Nightmare Corrosion
Chapter 655 Why persecute a salted fish!
Luen's attempt to reinvent the suit rabbit ended in failure.
Due to the influence of an unknown force, after Luen modified the consciousness of Rabbit in Suit, the latter's behavior became even more crazy and nonsensical. He always performed all kinds of frustrating behaviors with a serious attitude. The young Bacon suffered miserably. .
Faced with this situation, Lu En originally planned to create a new consciousness, but he soon changed his mind and decided to go into battle himself to explore and understand the truth of this world.
Of course, in order to better cover up, he also set up a "grumpy old man" character template for himself.
In short, after a series of twists and turns, when it was about to get dark, Bacon, who was huddled in the corner with his quilt in his arms, opened his eyes wide, with an indescribable look of shock on his face.
"You said you are a god from another world? Are you here to save this world?"
"A great being that even gods cannot resist has launched something called an evolutionary game in our world. Not only does it want us to kill each other, but its final goal is to destroy the world?"
He couldn't help but repeat what Lu En said, with a hundred disbeliefs in his eyes!
If this talking rabbit hadn't suddenly appeared in front of him, and it was extremely violent and terrifying, he would have been no match at all. I'm afraid Bacon would have laughed out loud at this time. He is already 17 years old, so he is not as easy to deceive as a child!
"Then you should go to the police or government staff. Don't you know the police phone number?"
He scratched his head, "I'm just an ordinary high school student. I just woke up and haven't even brushed my teeth. You suddenly tell me about saving the world. How about I think about it first?"
He looked at the violent suit rabbit carefully, and made up his mind to call the police as soon as dawn and let the government handle this kind of thing.
He just wants to be a comfortable salted fish quietly. Why should he save the world with a rabbit?
Isn’t today’s ordinary life delicious?
Unlike ordinary teenagers who are full of whimsical ideas, Bacon is a young man with no ambitions, or a Buddhist type. His biggest wish is to happily play games, read novels, and then be filled with happiness during the holidays. Water rising to heaven.
The end of the world, huge disasters, etc. are completely out of his scope of consideration.
If the world ends, it means that no new games will be released, salty fish authors can be upright and confident in discontinuing updates, and even Happy Water will cease production. Thinking of this kind of day makes people shudder.
Bacon shook his head, putting aside the terrifying illusion, and looked at the rabbit in the suit longingly.
Although Lu En couldn't read minds, through capturing mental fluctuations, he understood nine out of ten of Bacon's thoughts. He suddenly opened his three-petal mouth and gave a weird smile: "You can try to call the police or tell other people, but I I guarantee that no one will notice my existence except you!”
"You will be regarded as a lunatic, mentally ill, far away from your comfortable family and warm bed, sent to a mental hospital, and finally die miserably."
Lu En's flat and emotionless description immediately made Bacon's hair stand on end: "Hey, we have no grudges. There's no need to treat me like this. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?"
"How about I recommend another person to you, the captain of our school's basketball team. Not only is he tall and powerful, but he is also fully interested in saving the world. You will definitely get along very happily. Why bother involving me? ?”
"That's fine. Are you sure you want to give up this opportunity?"
The suit rabbit seemed to ponder for a while before asking.
Only a devil wants this kind of opportunity!
Bacon cursed in his heart, and was about to say the word "sure" when he suddenly had a sudden impulse and blinked his eyes: "Well, let me ask, if I give up, will anything bad happen, such as killing me?" This memory was deleted or something?"
"That's not true. Deleting memories is actually very troublesome, especially now. I always pursue a simple and direct approach!"
Lu En looked at Bacon with a half-smile.
The latter pricked up his ears and asked cautiously: "What method?"
"If you want to escape from the evolutionary game, you can only die. Since you voluntarily gave up your qualifications, don't worry. I will help you fake an accidental death without any flaws. Tell me, how do you want to die?"
"Falled down from a building and died? Was crushed by a flower pot? Stumbled and knocked his head while walking? Drowned in the bathtub? Hit by a car? Poisoned by eating poisonous food?"
"I personally recommend being hit by a car because it's more convenient."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Before Lu En could finish speaking, Bacon jumped up from the ground with a loud scream, and swallowed hard: "I have decided that saving the world is mine, and no one can compete with me!"
"Did you just now?"
"I just didn't wake up from my sleep just now, but now I have figured it out. If I don't go to hell, who will!"
Bacon was righteous, crumpled up the quilt at his feet and threw it on the bed.
"The boy is teachable!"
Luen grinned.
"I'm very pleased that you have such determination, so let's start right away. If you want to save the world, a strong body is essential. Starting today, I will develop the most rigorous training plan for you. Become a strong person quickly!”
"Um, is it going to be the harshest one at the beginning? Can you transition to a simple mode first?"
Bacon had an ominous premonition in his heart.
"From now on, you have to do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and run 10 kilometers every morning."
"You'd better kill me!"
After hearing half of it, the young Bacon collapsed on the bed with lifeless eyes, his eyes full of complaints against the world.
It would be better to kill him than to want a Buddhist salted fish to do this every day.
"Training begins, go out for a run now!"
Snap!
Lu En snapped his fingers, and Bacon immediately jumped up as if he was whipped by a whip soaked in pepper water, and the intense pain immediately filled his body!
"This move is called mental whipping. It will not cause any harm to the body, but it will make you redefine the concept of pain. I'll count to three."
Bang!
Before Lu En finished speaking, Bacon rushed out of the room, washed his face and brushed his teeth as quickly as possible, and started running.
"Hey, son, where are you going?"
His mother looked confused, and only got a vague shout.
"I'm going for a run!"
Just run, why does it feel like there's a ghost chasing you?
The mother shook her head, yawned, and went back to her room to sleep.
And Bacon was suddenly whipped while running!
Snap!
"Slow down, pay attention to your breathing rhythm, there are skills to running!"
"Ah!"
Bacon couldn't help but scream out, the pain of mental whipping is not something that ordinary people can endure.
However, history has proved countless times that pain has a great role in promoting the formation of good habits, and for the young Bacon, the nightmare has just begun.
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