Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Vampires, you don't know... livestock also has livestock problems"

"Surely, suddenly you don't know what they say"

It is noon.

When a man was making a second wooden puzzle, a dragon suddenly came and stepped down on the table.

By the way, the man was just rounding the corners of the puzzle's parts, cloth was clothed on the table, and there was wood scraps on it.

It's something where the dragon descends with wings on his back in such a place, so, naturally, the wood scraps splashed and descended flashly on the male overalls.

So the man's response is a little grumpy.

Here it is: 'Don't. Pick up the flying wood scraps,' of course you have the option to say.

But the target is a dragon.

Fantastic species - a creature called 'Should Not Be Here' in modern times.

Now is the time for a puppy, but it is a tyrant who originally dusts a mountainous giant body, whose character is arrogant and disgraceful, and does not lend ears to the opinions of others.

Can you imagine the stress of preaching reason to someone like that?

If you don't say anything, it would be better to take a 'show it with your body' method such as stuffing crumbs in your nostrils even when you are asleep later.

Finally, the wood scraps splashed this way are recovered and later stuffed in the nostrils of the dragon.

"So, what's the story today?

When the dragon occupied the table, it would not be a job (not a job), so the man entered a listening position.

The dragon nods "um" most likely.

"This morning, on my walk. I was talking to my dog in front of a retail store."

"Speaking of which, you were able to have a conversation with animals..."

"From my wise point of view, neither dogs nor cats nor humans have the same level of intelligence. There's no point in talking to humans and talking to dogs and cats."

"Most likely..."

"I met your little question. Stay with me until the end of my story."

"You're the same.... Fair enough. So, go on."

"Hmmm.... I'm talking about that dog, I've been having trouble lately"

"Trouble, what?

"When the owner enters the retail store, they wait outside the store... and then they say," Can't connect the lead to the strut, etc. "This seems to be very difficult."

"... from a dog's point of view, it seems like a good thing not to be bound to liberty with a lead"

"That's how inexperienced you are."

"Why is there a problem with social experience?

"Okay. - A dog is a profession. In other words, employed by the owner"

……

"Instead of being offered food and clothing, the dog provides' love '. This is a reciprocal contractual relationship, a relationship built on trust."

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"For those of you who have no employment experience, you will never know."

"Well, I'm really not sure... social experience wouldn't matter"

"I do. Look, employers have a lot of authority. Whether contractual relations are reciprocal or not, this difference in powers cannot be ignored more than reliance on employers for security of life. Plus, the world belongs to humans now, and the one employed is a dog."

"Well, with dogs and humans..."

"That is why the employed dog side wields his love with all his might. Encourage employers to do their job enthusiastically so that they can feel at least comfortable covering their clothing and accommodation.... hey, you're like a dog."

'Cause he's a dog.'

"... living is all that hard. That's why, just as dogs on the hired side do everything in their power to wield their love, so the hired side must do everything in their power to guarantee a safe and secure life for the dog."

"Is it time for the story to go back to 'Issues That Won't Connect Lead to a Pillar or something'?

"Ranri!... During an outing, the owner usually puts a collar on the dog, connects the lead there, and has the tip of the lead. This includes: 'This dog is a plaything animal I employ. I am my employer, so no one else can gain his affection without my permission' has the effect of conveying the message around me"

"Hum..."

"But the owner walked into the retail store and the dog was left outside. Dog leads aren't connected anywhere. Then, when I look at it, I don't know if the dog is' on a walk 'or' on the run with the lead on '"

"Maybe I am."

"Then what do you think will happen?

"Tell me the answer quickly."

- There's a kid coming by.

The dragon's face was magical and his voice was heavy.

A child comes by - that the atmosphere alone will tell how serial the case is for him.

But men are not used to thinking about things from a dog perspective.

I know it's serial, but I don't know why it's so serial.

"... it's a dragon. What's the problem with a kid dropping by?

"Don't you see? That's where your lack of imagination comes from your lack of social experience."

