Omnibus: Opening assassin Wu Liuqi

“Wang Cai, why did you casually bring people into our headquarters.”

Wang Mad sat on a boss chair with a look of displeasure.

“Chief, this adult is the Xiaoji Island Epidemic Prevention Committee.”

Wang Cai quickly ran to Wang Mad’s side and whispered, “Someone reported that some of our brothers here did not take the rabies vaccine, and he came to investigate this matter.” ”

“Come, please sit, please sit.”

After listening to Wang Cai’s words, Wang Mad’s attitude immediately changed a lot, since the ancient people do not fight with officials, non-governmental organizations like them naturally dare not offend the official government.

“Well, no more nonsense. We have received reports that many of your Wangxing people have not been vaccinated against rabies, how do you explain this matter? ”

Wu Liuqi looked impatient, and his acting skills were very good.

“These are all rumors and slander, and they are personal attacks on our Wang Xingren.”

Wang Mad quickly ran to Wu Liuqi’s side and explained with a fawning look, “We have strict vaccination certificates and records here, which can be taken out for adults to check at any time.” ”

“Yes, of course, I am responsible for keeping these certificates and records.”

Wang Geliang quickly echoed on the side, he is the Wang Xingren who loves to eat.

Wang Mad’s face was flattering, and he was not guarded at all.

Wu Liuqi stretched out two fingers in his right hand and quickly inserted them into Wang Mad’s eyes.

“It’s over,”

When Wang Mad reacted, two fingers had already touched his eyes

But after a long time, Wang Mad did not feel any discomfort in his eyes.

“Okay, my task just now is complete.”

Wu Liuqi took out the photo that Cat Xiaomi gave him and handed it to Wang Mad, “You should be familiar with this photo, right?” ”

“How did you have this picture?”

Wang Mad looked at the photo for a long time before answering Wu Liuqi’s question.

“It’s the leader of the cats, the cat Xiaomi, who asked me to stab your dog in the eye.”

Wu Liuqi threw Gaiba to the ground, and after the white smoke, he returned to Wu Liuqi’s appearance, “My name is Wu Liuqi, I am an assassin, the assassin list is 17369, and I am also a barber, whether you are an assassin or a haircut, you can find me.” ”

“Do you say anything to do with me?”

Wang Mad asked with a confused look.

“It’s okay, I’m just passing by to introduce my business development to new customers. You know, the economy has not been good in the past two years, and everyone has eaten together. Wu Liuqi said.

“But as a professional assassin, I heard that when the cat kitty asked me to blind your dog’s eyes, there was a hint of affection in her voice. I’m a very curious person who likes to figure out why things happened, so I want to hear the story between you, otherwise I would have blinded your dog just now. ”

Wu Liuqi pretended to be a master with his hands on his back, which was the same as he said to the cat that he didn’t ask the reason, but only asked the time and place, and the donkey’s lips were not right for the horse’s mouth.

“Alas…”

Wang let out a long sigh and began to happily tell the story between him and the cat kitty.

“Back then, I was a singing little dirt dog. And she’s a cute cat. She would come to listen to me sing every day. Soon, we were in love. ”

Saying this, Wang Mad looked gentle and happy, “She also told me that if I empathize and fall in love, she will blind my dog’s eyes.” ”

Wu Liuqi held a bucket of popcorn in his hand, “It seems that it must be you who split your legs, and then the cat Xiaomi invited me to blind your dog’s eyes, scumbag!” ”

“I didn’t!”

Wang’s crazy emotions suddenly became intense, “I still love Xiaomi, very much!” ”

“You want the male lead of a tragic drama, so why did you leave her?”

Wu Liuqi grabbed a handful of popcorn and put it in his mouth.

“I left him because…”

Wang Mad looked painful, which completely substituted himself into the male protagonist of the bloody soap opera, “One day I passed by a store and it happened that the TV inside was broadcasting a popular science program, which said that cats and dogs are two different species, and there is no offspring. ”

Wang Crazy knelt on the ground with two lines of tears on his face, “Xiaomi has always liked children, and she wants to give me a litter of puppies.” ”

“But I can’t fulfill her wish, I can’t give her the happiness she wants, and in the end I can only choose to leave.”

Wang Mad seemed to have used up all his strength after telling his story, and the whole person was like a walking corpse.

“Pounce on the street, bunch!”

Wu Liuqi took Xiaofei out of his pocket, “Did you see this little flying chicken?” ”

“His dad is a blue-feathered chicken and his mom is a flying pigeon. You said that there can be no offspring between two species, so you tell me how Xiaofei came about? ”

Wu Liuqi let go of Xiaofei and let him fly in front of Wang Mad, and then he also walked over and poked his finger at Wang Mad’s dog’s head, this kind of preaching feels so cool, no wonder Naruto likes to hide his mouth.

“Really!”

Wang Mad’s eyes lit up with hope.

“When people are real!”

Wu Liuqi’s tone was resolute, “The premise is that you want a man, otherwise…”

“Don’t worry, my name is Wakawa Steel Plate!”

Wang Mad wanted to stand up like chicken blood, showing his strong body, “But how can I ask Xiaomi to forgive me?” ”

“Five hundred pieces!”

Wu Liuqi stretched out a palm, “I’ll help you solve this problem.” ”

“Good.”

Wang Mad immediately took out four crumpled bills from his pocket, and the remaining hundred yuan were all ten, five, and one yuan of change.

It seems that Wang Mad is not a rich lord either.

Fortunately, Wu Liuqi didn’t ask for much, otherwise he really wouldn’t have been able to take it.

“Back then, the cat fell in love with you because of your singing, if you sang a song for her to apologize to her, would you say she would forgive you?” Wu Liuqi asked.

“I wrote a lot of songs for Xiaomi, but unfortunately none of them were satisfactory.”

Wang Mad shook his head in disappointment.

“Lend me that acoustic guitar.”

Wu Liuqi pointed to the dusty acoustic guitar in the corner.

“Use whatever you want.”

Wang was very generous, picked up the guitar and wiped off the dust on it with his hand and handed it to Wu Liuqi.

Wu Liuqi played the guitar twice with his hand, which is no different from playing cotton.

“This is the same as my violent electric sound Tie Kewuji!”

Wang Mad complained in his heart, he and Cat Xiaomi reconciled and counted on Wu Liuqi, although this one did not seem to be very reliable.

I once fell in love with a cat who had the most charming smile

I want to love her, but I can’t give her dreams

I decided to leave, leaving behind a regretful misunderstanding

I was longing, oh oh oh, and she hated me in her heart

Dear girl, I don’t want to leave, leaving you crying with grief

Dear girl, please forgive me, this silly dog

Love you want to give you everything, we come from different worlds

You want your baby’s wish, but I can’t make it happen

I chose to leave you, not intentionally to hurt you in my heart,

oh oh oh

My love is getting stronger and stronger, dear girl, I will not leave again, and I will definitely not make you sad again

Dear girl, don’t let me go, tell me, tell me, you still love me

Dear girl, I don’t want to leave, leaving you crying with grief

Dear girl, please forgive me, this silly dog