Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

"Hey, this is my younger brother, who just turned thirteen years old, don't do anything to others."

Seeing this, Tong Cao Ye dragged the wine **** over and hugged him left and right.

He drank and ate meat until late at night.

During the banquet, after Tong Cao Ye had a good time, his consciousness gradually became blurred.

Not because he drank too much alcohol, but because he was drugged in the wine—it was a high-quality drug that Gui Shark got from Mute, and he found a chance to use it as soon as he got it.

Seeing that the time was almost up, the ghost shark said to the two drink girls, "You can go back now."

After the two left, he slowly narrowed his eyes, stared at the Tongcao Yebairen opposite, and asked in a tentative tone:

"Brother Tong Kusano, can I touch... your big knife?"

55. Iron Head

"Uh... Feel free to touch it, don't be polite to Big Brother."

The grass and wild bait man burped and said in a daze. Before he finished speaking, he fell on the wine table with his head tilted, and fell asleep.

It is indeed a drug that is formulated by mute, and it is really easy to use.

The ghost shark observed for a moment, and after confirming that the other party could not wake up for a while, he finally stepped forward.

Picked up the dull knife on the floor and cut it.

This ninja sword has a huge hammer at one end and an axe attached to the other end with a rope. The attack method is to chop with the axe first, and then hit the axe with a hammer to add strength.

Claimed to be able to defeat all defenses.

"So, does this knife have attributes like 'strength' or 'defense breaking'?"

The ghost shark secretly said, without any hesitation, he even activated the cheating device and devoured it.

buzzing.

The blade of the blunt knife slashed violently, and soon it turned into a stream of light, entered the ghost shark's body, and finally stayed in his... brain.

The bones of his head quickly became extremely hard after absorbing the force of the blunt knife.

Especially the forehead, the top door and the back of the head have been strengthened the most.

The human brain is very fragile, and the head does not have many muscles that can be exercised like other parts of the body.

Any ninja, once the head is directly attacked, will die on the spot in a serious situation. Even if he is lucky, he will leave various sequelae, such as dementia or concussion.

This is obviously different from another vulnerable part of the human body - the lower body.

In the ghost shark's view, although the lower body is also very fragile, it is not fatal.

A man, even if he is injured and becomes a eunuch, will only experience temporary pain, but in the long run it will have some benefits.

Because the secretion of male hormones in eunuchs is greatly reduced, it will reduce the damage to the autoimmune system and make people live longer.

For ghost sharks.

The arrival of the blunt knife is simply a timely rain, making up for the most vulnerable part of his body that needs protection the most.

The ghost shark raised his hand and tapped his forehead a few times with his knuckles.

"Clang clang clang!"

Suddenly, there was a crisp metal crashing sound, as if his skull was made of steel.

Now, his head is not only "indestructible", but also inherits the characteristics of "breaking defense" with a blunt knife, and can use the headbutt to inflict powerful attacks on the enemy.

Simply put, it's Iron Head Gong.

After absorbing the blunt knife, the ghost shark was refreshed, and then looked down at the unconscious Tongcaoye.

When the person wakes up and finds that the knife is gone, what should I do?

For this question, the ghost shark has long been prepared.

I saw him take out a storage scroll, spread it out, and then use the psychic technique. With a "bang", he summoned a copycat blunt knife to cut it.

This is naturally the masterpiece of the ghost lamp full moon. He quietly stuffed the scroll over before the ghost shark set off, saying that it was guaranteed to be exactly the same as the genuine one, and he couldn't even tell the difference.

The ghost shark put the dummy knife back on the floor.

If Tong Cao Ye didn't find it, it would be fine, even if he found that the blunt knife was out of the bag, so what, anyway, this knife has become the skull of a ghost shark.

If it's a big deal, turn your face and start the fight directly.

After all, today's ghost sharks are not what they used to be, both their own strength and their status in Wuyin Village have been greatly improved.

No need to be so careful.

Thinking of this, the ghost shark put his hand on Tong Caoye's shoulder and shook the latter to wake up: "Brother, wake up, this store is about to close, we should go back."

"Well... The shochu in this store has great stamina."

The grass and wild bait man rubbed his forehead and muttered in confusion.

Then he picked up a blunt knife and cut it with one hand, and put the other hand on the shoulder of the ghost shark, and was supported by the latter and walked out.

When I came to the street, a gust of cold wind blew, which made people sober a lot. Looking around, it was almost late at night, and there were only twos and threes of pedestrians left on the street.

The ghost shark glanced at the drunk Tong Cao Ye, and planned to bring this guy back to the hotel first, and then find a place to test the newly acquired ability.

The two had just walked a few steps.

"Ouch~" Tong Caoye suddenly stopped and vomited while lying on the trash can by the side of the road. It didn't end for a long time.

The ghost shark could only stand there and wait.

During this time.

The izakaya next door was also closed, and a few people came out, also full of alcohol.

The ghost shark's pupils shrank.

Because, these people walking towards him turned out to be the famous Konoha Sannin.

Orochimaru looked slightly drunk and didn't seem to drink much. Jiraiya is so drunk that he can't walk steadily on the road, and he competes with some Tongcaoye.