"No, I don't know how to experience a dog if I was socially experienced."

"Huh. Fair enough. Speak plainly to poor imagination - children, to dogs, wow, touch."

"... well, I would touch it"

"Become a dog. Hold on to the dog. - Well, I already want to say 'stop' around here, but you don't have the social experience yet."

"There's never going to be anything I can do about what you call 'social experience'..."

"Nah, hug. And - slap the dog. Knock your hand in front of the dog. Try to touch the dog's eyes. Trying to grab the dog's tongue"

……

"I grip my tail, I grip my leg, I give it to you... oh, it's so horrible to mouth...! Throw the handheld treat all over him and give it to me......!

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"Vampires, dogs are intelligent creatures"

"Well, I have no objection."

"But they have wild genes. When you get loud noises in front of you, when you get thrown something food-like, or when you get other stimulations, even the wild wakes up clean."

"So what?"

"As a result, dogs may bite children in self-defense or in response to irritation"

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"It's Reed who plays a part then. Where the dog is back in the wild, he can't physically move if he's connected by a lead. What's more, if you look at a dog connected somewhere with a lead, you can determine that there is a 'near-field owner' and induce self-control that you don't even want to touch."

"I see."

"In other words, it is the owner's responsibility to keep the dog connected with a lead, such as when shopping is easy!... Nevertheless, the owner who neglects that responsibility! An employer would have a minimum obligation to guarantee the safety of the person they are employing! Despite this, many cattle have recently fallen into feathers that must be restrained at their own risk… I lament the hardships of that cattle"

"Rarely did you have the right anger today..."

"My anger is always right.... It's a sad time. Employers have become a world that just adds to the burden of the person they employ. Furthermore, if anything, we do not protect the person we employ, and we begin to impersonate responsibility… As the dog representative of the city, we consider it a loose end"

"You are good at staying in the 'I don't know, but you seem to be in a high position'..."

"I really don't want to bother you with difficult issues like mine and mine. 'Cause the cute creatures don't have to worry about the social situation."

"Well indeed."

"I'm cute. But times are trying to take away my cuteness... there it is. I've set a new goal."

"What is it?"

"Be a minister"

Slumpy on four-legged foot, long-necked tail and winged, hairless puppy-large creature, he said grandly.

The man thought as he slapped Conconcon and his forehead several times with his fingers.

"... um... dragon, no, I'm not making fun of you, am I? You don't mean that, do you? Yeah, of course, while I was expecting you to consider the issues around here, I still have something to say."

"What?"

"... wasn't the minister a human profession?

"Right."

"I was wondering if it would be a little difficult for a four-legged puppy-sized creature"

But, vampire, I discovered.

"What?"

"Idols and politicians have the same direction. It's a popular business together."

"... well, well, I might say so"

"Doesn't it seem odd that you can go for idols and not for politicians?

"I don't know how many times I've been forced to shut up by your wrong opinions that have no objections or gaps."

"By dogs, for livestock, we make politics just for livestock."

"Wouldn't humans be tightened out of politics"

And 'by the dog'?

The dragon has recognized himself as a dog.

"Vampires, I mean it"

"Well, you go for it, so I won't say anything... but I hope you don't bring politics into my castle."

"Even if I know. I can't rely on you to talk to my politics. I earn money for my activities."

"It's a fine mindset."

"In order to do that, we have to resume video distribution... and we have all that good money to make both the campaign fund and the sales name."

"I don't care if you don't bother the others."

"Equalize livestock and humans. Humans should pay more attention to the safety of their livestock. You have to apprentice the cats. They think," Well, are we great enough to be served by such a giant creature "when they do something to humans. That thought circuit is great. He only thinks of dogs as' thank you, sir '. More arrogance."

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"Equality! Equality! Flatten everything! Human! Livestock! Everything should be equal!

The red creature left the room screaming.

Men often close their pet doors with pattans.

"... now how long will you get tired of it"

Until the weekend, I expected.