Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"………"

I hear voices.

It is as small as it sounds from afar and weighs like trembling all over your body, a voice like a faraway thunder.

"... ru"

Men frown.

That's how I recall the situation.

Yes, it's just - I should have been asleep.

Sleep at night, get up in the morning.

Recently, it's been a natural, but unlikely, life cycle as a vampire for humans, so if I were to wake up, it should be in the morning.

Does that mean it's time for morning?

Or - is it a dream?

"... get, get..."

But a vampire dreams?

Men have not yet remembered dreaming or anything.

Dreams are what humans see and what humans should hold.

How could you possibly see something like that if you were to be on the other side of the gaga?

"... get an account...!

The voice grows louder.

And the content of the voice was unintelligible.

The man had a fierce feeling about it and decided to continue pretending to sleep.

But...

"Hey, are you really awake?!? I'm telling you to get an account!

Finally, the Lord of the Voice has laid down upon his chest.

The man opens his eyes with mindfulness.

Then it was - it was a bright red creature.

It is a dragon.

"... it's pretty tight to see your face when you wake up"

"The first greeting in the morning is quite a greeting. Yeah, but I forgive you for being tolerant. Wake up for now, and manipulate the Kaitai message, as I say."

"What the heck? From a stick..."

"Download the video app and get an account."

……

He said something the dragon didn't really understand.

Men desperately regret it - I knew I was right to have a bad feeling about it.

A man wakes up his upper body.

Then the dragon flapped its wings and stagnated at the same height as the man's face.

That arm - on the forefoot, it pinches something.

It was given yesterday by the Virgin, the Kaytai Herald (Limited Contract Version).

Just take it.

"... uh, sorry. I don't know what you're talking about."

"This is why the old people left over from the times..."

"I've been very pacifist lately, but there are three things I can't forgive. One is to be interrupted tee time, one is to be interrupted by a daily carpenter, and the last one is to be treated like an old man by you. You'd be older than me."

"It's not about real age. It happens when aging is isolated from the public. And I am currently in close contact with the public. Therefore I am a naughty young man."

"Young people use strangely old expressions these days..."

"Download the video app and get an account instead."

"... Huh?

"I'm tired of explaining youth culture to you now, so do as I say."

"Don't let me do it, why don't you do it"

"It's impossible in my hands. Somehow physically."

The story of Katai seems to be manipulated by humans touching the tablet or rubbing it with their fingers.

And there were no human fingers in the dragon's hand.

"I see, I know what's going on - speaking of which, after receiving the Kaytai story, I said, 'Okay, don't get strange apps or step on strange links!' I remembered being scrupulously careful."

"... extra things"

"Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but in a nutshell, it would mean 'handling caution'. So no matter what you think, I need you to tell me what you're doing and how to use that app."

"Yes, it's all right... but your cooperation is essential. Let's make a concession here."

That's what you did.

"First of all, a" video app "is what you need to distribute videos taken in Kaitai stories to the entire world."

"............... Video?

"I'm starting to think it's faster to take you down and move your fingers on your own."

"Well, okay. Just tell me everything first. Let's give up the question."

"... it would be pointless to speak to you in order from scratch. I'll just use that app to tell you what I want to do."

"Hmm... I think you might want to do that"

"I show my cuteness all over the world through videos. The only feature you need to do that is the Video App."

"Right."

I couldn't let anything get away anymore.

To the extent that I think 'Oh, the usual dragon'.

It's just - I don't know.

I don't know, but the man cleared the ceiling because tears were about to spill.

"What's the matter, my enemy?"

"No.... so what would it be to do that?

"Ha..."

"What happened to that sigh?"

"Older people ask what it means whenever they touch a culture they don't understand." What's it gonna be? 'What is. Don't disappoint me too much, my enemy. "

"That's exactly what I want to give you back..."

"Look, 'what's the point of doing that?' And when you asked, they said, 'What's the point of asking me that? I think."

"Is that what this is?"

"That's the thing. When you answered my current question, you must have said, 'Is that fun?' 'Is that going to help?' I guess I'll keep asking questions. And eventually he said," Oh, well, if you like that, why don't you do that? '. I hate that futile process. "

"Finally, it's a culture that's hard for me to understand. Oh, I don't know - you seem to know all kinds of young cultures I don't."

"What would be the cutest thing to do without the latest? The cutest is synonymous with the newest. Busik cats on 3rd Avenue and more are like, 'Too busy and cute!' It's a reputation. He bragged about that comment on the video app!

"I could have said more than one thing in one word right now: 'Is the Cat Watching the Video', 'Can You Talk to the Cat', 'Your Livestock Information Network Is Squeezy'..."

"Swallow. You have to let the video know how cuter I am than that. What is' too busy and cute '! Busik or not! You bastard, if you actually saw it, you'd be so busy making me nauseous that you'd be entertained on the video because of its rare value! He's got the latest app on his side! Mine's cute! Mine's cute!

"Well, I see what you're up to."

I hoped you wouldn't flatter me with your belly up.

It would finally be a counterweight to that 'Busik Cat on Third Street'.

A dragon that genuinely burns confrontation to the cat.

... heartbreaking.

Something - Something here, I feel I have to scream out loud, but nothing came to my mind that was too quiet.

"All right, all right. Get the app. You'll explain the operation, won't you?

"I'll take care of it. I remember seeing a neighborhood kid manipulating a katie story from behind."

"You're ready to burn..."

"As a matter of fact, I made money doing street art and planned on buying a Kaytai legend. I asked for money alone, so I went out with my family."

"... you can walk alone these days, but if you think you've taken your family, that's what you mean"

"When you divide the cost of purchasing a model for a Kai Thai story by my daily earnings - well, the estimate was that a Kai Thai story purchase would be possible within a decade."

"Ten years..."

I thought the cat was dying of longevity.

And then there's the next thing that's not a video app, and I feel like it.

"That's when I get back, isn't there a katie story thrown out on my desk! Ask the fairy, the Virgin brought it!

"Did you ask the fairy!? When did the fairy acquire enough intelligence to remember my interaction with the Virgin and yet tell you!?"

"I can talk to dogs and cats."

"Wow... I don't know what that means, but it's mysteriously convincing...!

"Huh. Virgin, isn't it useful to me once in a while? Super happy. Thanks."

"I told him in person."

"Wouldn't my intelligence be clear if I spoke in front of the Virgin? Instead, I'm going to rub your face against your feet as a reward."

"Well... I don't know what the reward is, but I showed my gratitude."

"Uhm. Come on Enemy, it's a video debut! Cook...... watch, man! My cuteness gives the whole world hope......!

Pishane! And there was a thunder outside.

In this way, human beings have no influence whatsoever, and extrahuman activities have begun secretly -