Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"What is' cute '?

A sudden and philosophical inquiry sounded low and severe in the sunlit Gothic indoors.

If a man turned his gaze, there existed a red, whole fat creature there.

Dog.

Eyes reminiscent of reptiles with vertical slices. Corners on the forehead. The long neck is like a snake, the torso is whole and hard, reminiscent of a tortoise at any rate.

The roughly invisible, slender, short four-legged of the 'grasp' function is also the tortoise itself, but gradually thinner and sharper from root to tip, with long, conical tails emitting a heterogeneous presence even on the tortoise.

Extremely, he had wings on his back.

And covering his body was a red urchin, not a fur.

"What is a dog?

Before Kawaii argued anything, the man was filled with the desire to ask the public about treating him like a dog.

I don't care how you look at this. I don't care about dragons.

"... what, abruptly. Well, when you offer a topic, it's generally abrupt."

A man gives his face up from the screen of a Kai Thai legend.

I temporarily interrupt my research into ceramics and decide to listen.

The red creature flaps its wings and descends on the visitor's low table in front of the man.

Speaking of which, 'riding the table' is an ill-disciplined act, and men are aware that they are louder in their demeanor, but they are not willing to blame it on the small animals.

"Vampires... I'm stretched out right now"

"Talking about height?

"No, we're talking about cuteness. Other than that."

I couldn't remember the time when the dragon was growing cute.

But men know that discussing the area ends in parallel - it's harder to preach reason to a dragon than to do so to a baby.

"Vampires… I've been thinking. I wonder if 'cuteness' is something that can be haunted by one criterion, one indicator."

"Hmm. More"

"For example - the baby is cute"

"Uhm."

"But 'cute' for female idols and 'cute' for babies would be something different?

"That's right."

"If so, I thought I might need to review which genre of cuteness to use once."

"Do we need to be extremely cute before we do that?

"Am I going to be a dragon?

And men are vampires.

Both are endangered species called 'phantom species', meaning 'what only appears in the gaga' (although they have not existed in the world since the beginning).

Men remind me - what is a dragon?

That should have been one of the most frightening threats that humans have ever made.

Mountain giant.

The exhaling breath will give rise to high heat, and if it stands under the wind, it will burn down without even leaving bones.

I prefer gold, I prefer alcohol, I prefer beautiful things, I prefer women.

To this mighty creature it is first and foremost a mistake to think 'let's face it'. Humans have no choice but to live without the wrath of a great species called the Dragon. While praying that the Dragon's eyes will define what they hold as' treasure 'and show no interest...

A dragon should have been something like that.

Now let's hear the opinions of the dragons themselves.

"Dragon, what was a dragon?

"It is' the cutest creature '. People rule by cuteness… it is our dragon that should form it"

The man even fingered his eyelids to catch tears.

The course of times is brutal.

"... a vampire. What's up? Was it garbage in your eyes?"

"It's not garbage that went in. Poor creature."

"Were you even a fairy?

"... nothing. So, what did you say to my room this time?

"Uhm. I have thought for myself and made things my own thanks to this superior intelligence and learning ability. I don't need someone else to intervene... because I'm smart..."

"............... yeah, well, yeah"

"… but this time, I felt the need for an objective opinion in order to set my future course. So I'm here to help you."

"I don't have an objective opinion. What am I supposed to say about that?

"As I said earlier, I would like to hear your objective and unapologetic opinions on which genre of Kawaii to aspire to"

"Hmm...... by the way, why me?

"Don't you see? You're the only one in this castle who seems to give me a decent opinion of tentacles, assholes, maids..."

It seemed to be erased.

It is rude to say the same to the person who is about to get an opinion, 'I chose you by the erasure method', but there is no concept of 'rudeness' in the dragon.

"... Dragon, let's make an objective point"

"Let's hear it."

"You shouldn't go for 'cute'"

"I don't like that."

……

"Ha. You really are something I never get tired of. Whenever you communicate with me, you do it 'not cute' or whatever, you think that stuff is funny?

…………

"Ok, ok. Yes, yes, it's not cute. It's not cute.... So, back to serious, in what direction should I go for cuteness?

"It doesn't seem to have the ability to give you an objective opinion."

Men thought it was a kind of talent to be able to create so much of a sense of 'confinement to talk'.

It's an unwelcome type of talent.

