if it doesn't exist, I will peel it and eat it."

Qin Xin breathed a sigh of relief, this little monster still had some abilities. In the face of absolute ability, those conspiracies are almost useless.

Qin Xin was in a very good mood. He squatted to the side and saw Jian Yi eating almost the same amount. He stretched out his paw and pushed four walnuts over.

She thinks that the little monster can pinch two with one hand, and it must be able to pinch four with two hands, so faster.

—Wow, I like a caring cat like Qin Mao, so warm, how could it be a scum cat?

—If such a cat pushes me walnuts, I will peel them with bare hands.

Jane squeezed the four walnuts with both hands, and the people guarding the live broadcast room only heard the crackling sound of walnut shells, and no one questioned it anymore.

Qin Xin felt that Jian Yi was at ease. After the other party had eaten four walnuts, she stretched out her claws and pushed eight walnuts over.

Jane: "..."

She just said, this is a scum cat.

Qin Xin squatted there, his eyes motioned to Jian Yi to peel off quickly, otherwise he wouldn't be able to finish peeling before twelve o'clock.

Jian Yi accepted her fate, grabbed four walnuts in one hand, and whispered, "Qin Mao, can only hold four in one hand, no more."

The author has something to say: thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2021-06-1923:02:11~2021-06-2022:46:41~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: greedy cat, think about staying away from the simple one;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution:! 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!