Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Uncle, aren't you hungry?

After we had a conversation for a while.

The man was bewildered by the abrupt change of subject and took a serious look at the Virgin sitting on the front couch.

"Suddenly, what is it?

The inquiry would have had a little bit of a taunt.

Whatever - men are vampires.

The staple food is blood.

Of course, tea time isn't missing every day, and I've had less to swallow lately, but I like alcohol, and I smoke.

But the only thing that satisfies his hunger is blood.

And in front of me is the Virgin.

A young healthy girl with peachy hair. There is not much exposure to the outfit, but the neck muscles are empty and the white skin is peeking.

And vampire sucking blood against humans is close to having sex.

That's why the men were so frightened.

"Actually, if my uncle is hungry, I have an operation to reintegrate him into society."

The Virgin says with a smile.

I mean, the man was horrified.

Well, modern times are like this.

Vampires who once dusted Lumpy are also just 'characters in the gaga' for today's young kids.

Sad thing, but I guess that's what time flies through.

The man sat back deep on the couch and...

"I was alarmed that we were just having a chat today, but are we still going to waste another day?

"It's not for nothing! Uncle, don't give up society!

"No, I'd rather have society give up...... but 'if you're hungry, you have the means to reintegrate'? What's that supposed to mean?

"Actually, I've got something like this for you today."

And, with the Virgin out of her back - there's no particular storage space behind her, so I'm sure she's been planting it on the back of the couch and on the other side of her back ever since she got here - taking out a few pieces of paper.

I had a bad image of job ads and such among men, but apparently that's not what happened today.

The color-printed cheap glossy paper contained lots of food paintings.

"It's delivery!

"... so no?

"Yes! Now we can get people to keep food wherever they want, whenever they want, from katie stories, right?

"Katie, talk to me?

"Yes! Well, the official name is" Mr. Kay Titer Magic Instruction Technology Transmission Call Terminal, "abbreviated as" Kay Thai Herald. "

"Titer hey...... is it John Titer for a second?

"Yes, I think I did! Uncle, are you familiar?

"... is it really him"

I spent a time with such a person when the man was not yet a hiccup.

Among humans whose muscular beliefs were still deep-rooted at the time, he was the one who focused as soon as possible on the technique of 'magic' and its potential.

I think he said something about a futurist.

We stayed together for a while because it's funny. Well, after a while, I think it was only about five or six years.

"I didn't know I was really going to leave a name, though I was going to leave a name as a freak or a great man. No."

"Am I supposed to know John Titer among my uncles?

"Well."

"... Yes! I see!"

Something hits me, but I can't help it.

It would be a reaction of this magnitude where I said to a normal human being - a human who thinks vampires are gay - 'I know someone five hundred years ago'.

"Anyway! In order to get my uncle used to society, I am hoping to ask him to deliver first and treat someone from the outside world as he pulls, and gradually think, 'Ah, people are warm' and 'It's beautiful to be out and working in society'!

"Your demands are always high hurdles."

"Really? But sometimes when you see someone working, you want to say 'good luck' or something, right? That's because it's beautiful to work..."

"You are still a man of light..."

Thoughts are the most vague.

There will be no one else who is likely to melt vampires with their opinions alone.

"So, uncle, do you want something to eat? It's my treat today!

"Hmm.... well, does it cost money? I suppose the" listening to you "that used to go in and out of the aristocratic houses has penetrated the public more."

"That may be so! So..."

"Shall I show you the menu first"

"Oh, right. I'm sorry, but when I get together with everyone and ask for delivery, they generally say," Pizza for the day. "

……

Apparently, delivery is also the act of light attributes.

Indeed, listening to noble houses, etc. was all hazy and bright people - I guess it's the same all the time that they wouldn't be used if their affection wasn't good.

"Hmm, but you have a lot. You're gonna get lost."

"If it sounds like you're in trouble, I'll take the liberty of choosing recommendations! I think if there were three of us, we could eat it. - What about your family?

"Oh, my family is feeling sick. He said he worked, but he ordered me to rest."

"I can't believe you want to work. Your family is great!

I don't suppose he meant to.

My family couldn't help remembering to snag around "is" I was six hundred years unemployed.

"... then I'll leave the order to you. I think I have a little sore throat. Is there anything I can give my family?

"Uncle, there's no 'Kaitai Tales' in this house, is there?"

"Well, no."

"Isn't that right... I was going to sign up for the Affordable Delivery app"

"What is a delivery app?"

"Delivery is delivery. Apps are abbreviations for" Apricot Corp., "which is the grasshopper company that developed a handy feature that allows you to sign up for katie stories, so the handy feature that allows you to sign up for katie stories is more or less called apps!

"... right"

That's all the men said.

When new information comes along, we can't sort it out.

The Virgin removed the large stone slab of her palm from her back side in front of the man watching.

Apparently, that's the 'Kaytai Herald'. After some manipulation, stereoscopic footage of more or less the same size as a tablet emerges in the universe.

"Your order is complete!

"... what about 'call'? Isn't that" Mr. Kay's ceremony, if it's a call terminal "?

"Because it's an app!

"... right"

The conversation with the Virgin made the man feel the course of the times.

Lose as much and the sound of a gong sounds.

The sound of a castle door knocker being used.

"It's going to be hard to get here, so I'm going to go get it! Let's go uncle too!

"... no, well... is that so much trouble?

"No! Um, I wanted you to deal with the delivery guy... well, all of a sudden, it's a hurdle high, isn't it? I get it! But feel your work while you eat!

The Virgin rises up sassy and leaves the room.

When the man sat on the couch and waited, the Virgin returned.

I want to flat out, I have a bigger box.

On the large box, there were also a number of small boxes.

"It's a classic delivery, pizza!

"Hmm. Pizza. I miss it. I've spoken of it outside before."

"Well, it's not even made in your home. Oh, I'm asking my family for a cream pie, if you like!

"Thank you. He likes sweets. The staple food is fruit, but the cream must have liked it."

"Good! But I'm worried that the staple foods are fruits and a little undernourished for my family members who will be growing up. My uncle, if you don't mind, can I get you something with calories, as well, as a delivery?

"If you care, don't you eat bugs and such?

"Yeah... no, uh, I don't mean the bug dish itself... is your family happy with that?

"I don't know. He's silent."

"Next time you come, you'll bring something that looks good to grow!

"Something that looks good for growth..."

The family members were originally bats without any kind of weirdness.

Compared to the time we met, it's probably already more than ten times the mass...

When it grows more than that, it slows down a bit. I even learn fear in its growth rate as to what size it will be.

"Well, isn't he just about that?"

The Virgin raised the voice of "er".

But the man thinks - the family is about that size.