Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

The puppy's clothes came loose.

"What is this!? That it's a design to fasten with a button!? Isn't this impossible for a puppy to wear it herself! What is the maker thinking!?"

The wearer is angry this way, but it was almost the same argument to be angry there.

Anyway, first of all, he's not a dog trying to get dressed for a puppy.

No, the public seems to recognize me as a 'dog'...

I want you to think about it.

Dogs don't talk.

"I'm going to sue the Consumer Center! Mysteriously, wait for Shannon!" and other angry ways, a normal dog wouldn't have to either.

A dog can roar around at best.

Without a dog whose body is covered in urchins, there must be no dog with wings or horns.

So I said, "The box is too big!" and the creatures that go out and into cardboard in the men's private rooms, on the reception tables, are not dogs.

It is a dragon.

Dragons, who are usually the owners of a very annoying personality, are annoyed by a 50% increase.

So I thought I'd leave the man alone - but it's also an eyesight to be urrowed on the visitors' desk in front of me, so I say something to try to blur it.

"Well...... normally puppies wouldn't wear clothes themselves. I don't think they're smart enough to dress them up."

"You know what puppies are."

"... well, I don't know puppies, but wolves do."

"Right. So you don't know puppies."

"Both puppies and wolves, the intelligence levels would be together, wouldn't they?

"That's why! The creatures, unlike each other, are all wonderful! There's so much arrogance about bringing it together just because it's similar in shape!

"No..."

"Consider yourselves human creatures! Act as if you are the only wise person in the world, and think of creatures other than yourself as elephant fools! That's the kind of embarrassment that causes mankind to perish!

"Isn't Humanity Dusting Pretty Amazing Lumpy Right Now"

"Doom! In a thousand years, there will surely be no such thing as mankind!

"I don't care what they say about a thousand years from now... if you say that, we're already doomed - what do vampires and dragons do?

"It would have been decided to perish because it was a shitty shore! This is why human-shaped creatures are retarded!

What an arrogant thing to say.

This will perish - the man quietly thought so, but decided not to put it in his mouth.

The secret to staying together with someone for a long and peaceful time is for someone in the same household to grow up.

"Anyway, I see you're terribly outraged. But let's settle down. There's nothing you can do about hitting me about clothes."

"... Hmm, so is that. However, as a representative of four-legged walking, I have always endured the wise arrogance of two-legged walkers. I want you to understand this carelessness. That's what this," clothes the puppy doesn't envisage wearing on his own "design, and it erupted."

"I see. I'll keep your grievances in mind."

"I was cut too. Now I'm reflecting."

"You've really learned to reflect."

"I knew it from the beginning. But I just didn't want to."

"Well, you were worse than I expected."

"Don't praise me, don't praise me"

"... hahahaha"

The man laughed.

I couldn't tell if the earlier statement 'don't praise' was a joke or serious, so I didn't stick it up badly.

If the dragon really felt complimented, the values were too isolated to come up with a conversation ahead.

It's nothing but fear that you don't know how to talk to your neighbor.

That's why men have been pulling away from making 'neighbors' for hundreds of years.

"But here we go... I can't fasten my buttons with my hands. We'll have trouble with clothes like this all over the country."

"Aren't you the owner for that?

"Hmm. I see. I mean, that's the kind of message that people have to put on their clothes."

"Well, I don't know if the developers put such a message in, but I'm pretty sure this garment was designed to be worn at the hands of third parties"

"Hmm. Third party?"

……

…………

The man and the dragon looked indoors.

Inside the dark room there were currently only gray-haired red-eyed to elderly men sitting on the visitors' sofa and dragons that subsided on cardboard on the table.

There are no relatives and fairies.

It's usual for a relative not to be in the room, given that her primary duty is to 'clean', but the fairy didn't usually know where she was wandering.

"Yu-san, yes!" He walked out of the room screaming, "but it's not possible he's been caught somewhere by his family.

It's just the two of us.

Dragon said.

The man nearly lost his mind over the less disgusting nature of the word.

