One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Your biscuits are so hard. It's the first time I've encountered such a hard biscuit. If Tiger hadn't been there, I would have almost killed you."

At this moment, the battle on Biscuit Island has ended. Although Cracker, Dafu, Owen and Moriah caused them a lot of trouble, they were still overcome by Shanks, Bucky and others, which caused trouble. The biggest ones are Cracker and Moria. With the combination of their fruits, they are simply not too strong.

"Isn't this still broken by you guys? I didn't expect this trick to have such a big shortcoming. It seems that we still need to improve, right, Moria."

Cracker said half depressed, half jokingly, Moria can cut out the shadow while retaining his own strength, while Cracker's Biscuit Soldier can provide a ready-made body, and the combination of both parties can produce 1+1 The effect is \u003e2. This move was originally their secret weapon, but this time they encountered the most uncomfortable enemy when they used it for the first time, a fishman - Tiger.

The waves caught by Tiger directly submerged the biscuit army. The salt in the sea liberated the shadows in the biscuit soldiers, while the moisture turned the originally extremely hard biscuit soldiers into a puddle of paste. It can be said that the battle was Tiger is the biggest contributor to victory. Without his move, even if Shanks and others could win, it would still take a lot of effort.

"Indeed, I didn't expect that our method would have such a big loophole. Seawater, the world is full of seawater. The loopholes in this method are too big. We must find a way to make up for it."

Moria sat aside and said that because he did not lose confidence this time, his figure did not become as fat as in the original timeline. Instead, he was nourished by love and family and became stronger and stronger. This time, except for biscuits, Apart from the shadow soldiers, the most difficult person to deal with was Moriah himself. Relying on his elusive ability and his increasingly strong body, he fought Bucky for three hundred rounds. Unfortunately, in the end, he missed the mark and was caught by Bucky. There was a flaw, and he punched into the sea.

"It's very strong, okay? But if we fight on the island instead of on the beach, we have nothing to do with those biscuit soldiers, and they will definitely be eaten alive in the end."

Bucky took a sip of Wanguo's specialty sweet wine. It tasted good, but it just didn't suit him. It was a bit too sweet. He liked salty taste.

"That's not necessarily the case. Don't forget that there are people on the side of the beasts who can make it rain. If we fight on a rainy day, the cookie shadow soldiers will feel very uncomfortable. Even if I use armed colors to protect, how many of them can I protect? We have to come up with biscuits that are not afraid of water, otherwise this weakness will be too obvious. "

Cracker shook his head. He still had very high requirements for himself. After all, he was trying to deal with Barrett. In fact, he was not very satisfied with the Biscuit Shadow Soldier. What he wanted was to defeat Barrett in a one-on-one battle with Mo. Together with Leah, even if he wins, he will bully the minority with more, which does not meet his requirements.

"Speaking of biscuits that are not afraid of water, it seems that there are no cookies, right Bucky?"

When Shanks heard what Cracker said, he nudged Bucky beside him with his elbow and said.

"Hey, hey, don't talk about that, that thing is a nightmare, okay?"

Bucky obviously remembered what Shanks said, and his whole face suddenly twisted. It was the biggest nightmare in his life, and he couldn't forget it no matter how many times he tried to forget it.

"But that just fits the bill, doesn't it?"

Shanks's expression became very playful. He knew how much psychological shadow that incident had on Bucky at that time, but it wasn't him who was the one who cheated him, right?

"What riddles are you two talking about? Just say what you have to say."

At this moment, Cracker felt that it was very heart-breaking. The other party said that there was a way to solve it, and he was very happy. After all, the two sides did not have any grudges. In essence, Shanks and others also came to apologize. A battle is also a test, not a true hostility, so he is really prepared to refer to the solutions suggested by Shanks and others. If it is useful, he will tell you first. If not, he can provide some ideas.

"Ah, actually there's nothing too new. Do you know navy biscuits?"

Shanks said with a smirk on his face.

"Navy biscuits? I seem to have heard that they were an ocean-going ration before the invention of the refrigerator."

Cracker thought for a while and said, as a biscuit fruit user, he knew about most biscuits, but he had only heard of navy biscuits, because it seemed that anyone who had eaten this thing had a blank look at it. He didn't want to mention the pain, and over time, he also put the matter behind him.

"Yes, it is indeed an ocean-going ration. You know, the conditions for sailing on the sea were not so good in the past, and many things could not be preserved, so things like rum, cured meats, and bacon became so popular. Navigation Biscuits are also one of them. In essence, this thing is not so much a biscuit as it is a salty hard bread. It is baked to dry out the last trace of moisture. At the same time, because there are no holes, the water It is difficult to get into it. It is said that this thing can be preserved for hundreds of years. Even if it is soaked in water, it will take a long time to soften. "

Shanks began to explain to Cracker what navy biscuits were. This thing was first popularized by the navy, so it got its name.

"It doesn't feel like it's anything too difficult. Although it definitely tastes bad, Mr. Bucky won't have this expression, right?"

Cracker listened to this and didn't understand the reason for Bucky's constipated expression.

"Hahahahaha, didn't I just say that? That thing can be stored for a long time. When we were in the Roger Pirates, we once got a bucket of this thing that had been there for who knows how long. Bucky happened to be I felt hungry, so I heard it was a biscuit, so I ate it. This biscuit that has been there for many years is not ordinary, it has a filling inside! ”

Shanks betrayed Bucky without hesitation, and Bucky had no thoughts of fighting Shanks at this moment, and all he could think about was finding a crack in the ground to get into.

"Sandwich? What kind of sandwich? There can't be any sandwich in this kind of thing, right? Otherwise it will spoil quickly."

Cracker had grown up eating well since he was a child, so he didn't understand the meaning of Shanks' words at all.

"Indeed, if it is dead, it will indeed deteriorate, but if it is alive, it will not deteriorate."

Shanks watched Bucky bury his head lower and lower, and became even more excited. He has been called idiot Shanks all day long. He Shanks also has a temper. Today, let him see how powerful I, Shanks, am!

"Alive? What biscuits have live fillings? Wait!"

Cracker suddenly thought of something. He remembered the joke one of his siblings made back then, about the pie made with live earthworms, which frightened Bree so much that she screamed.

"Yes, it's just what you think, it's full of maggots, hahahahahahaha!!!"

Shanks laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh. Bucky took one bite, and then the maggots in his mouth made him scream. Shanks, who was holding another biscuit in his hand, immediately threw the biscuit to the ground, and then let people A shocking scene occurred. The biscuit that fell to the ground was slowly squirming. Therefore, Bucky's lifelong shadow appeared. Bucky vomited for three days and could not eat any biscuits for the next two years. .

"vomit--"

Bucky finally couldn't bear it anymore and lay down on the edge of the dock and started to vomit. The shadow of this life was too heavy. It happened that they were still on Biscuit Island, and all he saw was biscuits, which made him have a stress reaction.

"Hey, hey, no, why are you vomiting again? Are you okay? Bucky? Hey! Hey!!!"

Shanks didn't expect Bucky to have such a big reaction. After all, it was just a joke. He didn't want anything to happen to Bucky. And when Shanks and others went to check on Bucky's condition, Cracker said I started thinking about navy cookies.

"Dry, dry, dry enough, and then there shouldn't be any gaps so no one can get in. The surface, coupled with its smoothness, can also be waterproof, waterproof, waterproof."

While thinking about it, Cracker formed a round biscuit bit by bit on his hand. The surface was smooth, but just by looking at it, it gave people a choking feeling.

"Ugh!" Bucky finally regained his composure. When he looked up, he saw the biscuits in the Cracker's hand and immediately vomited again.