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In space, a huge space battleship has locked onto the earth, which is an advanced civilization from the centaur constellation.

And on Earth, nations are meeting to discuss how to deal with them.

The purpose of this advanced civilization is to invade the earth and obtain the scarce resource of stalks.

Before that, they bombarded the capital of the United States, killing tens of millions of them, proving their own force.

The manipulator Lin Qian'an led Long Yimang up, and the avenue stele smashed those space battleships, easily defeating the fifth-level power among them.

Long Yi unfolded the real world and easily protected the earth, and at the same time destroyed their weapons.

Everything went so smoothly, the intelligent life of those advanced civilizations exclaimed that there are eternal beings on the earth, and began to choose to evacuate.

However, in the next moment, a terrifying existence beyond the fifth level came directly outside the earth.

Its appearance does not look much different from the people on Earth, except that its skin is purple and its body is three meters tall.

[Yayashi Rosa: Home? Are you the guardian of this planet? 】

Ye Yaxi's way of appearing on the stage is a bit special, and Lin Qian'an can see some traces of conceptual ability.

[Lin Qian'an: Watcher? Is it your classification of the strong? 】

Ye Yaxi shook his head slightly.

[Yeyaxi Rosa: You are wrong, the watchman, it is our name for the protector of civilization, so tell me, are you the watchman of this civilization? 】

[Lin Qian'an: That's right! Your civilization intends to invade our civilization, and we will not agree. 】

Ye Yaxi shook his head again.

[Yeyaxi Rosa: You are wrong again. It is a kind of protection for you to be ruled by a civilization with immortals. The ones who are really eyeing are those evil masters who are waiting to come in different spaces. Now You guys can't fight against those powerful existences at all, but once you surrender to our Rosa civilization, you don't need to worry about these! 】

[Lin Qian'an: Sooner or later, I will have that kind of power. You don't need to worry about it. Where did you come from? Where do you go back! 】

Hearing the sound, Ye Yaxi sighed with emotion.

[Yayashi Rosa: You are wrong. You have no idea how far the distance is from the eternal to the immortal. You seem to be only one step away from the immortal now, but this step may be as far as the universe. Destroy what you can't get over. 】

Lin Qianan couldn't bear it.

[Lin Qian'an: It's your fault, uncle! You know that you are wrong, right? I'd like to see if you have a pig's nose with an onion in it! 】

Boom~!

The avenue obelisk was raised, and directly suppressed Ye Yaxi.

[Ye Yaxi Rosa: Forget it, let me show you the gap between us. 】

When the sound fell, Ye Yaxi stretched out his palm, and lightly resisted the avenue obelisk, preventing it from falling down half a minute.

Even if the dragon scales on Jia's body are shining brightly, it will not help.

[Lin Qian'an: Wanjian Qinglian Jue! 】

The Ruyi Qinglian Sword flew out, turned into a huge blue lotus flower, and bombarded Ye Yaxi with 1.18 million Taoist swords.

Facing this attack, Ye Yaxi's expression remained unchanged.

[Yayashi Rosa: It's useless! 】

While speaking, he waved his hand slightly, and an invisible repulsion came out, easily bounced Qinglian away, and those Dao swords attacking him were also knocked away one after another.

【Long Yi: And me! 】

At this time, Long Yi and a real world suddenly smashed towards Ye Yaxi.

However, as soon as it landed on top of Ye Yaxi's head, it was shattered and crushed by an invisible terrifying force.

[Yeyaxi Rosa: You lack the knowledge of immortality, the power of immortality, to some extent, even surpasses the universe itself, we can freely survive in the chaos of the boundless void, in essence, you can even put Immortals are regarded as beings at the cosmic level. 】

[And you, at most, are just a star in the universe, and the gap is completely incalculable. 】

After saying this, Ye Yaxi looked at home.

[Yayashi Rosa: Now, have you made a decision? 】

[Lin Qian'an: Be you a watermelon! 】

After finishing speaking, Lin Qian'an read the file directly, allowing the time to go back to the moment before their invasion.

At this time, the inspiration value owned by the family is 330,000.

Ever since he finished writing "God Slayer", Lin Qian'an has been accumulating inspiration points and has not used them.

The purpose is to deal with these disasters at critical moments.

Just right now.

The manipulator took out the pen and paper, and when the inspiration points were consumed, the golden font fell on the paper.

