No Jokes Here

Lin Qian sat quietly on the computer chair and looked at the test results on the table.

Lung cancer, advanced stage.

The doctor said he had at most three months to live.

Of course, when he said this, the doctor's attitude was also a little unconfident.

Three months is the most optimistic result, and there is a greater probability that he will die in less than three months.

The only thing that comforted Lin Qianan was that he had no father or mother since he was a child, and had no worries.

The tens of thousands of dollars that Kari had saved was also sent to the orphanage, and now he has more than 3,000 living on him.

Life and death are a matter of life, he has already done what he can do, and the rest is to pass the last period of time with peace of mind.

"Cough cough~ cough cough~"

A violent coughing sound came out. Lin Qianan endured the pain in his lungs, and with trembling hands, he skillfully picked up the painkiller and the water cup on the table.

"Cough cough~ cough cough cough~"

However, before he could take the medicine, he coughed again, and the opened water glass was poured directly on the table, soaking the computer host below.

Lin Qian'an's expression changed slightly, but the severe cough and the pain in his chest made him unable to stop what was happening.

Crackle~!

The next moment, as expected, a burst of sparks flashed on the computer host, a burst of smoke rose, and the computer went black.

While coughing, Lin Qianan struggled to lift the water glass and cut off the power, and then collapsed directly on the chair, staring at the ceiling with dull eyes.

Fu Wushuang and misfortune do not come singly. The house leaks when it rains overnight, and the ship is late and hits the wind.

Sometimes, people are unlucky, and things really don't go well!

Don't even think about it, this computer will definitely be scrapped.

However, in the days and nights of these four years, it has worked hard enough, and it is time for it to rest.

Exactly, it took a step first, and then I went to accompany it.

After a long while, the pain in Lin Qian'an's chest eased slightly. He struggled to get up on the chair and looked at his computer host.

But at this moment, his expression froze directly on his face.

The original black plastic case has now become a silver-white metal case full of technology, and although the power has been cut off, the transparent protective case on the side is still shining with colorful lights.

In front of the chassis, a large colorful "stalk" is appearing there. Judging from the depression around it, it seems to be the power-on button.

And not only the host, but also the monitor, keyboard, and mouse connected to it have also changed.

They also turned into a silver-white metal appearance full of technology, and the display size seems to have become larger?

He remembered that his monitor was only 24 inches, but now it seems to be at least 30 inches, right?

Is it extremely Tailai?

Looking at it, Lin Qian'an's breathing became a little slower, but the pain in his lungs made it difficult for him to continue thinking.

In desperation, he picked up a tissue and wiped the blood spilled from the corner of his mouth due to coughing, picked up the water cup, took a glass of water from the water dispenser beside him, then picked up his painkiller and swallowed all the water. down.

With the help of painkillers, after a while, Lin Qian'an recovered slightly. He looked at the silver-white metal case, and slowly reached out and touched the stalk.

Ka~!

With Lin Qian'an's light touch, a crisp sound came out, and immediately the monitor and the mouse and keyboard lighted up, and a colored "stalk" appeared on the monitor.

A second later, the computer turned on, revealing a white desktop.

There is nothing on this desktop, only a software icon of "Stalk Game" at the very center.

The color of this software icon is very special. If Lin Qianan can describe it, it is "colorful black".

Lin Qianan shook the mouse, and an arrow also appeared.

The operation is not much different from the normal operation of the computer before.

He placed the mouse arrow on the only software icon, and after hesitating for about a second or two, double-clicked to open it.

【The game is activating...】

【Binding host... 】

【Binding succeeded...】

Three system prompts quickly appeared on the computer monitor, and then a simple panel appeared in front of Lin Qian'an.

Host: Lin Qianan

Purchased games: none

Cleared games: none

Stem Points: 0

This panel is directly displayed on his retina, not in the computer.

As Lin Qianan thought about it, the panel disappeared.

He thought about it again, and he could make it appear.

is a very simple operation.

Lin Qian'an returned his gaze to the computer. On the monitor, a simple operation interface was displayed at the moment.

There are two options at the top of the interface, one is playable games, the other is the game store, and there is an exit option in the lower right corner.

Lin Qianan first clicked on the option of playable games, and there was nothing in it, it was a pure white interface.

Clicking to return, Lin Qianan opened the game store again.

In it, there is an ink painting style game icon that looks like an ancient man wearing a hat and a cape.

On the icon, the font "10% off for a limited time this month" is displayed in red letters. Below the icon is the word "Jianghu", which seems to be the name of the game.

