Office Love Affair: Reversal

"How about learning chili?" Aunt Bing really stares like fan chili. I think I should cooperate with her and immediately say, "what bad thing did I do? When did I start? When I was about five years old, I peeped at my sister next door to take a bath, read pornographic novels at the age of six, lifted a girl's skirt at the age of seven, and was eight... "I continued to speak quickly regardless of aunt Bing's tears and laughter. When I was 13, I had done all the hooligans, and she shouted to stop before I stopped.

"Hooligans, perverts, obscene..."

"Yes, I am. Do you regret it?" With that, my hand began to be dishonest and slowly slid into her twin peaks under the quilt.

"Don't touch it, you rascal." Aunt Bing turned over the quilt and got out of bed. "I won't go with you. I'll take a bath!"

"Take a bath with me. I'm your brush. Who will brush your back without me?"

"I don't need you to brush."

"Hey, hey, it's up to you!" I said with a smile, "besides, it's natural for my husband to brush my wife's back. Everyone does that. We can't make special, can we?"

I followed aunt Bing into the bathroom. She went in first and was going to push the door to prevent me from entering. How can I let her succeed? Push with her, of course, until she gives up. I like to see her unwilling but helpless expression when she gave up. It's very cute.

Hey, find yourself evil.

Aunt Fan Bing, however, is not the case. You may imagine that I must suffer in the end.

In the bathroom, we were very polite and didn't do any special sports. We kissed the mouth at most. No way. It's too cold. There's heating outside, not in the bathroom. Although it's not very cold, in case of being frozen, we all hurried back to bed after washing and continued to chat

On this night in Zurich, Switzerland, aunt Bing and I talked a lot. The atmosphere was very pleasant. We all temporarily forget those troubles and cherish each other's time together. Life is not satisfactory. We should not only know how to cherish some eternal people and things, but also cherish the short ones. For example, when we watch a meteor, the process of a meteor across the sky is short, even for only one second. However, this second is undoubtedly very beautiful. If you hate its short time and don't remember her beauty, you will never be happy.

At about dawn, aunt Bing and I slept and hugged each other until dusk the next day.

"Jiang Bing, you can sleep too much!" This is the first thing I said to Aunt Bing when I woke up.

"I woke up early, just... I'm a little reluctant to get up."

"What's this called? Greedy for my tenderness? Hey, hey, I'm a hooligan. "

"Self knowledge is a good thing." Aunt Bing held my... "You see, it's hard to sleep, hooligan."

"I'm a hooligan, but if you catch me like this, you're obscene. Ha ha."

Aunt Bing blushed, immediately let go, lifted the quilt out of bed, and ran into the bathroom quickly. The running posture was particularly sexy. Anyway, I felt that my life beat sharply for a few times, and the whole person was impulsive.

"So hungry." After coming out of the bathroom, aunt Bing said.

"Then... Go out to eat or order a meal?" I didn't get out of bed. I was smoking. I didn't smoke much last night. I felt a little dizzy.

"Go out to eat. We'll leave here tomorrow. Do we have to take something? I like this when traveling. If I'm only in a hotel and my home is more comfortable, why come out? " Aunt Bing continued in high spirits, "tourism is to indulge yourself as much as possible and show your emotions that you usually don't dare to show casually."

"Oh." I nodded and said, "well... I dare not touch the ass of a beautiful woman when I walk in the street at home. Can I understand that it's OK to be abroad? Because it's a tourist, because it's strange here, no one knows me. "

Aunt Bing's angry and hateful expression is very funny.

Of course, she is also very happy. Being able to communicate with someone so recklessly is in itself indulgence. Such indulgence can really relax and make yourself happy. I must admit that I laugh when I say some funny and obscene words. I feel inexplicably comfortable in my heart. Maybe I'm actually a bitch in my bones. Hey!

Sometimes, in fact, we don't know how to live. Life is not to suppress ourselves to abide by such rules. Life should be a high degree of freedom and sacred, just like in your own home. You can do whatever you want. Life is short. I've been in a hurry for decades. I came empty and walked barefoot. I've worked so hard and lived so unsophisticated. I'm sorry for my mother's pregnancy in October.

Half an hour later, aunt Bing and I went out. We walked many streets and finally found a hot pot shop.

It's too cold to eat hot pot.

Another great thing is that the table next door is actually Chinese, speaking Chinese. Although we don't know each other at all, there are Chinese next door, which can make us feel kind. You see, intimacy is a valuable thing. It's not easy to meet in a foreign country.