"... Dragon... I say it's a good opportunity, but it's not a story, or a repetition, that I describe you as' I don't think you're cute '. It just doesn't cover up the truth that I see."

"But, vampire, if I take a hundred steps slowly and your words are sincere..."

"Why do you take it like I'm lying? Don't take a hundred steps. I mean it."

"What good does it do to call me 'not cute'?

"Got?"

"I suppose so. I'm cute. This is obvious from the comments of those who played my video."

"Wouldn't you interpret every comment at your convenience!

"There's room for interpretation, which means you can interpret it as you please."

"Is that why!

"Vampires, let me tell you something good"

"What is it?"

"You're negative."

For a moment, I didn't know what they were saying.

Men often think about the meaning of words before

"... Well, if it's positive or negative, it's negative..."

"Let's say there's pudding in the fridge"

"... what is that metaphor?"

"Listen. Let's say there's pudding in the fridge. The pudding looks good. So I ate. But the pudding belonged to someone else!... What do you think of that?

"... um... I'd refuse to answer because I don't know what kind of talking technique... well, you do. If you have taken what belongs to another person without their will, do you want to reflect on it and compensate for the damage done to the other person?

"That's negative."

"... No, I think it's an ethically natural opinion, huh?

"If you eat pudding that looks good, you can think like this." Pudding, it was good, "he said."

"... what happens to the original owner's feelings? unduly deprived of pudding, the original owner's feelings are"

"But in your opinion, the feeling of pudding is not taken into account."

"I have no feelings for pudding"

"Yes."

"None"

"Yes, I do! The food and meals, including pudding, have a desire to be 'delicious'! What pudding feels like is what pudding makers feel like!

"... well, if you say how the maker feels, there may be..."

"Think of that as' sorry 'or' compensating for losses' or something small and difficult! All right, listen up! If you're about to be negative considering the feelings of the owner of the pudding, think positive about the feelings of the maker of the pudding! That's why you're negative because you think about the little tricks of making up!

"... I see your point about pudding, but what is it? How do you connect with the earlier story of cuteness?

"You say I'm not cute."

"Say it."

"What happens to my feelings?

"... no, but it's not cute"

"Even if your old man's sensibilities don't show the young how cute I am about Ouke! So I go in from complaining first, who gets it!?"

"... it"

"The truth for you is not the truth for the world! When I announced the truth for you in a place like this, where you and I are the only ones, you'll feel better about it, and I feel bad about being told 'not cute' in one way or another!

"But you can't call something that's not cute cute cute"

"I can tell you! You're a child who doesn't know a liar! People like you who complain about things every time they see them are making the public air worse!

……

Well, you know what?

I couldn't argue.

Aside from whether the dragon is cute or not, there is, indeed, no objection to the opinion that 'the act of looking at things and complaining first makes the public air worse'.

"Vampires. Praise and praise you first before you offend or find out what the problem is. There is no such thing as' truth 'in the world. There's just a world you're looking at. Then look for a' good place '. Then the world will be filled with good things."

"... it could indeed be. Even the pudding is a little different..."

"Pudding was good. If you eat something good, it's not reflection, it's rumination."

"Well, that's it, and if you take someone else's, you better reflect"

"Now that your consciousness reform is over, let me ask you a constructive opinion on the direction I'm going to take in 'Kawaii'."

"Hmmm......"

Consciousness reform, regrettably, may indeed have been done.

But that being said, the dragon is not otherwise cute, so it is unlikely that I can give a constructive opinion.

But if we're going to say 'I knew it wasn't cute' or something here, then the current story will just be repeated.

The man was in a 'stuffed' state.

That's when...

- Van!

The door to the men's room opens with momentum.

There was a girl with dark hair and hidden one eye, dressed as a maid - a family member.

"Rubbish, snack, puffiness, dolobo,"

When the family said those words like a spell, they pulled a large sword out of their back.

A sword longer than the family's height and wider than the family's width - a dragon killer (named family) bought by a man for her bed.

Imminent family (faceless).

But being approached by her like that, it should be noted that the dragon laughed with an extra look,

"... a vampire. If you eat a good pudding, you have nothing but 'it was good'?

"No, I think if you steal someone else's, you need reflection."

The dragon was taken by his family.

Afterwards, no one knows where the dragon is - (found the next day with a safe figure who lost some of his memory)