Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"It's a direct judgment!

That day, when a man woke up, he suddenly said that.

I don't know exactly what the situation is and it makes me kick ass.

On the bed.

Men are waking up their upper bodies.

The curtains are closed and the room is dark.

But the man's vision was clear.

Anyway, it's a vampire - its eyes can see the dark night without the moon.

There were two things I found out when I looked around the room.

There must be no dog (dragon).

And it was about the family and the fairy on their shoulders, standing right next to the bed.

By the way, it was the fairies who said 'direct conversation'.

My family basically doesn't talk - how's that sound?

"... Something, what is a direct trial?

"What is it?

The fairy turned to her family.

The family turned to the side and said something in a small voice.

A fairy looks at the man on the bed,

"We are looking to improve our working environment!

"Family, if you have something to say, speak directly without passing the fairy. I have a really bad feeling about this."

"It's not! Your family didn't say anything. The fairy thinks all the smart statements she's going to make alone and says it alone! That's the setting, mainly because I can't do very much opinions or anything like that in a family position!

"Set... no, then stop ear-tapping me right in front of you"

"It's a bitter measure because your fairy intelligence doesn't allow you to remember what they say beforehand! Cradle? What is that?

"I mean, come on, isn't that the opinion of your family?"

"It's not! Shut up and listen to the fairy! Mr. Vampire, muscle!

"Why don't you just say it like 'Sharup'?

"Anyway, shut up and listen to the fairy direct! It's important!

"... well, I get it"

Apparently, that's what they're playing at today.

The man honestly decided to hang out with a conversation that looked like a menace.

After all, the family says something to the fairy in a small voice.

The fairy nodded and then looked at the man.

"We just shut up about the deterioration of the working environment that we have seen rarely here in recent years. Firstly, because my duties are mainly threefold:" Cleaning, "" Cooking, "and" Long-Term Care. "

"Wait."

"If you need anything, please do it while the fairy remembers what she said."

"Is that really what your family is hearing? Now?"

"The fairy thinks it all by herself! You're smart!

"The settings are fine."

"Huh? The fairy's thinking and talking, right?

……

He seemed to forget the fact that he had been struck in the ear.

The self-implication is too strong.

"... well, okay, go on. Let's hear it to the end first."

"Then. - Because it's three things:" Cleaning, "" Cooking, "and" Long-Term Care, "if it's in the care of the Lord, then let's say it's no problem at work. But I have to complain about whether or not that includes the care of the Lord's pets. That's what 'pets' are for. - Oh, oh, oh! Coming! Coming!

"What's wrong with you all of a sudden?!?"

"There's a stupid part of the fairy coming from the bottom of your head! Squat! Squat!

A fairy squatted on the shoulders of his family.

The family squatted at the same time.

And.

"Your idiot went to say goodbye! - And what about" pets "?"

"Wait."

"I ask you to do it while I have the intelligence."

"I thought I'd shut up and ask, but I couldn't. I can't help but wonder. I hate to say anything more about the fact that fairies think they'll be smarter with muscle tresses, but why do family members do squats? It wouldn't make sense."

"I know."

"No, I'm talking about something I don't know."

"I don't know -"

"I didn't ask you! Just answer me! I'm worried, I can't concentrate on the story!

My family looked disgusted.

It's been a while.

A relative ears at a fairy.

The fairy nodded.

"A lot of foresight would be needed to answer that question. First, it is a discussion of what is called muscle. For us humans, muscle size means nothing. So muscles grow from birth..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

"Well, just do the squirt"

"It's sweet for your words and you squat. Yes, Ichi."

A fairy squatted on the shoulders of his family.

The family squatted at the same time.

"..............................................................................................................."

"Isn't it exhausting! In just two squats!

"Fu, fu, fu... The fairy tastes different today... she's already done a few arm up abs spine squats in the meeting she was in earlier... now the fairy is on the other side of the limit...... that? Wanna go over there? Why is the fairy so tired..."

"... well. I don't know, I don't know..."

I was about to cry.

Someone told him, 'Muscle tresses don't make you smarter,' the man thought.

Men didn't want to teach.

Because it's too cruel.

"... Hey, family, can we talk in person? When I look at that creature, I'm going to lose sight of it in tears."

"................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... So let's do it together."

"If you can be so concise, do so from the beginning!

Men thought there were too many people in the world who wanted to say things that weren't even difficult.

The easy thing to say is, it's simple.

A fairy told everyone about it.

"... fairies can still go... fairies, smart, talkative, muscled... noomi, bumpy..."

I no longer know what you're talking about.

A man with his head in his head...

"I mean, what were you trying to say? succinctly."

My family punches me in the ear.

The fairy nodded weakly...

"Doragon, Saiki, Uzu"

"Right. Very well. The fairies are smart."

"I like it... Fairy... I was praised..."

He laughed.

Everyone cried except the fairy.