It took me and aunt Bing two hours to eat hot pot. We left the hot pot shop and entered a shopping mall. It was very big and full of everything. I followed aunt Bing. When she came to every favorite commodity, she would give a sigh and say "I really want to" like a little girl who suddenly entered the metropolis supermarket from a small rural shop.

This woman, it's strange that she hasn't seen those things.

But I know she's just good at having fun and trying to make herself happy.

"Jiang Bing, if you like it, buy it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't cost much." I said, I was so happy to see her so happy and look at the children's expressions on those products I like.

"It doesn't cost much. The key is that we have to go to other places. It's inconvenient to take it on the road." Aunt Bing put down a lovely warm water bag in her hand, took my arm and said, "moreover, this is a burden. If you go to play, you should pack it light and go on the road. You don't even understand this."

"I don't understand, but I see you like it and want it very much, so I want to buy it for you. Jiang Bing, I love you very much. I want to buy you everything. Except one, guess what it is? "

"Guess right, there is a reward?"

"Hey, whatever you say, I can give myself to you."

"Who wants you? You're so... Obscene."

"Do you guess or not?"

"Guess, why not guess?" Aunt Bing suddenly thought, and she said to herself naturally, "you are good or bad. What you let me guess is certainly not good. I have to think about the bad." Aunt Bing thought like a model, and suddenly exclaimed, "I guess it's a man, isn't it? Don't cheat. You have to admit what you think just now. "

"When did I cheat?" Depressed, she really guessed right and became smart, "come on, what reward do you want?"

"Accompany me to the opera in Italy."

"Ah? Opera? "

"Repent, don't you? Don't listen to the opera. Let's go to an art exhibition or the Vatican. "

"I'm not going back on my word. Do you understand? I take this as my standard. " In fact, I really have a headache. I can't understand and appreciate the opera. Instead, I think it's a kind of torture. Fortunately, I have other options.

"Blow, you can only blow." Aunt Bing despised my eyes.

"Why did I blow? OK, I won't talk to you about this. Say you like those things and buy them all! " I scraped her nose. "You see, if your nose grows into a fool like you, it's inconvenient for us to take it on the road, but we can send it back to Scotland. It's estimated that the mall itself has this service. Thanks to you living in a foreign country for so long."

"Yes, why didn't I think of it?" Aunt Bing was immediately happy, but there was another sadness on her face, "but what if we don't know the address?"

"Hey, I'm so angry with you. I don't know if I can't call and ask?"

"Yes, you are so smart. I like you so much!" In this way, I understand that I have been fooled. In fact, she knows that the sadness on her face is a trap deliberately exposed for me to step on. Hey, I don't think I can tell her so much about fan chili. She wants to learn to be smart and become the second generation of fan chili. Isn't she waiting for me to suffer a lot? What's the difference between me and lifting a rock and hitting myself in the foot?

"Where shall we go next?" Half a month later, on a cruise ship in Sicily, Italy, aunt Bing asked me.

"What do you think? We have been to Spain, Portugal, Germany, the Netherlands, Finland... And many more, I don't remember! " I'm a little confused. I've been to so many countries in half a month.

"Is your visa expiring soon?"

"No, I signed it for three months. It's easy to do things with money. Hey."

"Well..." aunt Bing thought and said, "let's go to... Iceland!"

"What? Iceland? Can we go somewhere else? " I'm speechless. I know it's cold in that damn place.

"Ukraine, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Russia will do." Aunt Bing giggled.

"Don't bully me. I don't know much about geography. You're talking about Northern Europe. The weather is not much better than Iceland." My geographical knowledge is really bad. The reason why I know that those countries are so cold is because of football. I said I have watched football for many years. In winter, any team in the five major leagues doesn't like to play in northern Europe. In ice and snow, the stadium turns white and football turns red.

Hehe, sometimes you can learn from watching football. Or, if you have a heart, you can learn knowledge anyway.

"I really want to go to Iceland." Aunt Bing is a little coquettish.

Seeing that she is coquettish and pleading, I really can't resist it. I can only promise. Just thinking about the weather there a little in my mind, I couldn't help shaking a little.

Iceland is not as lovely as Sicily where we are now!

The next morning, aunt Bing and I went to Reykjavik, the capital of Iceland. This is the largest and most densely populated city in Iceland, with the whole ice and snow. Anyway, when I get off the plane, I miss the room very much. Even if I wear it like a zongzi and wrap myself tightly, it's still very cold.