And Tsunade's drunken state was between the first two, half drunk and half awake, and was being carefully supported by his apprentice Mute.

"Big brother, it's cold outside, let's go back to the hotel quickly."

The ghost shark whispered to Tong Kusano, picked up the latter, and then quietly leaned against the roadside, passing by Orochimaru and the others.

"Master Tsunade, watch out for your feet, there is water here."

Mute was holding Tsunade, looking down at the road ahead, and when he looked up to see the ghost shark passing by, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, showing a surprised look.

I didn't expect to meet this guy in this place in the middle of the night.

Orochimaru discovered the ghost shark earlier than Silent.

His pair of golden snake pupils exuded some kind of bewitching eyes, falling on the ghost shark, and suddenly the corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled slightly towards the latter.

The ghost shark didn't see it, and helped Tong Cao Ye away without squinting.

"Wait, stop!"

A clear drink suddenly came from behind.

Tsunade.

While she was half-drunk, out of the corner of her eyes, she saw a somewhat familiar figure passing by, and then suddenly remembered, wasn't the other party the one who caused her to lose the gamble?

"Mute, did this guy lie to you a lot?"

Tsunade pointed at the back of the ghost shark, and asked Mute beside him angrily.

When she was eating at an izakaya tonight, she came to Mute and asked about the latter's abstention from the Chunin exam. At the same time, it was also learned from the latter that the ghost shark took the silent poisonous note, the poison bottle and the hidden weapon device.

Mute heard the words, and hurriedly explained in a low voice: "Lord Tsunade, it's not like that, I have a fair deal with the dried persimmon ghost shark."

Without the help of the ghost shark, her chances of passing the second exam would be very slim, let alone being promoted to Chunin.

"Fair shit, he is bullying you! I am your teacher and I want to get this justice back for you."

Tsunade was very dissatisfied with Mute's weak character, rolled up his sleeves without saying a word, and walked towards the ghost shark full of alcohol.

"Wow!"

Behind Tsunade, Jiraiya rushed to the side of the road, holding on to the telephone pole and vomiting, not knowing what happened.

He told Tsunade all his thoughts tonight, only to be ruthlessly rejected by her again. Jiraiya, who could only use wine to drown his sorrows, just drank unconscious.

Although Orochimaru wasn't drunk, he didn't mean to dissuade Tsunade at all. Instead, he folded his arms and watched the play with a smile on his face.

The situation...not so good.

56. I am confident in my skull

The ghost shark originally planned to slip away in a low-key manner, but unexpectedly, he was still being targeted by the drunken mad Tsunade.

At this moment, he hid behind Tongcao Yebai without hesitation, and pushed the big brother he just recognized out as a shield.

Maybe it was because Tsunade's murderous aura was too strong.

Um?

Tong Cao Ye was agitated and instantly sobered up a lot.

When he saw Tsunade clenching his fists and approaching aggressively, he couldn't help being stunned on the spot, and after regaining his senses, he shouted sharply, "What's going on?!"

"The big nose that gets in the way, get out of the way quickly, I'm going to teach the guy behind you."

Tsunade waved his hand and let Tong Kusano roll aside.

Tong Kusano's expression changed, especially when he saw the legendary Konoha Sannin, his aura instantly weakened a bit.

However, after all, he is one of the seven members of Kirikin's ninja swordsman, and he is called to and fro by Tsunade like this, where should he put his face?

In this situation, Tong Cao Ye couldn't retreat even if he wanted to, so he could only bite the bullet and go up.

"What's the matter, make it clear first and then do it! Even if the ghost shark makes a mistake, it should be handled by Wuyin, and it's not your Konoha's turn to point fingers."

Tong Cao Ye was stern, and a mouth shot was fired, trying to make Tsunade stop.

It's a pity that not everyone is Naruto Uzumaki, and the effect of Tong Kusano's mouth can be counterproductive.

"Noisy."

Tsunade murmured impatiently, and suddenly strode forward, a powerful airflow erupted from his body, and punched Tong Kusano's big nose.

not good.

Tong Cao Ye's expression changed greatly, and he quickly raised his blunt knife to cut, and blocked the end of the axe in front of him.

With a "bang", Tsunade's fist hit the axe.

next second.

"Crack."

With a crisp cracking sound, in the horrified eyes of Tsukurano, with Tsunade's fist as the center, countless cracks spread to the axe body.

One end of this ninja knife was torn apart like this, turning into a pile of metal fragments and falling to the ground.

It's not over yet.

Swish.

Tsunade gave another roundabout kick, hitting the hammer at the other end of the blunt knife, causing it to fly out of Tong Kusano's hand, not knowing which sewer it flew into.

The blunt knife slashed, and in just a few seconds, only a piece of rope remained in Tong Cao Ye's hands.

Is this the strength of Konoha Sannin, how could it be... so strong?

Tong Cao Ye knelt on the ground with a plop, unable to accept this cruel fact.

Of course he wouldn't know that the blunt knife Touka was so vulnerable when facing Tsunade because it was dropped by a ghost shark, and it was a fake.

Tsunade's drunken behavior was doing the ghost shark a favor.