Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

"You **** thing..."

Mr. Fuji gritted his teeth, lost his mind, and rushed up to kill ghost sharks.

Um?

The ghost shark's eyes froze, and he shot out with lightning. He grabbed the collar of Mr. Fuji, like a dog, and roughly lifted the latter up.

next second.

Whizzing.

The two elite Jōnin bodyguards of Mr. Fuji suddenly appeared, and one of them grabbed the wrist of the ghost shark and said coldly:

"Let go!"

The other person even showed a sharp forbearance knife, and directly put the cold light on the tip of the ghost shark's neck.

"You are looking for death."

The ghost shark narrowed his eyes and said a classic line of the villain, killing his heart suddenly.

He participated in the filming of this film, and starred in his true colors.

Because, the ghost shark is always ready to do fake dramas, incarnate into the real villain, and kill the nasty employer Fuji and his two dog legs together.

In other words, he is real.

"Crack!"

At the critical moment, Director Yamamoto shouted and rushed up, hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. It's just filming, don't get excited."

Tsunade also arrived in an instant, stretched out his hand, and removed the ninja sword that was on the neck of the ghost shark. Then he frowned and said to both sides:

"Have something to say."

When the ghost shark heard the words, his murderous aura gradually dissipated, he let go of Mr. Fuji, turned his head and protested to Director Yamamoto:

"After I came on stage, he didn't act according to the script, and the lines were wrong."

"Uh, this..."

When Director Yamamoto heard the words, he showed an embarrassed smile and looked carefully at Mr. Fuji.

"I'm tired, let's be here today."

Mr. Fuji said coldly, took a deep look at the ghost shark, turned around and walked away.

His two bodyguards also followed without a word.

"Ugh."

Director Yamamoto sighed as he watched the back of Mr. Fuji leaving.

Then, he turned around and said to the ghost shark earnestly:

"Mr. Ghost Shark, I don't mean to say that you are not good at acting. On the contrary, your villain is too engaged in acting. It would be better if you could keep it a little bit. Do you... understand what I mean?"

"I see, Director."

Gui Shasha nodded thoughtfully, frowned and pondered for a moment, then said, "You want to warn me that really good acting skills should be reserved and reserved, and you should listen to thunder in a silent place. Is that so?"

He really wants to further hone his acting skills.

Because ghost sharks believe that using words, expressions and body movements to deceive the enemy is an important part of Unrestricted Taijutsu.

"Well, you got it right."

Director Yamamoto nodded in relief, thinking more and more that Oni Shark is a natural actor.

Such a talented acting seedling, it is a pity to be a little ninja.

Thinking of this, he shook his head regretfully and turned away.

"Hey."

At this moment, Tsunade came up, patted the ghost shark on the shoulder, and said casually, "Just now, thank you for helping me clear the siege."

She is not stupid.

She could see that the ghost shark deliberately kicked Mr. Fuji's **** with a ball, so that the latter did not take advantage of her.

Oh?

Ghost shark didn't expect Tsunade to think this way. He was simply too deeply involved in the play, and it was just unpleasant to see the protagonist.

Hence the behavior.

However, since Tsunade is self-motivated, the ghost shark will not miss this opportunity.

He was not polite at all, and Zhang Mou took the opportunity to ask Tsunade for a favor:

"I helped you, should you give me something in return?"

69. You have a child

Facing a ghost shark who asks for favors as soon as he opens his mouth.

"What in return?" Tsunade frowned slightly.

"Do you have any advanced intoxication medicine there, preferably the colorless and odorless kind, which can make elite Junin unwittingly attack and lose their combat effectiveness. Just give me a bottle."

The ghost shark looked at Tsunade with burning eyes, thinking about the kind of drug she used to bring down Jiraiya in the original book.

Tsunade heard the words and snorted coldly:

"I already knew that you had other plans, and I don't have that kind of thing."

As soon as the voice fell, he flicked his golden ponytail and brushed away with the ghost shark, leaving only a faint scent of a woman, circling in place.

Ghost Shark shook his head, went into the locker room to change his suit, and was about to finish work and go home.

When he was passing by the logistics of the crew, he overheard a conversation between two employees.

"That dry persimmon ghost shark, where did he come to film, he clearly came to eat. He ate eight people's weight by himself, and he was a rice bucket." One of them complained.

