New Times, New Hell
Chapter 5: Life and death book
This meal was eaten faster than yesterday. Li Tiantian was a bit embarrassed. Jiang Hong did not speak anything. Yu Zhengdu was anxious to return to the company to see the results of the ghost.
It’s hard to end the lunch. Yu is trying to suppress his own gossip. The gentleman’s eyes are leaving two girls to leave. This can’t wait to pull up the boss’s hand and run to the company: “Go and go back to eat melon. ""
But the hand just touched the merchant's wrist but bounced back. He subconsciously said: "Oh, your hand is so cold."
The merchants looked at him, and Yu had to go back to God and scratched his head: "Sorry, from time to time, you will forget that you are not a person."
Business: "..."
Yu Zhedu reacted to himself and listened too much like a monk. He thought about it and found a way to fill it: "Boss, if I say that you look like a person now, will you feel comfortable in your heart?"
Shang Yang is another ellipsis with no words. Fortunately, he doesn't seem to care much about it. After a while, he said: "It doesn't matter, I also forgot to adjust the temperature."
Yu Zhengdu: "...?"
Yu Zhengdu seems to have opened the door to the new world: "Can this temperature be adjusted?"
Shang Hao proudly smiled: "Of course."
He said, silently extending his left hand: "You try again."
Yu Zhengdu: "..." I don't know if it is an illusion. I always feel that the boss's performance desire seems to be a bit strong?
He was groaning in his heart, and his hand still touched the past. The skin touched this time was really warm. The skin of the merchant was not the same as that of the average man. His skin was like a jade, and it was unhealthy. It is blue and white, but it is a warm one.
It is a unique feeling that does not exist on anyone.
Yu is amazed and said: "Wow, it seems like a real person."
As soon as his voice fell, he found that the wrist he was holding was hotter and the temperature was getting higher and higher.
He paused: "The boss, just stop it, and then heat it up."
Shang Xiao smiled slightly: "Alright."
Yu is sympathetic: "You have this technology, you should use it to control the office temperature, and you can save some air conditioning fees."
Business: "..."
The two returned to the company, Yu said to push the company door open, and could not wait to ask: "Ghosts?"
One of the colleagues involved in the arrest pointed to the direction of the corner: "That."
“How did you catch it?” Yu Xingdu turned to look at the side and curiously asked, “Is it the same as in the TV series, take hooks or tie the ropes...”
When he said half of it, he couldn’t say it. I saw a female ghost in the corner of the company, where she was lying there, holding her hands in front of her knees and being shackled by a pair of hands.
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
The anti-yellow screen appeared again.
Yu Zhengdu looked back at Shangyu and sincerely admired: "I didn't expect the ghosts to be so advanced now."
The female ghost saw him at this time, and the state of sorrow suddenly became excited. When she violently violently rushed forward and shouted: "You can see me! You can see it! You can't see it -"
The female ghost was excited, and the whole eyeball began to turn white again. At the same time, the seven sputum oozing blood, and there were more people.
Yu Zhengdu was scared to go back two steps, his left foot still slammed his right foot, almost fell, but fortunately on the side, he helped him in time.
The female ghost did not rush over, Lu Lingxi did not know where to come out, buckled the female ghost and pushed her back to the corner, said: "To be honest, there is so much a criminal suspect."
The blood of the female ghost was faster, and the whole face was almost drowned by her own blood. At the same time, she was still unwilling to struggle: "I have no crimes, I am not harmful, it is that person who yells at me-"
Yu Zhengdu did not dare to look straight, squinting and said: "You talk well, don't bleed, can't you?"
Shang Xiao chuckled and looked at the female ghost: "Have you heard?"
Female ghost: "..."
The blood on the female ghost's face quickly dried up, not to mention bleeding, and even tears did not dare to go out, the committee cautiously shut up.
Lu Lingxi saw that she didn't dare to swear again. This took her to the wig ghost Kang Jin and said: "Go to record."
Yu Zhengdu felt that the picture in front of him was a bit magical. He asked: "Can I go over and see?"
Shanghao nodded.
Yu contested and cheered, and went to Kangjin side. I saw Kang Jin’s side sitting in front of the computer and skillfully located in a folder and found an excel.
Yu Zhengdu looked at the name of the excel and felt that his eyes were hurt again: "Wait, why is this file called a life and death book?"
Kang Jinli said of course: "Because this is a book of life and death."
Shang Shi Shiran came over and held his chest with both hands. He said: "We have been committed to modernizing the office and improving the company's office efficiency. Formalization of the life and death book is one of the important advances."
Kang Jin also added unsatisfactorily: "And we have set up various calculation formulas in excel, which can quickly and rigorously calculate each person's life experience. Since the promotion of computer office, the error rate of ghost reincarnation has been greatly reduced, effective The ground maintains six reincarnations."
In the end, he did not forget to shoot the boss: "Of course, thanks to the vision of our boss, I abandoned the old office model of the government..."
Yu Zhandu listened to a **** face and turned to look at Shangyu, but he saw Shangzheng looking at him with a smile: "But I think this is not enough. I hope that in the future, we can have a more advanced set." Independent work system."
