Office Love Affair: Reversal

A few minutes later, I was slapped by Aunt Bing with action. I said she couldn't hit it. The result inspired her competitive heart. She immediately went to discuss with her cousin, who taught her how to aim and shoot. She said casually that she actually hit one. But it's a pity... I didn't hit the key part, and the big bird I didn't know flew. What makes people lose their eyes is that it flew for a while and plopped down the river instead of splashing

"Ning Hao, go and get the bird back." Aunt Bing looks so good.

"No? How do you pick it up in the water? "

"Think of your own way. I know I've been shot. If you shoot me ten more shots, you may not be able to hit, so... That may be my only booty, and I must not lose it!" It's already said. Can I not go?

I looked around, picked up a long branch, took off my shoes and socks, pulled up my trouser legs, and then found a shallow place to go down the river. It took a lot of effort to wet half of my sleeves before I hooked back the unknown big bird. Aunt Bing was holding the foot of the big bird, not to mention how happy she was. She was laughing all the way. She said that living in rural areas was fun, good mountains and water, good air, kind people, and there was not so much pressure from society.

Walking, I found the trace of the bird again. My cousin still told us not to move. He put his air gun on the tree and aimed at the rear projection and fired a shot. With a thump, we saw a half white and half black bird flying down the tree and flying to a pile of stones in the distance. My cousin led the first to run, but he didn't find it. After observing the surrounding environment, he said that the bird got into the stone pile.

I'm a little depressed. Can birds pile diamond heads? Really? Although there are many cracks in the stones, the birds are not so smart, are they?

Look, my cousin is carrying stones. Even if I doubt the authenticity, I still need to help. Finally, aunt Bing helped. She moved one side and looked around a pile of stones about three meters long and wide. I don't know how long she moved, aunt Bing suddenly screamed and ran to me. She ran behind me and hid. She stuttered and couldn't speak. I had to see it myself

I saw it. Shit, it's a snake. It's as thick as a teacup. It's coiled in a pile of stones. After one look, I immediately ran away. I'm not afraid of anything. I'm most afraid of snakes

"Is it a snake?" My cousin's behavior formed a huge contrast with us. He was so excited, "ha ha, I'm lucky!" With that, my cousin ran over there, and I, aunt Bing and I had run more than ten meters away. Aunt Bing grabbed my arm and the whole person trembled.

For a moment, I saw my cousin holding the snake tail and dragging it outside. It was the position where Aunt Bing and I stood. This was an open space, so aunt Bing and I immediately ran elsewhere.

"Don't run. Help me find a branch." Said my cousin.

"Do it yourself. I'm not free." I said.

"I want to be able to handle it... Hurry up." My cousin said, "if you don't hurry up, I can't hold it. If I can't hold it, I have to throw it at you!"

Shit, how about throwing it on my side?

I immediately went to look for a branch. It took me several minutes to find one and threw it to my cousin. After getting the branch, my cousin skillfully pressed the snake's head, and then slowly and carefully grabbed the snake's head. Then the whole snake was lifted up, about one meter long, black outside and white inside. I don't know what snake.

"This snake is poisonous. Fortunately, it doesn't have much vitality at the beginning of hibernation, otherwise it's hard to catch." Said my cousin. I don't think it's cold now. No wonder the snake is a little docile and not very fierce“ Go over the rocks again and see if you can catch the bird. If you catch it, we'll go home. Two birds and one snake are enough! "

"I'm not going." What if I dare to go and find another snake?

"If you don't go, you catch the snake and I'll go."

"Is there any other choice?"

"What do you think?" My cousin asked, then threw the branch to me, "pry with this."

I had no choice but to go back to the stone pile. Aunt Bing walked behind me and stood behind me. She was still surprised.

I pried the stones with branches and opened them one by one. I'm so lucky that I really found the injured bird.

When she got home, the first thing she saw at the door was Chen Qianqian. She was carrying a sieve of soybeans. When she saw her cousin coming back with a black snake that was more than one meter long, she screamed. She didn't want soybeans. She threw them down and ran back. The aunt who heard the cry came out of the house. Seeing this scene and the soybeans on the ground, she immediately scolded my cousin. My cousin looked wronged and didn't dare to speak. Aunt Bing and I wanted to laugh and didn't dare to laugh

At night, she cooked the snake in brown sauce. Aunt Bing and Chen Qianqian were afraid to eat it. They drank the bird soup and enjoyed it very much. So did I. The key is not to drink it well, but... I think of many childhood memories. At that time, my family was poor and couldn't afford good food. There was a bird soup that was particularly rich. Anyway, I drank the taste of my childhood, which was of great commemorative value.

"Are you so afraid of snakes?" When I went to bed at night, aunt Bing said.

"Nonsense, I've been afraid since I was a child. My first reaction must be running. That thing is disgusting!"