"Uh, well, I have to tell you without misunderstanding, don't I?

"What. If you're a vampire, I'll remember you too."

"I won't say that now. Not really - you and I are good old."

"Hmm. It is."

"And I honestly have always thought of you as my grandfather. Whatever the setting is, whatever it looks like, you're in me, 'Same sex older than me'"

"Hmm. If you're going to take the setup anyway, there's no mistake. But nominally, I'm like," A seventeen-year-old girl has been magically turned into a strange creature, "so don't call me Grandpa too much out there."

"I'm fine. I'm not going out there."

"Yes, you did."

"... so here's the thing - I don't want to be like a caregiver who dresses his grandfather older than me"

"Can we say the same thing in front of humans who are struggling to care nationwide?

"You have a big subject today. I have not spoken against such a large organization as' the representative of four-legged walking 'or' a human struggling with national care '. I'm telling you."

But I'm all for it.

"Your character wasn't supposed to be like that!... Probably"

"No. I haven't told you this because I'm still uncertain - I've recently discovered a combination of 'cuteness' and 'loved', and I think we should go for it."

"What is it?"

Idol

……

"So lately I've been aiming for 'God' where I feel most familiar with my idol"

"Is' God 'so familiar to you..."

"Well, you're closer than humans and vampires. I feel great and sympathetic."

"That's such an arrogant statement that it's going to perish in a thousand years..."

"I will not perish. Because I'm smart."

"... hahahaha"

I'm probably serious, so I didn't want to comment any more, so the man laughed.

Return to the topic as if nothing had happened.

"Anyway, I don't want to dress you up. I also want to refrain from touching anything normally. And these days, you're past the body touch."

"Body touch is fundamental. If all walkers on all fours are hungry or have itchy backs, stomachs, etc. they will give Ningen a body-touch to look after them?

"Were the dogs and cats doing such a math..."

"You made a statement about being intelligent with dogs and cats! If you say too much, our showdown will be in court!

"Can dogs and cats also stand in court these days..."

"You idiot! If you really file a complaint, you won't be able to appear in court! Whatever it is, it's a crack! If they can't appear in court, it's ours!

"Can't you appear in court, too?"

"If it's for the human rights of dogs and cats, I can't even speak in public!

"When did you wake up so much to the spirit of animal care..."

"I have a subordinate of seventy-two pillars. As king, you must protect your subordinate rights."

"Is it less than the last time I heard it?

"I was born independent. Specifically, he was sent to foster care and moved to another city."

"Well... that was a sad goodbye..."

"I can't deny it. But that parting made me one more big one."

"Something fat lately."

"I'm talking about my heart. I'm not talking about my body."

"I think it would be a mistake to give 'Crisp' as you seek,"

"I'm not talking about my body! Anyway, I'm trying to tell you not to mock dogs and cats!

"Well, jokes aside, that's it, huh?

"Right, let's get back to business.... Choose between putting on clothes anyway or telling the consumer center, 'I sue you because I don't envisage this clothing, puppies wearing it myself, and it violates the rights of dogs and cats'"

"The ultimate choice."

"Come on, which way!

"Do you mind if I also consider the third option, 'We're going to make your final showdown here with me'?

"Wait 300 years because I'm still weak."

"Okay. Then let's wait three hundred years. Until then, can we hold our choices?

"Hmmm.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

"Well, that turned out to be..."

It wasn't meant to be.

I mean, it's just that the dragon dug his own grave.

But...

The man decided to win because the dragon was obnoxious.

"Your intelligence is something like this. If you regret it, hone your wisdom and get back out before you argue with me."

"You mortal creature...! Watch it now! Specifically, I'll retaliate around tomorrow......!

"Ha-ha-ha! Can you do it?

"Yes, I can! Don't bark at me!

The dragon makes a noise called Pew (I actually heard a noise) and runs away.

In the room where I was alone, the man said again, "Ha-ha! ♪ And laughed so hard ♪

"Victory is a vain thing..."

sighed and began work on sharpening the gear.