One Piece: I am Kame Sennin

Navy headquarters Marin Fandor.

In the marshal’s office, the bigwigs in the naval system were speechless as they looked at the crooked looking man crying and shouting like a child that he wanted to “fight Lin Fei’s bastard for life and death”, with black lines all over his head.

In the high-level military meetings of the Navy headquarters, although from time to time there will be a lot of farce.

Especially in the high-level meeting of the grumpy Lieutenant General Karp, the probability of such an absurd scene will be even greater.

Almost every time someone in the top of the navy raises the bounty about Pirate Fire Fist Ace by tens of millions of Baileys, helping the Four Emperors Whitebeard to conquer a country in the New World or conquer a new world after the sea pirate group.

Or the leader of the revolutionary army, Dorag, appeared somewhere to give a political organization speech, and gathered many younger people to participate in the anti-government activities of the revolutionary army.

This is the case with Lieutenant General Karp, an old man with an explosive temper.

It’s just that Karp will shout loudly:

“Don’t pull me, I’m going to beat that stinky boy!!!”

“Sengoku, I know you want to hold me back and stop me from going, but the old man has already decided to blow those two stinky boys into a hammer!!”

Of course, the Marshal of the Warring States will also symbolically smile bitterly to pull Lieutenant General Karp, who has never stepped out of the conference room for half a step after opening the door.

As for the final result….

Whether it was the Marshal of the Warring States or the other three generals of the Navy headquarters, they all subconsciously frowned when they thought of this incident, their heads were full of black lines, and the corners of their mouths twitched involuntarily.

The thunder was loud and the rain was small, and the old man of Capuna made a appearance!!!

Every time the Marshal of the Warring States came over and pulled him back to his seat with “difficulty” and waited for a while, Karp would completely forget what had just happened, and picked up the teacup in his hand again and carried Erlang’s legs to taste tea.

But.

I did not expect that it was not the “habitual offender” Lieutenant General Karp who did this today.

The man who cried loudly about a duel with “Lin Fei’s life and death” and looked like a crooked date was a candidate for the admiral of the navy headquarters and a vice admiral of the headquarters of the tea porpoise!

“It’s really scary like this….”

He didn’t stand up at all to pull the yellow ape Borusalino who meant the tea dolphin to sit on the fishing platform, but slowly picked up the teacup and smiled.

He pouted slightly, the expression on his face was very wonderful, he squeezed his eyebrows, his tone was strange, and he looked like he wanted to see the excitement.

Another general, Qingji Kuzan, was wearing a straight suit, but the whole person was lazily embedded in the chair, and the iconic blindfold had clearly been pulled down to block the eyes.

It’s just that the corners of the mouth don’t know when, the corner of the pheasant’s mouth has already hung a line of spit, and a face flows down the cheek covered with scumbag to the chin.

This guy actually fell asleep directly at the highest decision-making meeting of the headquarters of the Navy!

The last of the three generals was Sakaski, the red dog sitting motionless at the end of the conference table with his hands around his chest and his face full of haze.

Even if he sat there so simply, the red dog did not hide his strong and domineering aura, the whole person was like a straight iron gun, every position on the military uniform was meticulous, and there was even a bright red rose corsage on his chest.

His brows tightened deeply, and a pair of calm eyes stared at the war report in front of him without blinking, as if he was lost in thought.

In the office, the pig-killing voice of the tea dolphin was still ringing.

“Lieutenant General Karp, let go, if you are twenty years younger, you will be able to understand my mood!!”

As he spoke, tears oozed from the corners of his eyes, and his voice gradually became hoarse.

Karp was confused by this play of this tea dolphin.

“Enough!!! Tea porpoise!! You calm down first!!! I will handle this matter myself!! ”

Suddenly, all I heard was “Bang!” With a sound, everyone present looked at the Marshal of the Warring States who was patting the table and blowing his beard and glaring.

The tea dolphin also relented a little at this time, fell silent and returned to his seat.

Karp smiled wryly and shook his head, then also took his seat again.

Sengoku first glared at Karp fiercely, causing the latter to show an innocent expression, and then slowly spoke in a deep voice:

“Yellow Ape, you guy don’t gloat all day long, you know in your own heart how well you did the last headquarters defense work!!? Don’t run to the Chambord Islands all day long!! Seeing the pirates arrested and coming back, I really don’t know if you are from the navy!! ”

The Warring States seemed to be getting angrier and more angry the more he spoke, and by the last few words, he had almost blew his beard and roared.

When the yellow ape heard the question of his direct boss, the Marshal of the Warring States, he buttoned his ears as if he was fine, and said pily:

“The task of rotating the admiral to guard the naval headquarters is too troublesome, I just went to the Chambord Islands to see if there is anything fun, anyway, I can rush back at any time.”

The Warring States’ face froze, and the anger was stunned back by the yellow ape like this, and his heart was naturally even more unhappy.

He suddenly picked up a teacup that had already drunk all his tea, and then threw it violently towards the green pheasant who was still snoring and sleeping!!

The teacup broke through the air, and the moment it hit the pheasant’s head, it was completely frozen, frozen, and stuck to the pheasant’s brain.

The green pheasant casually pulled down the blindfold and sighed sleepily

“Marshal of the Warring States, my shift mission has been completed.”

The more Sengoku thought about it, the more angry he became, and patted the table and said:

“You were on duty!? You think I don’t know? Throughout the time of the shift mission, you hide in your general’s office and sleep!! ”

The green pheasant spread his hands, and his eyelids actually drooped again.

Sengoku looked like he hated iron but not steel, and then turned his head to Akainu and said:

“Sakaski, and you guy!! Last time, I ordered you to escort back to the prisons of the Advancing City University from the Chambord Islands, how is it inconsistent with the list of prisoners submitted by the Advance City!? ”

Chi Inu said expressionlessly:

“The waves on the sea are large, and a few pirates accidentally lost their feet and fell into the sea, and they could not be treated.”

“You threw it down…”

Sengoku secretly said in his heart.

He let out a long sigh, looking at the pile of problem children in front of him, he really felt a headache.

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