"Oh, where did you get the courage when you were on an island?"

"I can't help it. In fact, I'm very afraid, but I can't help saving you, can I?" I said with an evil smile, "who do I hold to sleep at night if I don't save you?"

"You are bad!"

"What's wrong with me? I didn't touch it. " He didn't touch it. Then he began immediately! What do men usually do? Say kiss, a few times can touch.

"Dare you, your sister is next door."

"I'm not afraid. Although my house is not very good, the sound insulation effect is absolutely first-class."

"Don't..."

"Old husband and wife, why are you ashamed? Be generous. By the way... Just put your hands down and relax..."

When she got up the next morning, aunt Bing blushed, especially when she saw her old sister. Last night... At the last moment of my sprint, she couldn't help shouting. She was quite loud. In fact, I wanted to tell her that my sister was just like a dead pig when she fell asleep. She wouldn't hear it. But I think it's fun, mainly because she's very charming

"Jiang Bing, you're not feeling well. Why is your face so red?" At breakfast, my mother said.

"Ah? No, I didn't sleep well! " Aunt Bing was in a panic.

"If you don't sleep well, you will... Blush...?" The old sister said with an innocent expression.

"Cold, I'm afraid of cold."

"The sun is so big outside that it's warm!" The old sister said.

"It's cold in the house. I'm full and go out to bask in the sun." Aunt Bing said and ran away.

I couldn't help laughing. I finally laughed, but my father knocked me on the head and said I didn't take good care of aunt Bing. Shit, why didn't I take care of it? I took good care of her last night.

I went outside to find aunt Bing. He was really basking in the sun under a tree outside

"Jiang Bing, is it still cold?" I said.

"I find the sun here is so warm, much better than in the city!"

"What's your broken theory? After so many days of rain, of course, the sun is warm. It's just your psychological function. The sun is still that sun, abbreviated as "day."

Aunt Bing immediately grabbed a small stone on the ground and hit me

"By the way, let you guess a mystery." I said seriously, in fact, it's not a mystery, it's a joke, "Xiaoxin asked his father why his name has three gold characters? Dad said that because he owed money to the five elements in his life, he said that some people would be named Miao if they owed water, Sen if they lacked wood, and Yan if they lacked fire. Xiao Xin thought for a moment and asked a question that made his father speechless. Guess what he asked? "

"Guess right, is there a prize?" Aunt Bing smiled.

"What prize do you want?"

"You... Will you carry me when we leave? Go out and take a ride so far. "

"OK, I promise you don't have to walk."

"Then I guess!" Aunt Bing thought seriously, guessed several times in succession, and finished all the gold, wood, water, fire and earth. Unfortunately, she didn't guess correctly. Finally, she said in frustration, "don't guess, you say!"

"Well, I play Xiao Xin, and you play his father. If I ask you a question, you have to answer it immediately." When Aunt Bing nodded back, I immediately asked, "what does Guo Jingjing owe?"

"I owe you three days, Jing!" With that, aunt Bing found the problem and immediately understood that she had been fooled. She became angry and grabbed a branch to chase me. I kept running to my cousin's house. She kept shouting, "Ning Hao, stand up for me and be beaten!" I rushed to my cousin's house. My cousin just came out with a pair of pliers in his hand. There was a big mouse in the pliers. Aunt Bing immediately screamed and ran back

"No, mice are afraid?" Cousin's depressed expression, "Qianqian is also like this. They are scared to drill into the quilt!"

"Women are like this." I smiled strangely, "thank you!"

At lunch, Huang Qiong drove here and took us away after dinner

"If I had guessed right, you wouldn't have carried me back, would you? I don't have to walk. There was a car. " Said Aunt Bing.

"You like me carrying you?" Aunt Bing nodded and I smiled, "well, let's go to the movies and take a walk tonight. I'll carry you home."

Huang Qiong came to a van from Ding Shaoyang. It was a little old. In addition, the road condition was bad. It was shaky all the way. We were relieved when the road condition outside the city was good. In fact, worry is unnecessary. Huang Qiong can drive anything. It is estimated that he can ensure our safety if the road condition is three or five times worse.

Send my sister back to school before we go back to the city, and then send my cousin and Chen Qianqian. Aunt Bing and I chose a familiar street to get off. Huang Qiong returned the car. Don't worry about us!

"What are we doing? See a movie? " Aunt Bing asked me. She took my arm and smiled happily on her face.

"You like it. I'll accompany you wherever you want to go."

"Then... Take the roller coaster?"

"How old are you? The key is... Dangerous, no, it's not dangerous, but... I've got a pain in my ass these two days. Next time! " In fact, I dare not sit. It's killing me!

"Next time." Aunt Bing said with a sly smile, "you said it yourself. I didn't force you."

"Are you kidding me?"

"You've played with me several times. Reciprocity."