Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Good morning Uncle - what are you doing Uncle!?"

When the Virgin entered her uncle's room, there was...

There was a man doing exercises alongside his family...!

"Hey, Virgin, good morning"

The man said as he moved his hands and feet in line with the rhythm flowing from the one-to-one and kaytai legend (Denwa).

I'm dressed sporty today.

Wearing a working overalls, he tied his long bright white hair behind him and his feet were barefoot.

On the other hand, the girl's outfit, which performs the same movements beside it with no expression, remains the same as usual.

It is a long-skirt made-up garment.

It seems super hard to move.

"What's the matter, uncle, more than that? Oh, aerobics? Aerobic?

"No, they say 'boxasize'.... Oh, sit on the couch and wait for me. I'm almost done with one set."

Often men stick their arms out, their legs out, and then...

Ugh, I breathed and sat down on the couch opposite the Virgin.

"You've made me look like I won't. Good morning, Virgin."

"Ah, yes, good morning..."

The Virgin's gaze was nailed by her family, who boxed in maid clothes.

She's in such intense motion, but she's faceless, and her black hair keeps hiding one eye like she's even wearing adhesive.

"... Um, why are you suddenly boxing?

"No, he wants to grow taller."

"Your family?

"Mm-hmm. And he seems to have good moderate exercise, nutrition, and sleep to grow taller. So I've been looking for a lot of exercise, and now I'm just trying boxing."

"Oh, I see... but why even my uncle... no, it's good to exercise"

"For some reason I go out of my way to box in this room as I look at me jiggly... so I feel like they're asking me to 'do it together'..."

"Really... you know, exercise is great. More than 70% of hikikomori men say they hate exercising, so I think exercising is the first step in hikikomori escape..."

"You are keen to study around when that kind of data comes out..."

"... but my uncle is not as young as his family, so suddenly exercising too intensely..."

"Well, I'm certainly not as young as my family..."

He was not as young as his family, but his family was not young.

It is estimated that five hundred years are alive.

Family members seem to be 'personal names' in the Virgin, but they are not - they are truly wildlife given blood by vampires.

Men are vampires, by the way.

Well, even if I appeal to you, you won't believe me, so I've stayed about to deny it lately when they treat me like I'm not a vampire...

"... Anyway, I'm fine"

"Really? Gick like this... take care of your hips."

Originally, if a vampire has the ability to regenerate, it will heal in an instant even if it gets stuck on his hips.

But I can't use vampire power in front of the Virgin.

In view of that fact, the man thought it might be better, indeed, to refrain from exercising intensely when there is a Virgin.

"... So, Virgin, what are you up to today?

"That's a story for you to go outside, of course - I don't know, actually, I'm feeling a divine timing!

"What do you mean?

"Today I went to introduce 'Sportswear that makes you want to go out unintentionally'!

……

He had a mouthful like a salesman.

No, I just don't get the benefit from the Virgin, though my behavior is always like this.

"You know, just fine, right?

"No, um... well, I guess so. Whether we go outside or not, made-up clothes are a little hot and bitter if I keep sporting."

"Right!

"Would you like me to wear one for the girls?"

"Um, nothing, because I'm not a seller..."

"Whoa, you did. So today."

"Ah, yes. This is the magazine I brought with me today!

From the back side, the Virgin takes out a magazine.

It was just as sporty, with a man's cracked abs on the cover.

Somehow - I feel the light.

The letters dancing on the cover also say, "This year's physical trend is fine macho," but "How to make a body featured in the sea," and "It makes a difference! trunk training 'so it's just like stirring up a sense of competition with others.

I guess it's not for the dark without others.

The smell of light for those who want to go out to the public, interact with people, and get hot or noticed is puffy.

"Uh, Virgin, I don't think that magazine is for me."

"My uncle is going to have a cracked ab already!

"That's not what I meant"

"But don't worry! There are sports shoes, clothing ads, and introductions in this magazine. I came to show you there today."

"Hmm. I see."

"By the way, uncle, do you have any sportswear?

"No, you don't. When it comes to moving clothes, that's all I'm wearing right now."

"That black overall, it's nice, isn't it? Where was it bought?

"No, it's homemade."

"Uncle, can you even sew!?"

"One gardener after another who liked being alive for 600 years... I realized it was faster to do it myself."

"Oh, indeed. A skilled artisan can be old. Occasionally featured, but you all seem troubled by the lack of inheritance."

"Craftsmanship is not something you can really get."

"How about your uncle? Try being an artisan."

"No, no. I'm just doing it with a hobby. It's very, very much like craftsmen to create what others want from them."

"Really... I think I can"

"By the way..."

