Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

She finally understood why the guy hid in Yunying Village after she kicked him out of bed, because he has always been a fitness freak, and here are all simple-minded and well-developed muscle men, and he can be regarded as "like-minded" ".

"Listen, I'm..."

Tsunade was a little uncomfortable to be seen by a group of big men. He cleared his throat and was about to reveal his identity, but the surrounding ninjas shouted and rushed up.

After all, this woman dared to go directly in front of the Raikage Building to provoke him. If it disturbed Mr. Jianyu Thor's lunch break and made him blame him, no one could take the responsibility.

Therefore, all Yun Ren couldn't wait to win Tsunade.

"Catch her and take her to the interrogation room to torture her!"

One Kamijin shouted sharply, and rushed to Tsunade first to attack her.

"A bunch of idiots."

Tsunade shook his head, his eyes widened, and without saying a word, he raised his fist and smashed it towards the ground under his feet.

Boom!

As her fist landed, a terrifying force spread to the ground, and a louder explosion sounded in front of the Raikage Building.

At this moment, with Tsunade's fist as the center, several huge dark cracks spread in all directions, each of which is dozens of meters long and two or three meters wide, causing the streets to collapse and the houses to collapse.

The ground nearby was shaken violently by this punch, as if a magnitude 10 earthquake had occurred.

Under such a shock, those Yunyin ninjas who surrounded Tsunade suddenly stumbled, either falling to the ground with one butt, or falling into the crack and being caught in the ground.

In Rai Ying's office.

"Hum... hum..."

The ghost shark was naked and panting heavily. After completing his daily fitness training, he pushed the one-ton barbell back to the rack and sat up from the dumbbell bench.

Now that he is a six-level powerhouse, fitness can almost be said to be negligible and negligible for his strength improvement.

However, he likes the feeling of sweating, and he likes to think about some problems while exercising. For him, fitness is a way of life.

"Lord Thor, you have worked hard."

Samui and Azabuyi finished their training, and hurriedly came forward with cold water and a towel, and served them meticulously.

At this moment, a loud noise came from outside the window, almost shattering the floor-to-ceiling windows of the office, as if something fell from the sky into Yunying Village.

what happened?

Samui and Mabuyi looked suspicious, and were about to go to the window to check, but there was another unexpected loud noise, accompanied by a strong vibration, and they almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, the ghost shark stretched out two big hands, one left and one right to support their bodies, protecting the two in their arms.

"Why is she here? Isn't she still angry?"

The ghost shark said to himself, and after a little perception, he was sure that the person who was making trouble outside was Tsunade.

"Lord Thor, is your friend visiting you?" Samui raised his head from his arms and asked with a look of surprise when he heard the ghost shark muttering to himself.

"Well, it's an old friend of mine. She's just like that. Don't be surprised."

The ghost shark sighed, then sat back on the chair and instructed Samui, "Please go down and pick her up. If she continues to go mad, the Yunyin ninjas and villagers outside will probably enter. hospital."

"Yes."

Hearing this, Samui didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly trotted out of the office and hurried downstairs.

"Lord Raikage, this friend of yours... is she a **** in the sky just like you?"

Azabuyi came behind the ghost shark, and asked curiously while massaging his shoulders with skillful techniques to relieve muscle fatigue.

"She? Just a grumpy woman."

After the ghost shark finished saying this, he narrowed his eyes and concentrated on the massage of the linen clothes.

In front of Raiying Building.

"You guys who don't have eyes can see clearly, my mother is the sixth generation of Mizukage Tsunade, let me do it now... let that **** of thunder get out for me!"

Tsunade took off the hat on his head, threw it aside, and then put his hands on his hips and scolded the cloud shadow ninja who fell to the ground.

Tsunade? Wait, she said she was... Tsunade? !

After Tsunade revealed her identity, everyone in Yun Yin was stunned for a moment, then opened their eyes wide and looked at her beautiful and delicate face with horror, and cold sweat suddenly flowed down from behind.

Tsunade, who single-handedly defeated the 50,000 ninja coalition, killed a woman like killing a dog, the legendary "God of Ninjas".

The strongest ninja.

