New Times, New Hell

"嘎嘎嘎-"

"I was wrong, Peggy, I know it wrong!"

"quack--"

"Your little skirt is super nice, not at all, it is the best little skirt in the world!! I am sincere!"

When Zheng Yan entered the future of the singer, he saw that he grew up a lot. Peggy, wearing a floral skirt, fluttered his wings and chased behind a programmer. The programmer was a big man of one meter and eight or so. Peggy was forced to stand on the chair, raised his hands and made a surrender gesture with Peggy for mercy.

Zheng Yan: "..."

Luo Feng goose public name is well-deserved!

Zheng Yan silently took out the mobile phone, took the scene, and then sent it to an Internet product manager group: [夭寿啦, our company's Goose Peggy is bullying the programmer again. 】

The product managers in the group have taken the lead.

[夭寿啦, Luo Feng’s people are drying the goose! 】

[There are fresh Peggy sucks! ! ! I smash! 】

[Poisonous, ceo bought a little skirt for Peggy? ? ? 】

[emmmmm? ? ? Are your programmers serious? ? 】

[Speaking, wasn’t there anyone who satirized the otaku’s fighting power of only 0.5 geese? I thought it was an exaggerated expression technique... How did the future programmers really beat a goose? 】

[Or a minor goose...]

For a long time, the geese have become famous for their fighting power. In the past, there were families in the countryside who would raise big geese to see the home nursing home. They were revered as “social big goose”. Therefore, people often use “goose” as a force on the Internet. Units, and ridiculed the weak fat mans, probably only the big goose can not beat, only the "0.5 goose" combat power ... Of course, everyone has always felt that this is just a humorous rhetorical.

Unexpectedly, the future programmer of the singer was actually being chased by a goose!

[I am confused, so is the fighting power of the big goose really strong or is the programmer really so weak? 】

[Wake up, are you an ordinary social big goose? This is Luo Fengxiao public! 】

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha, programmers are also today! I don't care if I want to post! 】

Zheng Yan inadvertently ruined the reputation of the programmer, and his mood was instantly beautiful.

After all, product managers and programmers don't wear the sky!

After watching all the black programmers, Zheng Yan took the computer to find a metaphor: "Boss, I have something to look for."

Yu Zhengdu turned and looked at him: "What happened?"

Zheng Yan put the notebook on the table of Yu Zhengdu. The look was a bit difficult to say. After hesitating for a while, he said: "Last night, a publisher contacted me and said that I want to buy our story copyright..."

“Story copyright?” Yu said to be confused. “What story do we have?”

“emm——” Zheng Yan’s eyes are faint, some guilty, “...ghost story.”

Yu Zhengdu is even more puzzled: "What the hell?"

Zheng Yan silently turned his computer screen into a metaphor: "I moved the story on the forum to the forum of Yangdu, and I was taken by the publisher..."

Yu Zhengdu:? ?

He glanced at the computer screen, which is the interface of the well-known gossip forum on the Internet. Zheng Yan opened one of the hot posts.

Title: Huang Quan No Inn - My Hades Tourism Diary

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

This title is naturally recognized. After the life planning app was launched, many users in the underworld reflected that Luo Feng could develop social software and help the deceased to re-establish social relations after death. This matter has also been planned by Luo Feng.

After a rigorous layout development, some time ago, the life planning app released a new upgrade version, adding two functions: [Ghost Friends Circle] and [酆都论坛].

Among them, the function of "Ghost Friends Circle" is basically the same as the WeChat function of Yang, which can help the ghost to contact the friends before the birth and rebuild the social relationship after death.

In the past, because each person passed away and the time of reincarnation was different, people who passed away at different time periods often could not get in touch smoothly after coming to the underworld, and waiting for the reincarnation to take a long time, so from time to time there will be a ghost after the death of the ghost and harm the underworld society. The situation of order occurs.

Since the launch of this function, the ghosts waiting for the reincarnation will receive a notification reminder once they have passed away. They can choose whether to contact them and add them as friends, which effectively helps everyone to reunite.

The emotional needs of the ghosts have been met. Since this time, the management order of the underworld has improved significantly, and Luo Feng’s work efficiency has also been significantly improved.

Another section of the app [酆都论坛] is similar to the public social platform of Yang, providing functions for publishing, consulting, helping, sharing experiences and sharing experiences.

After the launch of this feature, it was widely acclaimed. The ghosts were the first to do ghosts, especially the newly-dead new ghosts, who often felt at a loss of new identity. The help and sharing function on the forum greatly solved this problem.

