Now I have become a god and joined the chat group of all realms

Demon Slayer Uncle Nine:"It's not great compassion, it's just an ideal. Since the immortals and Buddhas don't care about the world, then I will take care of it myself."

Save all living beings:"I won't take action for minor disasters. This is the high and mighty..."

The spirit of the magic sword:"It's obvious that you look down on the common people. How can you compare to my love for all? If you really have a heart, you wouldn't be killed by ghosts and monsters."

Not to mention Uncle Jiu's world, other worlds are also like this.

If the gods can do something, they won't be hated by so many people.

You can say that there are not enough people.

Then you can develop it.

Since you choose to ignore the people of Dawn, don't blame us for taking away their faith.

Sad Lao Gao:"If the gods are really alive, they won't make me so uncomfortable. I accept time travel, but why do you have to torture me?"

Pirate King of the Caribbean:"Maybe you are weird...."

Sad Lao Gao:"You are the one who is surprised. I am now the immortal master of Daqin, and you are the pirate leader."

Pirate King of the Caribbean:"No...No, I am the King of England now, a high and mighty King. Wherever the sun never sets, God's grace is there. I am much stronger than your Master."

Tanjiro:"It seems that you all are very powerful." Chu

Dashanren:"Of course they are powerful. Now the two of them are competing to see who can turn the world into a missionary place for God first. Maybe this is the agreement between men."

Li Laoer:"What agreement? Why don't I remember it!"

Murong Gongzi:"Your own name, remove the"Li", this is their belief."

Li Laoer:"Damn!!! A bunch of old dirty turtles..."

He was still wondering.

How come two people who just met started chatting in a friendly way?

The reason for the relationship is this.

They share the same suffering.

The world of demons.

Uncle Jiu looked at the chaotic chat group of the Ten Thousand Worlds with a faint smile on his face.

He didn't expect that Buddha and Sword Immortal.

They were so weird, not as noble and arrogant as he imagined.

In fact, it makes sense when you think about it.

Only mortals would want to use layer after layer of outer clothes to disguise themselves.

Make a high and mighty appearance.

In this way, the immortals and gods appear great and unattainable.

In reality?

Haha, it's just a facade.

Uncle Jiu sighed and felt that the immortals and Buddhas in the sky were not as close as his own ancestors.

At least the other party would save his life in a difficult moment.

Forget it, why think so much, just practice.

Uncle Jiu closed his eyes and fell into the world of meditation.

The first-level magic he chose was thunder magic.

As a Maoshan person with a good family background, everyone wants to master thunder magic.

After all, thunder represents the righteousness of heaven and earth.

It was more terrifying than fire, wind and earth.

In fact, he didn't know that the power of the primary divine arts was the same.

It was just that the effects were different.

The next morning,

Qiu Sheng rode his bicycle to the charity cemetery as usual.

When he saw the strong young man exercising in the yard, he immediately frowned and scolded:"Who are you, why do you come to our charity cemetery to exercise?"

"You little bastard, how dare you talk to the master like that!"

""What? You are the master? ? ?"

Qiu Sheng was stunned. He took a closer look.

The other person was indeed wearing the master's clothes, and his eyebrows and eyes were very familiar.

Wasn't he the master from more than ten years ago?

Rejuvenation!!!

This word kept expanding in Qiu Sheng's mind.

"Master, have you become an immortal? How come you suddenly became young again?..."

Qiu Sheng ran over, his eyes full of surprise. He couldn't think of any other outcome except becoming an immortal. Uncle Jiu was overjoyed, but pretended to be angry and said,"What nonsense are you talking about? If I become an immortal, do I still need to exercise? How is Master Ren doing?

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"In reply to Master, at 10:00 a.m."

"There's still an hour and a half left, no rush...."

If it were in the past, he would have been the one to catch up with others.

But now.

His youthful appearance would probably scare the man surnamed Ren.

Uncle Jiu could already imagine how people would react when he walked down the street.

I hope you won't be too surprised.

After a while, Wencai woke up. Seeing his master's youthful appearance, he was so scared that he almost fainted.

After asking, he finally understood.

His master's Taoism had improved.

"Master, will you become an immortal in the future? As your disciples, we don't know what kind of blessing we can get."

"Even if I become an immortal, I will kill you first. You are lazy and eat all day long, and you are only fit to be a doorman sweeping the floor!"

Uncle Jiu scolded angrily.

Qiu Sheng was better.

At least he knew how to practice some martial arts.

Wen Cai was not good at anything, and he was the worst sleeper. He was the type that could not be woken up even by thunder. Seeing that his master was angry, Wen Cai pouted, lowered his eyebrows and picked up the broom to work hard.

At about nine thirty,

Uncle Jiu took Qiu Sheng out.

Since knowing that his master was going to change his job, Qiu Sheng also quit his aunt's job and served his master wholeheartedly.

He felt that selling rouge and powder would never have a future in his life.

It would be better for him to study Taoism with his master honestly.

