Number One Player

Shang Yinhe clicked on a standard headline news produced by the UC Shock Department: "Shock! A ghost appears in a mountain village hut! ".

Then he was shocked...

In the news content, the first is a picture that is blurred to the point of being almost completely invisible, and even the inferior PS can make it clearer than this. Then there is a rather fantastical story, in which the protagonist encounters a ghost, fights wits and courage, searches for dragons, escapes with difficulty, and a hero comes to save the beauty.

This is... is it filming the Bald Eagle Country blockbuster?

The back is the serious analysis of experts, telling us how the magnetic field can cause hallucinations, and how the mirage works.

A bunch of mockery in the comments:

"You are not allowed to become elite after the founding of the country, understand?"

"You take a photo and put it on the thickest mosaic, and you can use it as a ghost picture? Xiaobian, news needs to be honest, understand?"

"What about trust between people? You take this picture and tell me it's a ghost?"

"Tell a joke, there are ghosts in China..."

"Tell a joke, China's ghost movie..."

"Upstairs, you're laughing to death, hahahahahahahaha"

Shang Yinhe rolled his eyes and cut out.

He would waste time on this kind of news, and he almost believed it - just when he just saw so many news that also described ghost stories, he really thought that something had happened, and ghosts might actually appear in reality .

And now what...

Hehe, he definitely thinks too much.

Shang Yinhe swiped the screen and switched to another news.

This time, the headline of the news is even more explosive: "The unfilial son jumped on the grave, and the ancestor was so angry that he climbed out of the grave...".

When I clicked on it, it turned out that it was another headline party that deceived feelings.

This news didn't even have the blurry pictures from last time, so I simply used words to talk about the boy's tomb jumping. As a result, he saw his ancestors crawled out of the tomb, and he didn't use 300 words as a whole.

Then there is a long list of expert comments on how the criteria for judging mental illness in my country are, where there are still deficiencies in the management and control of mental illness, and what improvements should be made. It is estimated that there are a full three thousand words.

The ridicule from the comments was even more serious:

"No pictures, no truth."

"It used to be a picture to start the game, and the rest was made up; now I don't need a picture, it's all about a mouth."

"Bounce on the grave, what exactly is the posture?"

"Again, someone escaped from Arkham Asylum! It's time for you again @batman!"

"Am I the only one who thinks that what the guy said is quite true?"

"Honest man upstairs, come and isolate him!"

…

Shang Yinhe is full of black lines, quickly click the upper left corner and exit the comment area.

Could it be that telling unreliable ghost stories has become popular now?

Shang Yinhe stopped clicking on the "ghost story news" whose headlines were more terrifying and shocking. He patiently searched for a while, and finally found a news about the weather.

"The smog in China has become more and more serious, and it has reached the first place in the world! For our future..."

When you click on it, all kinds of texts are off topic. It is said that the smog in Bald Eagle Country, John Country, Hans Country and other countries is very serious, but the current situation of China is briefly mentioned.

Next is the expert commentary. Experts pointed out that smog is a stage that every developing country must go through. London was even a famous smog city back then, but as long as the country develops, the environment will gradually improve.

And also shared N smog tips, reminding everyone not to enter areas with thick smog.

The comment area started a war. This one said how bad China is, and the other said how awesome China is. Leftists and rightists ganged up, each accusing the other of being a "fifty cents party" and "traitors", and the comment with the highest number of likes It is a sigh:

"Huaguo, a fairyland on earth!"

The accompanying picture is the faint outline of the city in the smog, and it really has the taste of a floating cloud fairyland.

Shang Yinhe was happy, and then clicked Return in the upper left corner.

Then he also brushed the news of a chicken farm. No wonder the two boys would complain like this, it turned out that this matter had become such a big deal.

"The price of chicken has risen eightfold! Behind this, is it the decline of morality or the distortion of human nature? 》

When I clicked it was a picture of a steaming roast chicken.

The photo is very tempting, and you can almost feel the fragrance coming from the photo.

Shang Yinhe felt a little hungry.

The accompanying news report is saying that bird flu has once again occurred on a large scale, and countless chicken farm owners have lost their money. The state has intervened and will give certain compensation to the owner of the loss-making chicken farm.

The news section that follows is very sick. The accompanying pictures are all kinds of tempting food pictures. Dongpo meat, pheasant, mixed jellyfish, asparagus, soy winter bamboo shoots, magnolia slices, red and white The color is so bright that it can't be added, and it is very appetizing at first sight.

