Omnibus: Opening assassin Wu Liuqi

“What do you mean?”

Director Jiang was a little confused by Wu Liuqi’s question.

“Five dollars for a haircut.”

Wu Liuqi pointed to his hair, and then stretched out a palm.

“Give.”

Director Jiang was a little embarrassed, but his momentum still did not weaken in the slightest, and he took out a ten-yuan money and handed it to Wu Liuqi.

Wu Liuqi took it and put it in the drawer.

“Looking for money.”

Director Jiang stood for a long time and found that Wu Liuqi didn’t mean to look for money at all.

“I’m sorry, I thought the extra five dollars was a tip from you.”

Wu Liuqi quickly took out the money from the drawer and looked for Director Jiang.

“Hurry up and go on a mission.”

Director Jiang took the money and walked to the departure corridor without returning.

Li Jian came out sneakily from a lingerie store called Youth Beauty, and it seems that he also knows that his hobby is somewhat special.

“Oh, isn’t this Uncle Li.”

Wu Liuqi almost dropped Li Jian’s pants with a throat in the back.

“You are?”

Li Jian turned around and stared at Wu Liuqi with a puzzled expression, he couldn’t remember when he knew this person in front of him.

“I’m Wu Liuqi, the barber of the Big Baoji Hair Salon.”

Wu Liuqi pretended to look very familiar and walked up to Li Jian, “You can’t remember?” I am a neighbor of your aunt’s sister’s sister’s aunt’s family’s second niece’s daughter-in-law’s brother’s brother’s daughter-in-law’s house. ”

“Oh, I remembered.”

Li Jian was directly stunned by Wu Liuqi, listening to him say a large list of the relationship between the seven aunts and eight aunts, feeling that the two should be relatives, in order to avoid embarrassment, he pretended to think of it.

“Come to think of it, huh. We haven’t seen each other for so long, why don’t I have to go to your house for a meal.” ”

Regardless of whether Li Jiantong or not, Wu Liuqi pulled him and walked forward.

“Let’s eat at the restaurant in front.”

Thinking of the underwear on several walls at home, Li Jian was a little weak-hearted.

“What is our relationship, eating in a restaurant is rusty.” Do you look down on me? Feel like I’m a haircutter who doesn’t deserve to go to your house? ”

Wu Liuqi pretended to be very angry.

“No, it’s not.”

Li Jian waved his hand again and again, and finally he could only say helplessly: “Okay, then go to my house for dinner.” ”

“That’s right.”

Wu Liuqi patted Li Jian with a victorious smile on his face.

The two walked forward, and after a while, they came to the door of Li Jian’s house.

“This is my home, but there is something special inside, don’t laugh at me after you go in.”

Li Jian’s face was full of unconfidence.

“How could I possibly laugh at you, at least you have your own home, I can’t even afford a house.” Wu Liuqi said.

“Come in,”

Li Jian opened the door.

Wu Liuqi walked into the immoral house and noticed at a glance that several walls in the house were covered with all kinds of underwear.

“Uncle Li didn’t expect you to be a lingerie designer. With so many panties hanging on these walls, you must have used them to find creative inspiration when designing, right? ”

Wu Liuqi said with a surprised face.

“Underwear designer?”

Li Jian was already mentally prepared, and Wu Liuqi would sneer at him. Over the years, because of this hobby, he has not been less than a white eye, but hearing Wu Liuqi say that he is a lingerie designer, and there is no discrimination at all, his eyes lit up with a ray of hope, “Yes, I am your designer, I am an underwear designer.” ”

After saying these two words, Li Jian’s whole person had more confidence and less cowardice.

“It seems that it must have taken you a lot of thought to collect these panties, you are amazing!” Wu Liuqi said with admiration.

“Yes, it really takes me a lot of thought to collect something, and I am often regarded as a pervert.”

Speaking of what Li Jian was most proud of, his face was full of happy smiles.

“Everyone has their own hobbies, some love to collect toys, some like to collect antiques, and even some people’s hobbies are very special, but as long as our hobbies do not harm society and do not hinder others, that is our personal freedom.”

“Even if you really like phone panties, so what? This is your own business, and no one else has the right to interfere. Wu Liuqi said.

“Yes, yes.”

Li Jian nodded happily and repeatedly, “A Qi, you are really your Uncle Li’s confidant!” Today I will cook two more dishes for you to try my craft. ”

“Okay, Uncle Li, you must make more, I am a very good eater.” Wu Liuqi nodded.

“Don’t worry.”

Li Jian was busy happily.

“Ah Qi, eat more.”

Li Jian couldn’t remember how long it had been since anyone had eaten with him, and his former friends had left him after learning about his hobbies.

“Okay.”

Wu Liuqi didn’t mean to be polite at all, and flicked his cheeks and ate fiercely.

Don’t look at Jianchang Li is very obscene, and his hobbies are a little strange, but the cooking is really delicious, which can be regarded as a person.