As a result, the master regained his youth overnight, which was simply amazing.

On the way, the neighbors saw Qiu Sheng following a person and thought that some relative had come.

After asking, they realized that it was Uncle Jiu.

"No way, Uncle Jiu is so young?"

"What do you know? He is a master who has regained his youth...."

"hiss...Our town is about to give birth to a god."

"When Uncle Jiu came out for tea yesterday, I saw that he was still like this. He must have become an immortal."

"But doesn’t immortality have fairy light? Why didn’t I see it? I was on night watch outside yesterday!" said a night watchman in a teahouse with disdain.

The tea drinkers next to him sneered,"You are just an ordinary person. How can you see fairy light with your mortal eyes? Even if there is, it shouldn’t be visible to you!"

"That's it....You have a cross eye, you can't even see normal light, how can you see fairy light?..."Hahahaha."

Facing the sneers of the crowd, the night watchman's face turned red.

But he dared to refute.

In the future, if he encounters dirty things, he will have to rely on Uncle Jiu.

In this small town, you can offend anyone but Uncle Jiu.

After all, the world is in chaos now, and there are many monsters and demons.

"I have become a master...."

Uncle Jiu was secretly delighted in his heart, but he pretended to be calm on the surface. After a while, they arrived at the teahouse.

Ren Fa looked at Qiu Sheng and the strange young man, and immediately couldn't help asking:"Qiu Sheng, is Uncle Jiu still busy?"

If Uncle Jiu didn't come, he would feel uneasy.

Don't talk about Uncle Jiu's junior brother, he doesn't believe it.

If there is the strongest, he will only look for the strongest Taoist.

Qiu Sheng coughed lightly and introduced:"This is my master, Uncle Jiu, but he improved his Taoism last night and looked much younger."

"What? Uncle Jiu has regained his youth!!!"

Ren Fa didn't control the volume well and screamed.

Countless people came to watch.

Fortunately, there were servants outside, otherwise they would have rushed in.

Uncle Jiu smiled faintly:"It's not a rejuvenation, it's just that his Taoism has improved a little."

That's what he said.

But Ren Fa didn't think so.

With such a Taoist master, his family's affairs must be much simpler.

For a moment, he looked at the other party with respect.

Even his daughter beside him was shocked and speechless.

A living god!

"I don’t know, Mr. Ren, what do you want to talk to me about?"

""Master, my father wants to move the coffin and rebury him recently. I would like to ask you to look at the Feng Shui. I don't care how much it costs. Do you have time?" If it was before,

Ren Fa would definitely call him Uncle Jiu.

Now that someone else has attained enlightenment, the title has to be changed.

Master is a good title.

Didn't you see that the other party's eyes narrowed? This is the charm of conversation.

If the other party did not deny that he had become an immortal, it would not be an exaggeration to call him Heavenly Master.

Uncle Jiu nodded and said,"Then let's do it now. I was free just now, so I might as well go and take a look."

Ren Fa frowned and said,"Don't we need to find a good day?"

Since we are going to perform a ritual, these are definitely needed.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Jiu said proudly,"No need for those useless things, just follow me now."

Ren Fa understood instantly.

This person's Taoism is strong enough.

He doesn't want anything.

Wow, he is really amazing.

Ren Fa was very fast. He gave an order to the servant and arranged things.

Three hours later, a group of people came to the Ren family's cemetery.

Uncle Jiu just took a look and sneered.

"Master, what's wrong?"

Ren Fa heard the voice was wrong and hurried over to ask.

His expression was very nervous.

This is his family's ancestral tomb.

If something goes wrong, no one can bear it.

Uncle Jiu pointed at his father's tomb and shook his head and said,"You have been calculated. The dragonfly touched the water hole and was made into this state. The ancestors were resentful and the chickens and dogs were restless. Now it has caused a gathering. Your father has become a zombie."

"Ah? No wonder my Ren family's business is getting worse and worse, it seems to be because of this."

Ren Fa was shocked.

He didn't expect it was because of the ancestral grave.

"The coffin head cannot touch the water, and it is sealed with cement, so the Yin Qi is not dispersed. The Feng Shui master really takes good care of your family."

Looking at Uncle Jiu's silver eyes, Ren Fa kept smiling bitterly.

Who told his father to be greedy. He used coercion and bribery to occupy other people's tombs.

Now it's good, if he gets into this state, he deserves it.

"Real man, please have mercy on us, we can talk about our money"

"Don't always talk about money, money, money. Do I need money that much?"

Uncle Jiu looked at Ren Fa with disgust.

He was just a vulgar businessman and he deserved to be taken advantage of.

Ren Fa was glared at and instantly quieted down.

While Ren Tingting watched her father being scolded, she couldn't help but stepped forward and asked softly,"I wonder if the real person has any way to crack this?"

"Simple, a thunder talisman is enough."

In order to show his strength and to recruit followers in the future,

Uncle Jiu made sufficient preparations.

He pointed his finger at the sky, and suddenly a roar sounded in the clear sky.