["Abominable! Sasuke, you didn't even tell me earlier! Naruto puffed up Sasuke off camera. [

Then introduced to the audience in front of the screen: "This is Sasuke Uchiha, my best friend's saying!"]

"Hmm! That's right, Sasuke is my best friend! Naruto was embarrassed for a second when he heard this description, and then he decisively admitted.

Hearing this, Sasuke snorted softly like a coquettish milk cat, but did not say anything, but the side of his ear was a little red.

["Gee! All said I don't want to enter, stupid crane tail! Sasuke opened his hand and folded it hard, but Naruto dodged it, "Hehe, want to fight?" Sasuke.

["Come on, get out?" [

The two looked at each other, and suddenly it was like thunder and fire, and sparks splashed! ] [

Each mobilizes Chakra and is ready to go.] 【

"Brother Naruto, Sasuke, Brother Sasuke! Stop fighting! You two don't fight anymore! [

Konohamamaru, who just came out of the bathroom, looked at the two of them facing each other, for fear that he would usher in the first Waterloo of his non-career and live broadcast accident! ]

[So he moved and learned that a girl from the Asura Field Center he had seen in Konoha's school shouted at the two with a shrill voice and a look of wanting to cry. ]

【"..."]

The air stood still for a while.

On-screen and off-screen.

【"Disgusting!! The two of them vomited in the direction of the camera.

The smile on Konohamaru's face faded away, "Why?" Why do you do this to me?

"Who did you learn this from?" It's disgusting! Naruto rubbed the goosebumps on his body viciously, and his face was spoiled.

We would also like to know.

Konoha Maru, what's wrong with you? Konoha Maru?

Is the spirit okay?

It shouldn't be that the pressure of the four battles is too great, and the children in the village are insane.

Hey ~ the war is really terrible.

The ninjas of the different ninja villages all showed sympathetic expressions.

(Between the thousand hand pillars: Hahahahaha, monkey, your grandson is so cute hahahaha.)

(Sarutobi Hinata: ... Oh, hehe saw laughed at Hatsuyome-sama.

This is karma!

The ape of the Pure Land Flying Sun Chopper raised his head and roared, and he flew the Sun Slash, and the retribution of peeping with a crystal ball in the office finally fell to his grandson.

It's pitiful and pathetic, and it's a pity!!

(Uchiha Tajima: Ninjas in later generations really don't do anything serious, but want to learn useless things.)

["Isn't it good? Brother Naruto, I think I learned to be very advanced, what do you think is the chance that I will be selected if I apply for an actor? [

It would be better if I could personally play the protagonist of the book written by Naruto's eldest brother at that time, wow!

Naruto touched his chin and pondered for two seconds, then patted him on the shoulder, "I think your ninjutsu is very good, then again, how is that ninjutsu practice of yours?"

[Even if he deliberately lowered his voice, Sasuke could still hear it clearly, and couldn't help but roll his eyes at the tail of the crane.

[Obviously, before the broadcast, Konoha Maru repeatedly stressed that he could not mention 'color seduction', and the crane tail did not listen to it at all. ] [

Oh, no, only listened to the half, after all, he really didn't say the three words 'seduction'.

"Wait? Naruto actually learned to change the subject?! I'm not mistaken! Shikamaru, who had dead fish eyes, widened his little eyes sharply, and his face was full of disbelief.

Hearing this, Ding Ji, who was watching the play, also reacted, and after a pause for a second, he said very inscrutably, "Shikamaru, you don't understand this, people will change." "

“...... You're right...... Trouble is dead.

"I don't think you feel any trouble, isn't it quite tasteful?" Ino pierced his previous fake sleep and laughed fiercely.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes again, muttering something like that's really troublesome.

[Konohamaru shook his head desperately, waved his hand repeatedly, and almost wrote the refusal on his face, and Naruto happened to be a person who couldn't read other people's faces very well. ]

[Thinking that he had not grown at all for so many years, so he was disappointed, he let out a long sigh, "Since this is the case, then there is no way back." [

"Let the master teach you a few tricks personally."] [

Naruto at this time, he has long forgotten the existence of live broadcasting, and is dedicated to showing new techniques to lazy disciples. 【

"Optimistic! "

Wait, Brother Naruto! [

At this time, it was too late to shout.

【【"The ultimate mysterious super color seduction technique! [

Bang!! [

In an instant, white smoke filled the air, and Naruto, who was standing in place, was replaced by a slim figure.

The men stared at the screen with wide eyes, and the women clenched their fists, desperate to smash the screen with one punch.

["Sasuke-sama~~Konohamaru-sama~~" The coquettish voice sounded, and in the thick white smoke, the tall plump sister flew towards the two with flaming red lips and flew a flying kiss. "

Poof!!"

Sasuke instantly spewed out the tea, coughing into tears, and then stared at the tail of the crane next to him with wide eyes.

", what are you doing, Sasuke."

"Are you too embarrassed to ask?!" Sasuke's face turned red with anger, and he reached out and grabbed Naruto by the collar, ready to teach him a lesson!

Naruto quickly stopped him, "What for?" That's not what I said! "

He was quite aggrieved.

"It's obviously the guy on the screen!"

"That's you too!"

"No, that's not me!"

"That's you!"

"No matter, if you want to hit me anyway, I'll go shopping in the short book street tomorrow with that look!"

"Click!! click" The fist itched even more!! "Die!!"

。。。。。。

In the hospital.

Haruno Sakura was completely stunned, and the needle in her hand fell to the ground without noticing.

Looking at the woman on the screen, she unconsciously had a nosebleed.

"How so? Do I like girls? Sakura looked skeptical.

Otherwise, how could he have a nosebleed on the female version of Sasuke?! Damn it!!

That's right, Naruto transformed into the enchanting and mature female version of Sasuke!!

[Seeing that both of them were almost petrified, Naruto said proudly: "How is it?! ] This is my ultimate mysterious weapon!! Even I can't resist it..."]

[Before he finished speaking, a grass sword was slashed around his neck. 【

"Naru! Person!

"Oops, I forgot Sasuke is here too! As soon as he looked up, he met Sasuke's murderous Sharingan, and Naruto trembled with fear, and immediately changed back to his own appearance with a strong desire for survival.

"How do you want to die, tell me."] [

Of course, this is not over, our Sasuke-sama's anger is not so easy to dissipate, asked him compassionately.

"Hehe, Sasuke, let's discuss it.

["No discussion, you give me death! "]

On and off the screen, there was a Naruto being beaten.

The second-generation Hokage Senju was a little unbearable to look directly at him for a while.

Not wanting to be known, he knew a guy named Naruto Uzumaki.

He didn't even want anyone to know that he was from Konoha Village.

So ashamed, so embarrassed, help....

Therefore, the lust technique must be resolutely sealed into the forbidden technique!!

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