I can feel my heart almost skip a beat,

When I saw an infected, when I reached the top,

Though one standing only, how could I fight it?

Oh it's running towards me! Oh well, OH SH*T!

But yeah, I did it anyways, because this monster is after me!

Oh life what the hell, I didn't ask you for this to bring,

I asked for riches, a career, and maybe a fling!

I stopped myself from other thoughts, as I hear it getting closer,

What should I do to escape the brink of death?

This is no time to be a loser.

I stopped on my tracks and held my bag, that's been with me ever since I climb,

No, I won't run away, I'd fight my fears this time.

Just kidding, he was really close when I realized my stupidity,

I ran for my life, before it could eat me,

I can't fight the undead, I don't even watch the walking dead,

All I do, is watch comedy shows and go to bed.

Then for some reason luck was on my side,

As I was running the zombie suddenly slide!

It fell to its second death and it's head explode at the impact,

God I thank you for saving me, please don't yet take me back.