Yu is arguing for the blessing of the soul: "Do you invite me to come in, is it to open the office process of the dead book?"
Shanghao nodded: "Yes, I hope to fully realize the automation of reincarnation before 2020."
Yu Zhengdu: "...?!"
The beautiful little boss is really from time to time, let him be shocked!
Over there, Kang Jin has begun to interrogate the female ghost: "What is your name?"
The female ghost knows that she can't escape. She can only look at the Yu and fight for a resentful look. She is reluctant to say: "Xu Jiangjiang."
Kang Jin entered the name on the excel and called up a long list of records. He asked again: "Identity number."
The female ghost reported the number, Kang Jin checked, and there was only one option left on the excel list.
Yu Zhandu took a look and saw the basic information and life of the female ghost registered on the list. Finally, there was a note saying: At the age of 25, he committed suicide in the rental house.
Kang Jin asked: "Why are you going to Li sweet?"
Xu Jiangjiang denied three companies: "I am not, I am not, I am just passing by."
Kang Jin: "You have no use in sophistry. We are a unit of the underworld. It is different from the human world. Some methods are for you to tell the truth."
Yu said to be curious and asked: "How do you want to use torture?"
When Xu Jiangjiang took a look at Yu, he listened to Kang Jin and said: "We have already extracted the ghosts left by you in Li Tiantian, and prove that you have been pestering her for at least 20 days..."
Yu Zhengdu: "..." Do you want to do so scientifically?
Kang Jin continued: "And Li Tiantian is now black in Yintang, and the seven is not stable. This is a precursor to being taken up by the upper body. If you are not ready to go to her body, what are you doing?"
Xu Jiangjiang saw that he couldn’t get rid of it. He had no choice but to say: "Yes, I want to go to her body."
Kang Jin knocked on the table: "After you die, we should send you a text message to inform you of various precautions as ghosts. Among them, it is a stern prohibition to find a substitute, and what is the violation of the relevant taboo? As a consequence, I don't have to tell you about it."
Xu Jiangjiang had already hanged his head. When he heard this, he was excited. "I don't want to do this either, but you said that the time for reincarnation of a suicide person has to be postponed. Now the birth rate is so low, and the time for reincarnation is delayed. I have to do at least 50 years of ghosts and ghosts in the world, I can't wait any longer..."
Kang Jin had to continue to follow her law, and she said that she had been stunned for a while. I didn’t know how to refute it. It was a question of confusion and asked: "Is there a contradiction in your ghost? ?"
Xu Jiangjiang and Kang Jin turned to see him at the same time.
Yu Zhengduo said: "Since you are suicidal, you don't want to be a human being. If so, why bother complaining that you can't hurry up?"
Kang Jin logic came back again, and immediately patted the table: "Yes, that's it."
Xu Jiangjiang looked at Yu’s anger and said: “I committed suicide because I had a bad life. My parents were divorced. I have no one to control me since I was a child. I have a bad job, my salary is low, I have no friends. I am not living at all. Meaning, but Li Tiantian is not the same, her life is too good, her parents hurt her, her friends like her, work is good, everything is good, I dream of having her life like that..."
She talked about her own mental journey like a bean, and in the end her eyes were almost all greedy.
Yu Zhengdu only felt that there was an unspeakable aversion to his body. He seriously said: "This is not the reason for your suicide, nor is it the reason for your harm."
Xu Jiangjiang is not reconciled: "Why is her life so good, but I am so miserable!"
Yu Zhengdu looked at her: "You don't cherish your own life, but you want to marry someone else's ready-made life. Like you, even if you are on Li Tiantian's body, will you really be satisfied? You will always meet you." Better people, when do you have to feel unfair and hurt?"
Kang Jin nodded hard: "Yes, that's it."
Yu is squinting at him. Is this ghost a repeater?
Xu Jiangjiang said: "You, you, you nonsense..."
The merchants who have been on the wall have been slowly opening their mouths at this time: "There are so many nonsense."
After all, his forefinger was squirming in the air, and Xu Jiangjiang made a scream, and the whole ghost was smashed into the hands.
Xu Jiangjiang was particularly fierce in the face of Yu Zhengdu. In the hands of Shang Hao, he was half-moving and couldn’t move. His eyes were round and round, as if he had to fall out of his eyes at any time, and the upper and lower teeth kept trembled. Can't say it.
Yu Zhengdu was shocked: "Boss, are you going to eat ghosts on the spot? You wait, I will avoid it."
Kang Jin: "... Shut up, don't remind the boss."
Shanghao did not say anything, only glanced around, and then the empty hand rose, then saw a bottle volley flew over and was caught by him.
Yu said that this is not a bottle of mineral water that he drank half?
Then, when I saw Shang Jiang grabbed Xu Jiangjiang and stuffed her into the bottle, she said faintly: "Turn off for twenty years."
Yu Zhengdu: "......................................................"
He suddenly knew that in the boss's office, the bottle that was not forced by the bookshelf was something.
Yu Zhengdu did not know what he was thinking. At this time, he said with awkwardness: "Boss, I haven't finished drinking water yet."
Shang Yan glanced at him and handed the bottle over and said: "Nothing, you continue to drink, it does not affect the taste."
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