Odd Containment Specialist

Xia Shou's common sense told him that there would not be an extra toilet in the center of the office for no reason.

Even if a toilet was really installed, it would be impossible to flush feces with urine.

Baihe pressed the flush button a few more times, and more urine poured out of the toilet, flushing the feces down.

As the number of flushes increased, the water gradually became clean.

"Oh~ It seems that the abnormality level is quite high, and it works for you too." Shangguan Yan touched his chin and said thoughtfully.

Xia Shou couldn't help it: "Minister, what are you doing? And what's the matter with this toilet?"

"This is a forbidden item confiscated by Baihe. The name has not been decided yet, but the specific function has been figured out.

In short, the fecal liquid in this toilet is the feces and urine that will definitely be excreted from the stomach of the flusher. If you want to go to the toilet, just press it like this, and then you don't need to squat, and you can complete the excretion behavior."

"What kind of filthy forbidden item is this!" Xia Shou complained, but his eyes couldn't help but look into the toilet.

"Dirty? Don't you think it's convenient? This way, the beautiful girl really doesn't have to go to the toilet." Bai He retorted seriously.

"And it's also good news for hemorrhoid patients. Defecation is a hellish journey for hemorrhoids." Shangguan Yan said seriously.

Bai He nodded in agreement: "And it's also very friendly to those couples who like to go through the back door. In this way, the pain of cleaning the intestines is avoided. Well... maybe it will be popular among some like-minded 1s and 0s."

"Although it's dirty, it doesn't smell bad. Does this mean that this toilet simulates the space inside the intestine?" Shangguan Yan began a rigorous analysis.

Xia Shou wanted to complain about them, but some strange thoughts popped up in his mind uncontrollably:

"Where do all the excrement that is flushed down go?

If it is sent directly to another space, can we let 678 press this button?

In this way, the abnormal crystals it excretes can be safely destroyed."

"Genius idea!" Bai He patted Xia Shou's shoulder hard, and the gray eyes on the mask were full of appreciation, "You may be suitable for the research department!"

Shangguan Yan nodded to Xia Shou's wonderful idea, but shook his head again, no The toilet decided Xia Shou's proposal:

"It's a good idea, but it's difficult to implement. 678 is not a human being, so he may not be recognized as a user by the toilet.

And the crystals excreted by 678 are too large and hard, which may damage the toilet.

In addition, 678's abnormality level is very high, so it may not work.

So the actual application should be handed over to the research department. Let's come up with a name? What do you think is a better name for this toilet?"

Xia Shou frowned and fell into deep thought. Although he didn't want to participate in this discussion, a perverted interest arose in his mind.

"Let's name it [Flushing Toilet], which is very similar to flushing toilet." Xia Shou said.

"Flush toilet... flush toilet, it's really appropriate." Bai He showed admiration again, "Xia Shou, you are really a genius in naming, you can come up with such a wonderful name, simple and unpretentious with a little sense of humor, much better than the name given by that idiot."

"Since it has been decided, let's call it flush toilet. Bai He, send it to the research department. After the research department is done, let them send it to [Skilled Craftsman] to see. If he can make it, maybe this toilet can be popularized in the control bureau." Shangguan Yan ordered.

"Is this thing still popular?"

In Xia Shou's mind, a beautiful picture of everyone queuing in the public toilet, everyone took turns pressing the flush button, and watching the filth surging automatically emerged.

"Xia Shou, have you been to the toilet? Do you want to flush a few times to experience it? The feeling of releasing the pressure in the intestine without defecation is quite special." Bai He suddenly suggested.

"No, thank you for your concern, Brother Bai, I don't need it." Xia Shou refused coldly.

Bai He sighed regretfully, closed the toilet lid, lifted the toilet onto the cart like a cornucopia, and then pushed the cart out of the office.

The atmosphere of the forbidden object seminar was finally over, Xia Shou breathed a sigh of relief and sat down at his workstation.

"Xia Shou, you don't have to be in the department this afternoon, go to Professor Zhang Feng's English class with Bai He." Shangguan Yan suddenly said.

Xia Shou knew what Shangguan Yan meant by asking him to learn English. He was going to Edinburg to investigate the Blood Mother Cult. If he knew a foreign language, it would be much easier to communicate, but would it be too late to start learning English now?

Or...

"Can you master English immediately after taking that professor's class?" Xia Shou asked.

"Well, but it can only last for a month, and within a month, you can only learn one language from the professor." Shangguan Yan added.

It's really convenient. If I had such a teacher in my previous life, I wouldn't have to worry about not being able to go to 985 and 211.

"Since Brother Bai is in class with me, he is also going on a business trip?"

"Yes, I will accompany you."

"No need, I am enough on my own." Xia Shouwan refused.

He thought it would be safer for him and Su Weiyu to investigate this matter.

Shangguan Yan replied expressionlessly: "I also thought you were enough on your own, but for some special reasons, it is better for him to accompany you.

Also, haven't you noticed? You are very popular in the Control Bureau now, and many people are discussing you."

Xia Shou nodded: "The nickname they gave me is so embarrassing. Has the Control Bureau always had such a trend?"

"I guess so. Since you have noticed it, I'd better tell you about the political environment of the Control Bureau as soon as possible, so that you don't think you are working in a formal large company with social security."

"Isn't it? I always thought we were quite formal."

"Formal does not mean there is order. If you think that colleagues will not harm each other, then you are too naive. Those who work in the Control Bureau are all extraordinary people. Why do you think so many extraordinary people take the initiative to join the Control Bureau?

