Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Ha..."

There was such a sighing creature.

It's a dog (dragon) - he was on a wooden chair, trying to wrap his fat tail and long neck around his round body.

"... ha"

It was a bass sigh that echoed in the back of my ear.

It was a very low voice, even remembering the illusion as if the melancholy feeling of the dragon penetrated my body in response to that voice.

This is - it's a private room for men.

It's a dark room with gothic and antique condiments.

In addition to beds, tans, visitor sofas and low table sets, new furniture was added there.

That's the wooden chair the dragon is currently rounding up.

The chair was prepared by a man to paint, and in front of the chair was a painting of a canvas and a nearby Virgin.

I mean...

"Dragon, it would be nice to sigh, but could you make it somewhere else? I'm going to sit there now."

"... ha"

"It's a dragon."

"What, you want to listen to me?

"No."

".................. ha"

The dragon sighed several times.

After a lot of silence...

I grabbed the dragon.

Lift it up.

I threw it on the floor.

"Okay."

"What's 'okay'? Ah!

The dragon comes to protest with wings.

A man sits in a chair...

"No, you're the one who got in the way... I'm basically the one who cares a lot, and I don't treat others abusively, but I'm the one who doesn't put up with being disturbed by hobbies like daily carpentry and painting"

"And you, my five-hundred-year-old companion, have a troubled sigh. Let's worry about it."

……

The man wrinkled between his eyebrows and half-eyed, causing his lower lip to tuck away.

He looked super sorry.

"Well, vampire, don't you look a lot better"

"I don't have a lot of faces..."

"You're unconscious... okay. But don't you want to hear my troubles?

"No."

"Even if you keep flying around me butterflies until you hear my troubles?

"... I mean, you want to hear it."

"No. I don't want you to hear me. You want to hear my troubles."

"... well, that's fine"

They have a mysterious pride.

The man sat down, pointing his body in the direction of the dragon.

With your right elbow on the back of your chair...

"So, dragon, what's the problem? Just give me a minute."

"It's a long story..."

"Briefly."

"I am God"

"You seem to have loosened your faith lately. I hear there's a new" call yourself God "here."

"I am an idol"

"Well, anybody can do it if they just name it."

"More importantly, I am a cute puppy"

"I have theories, but, well, I can confirm those theories. It may not be very powerful."

But I was a dragon.

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"Not a cute puppy, not an idol, not a god - it was a dragon!

"I'm sorry... I have no idea what bothers you and what you want to sue"

"I had lost sight of me."

The dragon can cover his face with wings.

The man had trouble commenting.

The dragon landed on the floor.

I stood with two back legs.

And as I glanced, I posed like sticking out both forelegs - the 'penis' state where I say in dogs - and

"It's a dragon!

"No... that's... we all knew from the beginning..."

"I just wanted to survive."

……

"I also asked for cuteness, and if you're a cute creature, you can't throw stones or something, so I thought... I threw away gold, and for the same reason that I turned down booze, I asked for cuteness for survival"

"Oh, you had that time of year..."

"By the way! What am I these days!? Idol!? God!? Are you nuts!

"Right."

"I finally remembered. I'm just cute. You don't have to be conspicuous. It may not be appreciated by all."

"Right."

"I have no desire. If some leading organisations designate protected animals, that's fine..."

I felt like I wanted high enough, but the man nodded, "Right."

The dragon went back to walking on all fours.

"That's why - I'm gonna stop shooting videos."

"What!? Are you serious?!?"

"Oh, even if I meant it. Now that I remember the simple and lucid purpose of" surviving, "I remember that it's not a good idea to get out on videos and increase exposure."

"Oh, you've gone a long way..."

"Let's get rid of all the videos we've shot so far. What has been copied may spill, but there is no other way to do that. Whatever it is, I'm going to stay alive with the three pillars of" inconspicuous, "" ungreedy, "and" cute. "

"Right, right... no, I don't know why, I'm so happy. I may not have had anything to hide, but I've been watching you stray lately and there's been something painful. Honestly, every time I looked at you, a painful renunciation just crushed my chest."

"Your big breasts..."

"How to say it."

"... well, whatever, that's what I wanted to say. I was looking for someone who would listen to me."

"On the chair I sat in until just before."

"So, there is."

"I mean, you wanted me to hear it."

"No, I was on the chair you sat in until just before, but it was you who spoke to me. You wanted to listen to me of your own free will. I didn't want you to hear me."

"I don't know how to keep that pride, but now I think it's kind of an 'old dragon'. No, I congratulate you. It's been a long time since I've had a drink."

"Huh. Liquor... I've already forgotten the taste. I only live by fruit, vegetable scum and crunch..."

"Is Crisp Continued..."

"Even if we continue. I know, it's amazing. Chewing through the crisp outer shell reveals an extract that unnaturally condenses the flavor of nature..."

"Ok, ok. Continue with the crunch…"

"If you try it, you'll see."

Crisp-eating vampires...

He is likely to be taken out to the hospital if seen around the Virgin.

"... well, anyway, I'm glad you got yourself back too... I got you back... a dragon that keeps asking for cuteness... you got yourself back, didn't you?

"It would have been decided that I could get it back. I am more of a creature adapted to the times. In this age of greatest cuteness, it is appropriate to seek cuteness as the strongest dragon of all species."

"Right... um... right. Right. Right. Oh, yeah!

"Oh!"

The dragon and the man had a nod.

As you admit to your righteousness...

I nodded over and over again, as if I thought I was right.