Nine Uncle World, I have a choice
Chapter 026
A series of sounds like muffled firecrackers came out, and the pants behind Ah Wei’s back were wet at a speed visible to the naked eye.
A strange smell instantly filled the entire gate.
Ah Wei’s face turned green, and he wanted to run to the hut quickly, but this would bring another unbearable colic in his stomach.
In pain, he couldn’t stand up, squatting on the ground and desperately covering his stomach, cold sweat broke out.
The pain alone is enough, but there is also a foul smell that goes straight to the nose.
This is sour, it is estimated that only Ah Wei who will be able to experience it.
He is also the captain of the town’s security team, and he can be regarded as a person with a head and a face.
But now in the courtyard of the Ren family, in front of so many servants and people he liked, he was incontinent.
Such a humiliating thing to his hometown made Ah Wei want to die at this moment.
“I’ll go! Ah Wei, you are crazy at the gate to pull, hurry to the hut,” Liu Dong, who was standing inside, heard such a voice, his face changed instantly, shouted, quickly chanted the mantra and made a handprint.
“Clear Wind Curse!”
Immediately, this small spell was released against the gate, but it was just a wave of qi, sweeping towards the gate, rushing all the stench that poured in outside.
In this way, you can avoid the sin of your nose
But seeing Ah Wei so ugly, my heart was full of joy.
Deserve! So that you have nothing to provoke labor.
In addition, he also secretly wondered about the power of the side effects of the stomach pain curse, so that Ah Wei could only support it to the door, and he couldn’t bear it.
“Huh…” Ren Tingting turned around with a disgusted face, pulled the corner of Liu Dong’s clothes and said, “Brother Liu, let’s go upstairs soon, we’re going to stink to death.” ”
“No need to go upstairs, I’ve already used the Breeze Spell to drive out all the stink.”
Liu Dong still wanted to see what effect this enhanced version of the belly pain spell would have.
Tingting listened to him say this, sniffed with her nose, saw that there was really no smell, sighed with relief, and her pretty face relaxed.
But when I think that this is the gate of my own home, if I continue to let him stay, then how will I live here in the future.
Thinking of this, Tingting turned her back to the gate and shouted: “Cousin, don’t go to the hut soon, don’t be at the gate.” ”
At this time, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng originally did not want to eat dog food and went out, but they did not go far, but just walked around.
Hearing the shouts from this side, I thought something was wrong and hurriedly ran over.
Seeing such a humiliating scene of Ah Wei, the two people were first so smoked by the stench that they hurriedly covered their noses, followed by a very unceremonious sneer.
“Wow! Stinking…… Stinks to death……. Captain Ah Wei, do you want to be so domineering, diarrhea can be so domineering, dare to be convenient in front of the gate of the Ren family, except for you, no one really dares to do this. ”
“It stinks, it stinks……. Bullish! Captain Ah Wei is indeed the captain, and the places chosen by La Shi are so tall. ”
At this time, in addition to the two of them who quietly led over, the people in the courtyard also came one after another, smelling such a stinky smell, and seeing Ah Wei squatting outside the gate.
These subordinates covered their noses and pointed at him.
“This is also too smelly, what is this Young Master Wei Biao going to do, how can it be convenient here.”
“My God, isn’t Young Master Wei crazy, dare to be convenient here, the master will be angry to death.”
“Crazy, Young Master Ah Wei must be crazy…”
……
This will ease the pain in Ah Wei’s stomach a little, and the originally wrinkled face will be slightly relaxed.
When he heard the mockery of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, he still thought of saying a word or two.
But before the words could be spoken, I heard the comments of these people.
He realized that this was really a big trouble, if only Ren Fa knew that he was pulling shi in front of his house.
Then don’t say that you want to marry Ren Tingting in the future, I’m afraid that this Ren family gate will not be able to enter.
Thinking of this, his face became very ugly, and he knew that he could not stay here.
Hurriedly carrying his trousers with his hands, he stood up and ran towards the gate of the compound with his head bowed.
It’s just that he just ran a few steps, and a few more earth-shaking stinky farts popped up, and then there was another dull pop.
A new round of stench quickly spread from him.
The subordinates who were smoked around, as well as Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, covered their noses and stepped back.
“Stink! Stinks to death…”
“This is also too smelly, what is Young Master Ah Wei eating…”
“Oh my God, it’s going to knock me out.”
……
“Come back, don’t!” Ah Wei cried and cried, and his footsteps did not dare to stop, and he rushed out while shouting.
Seeing him run away so embarrassed, Ren Tingting was angry and wanted to laugh, raised her hand and gently patted Liu Dong, strangely said.
“Brother Liu, you are also too bad, making people’s yards stink.”
“Haha, there’s no problem with this, I’ll go outside and release a few wind spells later to drive away the stench,” Liu Dong said with a happy smile.
At this time, Ren Fa and Ninth Uncle walked out from the upstairs study and stood at the entrance of the stairs, Ren Fa looked down, saw that there was no movement, and asked.
“Tingting, virtuous nephew, what happened outside just now, why is it so noisy.”
Ninth Uncle looked at Liu Dong with a strange face, but did not speak.
Just now, he heard Ah Wei’s shouting, and he always felt that this captain must have been cleaned up by his apprentice.
“Dad, my cousin is too uncompetitive, at the gate of our house…” Tingting immediately pouted to find Ren to make a complaint, but the following words, she is a girl’s family is really difficult to say.
With the previous series of things, especially Ah Wei twice to belittle Liu Dong, she now hates him very much.
“What is this bastard doing in front of our door?” Ren Fa asked loudly with a straight face.
“Father-in-law, Captain Ah Wei, pull shi at the gate,” Liu Dong pointed to the gate.
As soon as Ren Fa heard this, his face was instantly livid, and he ran down angrily, shouting at the subordinates who were surrounding outside.
“! Where are the others, come people, put Ah Wei in the hut for me, and me off. ”
As soon as Ninth Uncle heard this, he immediately knew that this was definitely his beloved disciple, and he deliberately made Ah Wei ugly.
But not much was said.
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