Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Not enough love"

I just have trouble getting up and out and being told that in a bass voice.

It is night.

A man rarely wakes up at night.

Not that I was tired of the latest technology, so I took a nap and woke up at night.

Get your torso out of bed.

Apparently, the Lord of the Voice, somehow, was a dragon.

"Again, my video doesn't stretch. I can't think of a reason for this other than the lack of love."

"No, I guess it's because it's not cute"

The man broke off without his head working well.

That hairless, teetering, round body!

Strangely long necks in the unique eyes of inorganic reptiles!

Wings that look like bat stuff, glued to my back like an omelet!

Busted tails all the time!

The public refers to this as a puppy.

But calm down, I want you to look alongside the other puppies - definitely not dogs.

Even if you always looked like a dog, you're definitely not cute.

That's why...

"What? My not cute or something. Absolutely not. What are you talking about, you?

"That's a lot broken, you...... I don't think you'd even care if the video stretched or not. That doesn't change your own rating..."

"I mean, I can't compromise my cuteness, can I?

"No..."

"It won't damage you, will it?

…………

"It won't damage you, will it?

"... well, I guess so"

The dragon has been too shocked by the number of video views since the other day.

It feels like his straying is about to turn into a rampage at some point.

"You old dog and cat......! What do you want with such a hairy...! Meatballs, what the hell! Crushed nose...... you know, like wet, nose! I won't admit... I won't admit it...!

"You seem to be losing sight of everything, are you okay? Shouldn't we stop checking the number of views on the video for a while?

"No. Watch it now. The world realizes the truth and starts watching my videos"

"When the world realizes the truth, I think you will debut as a rare beast."

"Now the world is being fooled by dogs and cats."

……

"I guess it's also the dog and cat that caused the dragon to go extinct"

"No..."

"They're good for humans...! You have no pride! Your pride as a toy animal!

"Do you have a pride as a toy animal?

"Of course I do!

"Do you have..."

That was the problem.

Something like this, the dragon is moving too far ahead, and men are becoming unable to remember what the original dragon was like recently.

"What, what...! It's in dogs and cats, and what I don't have...!

I felt like I could not enumerate but not count.

But men shut up. Because of this doctrine, we have established the Hikikomori Survival Act.

So I decided to change the subject.

"... Speaking of which, didn't you also post a fairy video the other day?

"... Hmm. Speaking of which, did you? Well, the fairy wants to try it, so I can't help it."

"Oh, you swallowed the fairy's demands?

"Of course I did. I'm looking for a dragon that everyone loves. As long as I get love, the number of videos will grow at once, and the world will be dominated by my cuteness. I would do anything for love. I'll be glad to hear what the fairy wants."

"Aren't you supposed to rest?

"What do you want me to rest? I'm fine. Lots of energy. Lots of plays."

"Rest."

"I'm a dragon... oh, no, dragon...? I wonder what a dragon was... Oh yes, a dragon was a preacher of love and dreams..."

"You're about to become a fairy, my intelligence."

"Then squirt - woo!?"

"What's wrong with you?"

"I can't squirt my body structurally!

……

If you keep talking to the fairy, you might really lose your intelligence.

The man fought quietly.

"Well, look, what. Watch it on the fairy video too, calm down. I'm sure there are fewer views than your video."

"That's right. Mm-hmm. I see what you're saying. It's a relief to see what's below you."

"No... I said, 'The fairy wouldn't care about the number of plays, would she? So you're gonna end up being such a smart idiot, too."

"What? What's that day's opinion? Be a smart idiot? Did you think you could fool me with such a retreat! Look, there's no other way to heal damage that the world doesn't appreciate than to see someone who doesn't appreciate the world better than you!

"Ku...!? I feel the power of darkness from you...! But not that darkness! Remind me of the quiet, gentle darkness we were giving away!

"You idiot! Darkness hurts them and themselves equally! It's a relief to see someone in flames from a third-party perspective, and you can be confident by looking down on a video that's hitting you better than you are: 'Oh, my God, I can do this!' The illusion of seeing yourself as a dancing asshole from a third-party perspective and seeing yourself as smart is the essence of darkness!

"No! Darkness is something more lonely! No one looks down, no one is hurt, no one is involved, it is the one that is alone but therefore equal, that is the true appearance of darkness!

"Ha-ha-ha! EQUALITY!? No. That's not it! Enemy, I didn't know you had such sweet little fantasies! Five hundred years ago, I never thought I'd have to call you" Smelly Blue "!

"Come back......! You used to be more noble......! Lonely Dragon King, remember what you were!

"I was not loved because of my generosity"

……

"That's why the dogs and cats extinct us!

"No, probably the cause of dragon extinction is not on dogs and cats!

"Yeah, shut up! It's strangely hot and humid lately, the dragons have become an endangered species, my videos are stretched out, the Virgin's hair is peachy, the day sky is blue, and the Ningens are singing peace, all because of the dogs and cats!

"Absolutely not! The last one may fit, but other than that, dogs and cats, it's not bad!

"Shut up, Yeh! I watch fairy videos! And make sure the number of plays is less than mine, and remember the dark relief! Look down below yourself and I will regain my confidence!

"Stop it!"

"I can't stop! I'm gonna play you a video - it's this' touchpen '!

"Stop it, wow!

Men try to stop, but they don't make it (because they don't get out of bed).

In the meantime, the dragon uses a "touchpen" that is caught on both forelegs with a familiar hand, and manipulates the Kaytai legend.

"You and the fairy train together. Let's start with the pectoralis major. '

The fairy video was played.

The dragon will laugh high soon enough. Watch videos that aren't playing better than you, and learn to relieve yourself of the dark.

- That's how it falls into darkness.

The darkness was the wrong darkness. It was a darkness without a bottom.

So men bite their teeth.

- But.

"... Ha, ha"

"... Dragon, what's up?

"This is what makes me laugh. The fairy video - it was playing more than my video"

……

"Isn't it full of praise comments like 'cute' and 'like a fairy-sized kid doing it with well-built tools"?

"... yeah, right"

"... hey, my enemy. Why don't you tell me?

"What is it?

"I 'm-- aren't you cute?

Reptile eyes were looking at a man.

Men think. Do you speak for real or even encourage lies?

And after a brief but serious tour...

"- Not as cute as I say."

"Right."

The dragon laughs.

It's a reptile look, so I don't really know, but it felt like I laughed.

"Apparently, I have to retrain from scratch."

Picco Picco and - the dragon walks away, making unlikely footsteps on the carpet.

That was a footstep I'd heard for a long time.

Ever since I started posting videos - it's a footstep he never stood up for since he went for The Loved Dragon.

"I've been beaten. But now I've learned. If you learn, you can grow."

"... right"

"Look. I'm gonna be cute. It's the cutest thing in the world. We'll learn from scratch."

"............... well"

"Bye, my guest enemy. - I'll be back by tomorrow"

"Where are you going?

"It will be decided. - I'm going to ask the Busyk Cat on Third Street to bow his head and teach him how cute it is."

"... right"

There was some soothing air on the back of the departing dragon.

The man silently dropped off the dragon leaving the pet entrance and exit.

I have no words to call.

Nothing.