Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Uncle, it's morning!

Gashyaaaaaa!

The curtain opens with a loud noise.

The morning light fell upon the room, which was in the dark.

"Uncle, morning!

"... Hey there, Virgin. I've waited."

On the bed of the room, one man grins invincibly with his knees.

Gray-headed, sociopathic uncle - it's a temporary figure, it's really a vampire.

I didn't hide anything.

It's just that the world says, "Vampires are the kind of thing that goes out in a gag, right? 'I just can't get you to believe it because of the tide.

So for the Virgin, this man is not just an uncle to society.

Even today, the Virgin must have come to reintegrate her uncle into society.

"Well! Did you wait for me!? Glad to hear it!

"Oh, wait. The measures are adequate. I'm sorry I insulted you until now."

"No, no, no, no!

"... so"

Men look around the Virgin.

But the other day, when I fought in chess...

"Didn't we bring your friends today?

"Oh! I thought about that a little bit."

"Hmm?"

"Indeed, I was going to bring 'a child who can get along with anyone'. But I thought it was abusive."

"And say?

"I didn't think I saw my uncle properly when I said 'I can get along with anyone'." There are people who can't get along with anyone, "you said, uncle."

"Uhm."

"Even though I thought about it, I wasn't sure..."

"... well, you are a man of light. I don't know how we feel."

"But the idea of 'with anyone' was abusive! People, unlike each other, thought it was pretty good to treat my uncle like 'a bunch of other people' even though they were all great. Uncle, I'm sorry!

"... ugh, um"

The Virgin of today has a strong light power.

Men flinch a little.

"So today, I'm going to ask my uncle to pick someone to bring in."

"... are you going to do an interview?

"No, compatibility diagnosis!

And the Virgin takes something out of her back.

There were several checks lined up there.

"By answering 'yes', 'no' and 'neither' to this, you're making sure you know the kid that goes well with your uncle!

"…… you have something handy these days."

"It's fashionable right now for young girls!

There's nothing a man can say about a young girl.

It's my uncle - the synonym for 'uncle' is' young girl '.

"So can we get started?

Well, I don't mind if you're convinced.

"Thank you! So - the first question!" He's a jerk. "

"'Yes'"

"Second question!" To tell the truth, I think vampires, fairies, ghosts, etc are actually there ""

"I'd like to ask that question... why are vampires, fairies and ghosts being told like the same genre?

"Because it all comes out in the gag!

……

I feel the flow of time.

There are no ghosts, there are fairies, but they are the same genre as bugs and animals, and even though vampires exist here with people or more self and wisdom...

"... well, you think you are. Two-thirds is sure…"

"Now the third question!" I like to play with fantasies. ""

"When I get older, I get a lot of opportunities to remember the old days, but does this go into 'fantasy'?

"What do you think... I guess that's not supported because it's a compatibility diagnosis for young girls... Oh, but reminiscences are one of my fantasies... sorry! I'm not sure."

"... well, let's do it as' Neither '"

"Okay! So, question four!

"How many questions do you have in total?

"It's all five questions! Question four!" I prefer younger to older ""

"... that question isn't right for me, is it?

"But you can answer me one day..."

"I'm not older than I am."

"Then can I say 'I like younger'?

"Here's the nuance...... well, well, that doesn't matter. That's fine."

"So here's your final question!" When you go outside, you dress tight even in the near field - "Ah."

…………

"Su, excuse me"

"Fine, don't apologize. It doesn't mean you were born with me and never went outside."

"Well, then, think back..."

"You used to call me 'Noble of the Night'... I was always dressed up. There was no disturbance in Thailand, and I followed my family that way."

"Then 'yes', right? So - Result Announced! Um," What's the opposite sex that goes well with you? "

"Can you give me a minute?"

"What is it?

"Compatible heterosexuality? Why is it heterosexual only?

"It's a compatibility diagnosis that young girls do today... so it's mostly just romantic."

"I'm nothing, I don't want you to introduce me to your lover?

"I don't mean to... but I'm a friend of mine, so I'm a girl, and, see, I'm not explicitly saying 'candidate lover'! It's only a matter of getting along!

"... well, okay. Continue."

"Yes! Then - Kohon." The opposite sex that goes well with you is the kind that likes to be quiet and fantastic. If we can share what we like, maybe we can talk about it off?

"... why did you cloud your words a little at the end?

"It's more or less a compatibility diagnosis."

"If you want to make a diagnosis, I'd like a little more definitive information..."

"Anyway, I know the type who likes to be quiet and fantastic! Let me do it!

"I have a lot of anxiety about you and your compatibility diagnosis..."

"It's okay! I like that kid, a vampire or something, so I'm sure I'll talk to my uncle! I know a lot about vampires and all that!

……

Made with a maniac.

Even though it's real...

"Oh, speaking of which, uncle, what about your family and my wife?

I just noticed, so I say.

Indeed, today, I am not in my room.

It's a big castle, so there are plenty of other places to be...

"You two should take a walk."

"Well, really?"

"It seems that dragons also have something to do with dragons... I guess I'm observing and learning puppies and such in the city by now. My family didn't like the company, but they were going out of town, so they managed to convince me. No, because he doesn't like to take care of dragons."

"Dragon? Did my name become Dragon?

"No, he's a dragon. Have you stopped dogging?"

"... er... ah, yes, I see! It's okay! 'Cause the next time I'm trying to bring him in, I like the dragon too! I often call myself' A Dragon Descendant and a Vampire Wizard '!

"... descendants of dragons, of vampires, wizards?... descendants of dragons, of vampires, wizards?

I didn't get a fresh look.

A dragon descendant would be a dragon. But dragons generally don't use magic.

They have wings and breath, strong bodies. Also, there are a lot of people who are proud of themselves and fail to work hard, and they shouldn't learn magic at all.

If you're a vampire and a wizard, well, I don't know...

Vampires have enchantment magic in their eyes, or slave magic in their fangs, and magic resides in every part of their bodies.

Not only that, but also the magical talent of the natural phenomenal system, so that more or less people treat magic like hands and feet.

So at the same time it means' wizard 'at the point of' vampire '.

Therefore, "The Wizard of Vampires" overlaps the meaning of the word.

Also, dragons and vampires can't be combined - it wasn't possible to have dragons as family members or compatriots.

"... what kind of monster is your friend?

"Uh, uh... that's the character. Sometimes I really don't know what to talk about... because she's bright and good!

"While he is a dragon breed and a vampire, 'bright and good boy'...? Aren't you the Dark One?

"The Dark One, I hear."

………………………………

My uncle is confused.

What the hell kind of creature are you going to bring...

"... okay. Whatever comes is no longer my enemy"

"No, I'm your friend, not your enemy... well, my uncle would feel comfortable talking"

"Really? Well, we don't have to talk about it. Anyway, I can do it alone."

"Well, I'll bring that kid when his plans are right,"

"Uhm. I'll be waiting for you."

This is how I became more acquainted with vampires.

After all, things are moving at the Virgin's pace.