One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Suck~~, are you kidding me? Sakaski~~~"

Porusalino held his black tea with an unknown amount of sugar added. After taking a sip, he said to Sakaski in his unique tone, to be honest, this kind of black tea has become a little sticky. , Porusalino may have something in common with Auntie, after all, they are both sweethearts.

"I'm not kidding. You still have contact with him, right? You had the best relationship with him during the training camp. I don't believe you can really cut off all contact with him."

There is a glass of something that looks like water in front of Sakaski, but judging from the strong smell, this thing is obviously not water. It should appear in a medical room or laboratory rather than appearing in a cup.

"Please~~, Sakaski, he is already a wanted criminal. Even if the two of us had a good relationship, I will not take such a big risk to keep in touch with him. This is not in line with my style. , Sakaski, you know, I'm the kind of guy who doesn't take any risks."

Porusalino made exaggerated gestures with his hands, but it was obvious that Sakaski didn't believe even a single punctuation mark in this part of his rhetoric.

"Stop it, Porusalino, we all know that the Navy needs to change. Real justice is definitely not what it is now. The current Navy just insults the word justice."

Sakaski knocked on the table hard, and Porusalino hurriedly picked up the black tea. Although the already slightly viscous black tea should not spill out due to this vibration, Porusalino was still worried. What a waste, after all, it takes a lot of effort to make such a cup of black tea.

As for the glass of "water" in front of Sakaski, there is no need to worry at all, because the glass of "water" has almost evaporated completely, and there is no need to worry about spilling it.

"They asked you to do that again?"

Porusalino looked at Sakaski's face and guessed something.

"Fortunately, I can bear it."

Sakaski poured a small part of the "water" in the cup into his mouth. A pained expression appeared on his usually stiff face, and then disappeared quickly. Porusalino didn't know it was because of that. Glass of water, the same thing.

"You should relax, Sakaski. Really, Xiao Yezi came to see me, and she said that something is very wrong with you recently, and you can no longer do that work."

This time Porusalino put away his unique lazy tone, took off the brown sunglasses on his face, showed a serious look in his usually cynical eyes, and said to Sakaski seriously.

"I told you to stay away from my sister! And! Don't call her that!"

Sakaski's first reaction was none other than the sister he longed for. Sakaski's sister-control had reached the point where the entire navy and even the five old stars had heard about it. Everyone knew that he needed to leave. Stay away from Ekaterina. Even though she is recognized as the top three beauties in the entire navy, so far, she is the one who has received the fewest love letters. The reason is very simple. No one wants to test whether their body can survive in magma. survive.

"Calm down! You bitch! It's just a normal exchange between friends! Damn it! The cushion! The cushion is on fire!"

Porusalino instantly turned into a flash of light and retreated, avoiding Sakaski's big hand. Then he saw magma flowing down Sakaski's face, and a trace of black appeared on the cushion under his buttocks. smoke, then quickly begins to burn.

Half an hour later, Sakaski, Porusalino and Kuzan sat around in a new room.

"So, you set fire to a house just because of something like this?"

Kuzan looked at the two people in front of him and found that his two seniors were so unreliable. At the same time, he also sighed that Sakaski was indeed worthy of being the biggest girl control in the sea. If he hadn't happened to pass by , if the entire room is frozen, the building may burn down.

"Don't mention it. Who knew that this guy would be even crazier than before? He was obviously not like this before, so I said, Sakaski, you are under too much pressure. You can push those things to others, even if you don't accept it. There are always people who will accept it, there is no need to force yourself so much.”

Porusalino began to frantically add sugar to the black tea in front of him. The eyes of the other two people twitched as they watched. The amount of sugar was a lethal amount. It felt like the poor cup of black tea could not melt such a large amount of sugar cubes.

"I'm more worried about your black tea than my problems. This is only the second cup, and two-thirds of the jar of sugar cubes has disappeared. Why don't you just drink sugar water?"

Sakaski didn't resist eating sweets, but something with such sweetness was a bit too shocking. He watched Porusalino rescue the sugar cube jar and black tea cup from the burning room.

"Indeed, I feel that it can't be called black tea at all. If you let it cool down, I'm afraid it will turn into a solidified candy on the spot."

Kuzan is a salty person. Although he doesn't resist eating sweets, he can only eat a little bit. Karp's donuts are the limit, and if he is given this cup of black tea from Porusalino, he is afraid that he will drink it. It will cause high blood pressure on the spot due to excessive sugar content, and then melt into a puddle of water instantly.

"No, no, no, sweetness is the most wonderful taste in the world, so no amount of sugar is too much."

Porusalino didn't care at all what they said and still stirred the black tea cup in front of him. Sakaski and Kuzan watched as the black tea in the cup became viscous at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"It's because of this that Long and you have such a good relationship. That guy ate all the cream cakes in the entire headquarters back then. I still can't figure out how he did it."

Sakaski sighed. Back then, Long was also a typical sweetie. His favorite thing was cream cake. He even skipped Zefa's class and went to the cafeteria to eat cream cake. Sakaski always It is suspected that the friendship between Long and Porusalino began when the two shared sweets.

"Dorag, Sakaski, his name is Dorag now. The name Monkey D. Dragon has disappeared, and now only Dorag remains."

Porusalino reminded him that as the person who knows the most about politics among the three, Porusalino always knows how to avoid small political mistakes.

"As long as we understand what it means, there is no one else here."

Sakaski curled his lips. Although he usually seems to be the calmest person, he is actually the one with the hottest temper. But like a volcano, he knows how to be patient and how to hide his flames. Under the surface, don’t doubt the Devil Fruit’s ability to choose its owner.

"Okay, okay, but why do you want to contact him? Let me first say that I do not have his contact information. I am not lying about this, but sometimes he will take the initiative to contact me."

Porusalino took a sip of black tea syrup and said.

"It's very simple. It's not difficult. Do you know about the general promotion?"

Sakaski poured himself a glass of "water". The strong smell made Kuzan couldn't help but glance at Sakaski, let alone Porusalino, you are not a normal person either!

"Nonsense, I even know the nickname they gave the three of us, Akainu. To be honest, I feel like this name is a bit of a curse on you, Sakaski."

As the most politically sensitive person, Porusalino couldn't possibly not know about this kind of thing. For a title like Akainu, which obviously means a watchdog, Porusalino looked at it in amusement. Sakaski.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter, just let them shout. What I'm going to say is the key point. You all know the general's responsibilities, one of which is to guard Mariejoia. There are a lot of things that can be done here, isn't it?"

A smile appeared on Sakaski's stiff face. If someone could travel through time and space, he could find that this smile was the same as when Sakaski asked Whitebeard what he wanted during the war a few decades later in the original timeline. The smile when he placed the same coffin was almost exactly the same.

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