[酆都论坛] was launched soon, there have been a lot of boutique posts, such as:

Title: Guide to Doing Ghosts - Collection of Sacrifice, Instructions for Reincarnation, Employment Guidance in the Underworld, Introduction to the Underworld, etc.

Title: Introduction of Xindi Prefecture - the destruction of the world and the world, why the office of the government is open in the world, the development of Luofeng, the code of social order in the underworld, etc.

Title: New Ghost Technical Training Daquan: Dreaming technical training, how to quickly and effectively buckle the eyes, how to wear the wall, how to avoid becoming evil spirits, etc.

Title: Dead to learn old: Do a little trick summary (continuous update ing)

......

There are also many popular gossip posts:

Title: Mom, I am just dead, I found that my husband who died ten years earlier than me died in the underworld and the first love (the real ash)

Title: I am so weeping! I just knew that my ex-boyfriend was alive in the past! !

Title: Help! The cemetery was dug by the developer. Is it illegal to go to the developer's house to make a ghost?

Title: Eighty-eight, live in the ash-gray altar next door, the self-feeling sinister

Title: You may not believe it, I am a ghost with a cat.

......

There are also posts of well-known ghosts:

Title: To be a delicate female ghost, even if you die, you must make beautiful makeup (the landlord painted leather)

Title: Toilet Style Reviews in Floating City (Land 鲑蠪)

Title: I really don't want to thunder, the wind and rain are all brought in (the landlord's knife)

......

The post that Zheng Yan moved to the Yangjian Forum was written by a tourist who loves to travel. The ghost was a tourist blogger when he lived. After his death, he continued his hobby and traveled. Update your travel diary on the forum.

This post records a large number of places where the ghost can go, what wilderness cemetery, underground Heihe, paper mountain Yinqiao, etc., and also share different funeral customs, sacrifices and transportation methods in the underworld.

The whole post is the most talked about, and the experience of the landlord in dealing with different ghosts everywhere, the landlord not only vividly shows you a lot of different ghosts of the dead life, but also tells the story behind each ghost. Including but not limited to hanged ghosts who commit suicide, unrecognizable car accident ghosts, murdered ghosts who want to revenge.

Because many people wait until after death to become a ghost state, they thoroughly see the true face of the people around them and discover the truths of many unknowns. The stories of these ghosts are often more absurd and profound, and embarrassing.

This post is very hot on the forum, and there are many ghosts chasing each day, which is called the documentary of the underworld.

Yu Zhengdu also pursued the update for a while, but later he was put down because the work was too busy. I did not expect Zheng Yan to move the post to the Yangjian Forum.

"This post is too horrible..." Zheng Yan cried. "I just think that I can't be scared to death alone, I moved it to the gossip forum and wanted to scare other people..."

He added: "I have deleted the contents related to the secrets of the underworld, and the pollution-free version."

Yu Zhengdu almost no words: "...you obviously can choose not to watch."

Zheng Yan: "But it's very good, you know, the landlord made a story of jumping off the ghost last week. Wow, the head of the jumping ghost is really down, really good chicken is scary..."

As if to prove that he said it was good, Zheng Yan pulled the post he was carrying to the latest update, and went to eat Amway according to the metaphor: "Look, super exciting."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Forced to eat Amway.

Title: Huang Quan No Inn - My Hades Tourism Diary

......

88896l: ... The geeks are warm and hospitable, personally took me to visit the local attractions. The fly in the ointment is that he can't control his head from time to time, and walks with his own head, it looks very Deaf people - Fortunately, I am not a person, but I am not afraid.

During the play, the jumping ghost told me about a small mistake he made during the ghost. He went to the mourning reception of a dead friend that night, and drunk and drunk, not to return to his graveyard. But he returned to his former residence.

When the jumping-off ghost was alive, he was deceived by a friend and went bankrupt. The building that jumped under the gloom of the glory was Xu’s own instinct. When he went back to his former residence, he happened to hit the friend who had jumped off his building and went back to look for his property documents.

After the death, everything happened, and the ghosts who jumped off the building didn't want to be entangled with the man. Unexpectedly, when he left the friend's hall, he accidentally stepped on a yellow character. As everyone knows, there is a certain probability of stepping on the yellow sign to appear in the sun. Possible.

The ghost who jumped off the building that night drank the wine, and the spirit was scattered, and it was faintly present. His friend had a ghost in his heart, naturally scared the soul, and hid under the table in an emergency, expecting the ghost not to bend over (this rumor) I don't know where to come from, I will test it if I have time. I think that I can't see him when I jumped off the building.

