One Piece: I'm Luffy

The two of them were very angry.

"Luffy, you are so smart, what disgusting thing did you do to my Weibei? Why did you do this?" Usopp shouted at Luffy speechlessly, Sanji was also rubbing his hands, Luffy swallowed his saliva guiltily, and just when the two were ready to give their captain a good beating, the navy soldiers who had recovered gnashed their teeth

"Don't go too far, don't ignore us"

The two people who were angry turned their heads to look at the navy soldiers rushing over, with three parts of sneer and three parts of coldness on their faces , four points of carelessness, shocked the group of soldiers to stop, no one dared to go forward to cause trouble, but the two angry people didn't care about these, and beat the soldiers to the ground and wailed. The two turned around and left after glaring at the culprit, and Luffy followed them with a smile. "By the way, why are there only two of you? Where are the others? Did they get separated?" Luffy asked in confusion. It doesn't make sense. With their current strength, these navy soldiers can't catch them. Usopp was even more helpless after hearing this. He slapped his forehead and explained: "It's because you got separated from us. Uta, Nami, and Vivi separated from us to find you. Then Kuina went to find Zoro who was lost, and Chopper ran off to who knows where. We were the only ones left to find a way out, and then we ran into you."

Thinking of what happened just now, Usopp stared at Luffy with resentment. Luffy smiled awkwardly and continued to walk forward. In order to prevent Luffy from getting lost again, Usopp and Sanji simply carried Luffy on the left and right while cleaning up the navy that came over and looking for him. The port where they could leave, and once again, the three of them met their lost companions one after another, but Zoro couldn't find them no matter how hard they tried.

Just when everyone was in a panic, the sound of fighting from not far away attracted everyone's attention. Everyone followed the noise and saw a huge port where countless navy were besieging Zoro. Facing waves of enemies, Zoro looked calm and free to shuttle through the crowd with three swords. Countless soldiers fell down in the midst of swords and sabers.

"That idiot, why did you make such a big noise, Flower Breathing Type II "Mikage Mei"

Kuina looked at Zoro who was slashing people on the battlefield and complained speechlessly, but even though she complained, Kuina still pulled out the two knives at her waist and slashed at the enemies rushing towards them. The people who wanted to leave here quietly could only join the battle helplessly. In an instant, the battlefield became chaotic. It was either thundering here or falling asleep there, or being held together by the strong gravity of the black hole, or being tied up by wooden vines in an extremely shameful posture. Anyway, in the end, all the navy could only helplessly watch the Merry appear out of thin air and set sail with the Straw Hat Pirates

"Damn Straw Hat Pirates, as a navy colonel, I will never let you go. Go and take out my Den Den Mushi. I'm going to report to the higher-ups for support." The navy colonel in charge here was angry. This matter would definitely be known to the entire navy. The Straw Hat Pirates made a big fuss at a certain naval base, and finally left safely. Where can I put my old face?

“It is detected that the host defeated Enelu, obtained all the gold, and made a big fuss at the naval base. Rewards: the fourth gate of the Eight Gates, the Injury Gate, a Bad Luck Card, a Power Failure Card, and a Laughing Card”

Power Failure Card: Temporarily disables the power of a Devil Fruit user and the whole body domineering, which lasts for half an hour

Laughing Card: After use, it can make a person laugh out loud for an hour, whether in pain or sadness

These two new props made Luffy's eyes light up. After thinking for a while, Luffy would definitely let Momonosuke go for the time being. If he played him badly, wouldn't all the torture methods he prepared be useless in the future? So this time Luffy used the Bad Luck Card and the Laughing Card on the Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, Red Dog. As the two props disappeared, Red Dog, who was far away in the Navy Headquarters, suddenly shuddered and laughed out loud involuntarily

“What’s wrong, Akainu, did you think of something happy? "

Zhan Guo, who was in a meeting, was interrupted by Akainu's sudden laughter. It was a bit strange to see Akainu, who was usually serious, leaning on a stool and laughing. Akainu wanted to explain, but he still laughed. Akainu was about to stand up and leave, but the stool under his butt suddenly broke. Caught off guard, Akainu lost his balance. Everyone watched Akainu sit on the protruding wooden thorns.

, Akainu also found the wooden thorn. Just when he was about to transform into an element, he was horrified to find that he seemed unable to transform into an element. Even the Armament Haki could not be used.

"Ahahahahahahahahahaha"

Half of the wooden thorn was directly inserted into the anus. The sour feeling made Akainu couldn't help laughing. Everyone who reacted hurriedly wanted to help him up, but one of them was tripped for some reason. The whole person stumbled and fell on Akainu. Akainu's eyes bulged because the man stepped on his treasure, and the wooden thorn on his buttocks was also completely inserted. Under the double blow, Akainu Rolling on the ground in pain, Aokiji and Kizaru subconsciously covered their vital parts

After much difficulty, Akainu was carried into the infirmary, but it seemed that Akainu had offended God today. The doctor in the infirmary wanted to give him a painkiller, but for some reason, he got a stimulant instead. He wanted to remove the wooden thorn from Akainu's anus, but half of it was left inside. The doctor turned around to get some medical equipment, but the lampshade on Akainu's head suddenly fell off and hit him on the head. The strong current directly made Akainu dance on the bed in front of the doctor. Anyway, in the end, the effect of the props ended, and Akainu and the folded He was almost dead, but fortunately he was not taken care of by a dozen big men in turn like a child. It is said that the sergeant who stepped on Akainu's baby has been quietly sent out of the headquarters by Sengoku.

Looking at Akainu lying on the boat and almost wrapped like a mummy, Kizaru said calmly: "It's so scary, what kind of power can make Akainu become like this?" Aokiji took a look and rode his bicycle to see the little girl he saved more than ten years ago, leaving Akainu alone on the bed in the infirmary, crying sadly. After seeing this, the doctor couldn't help but sigh that Admiral Akainu suffered a lot this time, and his baby was stepped on and crushed. Not to mention, the diarrhea he will have in the future will be enough for Akainu.

The mastermind behind all this has already confronted the Foxy Pirates on the next island. Originally, Foxy wanted to cheat and swallow up Luffy's pirate group with the ability of his slow-moving fruit, but in the end, seeing his own pirate group with fewer and fewer people, he panicked and proposed a duel with Luffy. If he wins, the Straw Hat Pirates will not only return everyone but also hang up the pirate flag he drew. If he loses, in addition to hanging up the pirate flag drawn by Luffy himself, he will also become a subsidiary fleet of the Straw Hat Pirates.