Omniscient and Almighty

  Chapter 143 Piano Makes Me Very Unbeautiful

   On Weibo, a blogger called "Piano makes me very unbeautiful" posted a video, and then added: "I feel like I'm in love..."

The Internet is a mirror that is completely different from reality. In this mirror, reality is reflected, but there are also many things that are not real. For example, some people are nicknamed "Alluring and Alluring", you must not think that she is really alluring , even you must not think that "she" is really her, and it may be him.

However, sometimes it is the other way around. Even though it's her, she will appear as "he" on the Internet. Although she is really beautiful, she may have some unpleasant names. For example, "Lonely Grass" ", or even simply "bearded" or something, and sometimes it is really accompanied by a head of a big bearded man.

The piano makes me very unbeautiful, I say it is very unbeautiful, but because of the frequent commercial performances, and many commercial performance videos have been uploaded on Weibo, I have attracted a large number of fans just because of my beauty, and these A phrase that fans often swipe under her Weibo is "My piano is so beautiful!"

If a woman is good-looking and has such a unique skill, for example, she can play the piano quite well, it is still easy for some fans in this Internet age circle, such as this one, although not a very famous celebrity. , Many people have never heard of it at all, but her Weibo followers are more or less 200,000.

   And most importantly, the fans are very active.

   For example, if you casually post "I just came back from a business performance, I'm so tired!" Then a Weibo without pictures or videos will have dozens of replies in the next few minutes, all of which are definitely alive! Then within an hour, there will be hundreds of responses, and within 20 hours, there will be hundreds of responses.

  Of course, things like Weibo are also a highly time-sensitive information exchange tool. After 24 hours, there will be basically no new replies.

   "I feel like I'm in love..."

   This is a new Weibo posted by the blogger at 7:00 pm. At this time, many netizens are more active.

   Then within two or three minutes, under this Weibo, there was a series of replies:

"sofa."

   "I touch the goddess at close range again, so happy."

"good evening."

   "Sister, are you going to perform again today? It hurts! When I grow up, I will marry you, and I will support you!"

   "My piano is so beautiful! Hug and kiss!"

"I'm a true love fan. If the goddess Qin replies, I will split the durian chest with my bare hands and smash the big stone forehead and knock the bricks. I will also use my bare hands to eat raw oranges with peels. Six hundred Yuan Songs, nine hundred University Doctrine of the Mean, Mencius Atomic Neutron Quantum Sunflower Seeds, don't ask me why, I'm just so confident! →_→Like me and let her see."

  …

This first appeared, most of them were the "humanoid automatic reply machine" series that didn't even read the content of Weibo, and most of the time their replies were exactly the same, all replies were panacea, almost meaningless, but they did is alive!

   And then down, the person who really read the content and then replied appeared:

   "What did I see, am I dazzled?"

   "Heartache!"

   "The happy one, didn't you see your goddess in love? It's not you!"

   "Pfft!"

  “23333333”

"I crossed the mountains, I crossed the sea, I crossed the land, I crossed the grasslands, I was not tired, I was passionate, I came here to worship my goddess... But who can tell me how this happened? thing?"

   "Let me tell you, your goddess has a male god."

   "But you're just a pilgrim."

   "Bless them!"

   is like a three-hit combo, but this is really not one person's reply, but three people.

   "Before we had dreams, about goddesses, about love. Now we are here, and all the replies come together and are heartbroken."

"Even if I am dead and nailed in a coffin, I will be in the tomb, shouting in a rotten voice: My Qin, you must never fall in love with someone else! All men except me are bastards!! !"

   This reply was instantly liked many times, and then there were many small replies under this reply:

   "You must have been kicked to death by a man passing by."

   "Good kick, I like it!"

   "He can still shout in a rotten voice, this is unscientific, why is there no tape on his mouth?"

   "Agree with the first half of the sentence."

   "Agree with the second half of the sentence."

   "Agree with the first half of the sentence, and also agree with the second half."

   "I grant you the death penalty! Kneel down!"

   "The living have been silent, and the dead are still roaring."

   "Suddenly wanted to drink."

   "I want to drink too. Hey, is it Yao Yao Zero? Bring me thirty roasted chicken legs and a hundred mutton skewers..."

  …

  This is the second batch. Actually, I still haven't watched the video. Compared with the first batch of "humanoid automatic response machines", they are slightly better, but at best they are semi-automatic response machines? ——The person who clicked on the video has no time to reply.

   The content of this new Weibo exploded a bit, and as a result, the replies below also exploded, and it wasn’t until more than 100 posts that the first real reply with content appeared:

   "The people that the great **** contacts are really great gods, worship!"

   Then, this type of reply also increased rapidly, mixed with the above type of reply.

   "Guzheng level ten, I feel the deep malice from this world."

   "Guzheng level 10, it means that I seem to be in love too, what a god! I beg the blogger for specific information about my god."

   "Grade 10 on the piano. After watching the video, I suddenly felt tired and didn't like it. I want to change careers to learn excavators."

   "Same level as the tenth grade on the piano, graduating in two years, is it too late to transfer to Guzheng?"

   "Ask weakly, is there a guzheng grade 9 piano grade 9 here? Those who just passed the piano grade 9 said they dare not speak. Ask again weakly, what level is the one in the video?"

   "Pianist at level 5 said, I really am the kind of person who is said to be the one who is in the music team?"

   "I never dared to tell people that I studied music."

"The tenth grade of Guzheng can't tell what level this person is, grade 20? Grade 30? Grade 50? Why can someone get 1,000 points on a test paper with a perfect score of 100? This is unreasonable! I dare to assert that, This one is definitely on the hook!"

   "I haven't heard this one, is it a new song?"

   "It's hard to say whether it's on or off, but it's debatable whether this person is from Earth. Maybe he came to Earth from the Music League?"

   "Doubt reality."

   Then this one was also quickly liked, and there was also a stream of small replies below.

   "Doubt reality +1"

   "Doubtful reality +2"

   "Doubt reality +10086"

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