Jumping from the building was also unwilling to see him, but he was drunk, one did not control, and the head fell down again, just like when he jumped out of the building - unfortunately, just hiding from the table with that The next friend was face to face, bloody, scared the friend with a heart attack, lying in the hospital for half a year.

88897l: Lying in the trough, I imagined the picture, I was scared to cry.

88898l: The landlord continues, and the last time the car accident ghost has no follow-up?

88899l: Mom, I don’t dare to hide under the table anymore.

88900l: The landlord will be good to edit, where come so much whimsy!

88901l: I like the style of the landlord, which is a nonsense.

88902l: This is the life of not doing things, and not afraid of ghosts knocking at the door in the middle of the night.

......

Yu disputed and looked at the number of pages in the post, suddenly shocked: "... Is the heat so high?"

This post actually has a quick reply of 100,000.

Zheng Yan spread his hand: "The netizen's ability to withstand is stronger than I think."

Yu Zhengdu: "...mainly you are too weak."

Zheng Yan pretended not to hear, saying: "I did not expect users to like this post so much, it seems that there are many other forums reprinted..."

When he talked about this, he was still very embarrassed. He really just wanted to scare the netizens at first. He didn't expect the netizens' singularity to be so heavy. The post was getting hotter and hotter, and people constantly asked him to continue to update every day.

This time, the publishing house that came to the door to seek cooperation is actually not the first one. It is the one with the most sincere price. Zheng Yan also knows that the ghosts in the underworld are generating income. If it can be published, maybe it will be Can bring a real income to the real travel blogger, so after he thought about it, he decided to come to the metaphor for negotiation.

The point of consideration for Yu Zhengdu is basically the same as that of Zheng Yan, but it is more than Zheng Yan’s thought. If the story of Yin is published in Yang, it can not only earn the copyright fee, but also assume the function of partially balancing the balance of yin and yang. As long as the content that may reveal the secret of the underworld is deleted, the other parts have a positive warning effect on Yang.

Since ancient times, the ghost story has been ridiculed by ghosts, and it is now equally applicable.

Yu Zhengdu quickly negotiated with the merchants, and then Luo Feng’s staff came forward to get in touch with the original author, explaining the passing of the incident. The original author was also very happy that his travel diary was so popular in Yang, and soon I agreed to the publishing authorization. Of course, due to well-known reasons, the copyright of Yangyang can only be attributed to Luo Feng, and Luo Feng will then pass the royalties to the original author in the form of agent division.

......

The post of the Yinjian Forum will be published in Yangshuo. The news of successfully earning the currency of the Yang Dynasty spreads. The ghosts and ghosts of the Yin have generated unprecedented creative enthusiasm. Later, other works of the subject matter have been successfully adapted and published. After these ghosts are reborn, the copyright has truly become The exclusive copyright of Luofeng is not repeated here.

During this period, Zhao Ruola submitted a long-term leave request to the company and went back to accompany her mother for the final journey.

Zhao Ruola’s father passed away a few years ago, and her mother’s body is not very good. The reason why she chose to return to China when she was in the middle of the day was partly to accompany her mother.

This point, Yu Zhengdu and Shangyu are all aware, so Shangyu is very happy to give her a holiday, and let her continue to extend the holiday if necessary, and the work will be temporarily topped.

However, Yu Weidu did not receive the information of Jiaoshanyu for a long time. He told him that Zhao Ruola’s mother was in a bad situation. The hospital had noticed that it might be in these two days.

After Yu Weidu received the news, he was very heavy. After obtaining the consent of Zhao Ruola, he went to the hospital with Shang Hao to visit Zhao Ruola and her mother.

Zhao Ruola’s mother is already very weak, with a tube in her nose and sleeping.

Zhao Ruola was on the side of the hospital bed and his face was pale.

"erica, life and death, you don't worry too much." Yu contends to comfort.

Zhao Ruola sighed: "I have been working at Luofeng for so long, of course I know, you don't have to worry about me."

That is to say, the corner of the eye is still unable to control, two tears slipped down, her hands covered her face, and the voice became sobbing: "Just, just..."

Zhao Ruola has always been strong, and she is even more invincible in the workplace. This is the first time she has shown such a fragile appearance in front of people.

Yu Zheng took a shot on her shoulder: "I understand."

He said with some self-deprecating: "When you go to work in the local government, you can only watch your loved ones die. Death is probably the most fair thing in the world."

"In fact, when my mother was seriously ill, I used to think about the idea of ​​a life and death book..." Zhao Ruola suddenly said.

Yu Zhengdu and Shangyu looked at her, and Yu said that if he wants to cross: "But you don't."

Zhao Ruola showed a reluctant smile: "I am a technician, this is the basic ethics."

