Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"Is there somehow no way for the Virgin to stop worrying..."

"You should go outside and work."

d It was correct.

But the man shakes his long gray hair and argues.

"That's all we can't do! I'm not going out there! Because... you're a vampire."

The red-eyed uncle sitting on this couch, with a good body in vain, was a vampire.

It is not just an unemployed toad.

In modern times, however, "vampires," "dragons," "fairies," etc. are all collectively considered "only in gaga, not in reality".

So the truth is that even if this man was a vampire, externally, he was only an 'unemployed uncle'.

"Vampires... you deceive me that every time you're a vampire... it doesn't make sense to think carefully that you're a vampire."

It is the puppy who speaks the truth with a low voice that echoes from the bottom of the earth.

He had a long neck, a thick tail, and a short limb on a slender body - a puppy (dragon) - on a red urchin-covered and seemingly stiff body.

He rounds and yawns in front of the man, around the legs of the table.

Then,

"If you're going to get hit by daylight, do the night shift."

"Things like the Virgin until you..."

"By and large, you, haven't you been pulling just the will lately? Until a little while ago, you've been such a bystander of Ningen society from the outside, and lately you've just become a bad old man who doesn't want to work for young girls in society while they look good."

"Hmmm... then I have to tell you the truth about me not going out..."

"No, I'm not interested in your situation. Get out and work."

"You haven't given up your touch with Madame about being in the doggie yet, have you!

"As a boy, it's not right to give up boobs"

"You would be a dragon before you were a boy!

"And she is a beautiful girl before she is a dragon"

"No, you wouldn't be a beautiful girl!? Fine, because I can't set that up anymore! I threw it away! Pretty girl say 'boobs' or something!?"

"Pretty girls these days say. Especially not entertainment for men who don't show up..."

When 'recently' is brought up in this way, men have no choice but to shut up.

Whatever it is, it is a crack. I don't like culture these days.

"... anyway, dragon - I haven't been out of the castle for 500 years"

"Looks like it's time to leave."

"He hasn't come.... just ask. I'm never convinced that the end of my five-hundred years of hiccups is just to help you get in touch with your tits."

"You're such a tough guy anyway... finally, if you're going to finish five hundred years, do you mean you want a corresponding performance?

"Not a performance, something like this..."

"An event."

"Well, I guess..."

None of this was a convincing expression, but the man compromised.

There is a strong sense of game in the language of the dragon.

"Well, vampire...... let's be honest"

"Oh my god, dragon, come on..."

"Honestly - don't you think Ningen has grown too much?

…… Well, I don't know... if there's not even a 'monster' in the world right now, it's safe, maybe more. "

"When is it time to destroy?

!?

"Don't you think now is the time to stand as the Demon King and hammer down upon the contemplative humanity of the world?

"No, you, how long have you been such an extremist?

"Come on, get up, vampire - no, demon king! To give mankind the hammer of doom!

"No, no, no."

"Demon King, get in line!

"No, no, no, no."

"(Fanfare)"

"What is Cuckoo Fanfare Cuckoo Toji"

A man is down.

The dragon wore a long sickle.

"No, so whether it's an event... what, this scenario is unsatisfactory? It's a scenario where a 500-year-old vampire finally breaks his own seal and embarks on the annihilation of the world in order to hammer humanity."

"I'm not interested in human domination or anything... I'm not more interested in annihilation. Mostly, how am I supposed to live when Ningen's gone? Who's gonna take care of my staple hen blood?

"That kind of real talk is good. It's only a performance for you to go outside, so you should try to stay in touch with the warmth of humans while you live in the city, although you have tried to be a demon king."

"You're going to ring to the fanfare and go out and forget your real self..."

"That's the fashion these days."

"... more or less, that's not what I'm looking for, 'pretending'. Something like that, a special, real event that matches the weight of five hundred years."

"Ha, uh... Mendor"

"No, if you hadn't tried to get me out in the first place, I wouldn't be sorry."

"Why do I have to struggle to get this far just by touching my tits? Ha, I never even remembered before, but when this happens, I miss my old harem life... no, my body was too big at the time to feel my boobs..."

"Aren't you a little too interested in women's breasts these days?

"No, I wasn't so interested at first, but as the days went by that I couldn't touch, it gradually escalated to the supreme purpose of my life. Seeks more stuff than you can get...... that's what it would be"

"I don't know what you're talking about, but there's something wrong with what you're looking for."

"I don't know... how can you be so uncooperative with me...? It's me, huh?

"I'm talking about what it is because it's you... well, I guess it's true that I'm more on the side of the world's women than you are. I'm still a gentleman."

"It doesn't look like you and I are ever going to have a gentleman's walk together."

"Sounds like it."

The vampire and the dragon smiled.

Here comes another fight (which I don't care about) and it's over again.