The various legends of this woman are widely circulated in the ninja world, and no one knows it. Especially in Yunying Village, which has always admired the strong, Tsunade's name is even more resounding.

Unexpectedly, this **** of ninjas will suddenly come to Yunying Village, and it seems that the comers are not good.

Could it be that she is here for Lord Jianyu Thor?

After realizing this, the expressions of the Yunyin ninjas changed drastically. If the **** of ninja and the **** of thunder, Jianyu, fight, it will be an earth-shattering battle, and if you are not careful, it will cause Yunyin to cease to exist.

"Master Tsunade!"

At this moment, Samui finally rushed downstairs, and when she heard Tsunade's registration number, she also fell into a huge shock. However, she quickly regained her senses and walked quickly to Tsunade.

"Lord Thor, please come to his office for a chat." Samui bowed to Tsunade and made a respectful gesture of invitation.

Tsunade heard the words, folded her arms across her chest, and glanced at the crowd casually. Everyone was silent, and no one dared to look at her.

Even Samui trembled slightly, and sweat ran down his cheeks, past his chin, and dripped onto his chest.

This woman's sense of oppression is so strong that she is on a par with Thor.

Just when the atmosphere at the scene froze to the extreme, and when everyone was about to suffocate under the pressure of Tsunade, Tsunade put down his arm and spit out two words to Samui:

"lead the way."

"Please come with me." Samui breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly brought Tsunade into the Raikage Building.

dong dong dong!

In the corridor, there was a crisp sound of high-heeled shoes, and the two women walked in the direction of Raikage's office one after the other.

Tsunade looked at Sam Yi's slender back, frowning slightly.

Blonde, white, beautiful, big breasts... This young ninja named Samui is surprisingly similar to her in every aspect of appearance.

"You are that Thor's secretary? That guy has a good eye." She asked suddenly, with a slight sarcasm towards the ghost shark in her tone.

"Lord Tsunade, thank you for your compliment. I am very fortunate to be appreciated by Lord Thor and have the opportunity to do things by his side." Samui replied respectfully, grateful.

"Hmph, what a simple woman. Be careful he has other plans for you." Tsunade snorted coldly and reminded Samui kindly.

"Master Tsunade, you misunderstood."

When Samui heard the words and understood what Tsunade meant, he blushed at first, and then subconsciously defended the ghost, "Lord Thor is like my father, he is not the kind of person you said. Please take back what you just said. what was said."

"Well, when I didn't say it."

Tsunade shrugged and stopped talking to Samui. But she immediately said to Huo Di in her heart: "Huo Di, you see it, as soon as that guy ran outside, he was messing around with flowers. When will you wake up and stop being deceived by him!"

From Tsunade's point of view, men are all the same, whether it is a dried persimmon shark or Jiraiya, they can't change their romantic nature and belong to the same raccoon dog.

"Tsunate-sama, I and Oni-sama are soul mates. We are destined to not be together in the way of ordinary human men and women. So, even if he has an intimate relationship with other women, I don't mind."

The live cockroach said with a smile.

As a slug that has lived for thousands of years, it doesn't care much about the gender concepts and red tape of the human world. For the living scorpion, the thing that it appreciates most about the ghost shark is that he can give up the human body at any time in order to become the strongest and greatest creature.

How can such a person indulge in the affairs of men and women?

"So you're blaming me?"

Tsunade stopped and said angrily. Maybe the speaker of the live cockroach has no intention, but the listener of her is intentional - the live cockroach said that it can't be with the ghost shark, isn't it because Tsunade has been obstructing it?

"Tsunade-sama, what's wrong with you?"

Samui turned his head and asked in a low voice when he saw Tsunade standing there with a displeased expression.

"It's alright." Tsunade ignored the live scorpion for the time being, and after seeing the office door at the end of the corridor, he walked directly over.

After approaching, she found that the door was ajar, and a young woman's voice came from inside.

"Lord Thor, are you feeling more comfortable, do you need my hand to go down a little further and use more force?"

Then, a man's voice familiar to Tsunade rang: "Well, you are very talented. I haven't been so relaxed for a long time."

What is this **** doing in there?