Life and death are the most fair thing between heaven and earth, and Luo Feng’s technology is to maintain this kind of fairness. No one can look into life and death. Even if he is facing his mother, Zhao Ruola still chooses to stick to his own bottom line. .

Yu argues that his heart is full of emotions. Only such a character as Zhao Ruola can be qualified as a technical leader of Luo Feng.

Of course, fortunately, she has kept the principle without checking, and the number of peeks is technically feasible. In actual operation, it will bring disaster to me.

Shang Yang stood on the side and looked at him with no expression. He was never ignorant of life and death. He suddenly said: "The living always sees the living world too important."

Zhao Ruola looked up at him.

Yu Zhengdu coughed a little and slammed the slogan. Shang Yan continued: "But there is nothing wrong with it. People's feelings are wonderful, perhaps because of this, they feel that their lives are too short."

As he said, Zhao Ruola’s mother woke up and stumbled and reached out to the bed: “If...what if...”

She was mad at her hair and her voice was dying.

Zhao Ruola quickly took her hand and listened to her all kinds of embarrassment.

“Is this your boss and colleague?” Zhao’s murky eyes looked at Shangyu and Yu’s struggle. “Please, please... please help care for Johor...”

"She has been alone... never told us to worry... but how can we not worry about it..."

Yu Zhengdu’s key point: “Auntie, you can rest assured.”

Zhao Ruola showed a terrible laugh: "Mom, I will take care of myself."

"You..." Zhao’s mother tried hard to raise her hand to touch her face, and eventually she could not make up her strength. "Mom is gone, don't be sad."

"I am not sad." Zhao Ruola shed tears. "You can rest assured."

"Oh..." Zhao mother sighed long and slowly closed her eyes.

Soon, the medical staff came in, and the doctor checked the situation of Zhao’s mother. Zhao Ruola said: “Ms. Zhao, the festival is changing.”

Zhao Ruola nodded and buried his face in the palm of his hand.

Yu is also a bit uncomfortable in his heart. He wants to comfort her and doesn't know what to say.

He glanced at the merchant blankly, and the merchant took his hand and patted him on the back of his hand.

Suddenly hurt, a light voice suddenly came from the ward: "Oh, old man, is it really you?"

It is the voice of Zhao’s mother.

Yu was surprised and looked up. He saw Zhao Ruola also raised his head.

I saw the busy medical staff around the bed, and Zhao’s body was lying peacefully on the hospital bed, and there was no breath.

In the middle of the ward, an old lady’s soul is holding a mobile phone and happily making a phone call: “Is the technology in the underworld so developed?”

"What is the ghost circle?... is the circle of friends? Then I will download one."

"...and the news of death news? Is that the news of my death? Those old friends have received it?"

"That's great, I haven't danced square dance for a few years, so I can get together."

"Hey, I just died, a lot of people don't understand... OK, then you come over and pick me up. I am at the People's Hospital. I am going to the hospital to wait for you."

Zhao Ruola looked at the mother's ghost and talked happily in the sky, opened his mouth, and finally did not say anything.

After a while, Zhao finally remembered something and turned to look at Zhao Ruola.

Zhao Ruola quickly buried his face in the palm of his hand and pretended to be unaware of it.

"Old man, daughter is here too, do you want to take a look at it?" Zhao asked, there was no idea what she said, she slowly put down her mobile phone, her face showed a smile, "If you want, you want Ok."

After saying this, she took her cell phone and went outside the ward.

Far from hearing the voice of her call to old friends: "Right right, I am just dead, dance together."

"Lao Zhang has already reborn? Unfortunately, I can't see the last one..."

......

Zhao’s voice gradually drifted away, leaving the two Luofeng employees in the ward.

Shang Hao nodded: "Forgot you can see the ghost."

Zhao Ruola: ==

Yu Zhengdu:==

"Sorry, I am late." Jiao Shanyu ran in breathlessly, looked at the hospital bed, and comforted Zhao Ruola. "Erica, people can't resurrect, you don't be too sad."

Zhao Ruola slowly exhaled: "I am not sad now..." Really.

Jiaoshan Yu:? ? ?

The author has something to say: The setting of jumping off the ghost is not original. It is a ghost story that I have seen before. I borrowed two points: "Ghost can't bend down" and "jumping down the head". This story is quite famous. Someone should watch it. Yes, the online can be found, the original story is quite scary, everyone is cautious at night.

Programmers and product managers don’t share the same feelings about Party A and Party B.

Lan: I really didn't think that erica was so indifferent!

Today, I bought the skirt for Peggy crowdfunding (x2k novel reading network)