On the right side of the game icon, there is a number [10], which is mostly the purchase price.

Unsurprisingly, it should have been purchased with the stalk points that I saw on the panel just now.

Lin Qianan clicked on the icon, and a system prompt appeared in front of him.

[Hint: Do you need to spend 10 points to buy the current game? 】

There are two options, "Yes" and "No".

Although he guessed that he couldn't buy it, Lin Qian'an clicked yes.

At the same time, another system prompt appeared.

[Hint: Your stalk point balance cannot buy the current game, please collect enough stalk points to buy again! 】

[Tips: The stalk points are carried by the stalks themselves and cannot be obtained from the game, so players need to collect them by themselves. 】

Lin Qianan fell into silence and began to enter a state of thinking.

Although he is just a street writer, he is no stranger to the things in front of him.

There is no doubt that this is an extraordinary event, and according to the extremely coincidental routine, it is most likely his golden finger.

However, unlike the system in the novel and the other cheats, it seems to be relatively simple and inflexible. Lin Qian'an tried to ask questions in his mind and did not get an answer, and the current role did not appear to be too much.

It is speculated that the game can be played through this computer, but the benefits of the game itself are uncertain.

Of course, there may be no benefits, even if it is a simple game.

But there is no doubt that this may be his chance to solve the cancer and survive.

However, where should the stalk point come from is also a question.

After thinking for a while, Lin Qianan took out his mobile phone and began to inquire about the meaning of the word stalk.

Although he usually plays tricks, he is not particularly clear about the specific knowledge.

After a while, he got the answer he wanted.

Generally speaking, memes refer to the jokes composed of some more popular languages, videos, pictures and so on.

It evolved from the homonym of 叏叏 in cross talk.

And most of the people who like to play tricks are young people.

After a little thought, Lin Qian'an could infer what the stalk might be.

He opened a video software on his mobile phone and logged in to a video website.

This is a video website "Beep Station" that young people like to use most of the time, and most of the current memes are spread from it.

Afterwards, Lin Qianan searched for the keyword "stalk".

A series of videos came out.

Some of the famous meme videos at the top of the chart have hundreds of millions of views.

Lin Qianan clicked on the first video and played it. It was a video of a macho dancing. The picture quality was a little blurry, but it was very magical.

Many of the actions in it are used to play tricks.

After the video was played, Lin Qianan did not see any system prompts.

Afterwards, Lin Qian'an played several more popular videos one after another, and those were considered to be very terrifying videos. Lin Qian'an even clicked on a cross talk video.

But it turned out that none of them responded.

Lin Qianan tried out the pictures, emoticons, and even the famous passages in the novel.

However, there was no response.

The thoughts in his mind changed, and Lin Qian'an had a clear idea in his head.

Pictures, text, and videos are not acceptable.

Either he didn't find the correct way to collect them, or the virtual items were not considered stalkers.

Of course, it is also possible that the meme identified by his golden finger is a relatively special item, and not all memes can be recognized.

Lin Qianan thinks this probability is very high.

If it is the collection of physical objects, where should he go?

Lin Qianan started typing on the notepad of his mobile phone, and left three locations, namely "roadside stall", "auction" and "antique street".

This is the location he has determined according to the novel stalk he has known since he wrote the novel.

The routines of the ancient novels are all the same. Under normal circumstances, the protagonist's adventure location cannot be separated from these three places.

Buying good things at roadside stalls to get golden fingers, picking up leaks at auctions, and pretending to be on the street with antiques are all well-written and refreshing plots.

Therefore, these locations are often used to play tricks.

Lin Qianan divided the three locations into pros and cons and analyzed them.

In the case of the auction, the money he has now is undoubtedly unable to even pay a deposit for entry, so the priority is directly placed at the bottom.

Then the rest is the antique street and roadside stalls.

There is a lot of asking prices in Antique Street, and it has its own set of unspoken rules. Lin Qianan felt that if he was not familiar with the routines, even if he saw the stalk, it would be difficult to get it.

Relatively speaking, roadside stalls are very suitable.

Sell ​​everything, have everything.

And the price is basically no more than five hundred yuan.

It's not difficult for Lin Qianan to buy something from it.

Of course, the premise is that there really is the "stalker" he needs.

Without too much hesitation, Lin Qian'an shut down the mutated computer and covered it with a sheet, then put on his clothes, put on a mask, planned the route on the navigation map, and then took a taxi and left.

Now he has to race against the **** of death.

The sooner he activates the golden finger, the more hope he will have.