"Don't prepare a lunch box for him tomorrow. This is what Mr. Fuji told me when he came to inspect in the afternoon. Starve this guy to death!"

Another person who seemed to have a higher position said coldly.

This crew is too stingy.

When the ghost shark heard these words, he was a little unhappy, didn't he just eat a little more than the others, as for this?

never mind.

Starting tomorrow, let the snow girl cook at home and deliver it.

The ghost shark thought so and returned to the seaside villa.

the next day.

After a night of time, Mr. Fuji seemed to calm down.

He has a movie star dream in his heart. In order to realize this great dream, he has to temporarily let go of his dissatisfaction with the dried persimmon ghost shark.

However, once the film is finished, the shark guy is useless, it is the moment to remove the grind and kill the donkey.

Fuji-kun thought so, and passed by the ghost shark with a sneer.

The morning shoot went well.

Soon, it was time for lunch.

A dining table was set up on the beach, and a luxurious meal sent from the hotel was placed, which made people move.

With a smile on his face, Fujiko politely invited Tsunade, Mute, and Director Yamamoto to join him for lunch.

Tsunade glanced at the crowd, and was surprised to find that only the dried persimmon ghost shark was sitting on the pony in the corner without food.

"What's going on?" She turned to the director and asked.

"Maybe there's not enough lunch today. It doesn't matter, that guy is strong, it's no big deal to be hungry."

Mr. Fuji gave the ghost shark a playful look, and spoke first, and with a gentlemanly manner, he opened the chair beside Tsunade and made a gesture of please.

Tsunade's face sank, and he immediately understood the reason.

"I'll go over there."

She left a sentence and walked towards the ghost shark.

"Is it because of the incident yesterday, that Mr. Fuji didn't even let you eat rice, it's a bit too much."

Tsunade came to the ghost shark and said apologetically.

Everything is because of her.

"It's okay, someone brought me food. She's already here."

The ghost shark said indifferently, and waved in the direction not far away.

Oh?

Hearing this, Tsunade looked in the direction the ghost shark beckoned, and sure enough, he saw a young and beautiful white-haired woman carrying a large wooden basket and hurried to the set.

"Slow down and be careful to fall."

The ghost shark stood up and greeted the snow girl.

"Mr. Ghost Shark, are you starving."

Seeing that the rest of the crew were eating, Xue Nu looked apologetic. She has been busy in the kitchen since the morning, and she has to take care of the children in the middle, so she came a little late.

"I'm not hungry, but you worked hard and cooked so many dishes. Have you eaten?"

The ghost shark took the wooden basket and asked with concern.

"Well, I ate it."

Xue Nu hurriedly nodded, but as soon as she finished speaking, there was an unsatisfactory gurgling sound in her stomach.

She is too busy to have time to eat.

"Let's eat together."

The ghost shark smiled, lifted the wooden lid of the basket, took out the steaming food, and placed it on the small table next to it.

Among them, there is a delicious plump tender chicken, and a bottle of fragrant shochu.

Tsunade on the side saw this scene, his eyes lit up and he swallowed.

Soju and tender chicken are her favorite foods.

"Would you like to eat together, call Mute over too."

The ghost shark suddenly invited Tsunade.

"OK."

Tsunade froze for a moment, readily agreed, and immediately waved to Mute.

Compared with Mr. Fuji's table of delicacies from mountains and seas, she still prefers this kind of civilian food, drinking and eating chicken.

So, a man and three women sat on the pony, around the small table.

"Right, this is..."

Tsunade looked at Snow Maiden with curious eyes.

"Let's eat first, the dishes are going to be cold." Ghost Shark helped her open the wine bottle, and the aroma of the wine suddenly overflowed.

"Then I'm welcome."

Tsunade didn't ask any further questions, picked up the shochu and took a swig. Then, he broke off a big chicken leg with his hands and gnawed it with relish.

No ladylike image.

"Let's start too. Mute, eat what you like, don't be restrained."

The ghost shark said, picking up a piece of chicken breast and putting it in his mouth.

The reason why he specially asked Snow Maiden to prepare soju and tender chicken was to attract Tsunade, a big foodie.

And the reason why he invited Tsunade and Mute to dinner was because he had put laxatives in advance during the meal of Mr. Fuji.