Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"You don't have 'Nebula' these days"

When he came into the room, there was an organism who said so.

It is a puppy (dragon).

Too much speech, and men aren't sure what they're talking about.

All you have to do is sit back on the couch and put your neck up.

Under the feet of a man like that, the dragon approached as he made his pico footsteps.

Bassa! and spreading his wings and jumping up, he hovered at the height of the man's face.

"Vampires, I've seen everything."

"'Everything' means…"

"It's an interaction with the Virgin. Mimic was treated like an octopus..."

"Oh......"

"So, I noticed. You haven't had a rat lately."

"What does that mean?

"When Mimic was treated like an octopus, you didn't defend yourself?

"... it's not like 'I didn't defend anything'..."

"But if I were you before, I would have eaten a little less. It may be futile, but Mimic is Mimic, not Octopus, and I must have done everything I could to make him believe that."

"... well"

"Did you hate being treated so badly by the Virgin as a 'vampire-breaking psychopathic uncle'"

"No, it's... I'm not saying it's not... but can you imagine that what I didn't defend was the fruit of learning?

"Learning outcomes, what?

"If we don't show the Virgin clear evidence, she won't believe our reality - because we vampires and dragons are, like, 'fantasy species'. It is assumed to be the only one in the toilet. You know you're treated like a dog, don't you?

"Hmm, I see, your words make sense."

"I would."

"So, as long as you have solid evidence, you say you will defend yourself firmly against the Virgin?

"Absolutely!

"Don't you really have a piece of the feeling that 'I'm sorry, so you can stay like this'?

……

The man could not answer the question properly.

That's right.

If you ask me...

- Even now, it's hard to prove that fantasy species are real or something!

"... Vampires, what's wrong with you?

"Yes, no... but"

"Good. Don't be strong. I know how you feel, and I can't blame you for stopping trying to prove it."

"Well, you accept to treat puppies..."

"It's not. We should also innovate."

"... what the heck, suddenly, using a high-caliber word"

"Think about it. You are a vampire and I am a dragon."

"Right."

"So what?

"... so what?"

"Let's just say you made yourself admit you were a vampire. So, what happens?

"What happens... I don't know what happens..."

"Castle ownership returns? They tell you you don't have to work? Wouldn't it be? If you make it worse, you can be a crusader, and even if your previous relationship with the Virgin continues, 'Well, uncle, do a job that even vampires can do!' Don't you think it's just a development?

"... it's... but..."

"See? Proof of being a vampire is nothing but self-satisfaction."

"Yes, no... no, there will be something...? Something more than self-satisfaction must…"

"So what do you have?

The dragon wore a sickle.

The man stared at the carpet on the floor with his unfocused eyes.

And I thought...

"... nothing!?"

"That's right. Nothing."

"No, but..."

"We used to sing about life on earth..."

……

"The name Dragon is the object of awe, and Ningen would have trembled if the name had been given… Vampires also, similarly, if the name had been given, some would turn their enemies, some would be frightened out of fear, and others would actively try to take in… there were times like that"

"... there you are"

"But now even if they believe in 'vampires,' wow! I've seen it in books! I'm only getting a reaction."

……

"So why not? I'm a cute puppy, Mimic is an octopus, my family is your grandson, and you're like," Good old, no work history, no willingness to go outside. Hikikomoridandi (laughs) "..."

"I felt bad for you."

"Yes, that's it."

"Was it still malicious?"

"It's not. It's more about what people think than what they say."

"Hmm."

"So you go outside."

!?

"And work."

!?

"That way, at least, it won't seem like a 'hiccup'"

The man was speechless for a while due to the shock.

I feel like I'm in terrible betrayal.

"... no, hey, it's a dragon...! How about that!? If it turns out to be 'right' here, what was the crack I've been protecting so hard!? What happens to my identity when vampires are no longer allowed, not even a crack!?"

"No, don't make Hikikomori your identity. Make something more splendid your identity."

"Truth!?"

"The truth is, what do you think?

"What do you mean?

"Honestly, aren't you tired of pulling it off?

"Yes, hey!? I'm not bored or anything like that!?"

"You'll leave the castle one of these days."

"I'm not answering!?"

"No, if you look at the beholder, you'll see. You have changed your mind and everything else considerably since my arrival. This change will probably be the influence of the Virgin. I mean, you're starting to get it -" sociability "or" humanity "!

"... damn, there's no denial material!

"Let me prophesy you. You can bet. In any case, you will leave the castle. The day will surely come when the Virgin will relieve us of the corollary and what we so desire as' identity '!

……

"Then why don't you make your plans a little faster? - Renew it. Innovate. Apprentice me and regularly conquer doctrine and beliefs!

"But......!

"Hey vampire... would you be tired?

A dragon slapped a man on the shoulder.

And say it in a low, gentle voice.

"Every day I can't believe I'm a vampire on the day I come and the day I come... my countrymen are extinct, and the remaining fantasy species are fighting a lonely battle, alone, while not at all desperate for fantasy species appeal"

……

"Is there a reason to hang in there?

"No... the..."

"It will be all right now. You have changed… the Virgin has acquired the glory of not wanting to be treated like a strange uncle - sociality. Then accept your change and go out. Nobody blames you. That's how the world lives."

……

"Hey, vampire."

- What's the point?

"........................ what?

"You're crazy today. You're trying to get me out of here for something, aren't you?

……

"You in the first place - you'll always only think about yourself! Yet suddenly you say and act as if you are caring for me...... isn't there something?

……

"Come on, let's have an honest answer!

".................. kukukukukukukukukukuku! Did you notice that?

Dragons distance themselves from men.

And blink hard...

"Yes! It was all for my ruse that I tried to get you out!

"What's the purpose!

"There's a madam in the city doggy with a good body! But I can't let you in the doggie alone! And when I try to bring my family into the doggie... I'm scared!

……

"So bring you into the doggie as my owner, and then get along with Madame in vain by a good voice and a sweet mask there -"

"Get along?

"- It was an operation to puff my Madam's tits on that ski!

"You mean you rocked my identity for that!?"

"'Tits' is not 'that! I'll never fool around with my tits again!

"Shh, I'm sorry..."

Apologizing, 'I wonder why you're apologizing,' the man thought.

They must have made the dragon powerful.

"Vampires… have you ever thought about what we need for modern fantasy species living in stress every day?

"... no, I'm not living in that much stress..."

"Yes, 'healing'."

……

"You are fine. You can see me and be healed."

"No, it's not"

"But what can I be healed for?"... That's how I thought about it. Yeah, only boobs, I guess. I once had a harem, so I know. "

"... no, there would be other healing, wouldn't there? Painting, etc..."

"I'm not as dead as you."

"You'd better wither, given your age."

"I'm not giving up! Your plan failed, but the next step is to get you out there and show you!

"I'm tired of trying a few times anyway, so don't!

"Don't take a sweet look at my passion for boobs! Cook Cook...... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Gee ho! Gee ho!

The dragon leaves the room.

A man drops off his tail.

"... annoying. But I'm unbeatable."

To protect the lady of the world from that evil dragon demon.

Vampires are increasingly not leaving the castle.