"Ah, yes. So here's the sportswear page."

The Virgin opens a magazine on the visitors' low table and places it.

The pages shown were lined with strange glossy, thin materials, colorful skin-like costumes.

Or - it's more than skin wear.

A man's known 'skin wear' has not fitted the human body so far.

"... you look like you could wear it under your armor. I don't know what this is about - so much body line, does it make sense to wear it on purpose?

"That's what sportswear is all about. It's more like underwear than regular clothes, and it's clothes that stick to ease of movement, lightness, and sweat and quick dryness."

"Hmmm... but so far so close to the body design, it seems like you should do it naked if you want to do it at home anyway..."

"Looks like sportswear can support your body's movements these days! Besides, the sight of my uncle and his family lining up and exercising naked is a bit..."

"No, nothing. I'm not going to exercise continuously, and my family is just doing it in this room today for some reason, and he has his private room..."

"Let's exercise! A healthy spirit resides in a healthy body, and if your uncle does indoor exercise, then you'll want to jog outside or something!

"No, you won't."

"It will! When you're jogging in a set place, you're getting to know each other more and more, and at first you're about to have a meeting while you're running. But as you repeat that, you become friends, and you expand the circle of people!

"When I heard that, my resolve stopped shaking. I don't jog."

"Why!?"

I've been making a lot of mistakes around here...

The Virgin thinks of 'making more acquaintances' and 'making friends' as' good things'.

That's not what men think.

But the Virgin, who is the one of the root light, does not understand the darkness of a man, and is generally different.

Thus light and darkness do not know one another, and there is nothing but peace in the world.

"... well, but you can also say what the Virgin says. If my family wanted to exercise in my room in the future, maid clothes would be hot and painful, and naked would be a little bad. Somehow, yes, my worldly body."

"That's right!

"Well, my family usually takes care of me, and like I said at the beginning, I'll buy you one"

The man rings his fingers with his pussy.

The relatives, who were boxing in made-up clothes, walked beside the man as he stopped moving and manipulated the Kaytai legend (dengue) to stop the sound.

"... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha..."

"First, get your breath ready."

The family took a deep breath.

And I look at men jiggly.

"Did you hear what I said? I'd like to buy you one to start exercising, but I hope you choose the design you like."

…………

"It's also hot and painful this one I see getting boxed in that maid's clothes. What do you say? Don't you think girls in Ningen might like this pink one?"

……

He looked unfavorable.

Apparently, I don't like pink.

"So how about this one? They come in several colors, but look at them. Quick drying, exercise aids, and all sorts of publicity complaints are dancing. The price is a little tight, but it is not necessary to use it for a long time. What do you say?

……

"Disgruntled? So what do you mean by 'integrated' over here -"

…………

"Can't this do either? So, what do you want?

Men give magazines to their families.

The family members are perched and spinning.

……

I opened a soothing page and showed it to the man.

What's on there was a new form of painting that men also learned recently.

Finally - comics.

The content seemed to portray the editors of this magazine encouraging various workouts as an interview and obtaining splendid flesh.

The family's thin fingers point to the editor depicted there - the protagonist of the comic strip.

What the main character of the comic strip was wearing was a loose-sized top and bottom set and a bumpy costume.

Men don't know much about the costume, but somehow, it's not good.

"You want this?

……

The family nods.

The Virgin speaks as if she had been humbled.

"What!? This is a regular jersey!? It's like wearing it at school or something for physical education time..."

"Hmm. You mean costumes worn during exercise, as is commonly the case"

"Well yes... you know, it's hot, it's not that easy to move around, and it's not 'designed to make you want to go out unintentionally'..."

"Right, though? Families, what else?

But the family shook their necks sideways.

Apparently, the will is stiff.

"Virgin, my family doesn't bend their opinions when this happens. Stubborn about who this guy looks like...... so let's have this"

"Well, I'm not a seller..."

"You did. Okay, let's buy this. Can you do the mailing?

"Hmmm... I don't have to look at the real thing if this is the type that fits my body, I should look at the real thing... I was recommending clothing because I thought it would be an excuse to bring my uncle out to the sports store..."

"What an evil joke..."

"Well, evil...... no, it's fun, sports shop. Just watching. What about your uncle and your family?

"No, I don't ride such an invitation. I'm not going out there."

"... well, I get it. Then try it on before you buy, so you'll bring what I was wearing the next time you come. So I figured if you want something else, go to the sports store!

"No, you won't go"

"... your family is under the influence of your uncle, right?"

The Virgin laughs.

The man saw his family.

The family shrugged their shoulders and had their mouths crouched on Nihil.