The words "Pioneer" slowly appeared.

Facing such an enemy, only the miracle of infinite possibilities can defeat him.

After writing 3.3 million characters, Lin Qian'an directly chose [Manifestation].

The golden font is solid, and the screen quickly shows the story after Jia became a pioneer.

When Nian shot and killed the giant bug with a bow of miracle, the story also ended, and it returned to reality and became the home.

[Hint: You have written a long novel and gained 0 experience points. ]

Inexperienced ones were added.

Lin Qianan was not surprised by this.

When upgrading before, there was no experience bar for upgrading.

The current situation is normal.

With a click of the mouse, a bow and arrow appeared in Jia's hand.

This bow and arrow looks like a colorful crystal structure, like a large toy.

But in it, it is the ultimate weapon of miraculous crystal structure.

In the hands of Zainian, he sniped and killed the Void Zerg that swallowed the entire Miracle Universe with one arrow.

At this time, if the family faces Ye Yaxi again, they will no longer have any fear.

Time passed, and soon, the alien civilization from the centaur constellation came again.

This time, Lin Qianan's manipulator found Ye Yaxi directly.

[Lin Qian'an: Get out! 】

An insulting word, but it didn't make Ye Yaxi angry.

He shook his head slightly.

[Yeyaxi Rosa: You are wrong, you shouldn’t be like this, our arrival is a good thing for your civilization, even though you are also immortal, but you alone cannot stop the mutation that happened on your planet, You need my help! 】

The Miracle Bow appeared in Jia's hands, and it was fully drawn.

A colorful miraculous brilliance blooms, illuminating the entire space of the universe.

Ye Yaxi's expression was finally no longer calm.

【Yayashi Rosa: You shouldn't be so arbitrary, it will ruin your civilization! 】

Whoosh~~!

A miraculous arrow pierced through the void and precisely landed on Ye Yaxi's body.

Ye Yaxi exerted his own conceptual ability, and the invisible repulsive force was resisting the arrow.

Boom~!

Colorful brilliance bloomed and penetrated Ye Yaxi's body.

Obliterated traces of his existence.

Even if the aggressor's words are flowers, they can't cover up his ugly crimes.

Lin Qian'an would not have believed that Ye Yaxi would talk to his family peacefully if he hadn't had enough strength to contend with it.

Immediately, Lin Qianan's manipulator teleported out of the earth, and directly subdued all the invading enemies of the Rosa civilization.

So far, the war has been won.

In reality, relevant memories emerged in Lin Qianan's mind.

[They are invaders of Rosa civilization! 】

[What do you mean, you know them? 】

[Have you all forgotten what happened in 1999? 】

【Are you the creature born in that meme? 】

In the secret base, a middle-aged man in a military uniform was talking with his family.

Not long after, they came to the center of the base, where a huge battleship was being maintained by staff.

[This is the Qilin, one of the five saints. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is 20 kilometers long, 4.6 kilometers wide, and 1.7 kilometers thick on average. Five million people have been stored here for maintenance after the victory of the 1999 war. 】

【You mean, there are Qinglong, Suzaku, Xuanwu, and Baihu? 】

【certainly! These should last you enough time, right? 】

[I think it should be enough. I will finish that book as quickly as possible. You delay as long as possible. When I finish writing this book, I will be sure to deal with it even if it is the Immortal. 】

【For the earth! 】

【For the earth! 】

Immediately, everyone began to write quickly.

He racked his brains to describe and write the mighty power of the sixth level.

But he has never seen it before, and he doesn't know what level six should look like, so he can only rely on imagination.

However, his imagination was wrong, so that more and more inspiration points were wasted, but there were not many actual results.

[Ahead of the report, the Suzaku has fallen under the attack of the Rosa civilization]

【Xuanwu damaged】

[The Qinglong left a message at the end, the earth will never yield to the invaders! 】

[Kirin and White Tiger are in a bitter battle]

At this time, a figure appeared beside him.

It was that mysterious person.

The family was very excited to see him appear.

【Can you help me? 】

The mysterious man shook his head.

【These are your own disasters, I can't help you! 】

[Then can you tell me what level six is? 】

[The sixth level is the end of the Tao. Your description is wrong. It is not just an increase in the energy level, but also the ultimate use of the Tao. 】

With the help of the mysterious person, he was finally able to write the sixth level.