She frowned, pushed open the door with a bang, and rushed in. It turned out that it was a girl with long white hair and a wheat complexion who was giving a shoulder massage to a burly man.

"what!"

Tsunade's sudden intrusion startled Azabuyi and made her stop her movements.

The ghost shark slowly opened his eyes and met Tsunade's eyes.

"It's really you."

Tsunade's eyes flashed and he said solemnly. Although the man in front of her didn't look like a ghost shark at all, she could see through the man's true face at a glance through his eyes.

"I said, as for you chasing here, that night, I didn't really do anything to you." The ghost shark spread his hands and complained helplessly.

Um?

This sentence made Samui and Mabuyi **** up their ears at the same time, shocked. It sounds like there is a story between Thor and Tsunade, the **** of ninjas?

"You **** bastard..."

Tsunade gritted his teeth and made no secret of his inner killing intent, and the temperature in the entire office instantly dropped to freezing point.

"Don't be so excited, you scared the girls."

The ghost shark hurriedly persuaded Tsunade to extinguish the fire, and winked at the two secretaries, signaling them to step back first, and he wanted to be alone with Tsunade.

Samui and Azabuyi looked at each other, bowed to them respectively, and then withdrew together.

"Who is this blonde woman?"

Outside the door, Mabuyi asked Samui in a low voice. When she learned that the other party turned out to be the sixth generation of Mizukage Tsunade, she couldn't help but open her eyes and cover her mouth.

At this moment, a loud bang came from the office, and it seemed that something had been smashed.

The two who hadn't walked far, quickly reopened the door and looked into the office, only to see Tsunade punching the desk, smashing the large solid wood desk in half.

"Lord Thor, Lord Tsunade, what happened? Are you... okay?"

Samui dared to ask, if the two people in the office really fought, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"Don't be nervous, Tsunade and I are reminiscing about the old days. Please go and prepare a table of banquets and serve the specialties of our Yunying Village. By the way, don't forget the tender chicken and soju."

The ghost shark smiled slightly and instructed the two of them.

"Yes." The two of them didn't dare to be negligent when they heard the words, and immediately rushed to prepare.

"Speak the truth."

Seeing the two secretaries leave, the ghost shark stood up, sat on the sofa, and explained to Tsunade, "The reason why I came to Yunyin is because of the Jinyin brothers. These two guys were used by Nagato to filthy soil. For those who were reincarnated and resurrected, Nagato gave them the task of controlling Yunying Village and finding the ultimate weapon hidden in Yunyin—the Chakra Energy Cannon. This cannon can destroy the sacred tree of Wuyin with just one shot and bury it. The whole village. So after I got the news, I naturally came to stop it at the first time and resolved the crisis..."

He talked eloquently, and what he said was half-truth, so convincing that Tsunade couldn't find a point to refute.

It turned out to be so.

"So, what are you going to do next, stay here as Raikage?" She crossed her arms and looked down at the ghost shark sitting on the sofa.

"It's not a bad idea. You see, your current identity is Suiying, and my identity is Raikage, or we simply represent Yunyin and Wuyin, and become allies, forget it, what do you think? "

The ghost shark joked.

"Is it interesting? What's the difference between what you're doing and playing a house with a child?" Tsunade sneered and sneered, feeling that the ghost shark was very naive and had no interest in playing role-playing games with him.

"I'm just joking, it's fine if you don't agree. However, you've come here, stay and have a meal before leaving. The Wagyu beef in Yunying Village is delicious, and the barbecued meat is paired with high-concentration shochu. Absolutely."

Ghost shark sent an invitation to Tsunade, and added at the end, "Of course, I know you are very busy. If you don't have time, forget it, don't force it."

Facing the ghost shark, this superficial invitation to dinner is actually a polite remark to evict guests.

"Mother has time."

Tsunade raised his eyebrows, as always, he chose the opposite, sat down on the sofa opposite the ghost shark, and cocked Erlang's legs.

So that night, Yunying Village held a grand dinner to entertain the distinguished guest who came from afar, Mr. Tsunade.

The news spread quickly, and there was another huge uproar at the high-level meeting tables of other major Ninja villages...