Omniscient and Almighty

  Chapter 571 Wonderful Instructions

   got a knife, opened the seal, and Xia Minghe opened the box.

   What was dumped out of the box was a normal small plastic bag, similar to the honeysuckle granules he drank last night, just smaller. In addition to this small plastic bag, he also saw several folded papers.

manual?

   Xia Ming River opened, as expected.

   "This Product Description".

   This kind of manual, Xia Minghe would never read it in the past, because almost all the instructions are nonsense, and there is no difference between reading and not reading.

   But today, he is not "interested", okay?

When I’m bored, I’m not interested in watching anime, watching movies and TV shows, or swiping on Weibo Moments, or even listening to songs or playing games. Weier, always looking for something to do.

   So at this time, the manual that is no different from nonsense is just in time.

   However, after the description of this product, only the first line was seen below, and Xia Minghe was stunned for a moment.

   "1. The validity period of this product is one month (30 days). The production date can be found at the seal of the medicine box and the edge of the medicine package. Please ensure that you take it within the validity period. If the validity period is exceeded, the efficacy of the medicine will be attenuated."

   Valid for one month?

Is    so short?

   In fact, this is not short, but very short, so short that when Xia Minghe saw it, he was instinctively surprised.

   He took the honeysuckle granule that was in his hand, and as expected, the validity period was 36 months!

  36 months and 1 month, this comparison is too exaggerated and too big, right?

   And then, Xia Minghe immediately looked at the production date of this dandelion, and sure enough, he saw the production date on the outside box and the inside packaging bag.

   After the first one, Xia Minghe continued to look down, but immediately, he saw another very strange one.

"2. This product is used in China, and the terminal sales price is 1 yuan/box. No matter where you buy or use the drug in China, if the price exceeds 1 yuan/box, you can call the following number Make a complaint, and if the verification is true, you can get a reward of 10,000 yuan."

Clam?

   Is there such an operation?

  Xia Minghe looked bewildered, really, he had never seen such an explanation before!

   But when he bought it yesterday, the price was indeed one dollar, so he didn't have a share of the 10,000 yuan reward?

   Why haven't I encountered unscrupulous sellers driving up prices? What a shame!

  Xia Minghe grieved a little, and continued to look down with curiosity, but he didn't want to see a more bizarre one:

"3. If your cold symptoms are not cured after taking this product, you can get two more boxes for free at the place where you purchased by virtue of the purchase invoice or other vouchers. If you take three boxes of this product, your cold symptoms are still gone. Recovery (non-remission), please go to a regular hospital immediately, your symptoms may not be caused by a cold only, and you need to pay enough attention."

Clam?

  Xia Minghe continued to look bewildered.

  What does this sentence mean?

   Maybe because of the cold, Xia Minghe's mind turned very slowly, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally saw the meaning of this sentence - if you have a cold, take this medicine, one box will be enough?

   No more than three boxes?

   Hmm...is that what you mean?

   But this box contains only one bag, that is to say, as long as he drinks one bag of this granule, his cold will be cured?

   This is absolutely bullshit!

  Xia Minghe's first thought was that he didn't believe it, it was impossible.

  There really is such a thing, that's not, that's not...

   After thinking about it for a long time, Xia Minghe didn't think of what would happen if it really was like this.

  Xia Minghe continued to look down, and found that there was a fourth article, and it was the fourth article, and this one seemed to be much more normal:

   "Fourth, this product is suitable for children over the age of seven and adults. Infants and young children must be taken under the guidance of a doctor after seeing a doctor and under the condition of confirmation of the condition."

   Seeing the bottom, Xia Minghe turned his gaze to the top of the piece of paper again, stunned for a while for no reason, and then put down the paper in his hand, although there seemed to be a few more sheets behind.

After putting down the paper, Xia Minghe immediately brewed a bag of water that was not very hot in the kettle, with a bit of suspicion and a bit of distrust, a bit of curiosity and a bit of anticipation. Then drink clean.

smell……

   A little bitter? And, cool?

Before Xia Minghe could feel it carefully, a coolness that he could clearly feel spread out from his chest, as if being blown by a small wind, and then the coolness spread to his entire mouth. and throat.

   Even his head, which had been aching and dizzy, seemed to be getting better all of a sudden.

Before   , he didn't even want to move his head very much, he didn't want to move left and right, and he didn't want to move up and down. Anyway, it hurt and uncomfortable when he moved, but at this time, out of some instinct, he subconsciously turned his head left and right.

   It wasn't his illusion, the dizziness and pain seemed to be relieved all at once!

Xia Minghe lay down again. After dozens of seconds, he reconfirmed that his symptoms had really improved, because the most obvious point was that when he lay down now, his head was only a little dizzy, the feeling that the world was spinning. Almost gone, only a little halo!

  Xia Minghe was very surprised and overjoyed.

   But after lying down, he suddenly found that his body seemed a little tired, but it was still comfortable to lie down.

   Having had the experience of the previous two days, Xia Minghe no longer tossed around, no longer swiped his mobile phone or anything, but gently closed his eyes to rest, and after a while, he fell asleep.

   After waking up.

  Xia Minghe blinked and blinked again, as if he was still in a dream, and then the next moment, he sat up with a slump.

   It wasn't enough to sit up, and then he stood up again, first standing still, then walking back and forth on the sheet in one step, two steps, three steps, and shaking his head as he walked.

   so and so.

  Xia Minghe is finally sure that his cold is cured!

   Really good!

No headache, no dizziness, no sinking, no symptoms of dizziness and headache, and the uncomfortable feeling on the body that seems to have a fever and no fever, a chill and a fever, is gone. ! No more stuffed nose! Now, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a person who had a cold before and it was a relatively severe one.

   Really such a god?

  Look at the phone, it's only after ten o'clock in the morning. He didn't look at the time before, but it was about eight or nine o'clock. In other words, after taking that one packet of granules, in an hour or two, his cold was completely cured?

   No longer able to suppress the curiosity in his heart, Xia Minghe took the manual he had put on the bed before and brought it over again.

   This time, he didn't look at it with the feeling of reading the "instruction manual", but as if he was holding a collection of books.

   Although this is indeed a manual.

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   (end of this chapter)