If it is for If you want wealth and power, you can use your supernatural powers to plunder them very secretly and easily become a superior person.

But you also see that many extraordinary people would rather abide by the law and work in the control bureau than live as a free man. There is a reason for this.

Xia Shou thought for a moment: "Because most extraordinary people are glass cannons?"

The extraordinary people in this world are different from the immortals in fantasy novels. Their defense and attack power are completely disproportionate. Bomb-like attack power can be seen everywhere, but often the defense of these human-shaped self-propelled bombs is no different from that of ordinary people. A sneak attack can easily kill them.

In this case, there are not many ways to improve the fault tolerance rate.

One is to find companions who share the same ideals, similar values, and complementary supernatural powers as you, to make up for the shortcomings of weak defense.

The other is to find powerful forbidden objects that you can use to improve your fault tolerance rate.

The third is that after being injured, someone can help you quickly heal and recover.

These three conditions are difficult to achieve by one person alone.

Over time, the formation of an organization like the Control Bureau is doomed.

"Very smart! The Control Bureau can significantly increase the survival rate of individuals. Of course, the most important thing is that the Control Bureau itself has a strong deterrent effect. Ordinary extraordinary people will never attack the employees of the Control Bureau.

Because lone wolves can't avoid the tracking of the Control Bureau at all, let alone escape the pursuit of the Control Bureau.

This is the same as the unspoken rules of secular society. The law stipulates that you can't kill people, so you really can't kill them?

No, you can. You rush to your enemy's house with a knife and kill him casually.

But you know that you can't escape the sanctions of the law, so you will restrain your hatred.

And the Control Bureau plays a similar role. "

"But I feel that there seem to be many people in the bureau who are unhappy with me. They won't do anything to me, right? We all work together anyway." Xia Shou said worriedly.

Shangguan Yan: "It's hard to say. It often happens that people need to die in abnormal events. Everyone tends to use operators from other departments as sacrifices."

Xia Shou nodded in understanding.

Yes, between life and death, who cares about the rules of the organization.

When someone is really going to die, they would rather let others die than their own people.

"And the people working in the Control Bureau are not just ordinary people, there are actually many extremely evil criminals, their brains are different from normal people, and they may turn against us at any time, so you should be careful in normal times."

"Criminals? Why can criminals still work? Aren't they arrested?" Xia Shou looked puzzled.

Shangguan Yan smiled slightly and said as a matter of course:

"Some extraordinary people are irreplaceable.

Let me give you an example. A extraordinary person killed a thousand ordinary people, and the Control Bureau caught him.

Now as a leader, you have to deal with him, how do you deal with him?"

"Death penalty!"

"Very good, but now there is an abnormal incident just now, and this abnormal incident is expected to cause 30,000 deaths, and the death row prisoner you just caught has supernatural powers that are very suitable for solving this incident.

But when you ask him to assist, he asks you to release him, so what do you do?"

Xia Shou thought seriously, and after hearing this, he already understood how the deformed employee system of the Control Bureau came about.

Extraordinary people are indeed different from ordinary people, and in some aspects, they are irreplaceable.

There are often many geniuses in a field among ordinary people, but among extraordinary people, there may be only one person with a very special ability.

"They must not be released, but 30,000 people must be saved, so we can only negotiate." Xia Shou calmly expressed his thoughts.

"Correct, so the final result of the negotiation is generally to recruit the other party as a special employee and operate under close surveillance."

"Do we have to recruit them as employees? Can't we lock them up?" Xia Shou asked back.

"In fact, the Control Bureau implemented your idea in the beginning, but the effect was not very good.

Because similar situations will occur in the future, if you restrict them too much and treat them too poorly, the cooperation of the criminals who surrender in the future will be significantly reduced.

So in order to make the criminals want to cooperate, and to prevent some criminals from breaking the jar and launching indiscriminate slaughter at the last minute, the Control Bureau introduced a series of rules, and provided different recruitment systems according to the severity of the crime."

After speaking, Shangguan Yan made a final summary: "Perhaps this way of doing things does have serious moral loopholes, but after the introduction of this series of rules, the casualty rate of mortals dropped significantly, and the number of available talents increased significantly.

You should be careful of those employees with collars around their necks. Those with green collars can come and go, and they only commit crimes for special reasons. Yellow collars are generally bad motives, and red ones are very bad.

As for other colors...you can't see them normally."

"Oh, I understand, but what does this have to do with Senior Baihe accompanying me in the investigation?"

"The criminal who was arrested by Baihe three years ago was finally traced to the address in Etingburg.

The criminal's ability is extremely lethal to low-level supernatural beings, and it has its own growth potential, which is quite tricky.

You might be targeted by him, so I thought about it and decided to let Baihe follow you. I found another team in the General Investigation Department to help you."

Xia Shou's heart sank, wondering how so many people suddenly changed.

But on the bright side, he is going to fight against a huge cult organization, and it will definitely be difficult for him alone. With more people, it will definitely be much more convenient to start the work than one person.

"But why are you so sure that I will be targeted by that criminal, Minister?"

"Because your taste is the kind that demons like. "

The office door opened, and Bai He, who had just finished toileting, poked his head in from outside the door: "It's almost time, let's go over, the professor should be starting the class soon."

Coincidentally, Xia Shou also saw Su Weiyu carrying takeaway food and poking her head out from behind Bai He.

Damn, I just realized that I didn't set a time yesterday, so my brothers were late.