The accompanying news report expressed in a very innocent tone: Although chicken is hard to eat, there are other dishes to eat! I have a vast land in China, and there is nothing I can't eat. ABCDEFG, there is always one for you.

Shang Yinhe feels very hungry...

Nameless anger began to burn from the belly.

Clicking on the comment area, as expected, there was a wailing and scolding:

"Poisoning late at night, report it!"

"Sure enough, it is the loss of morality and the distortion of human nature!"

"What about your conscience, Xiaobian? Was it eaten by a dog?"

"I actually got hungry watching the news..."

…

Brush, brush, brush, time passes at your fingertips.

The bell after class woke up Shang Yinhe, who was immersed in his mobile phone.

He looked at his watch alertly, two hours had passed!

He made up his mind that he would never touch his phone again, and hurried home to prepare for the game in two days.

When doing things seriously, time flies very fast, as if just blinking an eye, the rigid voice of the system begins to ring in my ears:

"The rest countdown is over."

Shang Yinhe holds the Devil's Book disguised as a book cover in his left hand, and the pig-killing knife he finally got in his right hand. He is wearing a full set of protective clothing purchased online, a Devil King's cloak, and a hood. Oversized off-road backpack filled with supplies he finds useful:

Military dry food, kettle, multi-functional engineer shovel, binoculars, compass, power bank...

There is also a non-connected camera on the side of the table, which is turning on the video mode and pointing the camera at himself.

He let out a deep breath, calmed down his nervousness, and sat quietly at the desk waiting.

"The next round of games is about to begin."

"The game is in progress..."

"The game is confirmed."

"Game name: Long live the anchor."

"Transmission begins..."

Shang Yinhe's eyes turned dark, and the familiar sense of confusion in time and space struck again.

"Transmission is complete."

"Jinjiang Game System is here to serve you wholeheartedly."

The light brightened, and he found himself standing in a very warmly decorated small room. The wooden desks, bookshelves, wardrobes, and cots were neatly arranged. The corners and desks were decorated with green plants, and the wallpaper was refreshing. Goose yellow, there is also a bulky desktop computer on the desk.

At this moment, Shang Yinhe's perspective is very strange. He seems to have entered the perspective that is divided into two halves, half standing on the ground and looking forward, and half floating in the sky and watching himself.

The system's voice sounded flat: "Please choose your appearance."

It's the face-pinching session again?

Shang Yinhe admired the prosperous beauty of the demon king wearing a cloak for a while, and confirmed it decisively and directly.

The Demon King's appearance is so handsome, so of course he uses this appearance to play games.

Otherwise, why did he spend more than half an hour pinching his face carefully?

The perspective in mid-air disappeared, and Shang Yinhe found that he could move.

He fumbled up and down for a while, but reluctantly found that he couldn't bring in anything except the Devil's Book and the Devil's Cloak.

Thanks to all the hard work and time he spent on preparing items and shopping online, it was all in vain.

However, this was also expected in advance, and Shang Yinhe regretted it for a while, and then threw it away.

Shang Yinhe tentatively groped for a while in the room.

The painting style of this world is not the same as last time.

If the last world was a 2D Q cute two-dimensional painting style, then this world is already a 3D realistic painting style.

But you can clearly feel that this is not an ordinary world, and everything here seems so "unrealistic".

The pixel resolution of the game world is obviously several grades lower than that of the real world; the touch of objects of different materials appears exactly the same in the hand, as if they were originally made of the same material; and the ubiquitous background music makes it all become more magical.

After a short while, when he roughly toured the room, the familiar voice of the narration sounded leisurely:

"You are an unemployed young man at home."

Shang Yinhe stopped his movements and began to listen carefully to the narrator.

"You aspire to be a big anchor and spread your name around the world with your videos."

Shang Galaxy accepted very well.

Okay, his dream now is to be an anchor.

Isn't it just to change the dream job, it's better than the last time to directly become the devil, this time it's still a person, it's not bad.

"You need to learn the art of video editing, you need to publish Megatron videos."

Shang Yinhe clicked his tongue a few times.

He found that the narrator has a problem that cannot be corrected, that is, he especially likes to exaggerate.

Last time I could call a dilapidated building a "tall castle", but this time I can describe an ordinary video as a "megalopolis".

"Save money, save experience, upgrade talent, it will be a long road waiting for you."

Shang Yinhe took a taste. This sounds like a simulation game again, but it feels like a developmental game. It should be a simulation development game with the theme of anchor life.

The voice of the narrator became high-pitched again, and it could be said to be screaming up to the sky, with fierce enthusiasm:

"Go ahead boy! A bright future is waiting for you!"